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To say that it's game of the year potential would be a lie. To say that it's not really, really good would be, too. I mean, the short version of this is that TOB is the Blood Dragon for Wolfenstien. The base game was great, and it's here to just give us more of this, if slightly shorter, funnier, and lower priced. It's an enjoyable 6 Hour long game that gives you some new toys, new mechanics, and new enemies to fight, and frankly, that's all it needs to do for me to reccomend it.

All I can say is simply meh. It's not the best game I've ever played, not the worst. It's graphics look horrible on Ultra, it plays more or less fine, but it's just not an amazing game. The only reason I can see really reccomendin it is because it's *supposedly* 40 hours long and the soundtrack is good.

With the launch of Tamriel Unlimited, I can finally say that TESO is at least worth trying out. The lack of a subscription fee, the ability to steal, kill NPCs and some other minor things make it an alright game. Don't get me wrong, TESO is still the worst modern ES game to date. Without full modability, ie making costume armors, weapons and maps, we are in fact stuck with whatever the Devs want us to have. This usually results in very drab weapons, armor and mounts. In addition, the combat is still dull at best. There isn't a whole lot to say here exept that a lot of the game is, in fact, governed by the server and your ping. The cash shop isn't too overbearing. So far, you can purchase mounts, pets, and a few potions, if your so inclined. The whole stealing mechanic dosent seem worth it just yet, though. The skill bar for that still progresses incredibly slowly, and the rewards for pilfering someone's pocket normally don't add up to some food and a Barbie that you can sell for 30 gold. Killing is, much like stealing, pointless, because you will be at a loss for gold soon after your first kill. That, and guards are overpowered as hell. But I'm digessing, quite a bit. The point is that at the very least. TESO is worth picking up for $30 on sale. Don't expect too much, but don't set your expectations too low, either,

It's bad, very bad. Where to start? It's incredibly buggy, not much fun, is too long, and just kinda ****. The original was good. There isn't any denying that. But this rendition is a poor cash in on something that never really needed a sequel. Maybe the addition of a map edition, set to release some time, will liven it all up. Honestly, though, I doubt it. It's not good. Replay the original, get the OST off of YouTube, and play with the Payday 2 masks that came with it, but don't play the game itself.

At the time of writing this, there is over $115 in DLC. In addition, the game is $30, as it has been since launch. Keep in mind, I own every single DLC. The fact of the mater is that that is too much. It will give you hundreds of hours of fun, but just be warned.

Its gotta be one of the worst games i've ever played, but it really is great. It looks like crap, it plays even worse, and can be done in a few hours. But the amount of offensive content here is appalling. And I love it for that. But don't come in expecting a serious game or anything, mind.

I think its the game Skyrim wanted to be. Now put away your pitchforks, I love me some Skyrim, and if I had to chose between the two to play for the rest of my life, i'd chose Skyrim. But for a game i'll beat maybe twice, Dragon Age is the better choice. Not at all based on Gameplay and Graphics, mind, although those are quite good. Its the whole "Epicossity" of the whole affair. Everything here feels like its epic. From its epic music to its epic quests, everything will determine the fate of humanity. I was doing everything for HUMANITY. OH WAIT, IM AN ELF, SCREW YOU GUYS! Really. Thats the good part. Somewhere around an hour in, I realized that I was an Elf. A Dalish one, as a matter of fact. And you know what? People in Thedas are **** to my people. So you know what? I'm going to *Cut out for spoilers sake* and put an Elf high up. I'm gonna be a **** to everyone. I'm going to do what I WANT! SCREW YOU GUYS! And the game supports me in doing this!

Whats this?A port from experienced port people that works? Whats this-Its $14 on sale for launch day, and $20 regular? Whats this?MGS on PC? I call BS. Oh wait, i dont. It works, its great, and scrubs need to love it.

I think it should have been $15. Don't get me wrong, The Crew is an ok game. But the only fun I found in it was driving across the U.S. of A for hours on end. It really was fun to drive around. It was a sense of adventure that I haven't felt since Skyrim. After playing for an hour,I could drive from LA to NY, stop at the Grand Canyon, The Rockys, MtRushmore and eveywhere in between for fun. But that's all I was doing. I hated having to go back to story quests, grinding for Xp and Cash. I hated everything that wasn't driving around for my fun. That's why I so it should've been $15.

