shiftyman

Absolute trash in every sense of the word, easily the worst tales game yet, a lot of fake 10/10 scores, no way is this an improvement on Tales of Berseria,

After the absolute trash mafia 3 was, someone thought it’d be a good idea to give hangar 13 another chance to develop more absolute rubbish, and boy oh boy they didn’t disappoint. This is just a terrible remaster with horrible clunky controls, lighting is horrendous again. These guys are c grade devs at best.

I was lucky enough to get this a week early and I’m already about 80 hours into it, and it’s absolutely amazing, and that the original which should’ve easily been GOTY, could be improved on, it’s been improved to be one off the all time great games. A true 10/10.

It’s almost a complete copy and paste of the original with a few new twerks. Almost everything is the same, from menus to music, couldn’t even create new looking shrines. And once again the cancerous reviewers and YouTubers make comparisons with Dark Souls, what a sad joke. Nioh 1 had a solid story, with a likeable original protagonist, set in one of the most infamous eras in history, with solid npc’s. Nioh 2 has none of that. Instead, Team Ninja opted for the cheap lazy character creation trash. To keep the 1% happy. Plus they raised the difficulty level up to add a few more hours of gameplay. It’s absolute unbalanced pure trash. I played the first 2 main missions and 2 side missions and deleted it from my system, will be getting a full refund Monday. Wait for a sale of this and maybe a few patches to balance the combat. $20 is the most this will ever be worth seeming it’s Nioh 1.5.

Absolute trash as expected, nothing more then a total reskin of the vanilla game, fits in perfectly with the greed trash of today’s gaming that goes hand in hand with the single digit iq gamers.

Absolute b grade trash, clunky, boring, horrible sound and graphics, it’s more talk then anything, and so much off it ripped out from the yakuza games, from the fighting animations to the whole map. Just trying to cash in from yakuza success.

After 7 years of waiting all we get basically is borderlands 2.5, with a horrible main story and one that’s been done before as well, it’s just an horrible boring all female cast to keep the minority snowflakes happy, with none of the great writing, characters and humour from the first 2 two present in this game. 7 years on and still have the same crappy map layout and woeful backpack inventory system, which shows just how lazy and non innovative Gearbox is. It’s just the same old boring formula (which was great back then) with hardly any new editions. Just overpriced, overhyped, overrated trash. Have had no technical issues with the game whatsoever.

Don’t listen to the minority snowflake rainbow army critics hating on this game, the user scores represent how good the game is. We are now in a era of where the so called critics who rate games are nothing more then agenda driven trash, who rate games based on their politics etc, not on the game itself.

It’s pathetic anyone would even mention the surge 2 and dark souls in the same sentence, The Surge 2 is pure trash, after the first game, which was enjoyable and well made, even thou it was unpolished and a little rough in places, it was still a good platform to go forward from, Surge 2 hasn’t improved anything, everything is wrong, from dismal graphics to terrible level and boss design, it’s embarrassing just how bad it is. Jericho City is meant some futuristic city but feels like you’re running around some 3rd grade stage design, it has no atmosphere and it’s hard to believe that anyone has ever lived there, it’s just so poorly designed. The combat has no fluency to it, is clunky and feels heavy. The whole game is just terrible, for what was touted as being a major improvement on the first game, it’s a major let down, even the camera angles in boss fights are still the real enemy. Once again we see the fake lazy greedy freeloading YouTubers etc, giving the game good reviews, just more proof how they will rate anything good for a few freebies as usual. The whole game is a total mess.

Trashen is one of the most vile games I’ve been unfortunate to play, at first it’s just another wannabe souls game, with numerous bugs, and forever freezing, which none have even been attempted to be patched, horrible clunky, one dimensional combat, with no flow, it’s just horrible, this your typical 2 bit game form more crappy indie devs, who actually think people should pay to play this horrid crap.

