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This is now the best video game movie of all time. I can’t praise Paramount, Sega and Jeff Fowler enough on how amazing of a job they did. For the newcomers Idris Elba as Knuckles he is actually smartly written to be dimwitted but at the same time he is smart and charming, it works really really well. Colleen O’Shaughtneesey is back as the voice of Tails, she honestly gives a very emotional performance, Tails gets huge character development, saying he was a freak on his planet and wanted to join Sonic he just wanted a friend. Jim Carrey once again stole the show he was just hilarious, the whole movie is hilarious Sonic constantly one liners. The action and CGI got a huge boost in this movie the way Sonic moves during the fights with Knuckles and the ending surprise oh my lord. Overall I can’t praise this movie enough with tons of Easter eggs, gorgeous visuals, amazing performances this is easily the best video game movie of all time go see it as soon as you can. Ranking Masterpiece

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The comedy movie that we needed in today's world I don't think I have laughed so hard since Deadpool 2 I adore this movie from start to finish its a delight

Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker: To celebrate May the 4th it’s time to finally review this masterpiece with spoilers. First it’s great to have J.J Abrams back in the directors chair, nothing was wrong with Ryan Johnson but with Abrams it’s a whole different beast entirely. Everything looks great all the effects are outstandingly beautiful, the whole cast is still great but it’s even better to have Harrison Ford come back as Han again I lost it in the theater. But I think the big stand out is Adam Driver aka Kylo Ren he gets so much development in the movie it’s crazy, I went from hating him to loving him. But the big thing is Palpatine and Rey that is something the fan base was not ready for and it was a great. The final battle was the best in the franchise because of all the voices of the fallen Jedi. Overall the best Star Wars movie of all time having the entire Star Wars cast from the past movies come back was amazing, go watch this now it just became available on Disney+.

Zombieland Double Tap: 10 years in the making was a success. Yes it was a huge success this was such a fun ride, the cast is all back and they are all better than ever. Of course the standout is Woody Harrelson he is amazing in this movie. It’s also weird seeing Emma Stone in a comedy movie when all I have seen her mostly in now a days are serious films it’s cool to seeing her do something different. The supporting cast are also great from the copies of the original cast, one of the best parts is when Columbus is having a argument with his copy about there rules. But I have to complement the special effects work the zombies look great and so does the gore they all look fantastic. But this is a huge spoiler if you haven’t seen this movie stop reading now. Ok ready, this movie has to have the best mid credit scenes Bill Murray cameos and kicks so much ass and is so amazing it shows off the beginning of the Zombieland virus. I usually never give a spoiler heads up but I need to for that because of how amazing it was and I can’t give this movie enough praise it turned a great performance with amazing action and comedy that will make you teary eyed.

Transformers Age of Extinction: 4 movie in and 3 have been really good but this, this is my favorite. The people from the first 3 gone we got a new cast. First Mark Wahlberg I hear so many people **** on him but I really like his character he is a dad that is protective for his daughter. The other is the hot girl, other hot male actor and the comic relief in the form of TJ Miller. Again cinematography great all the camera angles are awesome but the real highlight is the CGI touch ups. From the explosions to the Transformers them self’s look awesome. Once again The Transformers are the standout Prime and Bumblebee still kicking ass but we got new ones my new favorite Hound voiced by John Goodman he is really cool I don’t know why but I really like him from either the guns or just the line delivery, Drift is the samurai dude he’s cool I guess and the other one he’s good too. My friend would kill me if I didn’t mentioned the Dinobots. So Grimlock is the only one that matters he’s the T-Rex and yeah he’s ducking sweet the stuff he and Prime do make for one hell of a team up. Watch this one there is more action in this movie then the other ones it’s available on Hulu now.

Transformers Revenge Of the Fallen: I remember this being so much better as a kid. Ugh it hurts because the other ones are so much better than this one. The only thing it really has is the fights but it gets ruined also because Optimus dies but he comes back to life. But the whole thing with Sam seeing a bunch of stuff because he touched the All Spark it’s so dumb. If you want to see it just look up the fights online that is all it has going for it. Also Megan Fox is hot.

Transformers Dark of the Moon: Now this is much better. First off yes this one is a better movie than the last because more action, most of the comedy sticks and because all the humans are awesome in it too. Shia is still here and he probably does one of his best performances in these movies, but Megan Fox is gone but she is replaced by another hot girl don’t know her name don’t care she is hoooooooooooot. Peter Cullen is still Optimus Prime and he does more stuff in this. The final battle is one of those scenes that is so awesome to watch because of how **** and utterly badass the whole thing is for real Prime is taking on multiple threats with one arm and kills Megatron. Once again the movie uses practical explosions which is amazing, the stunt work is also really cool but sometimes doesn’t make since because some humans look like they get smacked so hard by the Transformers they go flying and then get back up like nothing happens like for real. The cinematography is still really good but the shaky cam is still very bad to look at. But overall this is so much better watch it, the movie is on Hulu.