Its not bad, nor is it good. It works on PC, is fun, in that CoD sort of way, has good facial animations and Kevin Spacey. While it wont change your outlook on CoD, its still enjoyable for those who are into this kind of game.

The Gospel of M1911, Revelations 7+1. I never thought I would like the Bible. Really though, game is amazing. I mean, I played it for 5 hours, and did 1 main mission. Also, Elephants are OP. They don't die, they insta-kill everything, you can shoot while on them(Pocket Rocket FTW) and you get a ton of Xp with them. And you can spend your first perk point on it. Screw end-game.

Its not bad, not good. Its next to identical to Black Flag, but its a lot better then Unity. You have a boat, you kill people, you know the drill. But its just as fun as it was a year ago. It's my yearly creed game,and i enjoyed it.

I think its the Papers Please of this year. It combines equal parts of aformentioned Papers Please, State of Decay, and I Am Alive. It shows how war isn't a good thing. People die. People get hurt. Families are torn appart. War IS bad. It also has some pretty solid AI. Rather, the AI is random, per say. There is no set currency, no set money system, no set value. It all depends on who you are trading with. How the AI reacts to you is based on logic. An old person didnt attack me while i was looting his house because i had a knife, while a dude blew my brains out because I was near his ill mother. The base building is solid,too. This is my base. There are many like it, but this is mine. I really dig the graphics. Some times its a bit hard to make out stuff, but i love it for this all the more. Anyway, this is the short version. Maybe i'll add a longer version, but if you take away nothing else from this review, take away this:This game is one of the best games to come out this year. I wouldn't doubt it'll overtake any number of GoTY canidates, and it sure as hell did overtake mine. Sorry, Wolf Amoung Us

I really don't know what it is that makes this game so great. From the outset, it's mediocre first person shooter with RPG like elements added in. But once played,it seems all too much more. I mean,before I get onto the actual gameplay, let's just get a few things over with. For one, the game looks better then God. Really, the game is amazing. I fell over and went unconscious for a few minutes the first time I climbed the radio tower in the starters zone. Also, the game has a pretty good story. It's a bit cliché, yes,but all the characters are likable,or hateable depending. With all that nonsense outta the way,let's get into gameplay. It's amazing. It's vastly improved over the previous iterations,but that's not really the thing here. Jason can wield any number of rifles,snottys, RPGs,or even a bow if you so desire, and each one is unique and satisfying. Shooting and stabbing your way through enemies is great,top. But that's not the draw. The draw here is freedom. With the exeption of a few missions,you take on missions however you desire. Grab an RPG,C4, and a LMG, and play Rambo. Go through the bushes with a silent sniper. Grab a bow. Play how you want.

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Whilst it's not the best game in the **** still fun and funny. I mean,move logged 5 hours on it this morning,and I've been liking it. It seems like I'll get a few hundred hours out of it, because, you know, guns. Besides, I am a Cyborg with a Laser outta Ghost Busters,and when I reload,it explodes on my enemies. I win.

It's Ok. The combat is fluid, the controlls solid. The game looks amazing, and it's well optimized. The Story is too much God of War, too little 300. The Co-Op is good for a few hours,but not much longer. It may seem like I'm not being very specific in this review, and, well, that's because it's hard to. It's just a VERY mediocre game that could've been more,but it ****'t. I'll call this one a miss. Pick it up on sale for $15 in December, play it for 8-9 hours, forget about it, and go back to watching Gladiator or 300 if you want a solid Roman Warrior Fantasy.

What is still one of the best games in the genre, TDE just adds some minor graphical tweaks and all the DLC to the SD collection. The base game is amazing, with fluid shooting,melee, driving and parkour. The game looks better, and is optimized better the original. The DLCS are all worth playing,and all the new outfits look as cool as they did in the original. Play it now, if you never played the original. If you did, still pick it up, while it's on sale for $15 until the end of the month.