Avalanche Studios haven’t failed to develop yet another pile of crap, Rage 2 is only slightly better then Just Cause 4, everything is bad from horrible graphics to some of the worst voice acting in history, it’s meant to run at 60 FPS haha, on the PS4 Pro, if you play it everyday for a week, then tally it up, it might add up to 60, just terrible. The combat is solid, but the driving is just a copy and paste of Mad Max. Wait for 3 months when it will 60% off, or on game pass on the Xbox.

I’m about 10 hours into the game, and so far some of the reviews are absolute rubbish, haven’t encountered a single bug or glitch, and no pop ins, maybe the day one 23gb patch fixed those issues. The story is solid, the open world is amazingly good. Anyone with critical thinking can workout my so many critics hate on this game, poor little snowflakes.

If this was a EA/BioWare game it’d be getting 3/4 out 10. Sekiro has no customisations, it’s basically 2 click attack, which is mostly just spamming the attack button, a broken parry system, that only works sometimes, which is typical for from software games, a grapple that just plain annoying at times, maybe the worst ai in gaming history, still trying figure how you can land multiple “deathblows” when you think it’d only take one, horrible clunky combat, with slow unresponsive character movement, but the souls, bloodborne fan boy brigade would give anything released by from software a 10/10, this will easily be 2019 most overrated piece of pure trash. It’s basically a poor mans version of dark souls.

What’s meant to be a AAA title from supposedly one of the better devs around, is nothing more then pure trash, Bethesda are on the same level as EA, nothing but greedy filth, that only care about $$, months of nothing but fake hype and a beta that was nothing more then a gimmick to get the programmed gaming drones to pre order, with the typical Bethesda YouTube and social media puppets, spreading their typical BS and fake paid for hype on how great this title is. Truly deserves every negative review it recieves

If you’re sick of the over hyped, paid for 10/10 reviews, fanboy trash like Spider-Man and soon to be released red dead 2 rubbish etc, and want to play a true deep meaning rpg with plenty of options, real story and amazing thought out characters, with a great background story, combat that’s addictive once you’ve come accustomed to it, made by devs that first priority was to make a great game, and not just make as much money as possible and push their minority filth agendas. Then this the game for you, a true goty but won’t get close because of the cancer industry gamimg has become.

Looks great on the on the x but it’s the typical open world Ubisoft trash, it’s just Origins with a few added new features, typical village peasant becomes almighty Assassin blah blah blah, devs and publishers must rub their hands together and laugh at the thought of just how gullible and easily tricked this generation of gamers are. From watchdogs 2 to far cry 5 to Origins, it’s just the same typical open world boring, shallow main story and side missions, with slow forced progression unless you want to break down the micro transaction pay wall. Oh and can’t forget the cringe worthy voice acting, speaking English with a pathetic Greek attempted accent.

Don’t listen to the fanboys or paid off critics, forza 4 is a major downgrade from 3, a ton of worthless useless cosmetics, is just one of the many reasons why it’s only average at best, the whole experience thing compared to earning fans, really adds a boring element to the game. Clubs are pointless now, the whole UK map looks almost the same apart from a few of the city sections. Horizon greed.

Typical open world game, sure it looks great, and plays smooth, but there’s absolutely nothing new here. The same old tired formula, yet the gaming drones of this generation, lap this trash up like the programmed sheeple they are. Just look at true open world rpg like original sin 2 that gets hardly any credit, and shows just how much the industry is nothing more then “cash for comments”. Spider-Man is just another washed up old tired boring genre of gaming.

Evertrying that made resident evil games great, is back in full force in 7, ticks all the boxes from location, story, character design, and just general gameplay with all the scares, puzzles etc from past re titles.

The game looks great but that’s about the only positive, it’s the ultimate fan boy trash, from a dialogue written for 5 year olds to the most typical generic quests. Just your average over hyped open world rpg. With the most boring, unimaginative main characters in gaming history, make this, 2018’s biggest piece of overrated trash.

Just your typical, not ready for release, trash. Bug filled empty chore world, with some of the worse ai, to go along with constant frame rate drops, yet more greedy b grade devs want full price for this trash. I’m one of the happy few, because thankfully I didn’t have to pay to play this pile of crud.