Transformers: I know I talk a lot of **** about Michael Bay but this was before the MCU. Yes this is a CGI filled movie but it works surprisingly well. First the cast Mr Bay likes to have hot girls in his movies so who does he cast Megan Fox, she does a job and Shia Le what ever his name is he’s ok. But the movie is great when the Autobots are on the screen. I love the action scenes Prime and Bumblebee are the best characters in this movie they are both **** cool to see how much the military changes through each movie from hating the Transformers to working with them, honestly when you think about it Michael Bay actually does use practical effects for his explosions which I can respect. Overall it’s a great start to a franchise which I have grown up with and the movies just get more and more crazy as they go on, watch it if it’s for the first time or a rewatch it’s on Hulu.

Guns Akimbo: This has to be one of the most underrated movies of all time. From the poster and trailer it looks like a half way decent film oh no when you watch it, it’s so much better than that. The cinematography just shows the hyper violent of the the one of the villains Nyx and shows the other character Miles as a more freaked out person. The long takes also fantastic. But the movie is a hyper violent film and it doesn’t really hold back too much it does use CGI blood which is a bit of a red flag but it’s not so in your face enough when that it gets annoying. The cast is perfect with what they are giving the standouts are Daniel Radcliffe who’s American accent is so good that if I didn’t know that he was British I would think he’s America. Samara Weaving is so good in this and the way they made her look not attractive enough to be a badass woman that it’s crazy what she does she gets so many bullets shot into her and doesn’t die that it’s crazy. The movie is also self aware you see copies of Doom 2016 on Miles’s table he makes comments about how guns are louder in real life and that Rambo should be dead for firing that machine gun. The director is a VFX artist to he did the Avengers, War for the Planet of the Apes, The Wolverine and Man is Garbage. Overall this is a underrated gem of a movie that is so good that you need to see.

The Wolverine: Just proves that a sequel improves on the original. This is a different type of movie then the original because Logan has always had PTSD with what he did in the first 3 X-Man movies like killing Jean. Hugh Jackman like always brings his all especially in this movie because oh my god he is ripped. If the poster wasn’t enough my favorite part is when he fighting claws to a samurai sword when he gets the sword in his chest all the veins and stuff god. This great movie is nothing with out James Mangold because this is the most violent Wolverine we ever saw at that point there was little bits of blood in his claws and stuff that was the most violent we ever saw. Overall the best Wolverine movie up to that point and it’s a great watch.

Cats: You know a movie is going to be ass when the director finished the final cut of the film before the red carpet premiere. Oh my god where do I even start with this dumpster fire, well there safe only 2 things I liked the cast and the song that Victoria sang that’s it. God so much wasted talent Jason Derulo, Sir Ian McKellen, Judi Dench but I feel worse thinking that Idris Elba is in this dude really. The moment I saw this **** for the first time I had to turn it off after half a hour there’s no story at all. The only thing I got out of it was that only one cat could be chosen to be reincarnated as another, WHAT. This whole movie looks gross nothing is good looking on the eyes, the camera movement is gross, the acting is dumb and the jokes landed on the **** of Mars. No story all it is that we meet a new cat they sing a song about who they are and then they do it again for nearly 2 damn hours why. Don’t even get me started on the Fat Amy cat dude the mice and **** look about as worse as the main cats. I try to only review good movies on this account but when people voted for this I was in shock, nothing is going to hold me back if I ever get a copy I’m going to set it on fire and then piss and **** on the ashes. The movie is so low quality that even Jennifer Hudson was crying in her own performance, this movie bombed hard for one thing it’s cat**** and for another Star Wars came out the same day. Overall this is now the worst film I have ever seen it has beaten out Man of Steel, After Earth and the Fifty Shades franchise, never watch this I don’t care if you have one movie and it’s this go play in the mud. But I forgot to say that there is one good thing to look at the **** credits.

The SpongeBob Movie Sponge on the Run: I have been watching SpongeBob for 15 years and this is one of the best animated movies ever. I’m not talking about the obvious first I want to start with the bad things first, the over use of celebs like Snoop Dogg is here for one scene, I like Danny Trejo but why is he here, Tiffany Haddish is in for like 6 seconds so then she’s gone. The other thing is King Poseidon’s voice, not to hate on Matt Berry but he was the voice of Bubbles in the last movie like kinda lazy. But the celeb cameo I love obviously Keanu Reeves I don’t care if it’s stupid or not I love it. Of course the cast comes back and do great no complaints. Now the animation IS GORGEOUS OH MY GOD GRAVEY. There is so much detail you can see each hair on Sandy even the scratches on her helmet, SpongeBob’s chair you can see it’s inflatable, then when they get to the Lost City of Atlantic City the animation goes to 50 it’s so pretty. Oh and Spongebob says crap. Overall it’s the best SpongeBob movie, beautiful animation and Keanu Reeves. Ranking Amazing.

