“None shall pass”. Y, efectivamente, no pasa nada… salvo que saltes, sobrevueles el escenario, caigas a cámara lenta y veas cómo las texturas se descomponen delante de ti. Socorro. No quiero más. Es uno de esos juegos de los que todo el mundo dice lo mismo porque, sencillamente, es verdad. Roto a nivel técnico, torpe en el control y desastroso en su diseño, Godai parece más un accidente preservado que un videojuego terminado. Si te apetece reírte un rato, busca el PKG. Pero no lo compres.

Bob D is a monster. When I was a child he locked me in his basement. There was only a TV a playstation and this god awful game. He forced for hours every day for years. He would wipe me if I didn't say it was the best game I had ever played. Well I am free now and after years of intense therapy I have finally recovered only to be browsing Metacritic and see this cursed game and my abuser leaving a 10/10 for this God forsaken barren wasteland ****. Bob D you may have stolen my childhood but I will not allow you to inflate this game. 0/10

I can think of very video games that have made me laugh, completely unintentionally of course, as much as GoDai: Elemental force. Supposedly a third person action game GoDai gets virtually everything wrong. The fighting mechanics are ridiculous (It’s possible to make a great deal of progress by simply doing a slow motion roly-poly over and over again!), the graphics are barely PSone standard and the enemies only seem to know about three phrases that they choose to repeat every ten seconds. It will likely provide you with a good twenty minutes of comedy gold but you won’t bother putting it back in your console again after that.