Just another Ubisoft title that goes straight into trash can, filled with almost every other Ubisoft title released in recent memory, typical bland,boring, average, empty, overpriced rubbish, which is now the hallmark of Ubisoft. Don’t be fooled by any positive reviews, it’s just the Ubisoft paid shill army, who overhype their typical trash. Wait 3 months and it will be in the 75% off bin with all the other Ubisoft crud.

For anyone who wasn’t sure, remaster means, “hey look we want your money with minimal effort and expenditure”. Of course the majority of the programmed drone gaming community fall for it every time. This is just another pathetic cash grabber, aimed at the loyal yet brain dead fans of yet another classic game, that should’ve been just left in a by gone era. Put this in the trash can, with other classic cash grab remastered rubbish like, Skyrim and Shadow of the Colossus, to name a couple, if you’re going to buy these rip offs, just wait 6 months, for the 70% of sale when it’s somwwhat worth it. Don’t pay full price to these parasite devs and publishers.

Just more remastered trash from the PS2 that’s been overrated by fan boys from a past era, 10 hours of the most meaningless non-story driven dribble with the most clunky controls. Another classic example of how easily people will continue to pay for this remastered trash.

Easily the worst of the 6, but still an ok story, with plenty of the typical crazy side quests and games but totally ruined by a truly weak ending, fans of the series deserved better.

Everything about this is average, not one thing stands out to make it anything special, claims to be just on a AA budget but has a AAA price tag, wait until it’s in the “cheap section” then it’s worth a few hours.

This is an thinking persons game, and obvisouly isn’t for the average high school dropout who sits around 12 hours a day playing trash like COD and Destiny, abuising the f**k out of each other and call that gaming.

The most overrated game in history and nothing more then fanboy trash. Just hunt the same monsters over and over and over, with no story and the worst and most poorly written/ voice acted performance ever. It’s just a button mash and the ocassional roll, which requires not one ounce of skill, to go with the worst combat system. The smallest maps and the same monsters just in different skins and they only get harder because they do more damage. A palico that’s one level above useless, does the occasional buff or health item. The worst item clogged up menu system, trying to find a item while fighting is a chore. Sub par graphics and sound. The handler obviously has some kind of mental issue. The whole weapon and armour upgrade system is a broken mess. 200 hours and it’s like you’ve never played the game just hunted the same monsters over and over and upgraded gear. Pure trash.

Bought this cheap over the holidays and didn’t expect much, but it’s better then average. With good solid combat mechanics. Graphics, lighting and sound are all good, sure it lacks some polish in some areas but with a little more work and bigger budget there’s a really good opurtunity for a sequel. The walk in a park dlc is very clever and well made and certainly adds to the overall game with story and content. Hopefully we will see more from The Surge team in the future.

No wonder why there was no previews of this before release, from the drops in frame rate to the unbelievable amounts of bugs and crashes to the dead world outside of the city, with some of the worst colour patterns I’ve seen make this an absolute piece of overhyped trash. It’s remarkable how something can be released so unpolished. So it will 12 patches and 6 months to maybe have the game where it should’ve been at release.

With next to no story and dialogue, plus the woeful pathetic weapon upgrade system from BBI ruins what could’ve been an exceptional game.

Another hidden gem of 2017, ticks all the boxes, soundtrack, combat, voice acting and story.

The only horror here is what an absolute piece of trash this is, beside from being a complete TLOU/Resident Evil rip-off, it has the worst combat mechanics ever, you can’t dodge or roll and the poor character mobility is the real evil here. The same enemy 90% of the time only with different skins. The most one dimensional boss fights, and the only way to make the last one even a challenge was to make health items almost non exsistent. The weapon upgrades are average and the gel perks are almost useless apart from health and stamina. This game and the ratings for this trash, show why gaming is almost dead, if it’s not loot boxes then it’s poor design like this garbage, that are bringing the industry to its knees. -100/10

After a years break, one would’ve thought Ubisoft would’ve come back with the best assassins creed to date, but of course it’s ubisoft, origins is your generic open world game with main and side quests and a paper thin main story, b grade voice acting, a horendus lighting engine and some of the worse ai in history. Obviously the only thing that seemed to matter was the graphics and open world structure which are stellar. One of the more disappointing releases of 2017.