One of the most beautifully shot, emotionally acted, character study's of all time I adore this movie. Leonardo DiCaprio's performance is emotionally driven has he is trying to get revenge on his sons killer played brillantly by Tom Hardy. Everything about this movie is just masterfully well done.

Rambo: First things first yes I love action movies like the ones from the 80s because it's all practical effects that's why l love this movie franchise and it continues with this movie. Sure the story isn't too bad but we all watch these movies to see Stallone kick some ass and he delivers on it. All the kills in this movie are great because of how evil they made everyone from killing people in cold blood and killing their children. This movie does not sugarcoat the war that he has to go through and it all leads up to the best finale because he is on a 50 Cal mowing down enemies everywhere.

The Belko Experiment: This is the horror movie that I have been looking forward to reviewing. Now this is a dark comedy horror movie that is written by James Gunn from Guardians of the Galaxy. Now if your going to see this movie do it right now quit reading this review go watch this RIGHT NOW because there is some spoilers ahead. The beginning of the film is a little slow until the first girl gets her head blown up then it gets going because its starts off getting to know the characters and when they die it has a bigger impact well except one of the janitors. Barry, and Mike are the best characters because at the beginning Mike is a guy who only wants to do what's right doesn't want to hurt anyone until Barry kills his girlfriend then he gives the best kill in the whole movie he takes a tape dispenser and slams it on Barry's head over and over again giving the poster. Now if you read it then GO WATCH THE MOVIE ANYWAY I NEED A SEQUEL NOW GO WATCH THIS MOVIE NOW DROP EVERYTHING YOUR DOING AND WATCH THIS NOW.

Halloween: What other movie to review on Halloween than Halloween. The John Carpenter classic is the best type of movie it's a thriller more if you watch it today because for 1978 it's really tame. But everything is nothing short of a masterpiece to John Carpenter's amazing score to newcomer Jamie Lee Curtis as Lorie Strode or Nick Castle as Michael Myers. I'd highly recommend this movie it's the classic of all classic. Watch this movie now.

Joker: “If it was up to me I prefer my life to be, multiple choice.” Batman The Killing Joke, that has to be the most famous Joker quotes of all time and I prefer the origin to be this not being dropped into acid. I’m getting this off here BUY THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW. Ok getting that out I’m going to start here the music is so damn good, it’s so atmospheric and makes you believe that you are in Gotham. The cinematography just God man, the way this movie is shot is so beautiful the way the colors are amazing. Now the elephant in the room Joaquin Phoenix is fantastic he is Arthur Fleck and he is so so so so so so so good, just how committed this man is to playing the Joker is amazing he lost a little over 50 pounds, he researched the iconic laugh which is amazing. People who have played Joker in the past have gone mad going back to Heath Ledger he died after the movie came out, Joaquin almost went crazy because of everything he did. I can’t give this movie enough praise Todd Phillips was best known as the director of the Hangover movies which are comedy’s and directs the best character study I have ever seen. When I first saw the first trailer I thought it was going to ****, then the second trailer came out and I wanted to see it, reviews came out hearing that the movie got a 7 minute standing ovation is crazy then seeing the film for myself I now understand it’s worth it. Just buy this movie right now it’s so worth your money.

Sonic the Hedgehog: OH MY GOD. I have been a fan of Sonic since 2008 since I first played Sonic Adventure 2 on the PS3 I fell in love with this franchise. Now 12 years later the movie comes out and does it break the video game movie curse YES. First Ben Schwartz as Sonic I’m so used to Roger Craig Smith as the Blue Blur he brings the entertainment that you only see when you feed your child so much sugar that he just runs around that a crazy person. The special effects look great finally the original design of Sonic looked horrible and the director listened to us and redesigned the character and did a great job. James Marston has a thing for CGI animals right because he was in Hop and now this but he did a great job. But of course everyone is saying about Jim Carrey and he was amazing it’s amazing to see him being a funny crazy dude again. Over all Sonic the Hedgehog is the best video game movie I have ever seen and I need a sequel go watch this movie in theaters now.

Bad Boys: Wonder how Michael Bay got started by making a buddy cop movie that was actually good. Yes this was Mr Explosions first film, sure there are explosions but they work in this movie. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence work fantastic together they both bounce off each other in a way that’s like two friends talking to each other telling jokes. Sure Will Smith plays a stereotype about a good looking guy who can get all the ass in the world, but Martin’s character is married and when a girl sees a murder they both have to become something they aren’t and it makes it interesting. The action is cool and when the blood sprays it looks really good because it uses practical effects unlike the other Michael Bay films that is CGI vomit. If you haven’t seen this movie give it a watch it’s a good funny ride, the film is on Netflix.