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While it's not the best DLC, it is the longest. Taking place in sort of a snowy Shadded Woods, it will take a long time to run thought. Not like that's a bad thing. All the bosses are better then DLC 2, and there are some cool items to be had. It's also a pretty hard zone, even for someone playing in NG with 12M SM. But regardless,it's still worth playing through if you're a fan of DkS2, and even if you aren't, still get it,because, you know, scrubs got GitGub reallytho

WWhile it's not a bad game,per say,it is a dull one. It relies too much no the now overused Batman style combat,and too little on LoTR universe and story. The new "make your own army" thing is cool, but.much like the Ass Creed mission type of the same nature, it falls flat. And then there is the small map. And the lack of a real,loot system. And the mediocre graphics. Anyway, now I'm just rambling. The game is Ok. Not bad, not good,not worth $50. Stick to Skyrim with mods if you're looking for a solid LoTR experience

Ok,can someone tell me something- Is the cake a lie? Anyway, it's still one of the best games,to date. Funny humor,fun gameplay,amazing song at the end of the game... PORTAL 3 COMFIRMED!!!1

Not the best TBS game on the market,not the worst, It plays well and all,but for some reason,it just seems to be missing something. Maybe it's the lack of surprise, the whole "I've been there, done that" feeling that comes with playing this game. Maybe it's the heavy $40 price of admission to get into the show,per say. Maybe it's just the very overdone ****,none thE less,it's still a fun,decent length romp through nostalgia that is worth getting for the soon to be $20 steam sale.

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2.0 user score. 2500 negative reviews/scores Requires 6GB ram Can't play on lowest settings with an i3 and GTX 650Ti Looks like balls Glitchy as hell. Why are you even reading this review?You know that the game is **** Spoiler-The Black Man dies

Not the best game in the eWorld,but it's entertaining,funny,stupid and **** has enough new things to make it worth the price tag,and it's a great **** you're looking for a good city builder,after that whole Sim City thing,then look no further. Pick it up,if for no other reason than the fact that you can give yourself I finite tanks

Meh it's all **** great,but not down right awful.There is some real problems with the port,but really,it's not that **** call this one a miss,but I'd still buy it again,if it was$30

As much as I hate what Minecraft has done for the gaming industry,there is no reason why you shouldn't play **** spent more hours then I can count on this game,and every time I think I'm free of its clutches,I feel the need to mine one more block

There are very few games that I would tell you to buy without a second thought.This is one of ****'ll spend hours upon hours in this wonderful world,and never regret a second of **** you haven't played the original Fable and where waiting for an excuse,this is it.Even if you have,the upscaled resolution,aspect ration,and overall better textures are a nice touch.Seeing as the game also features mod support,and Steam Workshop in the not so distant future,there really is no reason not to pick this masterpiece up. Also,this thing will run on a potato,so don't think that your PC can't run it

Meh, it looks like balls, plays like balls, is pretty bad overall. I bought it on a bored whim, and boy oh boy do I regret it. Just stay away,whatever you do

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Meh, its alright...just not very good...I mean, its a poor-mans BL2, If you're looking for a decent console MMO, this is it. If you're looking for a good MMO and have a PC, then this one is a miss

One of the few games that holds its self up on its gameplay. I spent 2 hours on the tutorial mission, killing hordes. I've killed 10k zombies in my 3 hours of play. Need I say more?Also, I was blessed with no issues, so I feel special

One of the very few games that I beat in one sitting. One of the few games that I was sad because of the Characters that died. One of the few games that I really enjoyed. It was the high point of the series. Mass Effect was Ok. held back by bad graphics and gameplay. Mass Effect 3 was trying to appeal to a huge audience. Mass Effect was just perfect, no doubt about it. Its ended up on many peoples "Best Games Ever" lists, and im no exception

Call of Duty-Mage Edition Thats about the extent of it. The game looks great, and sounds great, but when we strip it of that, all thats left is a gruffy Man/Woman going on a Cliche tale with a spell instead **** Consider this one a miss

Isn't it sad that this 10 year old game looks a lot better than most games that have came out in the past few months? Also-HL3 CONFIRMED Also-GORDON FREEMAN

Its just as good as the first DLC, but its still pretty good. The bosses are not too good, as all 3 are reused from the base game (Alonne=Pursuer, Fume Knight=Lost Sinner, and smelter demon=smelter demon) The level design isn't as good as the first one, either. But that being said, all the base enemies are a lot better overall, and so are the new weapons and armor, which all look amazing. And there are some callbacks to DkS1/Demons Souls. Anyway, its still a good, solid DLC, worthy of a buy.

