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Just watch the chariot race and the boat scene, that's all the entertainment value this soulless movie has to offer.

Imagine being kicked in the balls several times, being shanked in your anus several times and then having someone scream really loud in your ears for hours until you you finally feel relieved when you become deaf. That's the experience of Jack and Jill.

Equally as funny and emotionally satisfying as the first one, everyone is still fantastic in their roles, and this time around, has a good villain!

Benedict Cumberbatch is perfect casting as Doctor Strange, the action scenes were both exciting and extremely creative, the film was hilarious and was also a total feast for the eyes!

Civil War is a perfect superhero film in my opinion. The story was always compelling, both sides make great points, the action sequences are SO good, especially the iconic airport fight scene! Black Panther and Spider-Man are also fantastic!

This was probably the biggest surprise in the MCU besides Guardians of the Galaxy. This film was far better than it had any right to be, it was so full of creativity, witty, snappy humor and great performances by Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas.

Despite being messy at times and the romance between Hulk and Black Widow being very uninteresting, this sequel gives us some amazing character development for Black Widow and Hackeye, the action is just as exciting as it was in the first film, and this film was quite hilarious.

A brilliant blend of action, comedy and drama. Every one of the guardians bring their A-game here in terms of emotion and charisma. My only issue was the generic villain.

The Winter Soldier is one of the best sequels in the past decade. It has orgasmic action sequences, Captain America is an absolute badass here, the Winter Soldier is a fantastic villain, and the whole political thriller element is compelling.

The things this movie gets right, it really gets right! The action is fantastic, Chris Hemsworth is once again a great Thor, and Loki is as fun to watch as ever. Unfortunately this time around Thor and Jane have zero chemistry, the villain is one of the worst in the entire franchise, the dark world itself is so boring, and Kat Dennings REALLY drags this film down.

I understand the criticisms of this movie, but I personally loved it! It's got that wit that Shane Black is known for, the action sequences are exciting, and of course I have to mention how good RDJ is!

This film was a breath of fresh air, it was pure, good old fashioned adventurous fun!

The Avengers is a beautiful example on how movies like this should be done! Deliver all the action a summer blockbuster should offer while also giving us a great group of well developed characters that we care about when the stakes are high.

Thor is a large scale feast for the eyes with a very likable hero, some of the best action in phase 1 MCU and quite a few great moments of comedy. My only issues were Kat Dennings' performance and some jarring camera angles.

I do think this is one of the weaker MCU films, as it has glaring pacing issues and wastes a good villain. It does have some great action sequences, really funny moments, a wonderful introduction to Black Widow and once again a wonderful performance from RDJ to help it still be a good watch!

Iron Man is a fun, action packed origin story elevated by beautiful direction and one hell of a performance by Robert Downey Jr.!

It's not the greatest superhero film ever made, but it is so much fun to watch! This film definitely did the character more justice than that garbage Ang Lee film!

Deadpool is my favorite Marvel character besides Wolverine and Iron Man, and this movie portrayed the character beautifully! It's violent, hilarious and endlessly entertaining!

This is one of my biggest guilty pleasures! It's nice to see Adam Sandler do something outside of his PG-13 comfort zone and go back to his old school roots, just in a raunchier fashion. It's not perfect but it did make me laugh, quite hard a few times.

Pulp Fiction is as perfect as a film can be. The dialogue, storytelling, acting, writing, everything is absolutely top notch! This film is funny, exciting and even suspenseful, I wholeheartedly recommend it!

This is an endlessly enjoyable horror anthology and easily one of the best of its kind. It's got the perfect amount of atmosphere and a great sense of humor. The gorehound in me wishes there was more gore but that's just a nitpick. Creepshow is still my favorite but this really comes close!

I don't give 0/10s very often, this movie really **** deserves it though! This is easily one of the most incompetent and boring films I have ever seen, period! The action is not only lacking, but when it finally happens, it's horrible! This movie has no excuse to have CGI and green screen that's as horrible as it is. Terminator 2 and Jurassic Park both came out in the early 90s and that CGI is FAR better than the **** in this film! None of the characters are even remotely interesting and there's legit no development at all, you don't even get to see them get used to their powers! There's no conflict between them and the villain until the very end. If you never got to see this movie, GOOD!

The Godfather is one of the most compelling crime dramas ever made. At 177 minutes, the film never dragged, it always moved at a good pace. Al Pacino and Diane Keaton are phenomenal in their roles, and of course Marlon Brando is iconic.

Wonder Woman 1984 definitely blew my mind, but not in a good way. The first film was fun and exciting, this film is painfully boring trainwreck. The lack of action isn't doing the film any favors when the film's plot is **** if you're looking for a big budget hallmark romance movie disguised as a superhero film, this is for you!

The New Mutants is definitely not the best way to end the Fox X-Men franchise, but certainly better than the abysmal Dark Phoenix. The film is perfectly watchable, but don't go in expecting an effective horror film, the film barely qualifies as a horror film.

Stop-Loss feels very mature and human for an MTV drama. Although some of the acting isn't the greatest, especially from Channing Tatum, considering this was early in his career, but the story is compelling and the film has some great emotional weight.