Bad Boys 2: Rarely does a sequel end up being good especially when it’s a Michael Bay film but he did it somehow. Once again Michael Bay did great this was before Transformers so there are barely any explosions which is a relief. The comedy is so much better with this movie they all land this time because **** script. The action was also a big improvement but I had a little problem with the beginning action scene it is for real a KKK rally even having white people say the no no word. But the movie is cared by Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, specially Martin when they are going to get intel and pretend to be exterminators that has to be the best parts of the movie. I hear people do like the movie but I found it a lot of fun, it’s a great mix of action, comedy and testosterone mixed into a fun 2 hour and 30 minute movie. It’s on Netflix watch it.

Bad Boys For Life: Will Smith got Martin Lawrence out of retirement for this movie and was it good. I have to say like Sonic the Hedgehog movie this had no reason to be as good as it was is, I know the others are good movies but this was a close masterpiece, I am seriously amazed about that movie. First the action scenes were choreographed beautifully, it wasn’t the a huge explosions CGI orgy even though there was explosions. It was not shake cam either which is another plus, the movement is something to behold, one scene has the camera on its side and has someone shooting the people on top of them. The cinematography just lord. It was shot so beautifully, Miami has never looked so good it has so many colors instead of yellow. But the meat of the movie is Will and Martin they once again work so great with each other. It is so good to see Will Smith playing a more adult role since he was just in Aladdin and once again he killed it but Martin he was in retirement and he has never been better all the jokes land and stick with you once those credits roll. It was also great to see one note characters like Reggie from the second film coming back to this movie. Over all the movie was amazing it is a drama in the beginning but once Mike starts looking for someone it turns back into what the franchise is a buddy comedy movie. If you haven’t seen it in the theater go watch it before it leaves.

Sweeney Todd The Devon Barber of Fleet Street: When Tim Burton’s on the project you know it’s going to be good. Yeah this is one of the horror movies that is honestly a masterpiece I don’t know why I love it so much from the way it’s shot holy god. The cinematography is out of this world magnificent it feels like it came straight out of the 1800s from the dark way it was shot everyone is so grey and white, frankly that’s really the only consistent colors you see besides one scene with Ms Lovett and all the blood sprays. The kills are out of this world great too sure they are mostly throat slits but the music that is accompanying the kills works so well. I watched this because I was doing a musical and I wanted to practice my voice so I watched this and i never got to practice because the music was so great almost every song it a great song after the other. The cast too my god of course since it’s Tim Burton Johnny Depp is in the movie and I heard so many people complain about his singing but I find it really enjoyable to hear, Helena Bonham Carter is also very good her songs are a great listen. But I have to mention the late great Alan Rickman and he and Depp have some duets together and they are some of the best songs of the whole movie, the rest of the cast is great too but they are the main ones that really stick out. I can’t give this movie enough praise watch it it’s on Netflix.

Braveheart: Well that was unexpected. Mel Gibson has a way with film making because I’ve only seen 2 of his movies and somehow they make you not like the films when you watch them but when you finish you end up really enjoying it. Mel Gibson brings his all in the lead with the Scottish accent to go along with it he did a great job. So did the rest of the cast and just like the Rambo movies they really make you hate the bad guys and of course there from England but they do it in the best way some people you may think are good but then flip it on your head and betray their people. The cinematography of the movie is great the Scotland lands have never looked so good its so well lit and very beautiful to look at. But the main thing I love so much is the music. All the music in this movie even though they over use some of the same songs it doesn’t matter at all the bagpipes sounds so good that I now want to go to Scotland, go to a music festival there and hear the music I adore it. But there are some bad things like the main motive is cliche fall in love, get married, girl dies, go fight but the real story is great Scotland fighting for there freedom. Then even though this came out before Passion of the Christ if you watched that movie first then you can see the same stuff he did like having the main character’s family watching him get tortured and then someone from his past walks past the family so maybe you can say that was a Braveheart shot but since I saw Passion first I called it a Passion shot. Overall yeah it was really good action was solid, blood was good, story nice but sometimes generic watching it during these times. Next review is Parasite though let’s see if it deserves its 5 Oscars.

Good Will Hunting: Now I said I couldn’t review this movie because I wouldn’t be doing it justice but I’m only doing it because of the brilliant Robin Williams, Rest In Peace to a actor we lost too soon. So yeah this movie is another one that everyone should see because the way Matt Damon and Ben Affleck this art is that they fake you out in the beginning making you think it’a a comedy but then you get introduced to Robin’s character and then the movie flips into a drama. So the main person I really want to bring light on is Robin because he is so amazing in this roll he goes from being a humble person to grabbing Matt’s character by the neck and that’s what makes him feel more real, he has emotions and with his perfect performance he brings weight to a certain type of character and I don’t think I can ever unsee the way he plays him and I don’t want to either. Overall watch it. Ranking: Masterpiece.