Oh come on. Look me in the eyes and tell me you never wanted to play as all the Expendables in a video game that is really quite good. I mean, really, its impossible to NOT like this

To this day, I never see the hype of this game. Its a mediocre third person shooter with some ugly visuals and a pretty bad story. Ok, i'll admit, there are some cool missions. And some cool things to do. But really, the % of good to bad is maybe 20-80. Great-You can play golf and tennis. Who cares?The game goes for quantity of Quality and the result is mediocre. InB4AngryFanboys

If you haven't played the Metro games, now is the time. They are some of the best FPS games on the market. The Redux has made the game look better, but at the cost of it, that, the lighting is more based around light than dark, as the originals where. The gameplay has been improved as-well. There are some tweaks to make it into a more of an action game in 2033, but this can be turned off to make it into a stealth based game in the options. The game runs a lot better on PC, too. The new voices are a lot worse, and the faces all look quite babyish,but as I said, the game is still amazing. Pick it up. This one is the better of the two, with more improvements and **** the story of this one is a lot better

I mean, besides the god awful PC port, its one of the better games i've played. I came from the land of DkS2 first, so I was at some sort of an advantage. I mean, this one is a lot less linear, a lot more intimidating, and thats good. I mean, there just isn't anything to be said that hasn't been said, but I will say this Git this game and GitGudScrub

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Meh, its alrite. At this point, you know what to expect when you get the Sims. Some stuff has been removed, other stuff added. The better version of creating your Sim and build tool are nice, but then **** that really worth spending $60 for? I mean, if your a fan of The Sims, you already own it and have been playing it since midnight. If you're not, then I'd say wait until it drops down in price, or gets into another good Humble Bundle

If you haven't played the Metro games, now is the time. They are some of the best FPS games on the market. The Redux has made the game look better, but at the cost of it, that, the lighting is more based around light than dark, as the originals where. The gameplay has been improved as-well. There are some tweaks to make it into a more of an action game in 2033, but this can be turned off to make it into a stealth based game in the options. The game runs a lot better on PC, too. The new voices are a lot worse, and the faces all look quite babyish,but as I said, the game is still amazing. Pick it up

Ok, the game itself its quite good. It has an amazing story, especially for a more or less Mafia tale, the characters are all top notch, and all the lines are well preformed. The graphics look pretty good, with some bad textures from time to time, but its all cell shaded, which makes it look a lot like Borderlands. But that would only be if Borderlands was bloody. No joke, there was less gore in saving private Ryan. Limbs get torn off, people get impaled, and its all in this bloody mess. Which is good, by the way. Anyway, the gameplay is very arcade like shoot em up, with your demon arm to help impale people. Even on the lowest difficulty setting, its still a hard game, coming from a seasoned DkS2 vet,and well, ya. The only gripe I have with the gameplay is that ammo is semi-scare in early game, which well, just feels weird in an FPS. Overall, if you find the game on a sale, pick up up without hesitation. If you dont, well, here comes one of my only gripes. Single Player length. It will last only about 6 hours on Med. I get that its not that big of a deal, but well, for a game with not to much replay value...I mean, it does have a coop mode, but when I picked it up, the coop was dead.

It suffers from the same problems that Risen 2 did. I mean, for one, the story is cliche beyond all measures. The side quests, which are in abundance, which is one of the games only good points, are MMO like, with cheaply written lines that are acted out by cheap voice acters, and like I said, felt like they should be in an MMO, not a AAA RPG. Combat is still bad. It uses an MMO like hotbar system, which isnt bad IF they had any talent to pull it off. But they dont. What results is a uber-dull combat system, which, as I said, makes it seem like it should belong in an MMO. The graphics look bad, aswell. I can see this getting by on consoles, but running it on the Max settings on PC, I laughed at how bad it looked. I mean, c'mon. A 7 year old game on low(Crysis) looked a lot better then this. The lip syncing is still off, and the animations are poor. All tropes of an MMO. Anyway, the only good thing about this is that it has over 200 quests, which really isn't that much by todays standards, but anyway... This one is a miss, again. Its mediocre at its best moments, which don't happen to often. I'm not going to go so far as to say that I want my money back, but really, I was expecting a decent single player RPG,NOT a cheap MMO.

