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Awesome gunplay feel with an amazing unique Artstyle inspired by WipEout racing series. Don't listen to the obvious reviewbombers, it's the best extraction shooter ever made.

To me the game is really bad, horrible humor and highly annoying characters (jeppy and literally every weapon for example), the gameplay is also mediocre so this game is a solid torture device for anyone who gets irritated by in your face, self aware humor and characters voiced to be purposely aggravating . They should use this game to get people to confess things like chinesewater torture was used...

Amazingly written origin story showing how connected and powerful a brotherly bond Kratos has with Deimos, answers a lot of questions as to how important family is to Kratos' story as he tells the story of his youth with Deimos to his daughter Calliope. The game play is very fun and the unlockable moveset is varied and offers a lot reward in combat progression. To platinum the game is about 20 hours. Really recommend this beautiful canon addition to God Of War lore.

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The writing / dialogue is so unnacceptably bad that it takes away from everything else, I don't know the amount of times the characters say "you got this.. WE, got this" or "I got this" but it is way too many... The gameplay gimmicks can be sorta fun but they are just gimmicks and yeah there are hallmark channel movies with better writing than this game, odd because the two main characters are suppose to be writers.

It's AmAzing, One of my favorite games of all time and I only played the PS4 version, it is as good as Nigjtmare Before Christmas but in game form .

Remake is so much better than the original in every way and it's not even close, it improved and made the game great even for people who weren't fans of the original. It is very dark but has a great story and gameplay that keeps you playing, solid puzzle and all around great game.

Amazingly Awesome, Bountifully Beautiful, Captivatingly Charming, Dazzlingly Dynamic, Endlessly Ebullient, Fearlessly Fantastic, Gallantly Genuine, Heroically Hopeful, Infinitely Incredible, Jubilantly Jovial, Kindly Keen, Laudably Legendary, Magnetically Magnificent, Nourishingly Noble, Obligingly Optomistic, Passionately Perfect, Quirkily Quintissential, Radiantly Refreshing, Super Satisfying, Tangibly Thoughtful, Ultimately Unblemished, Valiantly Vibrant, Winningly Wonderful, Xenodochially Xenial, Yummily Yippee!, **** Zingy . Game Of The Generation, blows anything nintendo has ever done out of the water .

Amazing, beautiful, lovely, refreshing, awesome, immaculate, unifying, sweet as can be.

Definitely rips off God Of War every chance it gets but fails to be anything even close to as good as God Of War . It is very overhyped, not as overhyped as elden ring but still, I'd temper ypur expectations.

Most overrated game of all time, hit, dodge roll repeat: the game, just fight monster, nothing else, boring combat system, hit dodge roll, sometimes jump and repeat that ad nauseum till life bar go down.

Amazing, one of the best pc ports of a console game of all time.Amazing, one of the best pc ports of a console game of all time.

Great game all around, best co-op game in a long time. Great game all around, best co-op game in a long time. Great game all around, best co-op game in a long time. Great game all around, best co-op game in a long time.

Awesome gameplay, people are downrating because they are just awful people in general.

The first one was great and they had to ruin the second game with cringe . Awvful

Bland mostly empty open world, only thing to do is fight randomly generated looking deformed enemies that lack creativity, basically they're deformed and ugly looking, only cool looking enemy is the last boss called the elden beast because he isn't a cliche lame deformed ugly monster like every other enemy. The world is depressing and the game just puts you in a bad mood, story is non existent aside from some convoluted item descriptions and they make no sense anyways, everything is vague and dumb. Combat is the only thing to do and it **** too, just hit, block, dodge repeat, it is slow and boring, there are some weapons that do a special type of attack like laser beam and such but they even managed to make those special weapon attacks slow and boring. The game is just bad, most overrated game I've ever seen. Avoid it and save your money.

So overrated for a boring, story less game. Literally a combat only game where the bosses say pretentious convoluted purposely vague things that are nonsense, that's it. The open world is big and can look nice and interesting but that's the only good thing, you just fight a bunch of random deformed monsters and stuff. It's lame.

Amazing game, anyone who rated this game poorly has never played and is an xbox fanboy or never played it and an elden ring fanboy.