Resident Evil The Final Chapter: We are finally at the end of this franchise do we end on a high note or low, take a wild guess. If you guessed low note then your right. Come on dude this franchise only had one good movie in this franchise but I’m mad at this because it was just so boring, the whole movie just was bad noting about it could make me change my mind. The CGI again **** a lot, the acting is painful, action was boring, yeah nothing good for this movie. I just don’t understand how these movies made so much money. I forgot there is one good thing about this movie, IM DONE WITH THIS FRANCHISE. Ranking Toilet Paper.

Resident Evil Retribution: WOW. So this franchise has just been going more bad as each movie progresses then this happens this movie is actually good. Even thought the movie started out a bit rough but it quickly turned into the best one in the series so far. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t have any problems oh my god there are problems. Starters again some of the CGI still look atrocious, the acting is still subpar. But one thing that stands above everything is that the Lickers look great in this movie, yeah something I’ve been complaining about got fixed. That’s not all I like, I actually dug the plot basically saying that everything that has happened in the past movies were all holograms I actually think that was a amazing plot for one of these movies. But still there are problems like some plot holes like Alice’s “daughter” is deaf and all of a sudden when she meets her again Alice all of a sudden knows sign language but whatever. Overall it’s a action movie that has nothing to do with the ResE franchise besides characters, name and monsters. If it was on TV I’d watch it. Ranking Good.

Resident Evil Afterlife: Why can’t one of these be decent. Probably one of the ugliest movies I have seen in my life, this was 2010 Avatar came out in 2009 and looked amazing and then this came out. I can’t even begin to describe how ugly it looks from the the first action scene alone when Alice is using her power in Umbrella I’ve seen Indonesian movies with better CGI then this movie. But the worst part of all is how slow and boring it is there is one particular part in the movie when Alice finds Claire and she has memory loss all of a sudden she remembers everything, a Michael Bay movie has less plot holes than this. If I was just a movie goer not a diehard Resident Evil game fan then maybe it could be less bad but since I’m a fan this should make a fan bored. This movie could be great if it wasn’t for the worst plot in this franchise, looks worse than the 2002 original, have boring bland characters, having more plot holes then a Michael Bay movie and just be a bad movie in general. I have only given one movie a certain ranking but this movie is second to get this award. Also starting a new thing where I give a raking from Masterpiece, Amazing, Good, Man of Steel aka Bad, or Toilet Paper. Never watch this movie. Ranking Toilet Paper.

Resident Evil Extinction: I thought it couldn’t get worse but it did. I can’t begin to explain how bad this film is from the line delivery of everyone to the horrible CGI almost everything, there are some good things like we get some more characters from the games Claire Redfield and Albert Wesker we also get some of the best blood effects in this movie when they want to show it instead of that **** CGI blood and the make up on the zombies and the one evil doctor that’s it. I hated about every second of it nothing can save it, it was one bad mistake after another from that dumb zombie crow fight to having Alice have mind control powers. Overall this movie was a **** mess don’t watch it your better off watching the first games cutscenes.

Resident Evil Apocalypse: Now this was not as bad. Well I was half right because I’m just getting in to spoilers now when Nemesis comes on the screen he delivers big time and he actually looks good because I guarantee someone is in a suit but that doesn’t explain why this look bad. There is so much slow motion camera movement looks gross and the CGI on the Lickers again look even worse now. But Alice’s character is somehow even worse because she got infected with the T-Virus and that makes her like superhuman why. But to the films credit their are three things that are good they brought Nemesis and Jill Valentine in the movie and the black dude or just the comic relief he was actually hilarious. Overall not as bad as the first but still bad if you want to watch it go ahead just prepare for the most **** ending of a life time.

Resident Evil: Well this ****. For a person who has only beaten Resident Evil 4 and 7 and knowing the whole series of games is about horror seeing this wow. For one it’s Paul W S Anderson it’s not like he always makes bad movies the Mortal Kombat movie in the 90s was really good but this was not. I don’t know why but it took about 40 minutes just to get a zombie sure the mainstays are here like the G-Virus and T-Virus but true fans know that the characters are what’s missing where’s Jill Valentine or Chris Redfield they are not here we get Alice and some other people even Michelle Rodriguez is in this and those are the only two characters to really care about. There are some awful character designs for the Lickers they look nasty the CGI used for them is gross and makes it look terrible even in the second one which when I’m writing this review look just as terrible. Overall this movie **** it’s nothing like the games there are no horror, no stakes it’s just bad don’t watch it unless you really want to.