Without a doubt, TNO is one of the best FPS games of the past few years. Gameplay is smooth, easy to learn, and makes you feel like a god. Graphics look good enough, never outstanding, but never awful. The Story is pretty damn good as far as World War shooters go, and I actually cared about the characters, and wanted to know more about TNO world. Granted, there is no MP, but as someone who tends to shy away from MP games, I could't care less. TNO is a amazing game, and shouldn't be missed at any cost

Hard to learn-easy to master Like I said. The first few hours of this game where a living hell. Tutorials didn't help. Controls made no sense. A **** community didn't help, either. But then I got used to it. I found a few people that helped me through the starting hours. I adjusted myself to the controls. Then it was great. Granted, this isn't much more than a standard MMO, but this time, it has space-ships. The game takes place entirely in the cockpit of a ship. You grind to get better parts, and a better ship. Simple as that. Granted, this is a very specific MMO, aimed at a specific audience. Its for people that will spent hours on end figuring it out. Once you get it, its fun. Your ship becomes a god, your raking in money, and who knows, you can even do some of that corporate sabotage.

Thief isn't a stealing my money Lets get this out of the way, I never played the original Thief games. Oh, I also didn't like Dishonored. So therefore, I should hate this game, right? Wrong(ish). In short, Thief is a good, fun, some times lackluster game that won't be redefining gameplay anytime soon. First off, I figure I should scream at the graphics. But instead of screaming, i'll be kissing them. Thief is VERY pretty. The city, shadows, and textures are just plain...beautiful. The game takes place nearly at night, but that very stops it from looking good. Running it at Med. settings, the textures look about 100x better than most of the next-gen games. The same goes for the shadows. I mean, I want to say how realistic these look. Granted, I ran these at the max settings, but they look truly life-like. The city itself hasn't seen better days, graphically that is. Views over the city are rivaling Far Cry 3, and that's saying quite a bit. I almost forgot, the fires look beyond amazing, too. In short, if you want one of the prettier games to come out this year, pick this one up. Now to the story. As I said, I've never played any of the other thief games, but here is my take on it:The City(Thats really what its called) has been overrun by a plague. Garret got some super powers, at the cost of your "girlfriends" life. You, for some reason, want ****...save her or something? Frankly, after that. I really stopped caring. After a point, I just started to skip the cut-scenes and more or less zone out. So, if theres anything to be said about the story, it's that it's forgettable, annoying, and was a general waste of Development time. Now to the all important gameplay. Well, its like Dishonored, just bad. *I'm not saying Thief is a D. Ripoff*. So, like I said. It revolves around sneaking around various places, to, well, steal stuff. But the stuff you steal isn't gold, or anything like that. Its magical objects, and documents, and stuff that aids in the shallow story. Granted, from time to time, you actually steal gold and the like. These rare missions of sneaking around and doing what Thief's do are amazing, and fun. But then back to the stealing documents...they are sadly more like the latest CoD game instead of a steal&stealth game. Action sequences, dull,forced combat, boss battles, and well, again, a lack of stealing makes these missions seem...weak. About the Stealth. Its done decently well. If you are walking in water, or on glass, you will be louder, and the Ai will find you. The maps are laid out in a way where there is always quick and sneaky ways to get around, but the thing is that most levels are too small for me to bother with the stealthy road. Your bow will 1 hit kill every enemy(With a headshot) and unlike Dishonored, the game won't get harder if you go around killing everything. Then in forced to use my stick. Like in thief games past, you,Garret, have a blackjack, a glorified stick. You can sneak up behind enemies and conk them on the head, which is all fine and dandy. But then when you get detected, your forced to engage in a sort of turn based fighting system. Not really, its in real-time, but **** enemies hit you, you hit them, then you die. Unless,of course, you buy the focus upgrade that allows you to kill enemies in focus time. But aside from this, the combat its dull. You really cant make an escape, so if you get detected, you die. So a summary:Thief is a incredible looking game that is quite shallow outside of that. Forgettable characters, a lackluster story, and bad gameplay make this really not worth while 6/10. Skip it