Absolute shallow expansion that’s nothing more then a major grind, bug filled and glitchy, loading screens that take forever and a new game plus that’s the new game. Total trash.

I think it’s great that EA let me pay $99 for their game and then give me the opportunity to buy all the locked heroes for $100’s more, and this is called “gaming”.

Just the typical trash in the new era of gaming where everything is locked behind paywalls so you either grind boring missions for hundreds of hours to unlock content or pay 1000’s of $ for loot crates. This is the beginning of the end for gaming.

Just on 20 hours in and it’s the most boring, repetitive game of 2017, there’s hardly any difference to the first one. The story is c grade trash. Zzzzzzzzz.

An amazing update with so much content it's unbelievable but totally ruined by bugs and glitches and painfully slow loading screens and some of the worst frame rate drops, but when you see 2K then you know trash isn't far away, shame I couldn't give this a 9/10.

Just a grind to get anywhere, the whole purpose is to sell vc, my player is so rigged to fail unless you buy coins to boost your player, it's pathetic, plus with the repeative cut scenes and sub par facial animations, 2nd rate graphics, makes this a fail.

Wow the Sony puppets are out in force, should be tumble weed golf because of how empty it is, from the lack of shot selection (no punch, loft, fade, draw etc) to the lame online effort where there's no tournaments, daily challenges etc and no find a game option, but of course it will be full of micro transactions, can't even play on all 5 courses when you start or many game types, have to grind to them. Unless all you want is a good looking golf game with a ton of customisations, then you've found your game. Plus the people who developed this has no understanding of golf.

Yakuza games are the best, not only do they have great engrossing main stories, main characters you can really get involved with, plus all the crazy side quests and mini games, Yakuza Kiwami is no exception.

Here we have yet another overrated Sony exclusive, it's uncharted 4 but with female protagonists, a tired and tried formula that offers nothing new, horrible sub par voice acting, but not surprising with the c grade script. If you're a fan of the franchise, you'll enjoy this. Great graphics and lighting, help but couldn't save a boring, been there done it before game. The reviews show just how fake the industry is. Chloe and Nardine will have you asleep before chapter 5.

If you enjoy watching paint dry or grass grow, then Elite Dangerous is for you, this is the kind of game that you could put 500 hours into and still feel like your in training mode, graphics and sound are average, the music is 10/10. If you like grinding for credits and flying around deep space, doing deliveries, trading and a host of other stuff then this is for you.

absolute disgrace games continue to be released not even close to being ready for the markert, makes you wonder why they even bother having betas when they serve this utter trash up, but don't criticise devs because they just tell you early issues that happen.

After 7 months, Hangar 13 finally release DLC 1 and wow what a piece of trash, lucky if it's 90 minutes long only 2 new items and a brand new area that's a ghost town once completed. Adds absoutely nothing to the main game.

Having never played a Yakuza game before, I was expecting your typical shoot n up and everything that goes with it, but much to my surprise, Yakuza 0 is a strongly story driven game, with a very good combat system, a great main story with funny and clever sub stories, and a host of other actiivities to keep you more then entertained, easily one of the best titles of 2017.

A bug filled, glitched up piece of pure trash, how companies aren't ashamed to be assoaciated with rubbish of this quality is beyond me, oh that's right try and squeeze a few dollars out the gaming community with mostly consists of sheep gamers. Put it in the trash can with all the other broken and unfished titles that are flooding the market, please look at Japanese studios and you might learn a thing or two.

I've never played a persona game before this, so this was an extremely pleasant surprise, to say the least. Complety different in every way from most of the other generic games on the markert. I'm about 15 hours into and I can't put it down, it truly is a masterpiece and so cleverly made. A legit 10/10

3 of the best games ever made and now on the one disc, they easily stand up to 2017 standards in most categories. Playing these again has been an absolute joy and a reminder when Ubisoft cared more about making great games.