Saving Private Ryan: When you have Steven Spielberg directing, John Williams doing the score and Tom Hanks staring what could go wrong the answer nothing. I really can’t explain the way this movie make me feel, everything has weight in it, if these people can’t save Ryan then their screwed. Everything about it is amazing the cast, everyone does a fantastic job obviously Tom Hanks is the standout. I have never seen Tom actually be in a really serious role, I mean in Green Mile he was still serious but still was a light hearted character but in this he’s full on more serious then I’ve ever seen. The score it’s John Williams obviously it’s amazing. Overall just go and watch this movie please. Ranking Masterpiece

Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines: How is it that this movie has better CGI then Resident Evil the movie. So we are going to start with the good first, Arnold as good as ever, I love the supporting cast, Nick Stahl as John Connor did a fantastic job and Claire Danes as Katie she was also great. The TX was a fantastic villain a female Terminator yeah it was cool. The special effects even looked good not over using CGI to the point of it looking gross but just enough to get your point across. Now the bad I hate the fact that Judgment Day was inevitable because that’s what the whole last movie was about stopping it, I don’t like how they killed off Sarah Connor but that’s a nitpick, but the main problem is it’s the same plot again, a evil Terminator goes to the past to kill Resistance members and the good Terminator comes back to protect the leaders, it’s the same plot as 1 and 2 it’s getting more tiresome. Overall Terminator 3 is a great sequel, great action, great characters, some good comedic moments it’s a good watch. Ranking Amazing.

Terminator Dark Fate: Yeah 2 reviews today. So we are finally at the end of the franchise and does it leave on a high note, no it doesn’t well I mean it’s not terrible at all but it’s just there it’s like Salvation it’s just there. I love that Linda Hamilton is back as Sarah Connor she is as much of a badass as the T2 and it’s awesome to have her back. I do like the R rating again but it’s just a more vulgar version of Genisys, obviously Arnold is back and he is still awesome and he is getting so old it’s crazy which then gets me to the part I don’t like, THE CGI. The CGI looks terrible I obviously get it for Arnold because he is in his 70s but still it’s bad looking it looks like the Resident Evil movies. If you saw the scene breakdown with the director Tim Miller with him, Linda, Arnold and James Cameron all coming back this should have been the next T2 but it’s not. Anyway he was describing how they did it and he just said this car was CG, this actor was CG, these sparks were CG my jaw was on the floor when he said this was CG, he was CG, MY **** IS CGI. Overall the movie is nothing terrible it’s got some funny parts good action, great cast, great score and good way to end the franchise. Btw I actually have no problem with the T-800 killing John Connor just me. Ranking Good.

Full Metal Jacket: Just a first this is my opinion only don’t come after me and kill me. Ok now I’m going to say it right now I had high hopes for this movie saying it was a masterpiece and that R Lee Ermey’s performance is amazing, well THEY GOT HALF OF THAT RIGHT. The part they got right was R Lee Ermey’s performance because oh my god, starting at the 2 minute mark until the 45 minute mark this movie was a masterpiece and it was all because of him, I know it wasn’t supposed to be funny but it is because the **** that comes out of his mouth is crazy. If you want to really know just look up the first 6 minutes of the film. Now after that the film just nose dives in quality big time. First of all it’s when after a scene that is supposed to be dramatic and stuff when they cut to the next scene the people making the movie decide to put happy fun time music, WHY and it’s not just one time it happens multiple times and it’s not like they don’t have sad music, because at the end they play sad music and at that scene you actually feel the emotion of the scene like your supposed to. But that doesn’t matter when most of the scenes just drag I even went in my head and said out loud that is when they should have started the scene that’s when they should have cut the scene, but no they make it go on and on with characters I don’t care for. Overall I had so much hype for this movie but it ended up being bad, if it wasn’t for R Lee Ermey’s performance I would have given this movie a toilet paper rating but I’m not. Ranking Bad.

The Babysitter: Well McG sure out did himself from Terminator Salvation. Alright so before I start just want to say that tomorrow there are going to be two reviews Forrest Gump and the sequel to this movie. So some things I don’t like is that Bella Thorne and some vine guy are in this movie and vine guy just **** but Bella is not terrible. Now I love the other actors though mainly the babysitter herself Samara Weaving she is amazing as always, she brings a bit of shyness but also being terrifying at the same time. I adore the gore in this movie man, from vine man getting impaled through the neck with a trophy, to Bella Thorne getting her head blasted clean off. Overall some minor problems but makes up for it with Samara’s performance along with the main boy and the awesome kills, it’s a Netflix original so go watch it. Ranking Amazing.

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Zack Snyder’s Justice League: For a 4 hour movie it sure moves at a quick pace. Can we all just that this movie is just pure awesome, Warner Bros is a greedy company that should have waited for Snyder to grieve but they released a terrible movie in 2017. 4 years later we get a 4 hour epic that lives up to the hype big time, from the very opening moments of the film it’s tone is set and stone. It’s dark and atmospheric, it’s just a Snyder film it has a familiar art direction and it works for the movie. What I was most nervous about was the 4:3 aspect ratio and other reviews have said after a few minutes you don’t notice it and I didn’t believe it until I watched it and they are right. But the biggest notice is the CGI and story with the characters. Since the CGI is going to not take long but I’ll say this, it’s a huge improvement there are some moments that don’t look good but that never detracted me from the experience. The characters got a massive upgrade in particular Batman, and Cyborg, my favorite is just Cyborg’s story which got cut out of the original and his story and character arc was emotional. The bond that gets created with another character is great, what I love most is the story and action scenes. With the length of the movie it sets up the story before anything else and it’s never boring. I just can’t praise this movie enough but I do have one major complaint. Jared Leto. I would be a lot more harsh to this movie if he was in the movie earlier but he’s in the Epilogue which is at 3 hours and 45 minutes so it’s not a big deal. I hated his performance he somehow got worse the first thing he does is laugh and it sounds like a parakeet, the red on his lips looks like he stuck his face in a huge bucket of red jelly, he was just plain terrible. Overall this is the best movie in the DCEU and one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while with amazing action, music, some of the CGI and a great story with amazing characters I highly recommend this even though HBO MAX has the film, just go watch it. Ranking Masterpiece.

Justice League: Wow this is really bad. So if your some how not familiar with the story about this and the Snyder Cut I’ll give you a little refresher. Zack Snyder originally wanted to make this a huge epic but his daughter tragically passed away so he stepped down or was fired from the project. Warner Bros decided to hire Joss Whedon to finish the film. All caught up but if you want more info go to JoBlows YouTube channel and click the series WTF happened to this movie it goes a lot more in depth. But this is a terrible example of company greed, first off the first scene is of Superman with a CGI mouth just from that alone you know it’s going to be a train wreck. It just doesn’t get any better from there, the acting is just so plain Wonder Woman came out months before this and she was great in this movie here she’s just giving a dull performance and it shows. Can we just mention the CGI good lord it’s dreadful Steppenwolf looks god awful and so does Cyborg. Overall this is a huge mess and thank god Zack Snyder got to do his cut. Ranking Toilet Paper.

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Space Jam A New Legacy: I’m not going to let this review be tarnished because of what LeBron has done or what he believes in. But I will judge his acting and it’s honestly one of the factors that brings this movie down they even make a joke that athletes don’t make good actors. But the animation 2D or CGI look fantastic the gorgeous animation look fantastic from the last 25 years which is a no brainer. But I have to lack the movie in certain ways one like all reviewers say it basically is a huge Warner Bros commercial with countless Easter eggs in the background of the basketball game, which can be very distracting at times. Two is Lola Bunny she is not played by a dedicated voice actress she’s played by Zendaya. Not that I have a problem with her but when you have all the other original Looney Tunes voice actors coming back why not let Lola have hers it takes me out when she talks. Don Cheadle is giving his all though sometimes it a bit much at least he’s having fun. Overall this is a movie little kids will love but aside from the gorgeous 2D and CGI animation LeBron and Zendaya kinda sink the film down for me. I do love the Looney Tunes performances though and the basketball ball game is a long one around half hour which gives so many great CGI my favorite is the Water guy on the Goon Squad. Ranking Ok. .

Vanquish: You probably never heard of this movie that’s a good thing. Why you may ask because it’s dull, I know I shouldn’t compare but look at John Wick for instance why do we love the movies the characters, the action and the world. The movie only has the actors nailed Ruby Rose and Morgan Freeman have proven they are talented especially Freeman in Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard, not to mention his tons more films like Seven. But here he’s just doing it for the pay I can tell his performance is so dull it’s not even worth it for him. Rose does good but still lifeless. The action good god it’s just boring there’s a motorcycle chase that goes on for way to long, let alone barely any action to begin with just dull. Take again Wick Chapter 3 there’s a motorcycle chase and it’s about 4 minutes full of action, long takes and it’s just fun to watch. Here though nobody is fighting back and it’s not fun to watch I was waiting for it to end. Now my main gripe with this movie is the editing because they do some either cliché edits or down right stupid like a kid discovering how to make cool transitions in PowerPoint it’s terrible, not to mention the dumb green filter like your looking at a GameBoy screen up close. Overall this is a not very good movie shoty editing, dull action and acting, a generic plot of I want you to do something for me, person refused, other person takes something from that person and they now do it, just don’t watch this it’s not worth it. Ranking Bad.

Venom Let There Be Carnage: OH MY GOOD GOD. I can’t explain how amazing this movie was I want to give the props to Andy Serkis he proved me wrong. He can direct a blockbuster so now I can’t wait to see what else he directs. Now big, big props to Tom Hardy for going full blown into comedy and it works so so well, same with Woody Harrelson he is Cletus Kasady. Now was Carnage worth the wait, your dang right. He was glorious the final fight was one of the best final fights I’ve seen in a minute, way better than the first one. Now I’m giving a spoiler warning here for the after credits scene but first the ranking Masterpiece. Ok now if you plan on watching this leave right now major spoilers ok ok. VENOM IS IN THE MCU, the multiverse opened up and Tom Holland’s Peter Parker, I am just frothing at the mouth for what’s next. Go watch this movie and support them now.

Holes: For me one of the best book to movie films I’ve ever seen. I’ve read Holes so many times as a kid and I feel in love with each of the characters the more I read it, this movie brought the characters that I loved to life Stanley, Zero, everyone is not only acted great but these actors are who I see when I am reading the book. I also really love how Kissing Kate Barlow was put into the movie, her backstory reminds me of Candyman an interracial relationship caught and gone wrong but the woman goes nuts. I just can’t praise this movie enough they basically just took everything from the book and translated it beautifully to the big screen. Overall this is a fantastic movie but you need to read the book first, this holds a special place in my heart reading this book made me love books as a whole, from the fantastic acting, amazing score, gorgeous cinematography this is a must watch. Ranking Masterpiece

Halloween 2018: Probably one of the best horror movies of the modern generation. What can I say this brings the 1970s original into the mainstream modern day. Jamie Lee Curtis gives a terrifying performance you can tell she has so much ptsd from the original movie that she even trained her daughter to be a hunter and it’s shown at the end. That’s not to mention all the other actors like Judy Greer and Andi Matichak are fantastic final girls there not dumb girls who just wait to get killed but since Laurie trained her daughter she can put up her own in the little time it’s shown. Also the big man, for a 60 year old Michael Myers, James Jude Courtney gives a performance just like Nick Castle did in the original. What also makes this movie one of my favorites are the kills along with the music composted by John Carpenter and his son and Daniel Davies my favorite is when Allison is finally meets Michael for the first time it’s so awesome. Now those sweet kills are gorey some off screen kills which are still really good like one guys jaw getting broken all to hell and having his teeth pulled out, my favorite is when Michael stomps on a dudes head and it turns to mush great practical effects. Overall this is one of the best modern horror movies of all time with fantastic performances, amazing music and fantastic gore it’s a horror movie modern classic in my eyes. Ranking masterpiece

One of the most emotional,raw and real documentary's of all time Into the Abyss takes us on a trip through when Juice got really big to his unfortunate passing the amount of detail they went into his passing was heart wrenching and I couldn't help but cry.

Spider Man No Way Home: Just telling you up front not a spoiler review I just want everyone to experience the joy of this movie for themselves. This is just a first impressions, so Tom Holland is Spider Man this has to be his best performance by far the emotion in his eyes in certain scenes I just think he gets bette each and every time. Willem Dafoe and Alfred Molina give top notch performances especially Dafoe, it feels like he just got out of Spider-Man 1 it’s great. Same with Molina it feels like he filmed it with Spider Man 2 I just can’t praise these performances. And the action scenes like when Spider-Man goes against Doctor Strange it’s drippy it’s wild and it’s such a fun ride. Overall this is the best Spider-Man movie of all time it has the comedy, the most amazing action scenes, it’s got some cheer worthy scenes and it has the emotions making it the best movie of 2021. Ranking Masterpiece

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One of the most bland and dumbest movies of all time, from Sally being just in the movie because Laurie Strode was in Halloween 2018. Speaking of this movie tries way too hard to be Halloween, anyway terrible script, unrealistic like Sally gets her insides mulched yet she has the strength to shoot a shotgun at Leatherface. He is also close to 70 in the original he is 26 years old, yet he gets shot and shot and shot multiple times yet comes back and decapitates the final girl no way. Disapointing movie just plain bad only redeeming thing are the kills

Uncharted: Just like every video game movie I’d rather play the game. But that doesn’t mean it was bad, I actually had a good time in the movie. Tom Holland as always is joy on screen and it’s cool seeing him play a character I love. Mark Wahlberg as Sully came as a surprise but he was also very good, he and Tom had great on screen chemistry and it worked. All the other members are really good to, but this is taking liberty’s of I want to say the first three in particular I mean Nate does wear his Uncharted 4 outfit but there’s obviously the plane setpiece which was the best part, and there’s tons of Easter eggs like NOLAN NORTH showing up as a cameo which was just awesome. The action is Uncharted and when I say it gets crazy it really does get crazy especially the finale. Sure I would rather play the games but that doesn’t mean I didn’t have any fun, it’s a great cheesy movie and fun popcorn movie just turn your brain off and enjoy this badass ride. Ranking Amazing.