Anubis II

Ancient Egypt in glorious clunk-o-vision. If you like "Ninjabread Man" and "Rock'N Roll Adventures," you'll love this, but seriously, what are the chances? [Christmas 2007, p.65]

Step away from the budget title. Slowly turn around, and make for the exit. There are nine levels in the game, but why you'd want to play past the first few steps of the first stage is a question only a neurologist and an expert team of psychologists could answer.

Anubis II is one of the worst games ever created and fundamentally broken. If you play it, you can never get back the three hours you wasted on this unique brand of torture.

Forged from middleware obtained from the bowels of Hell, Anubis II is a game with only the cruelest and most heartless of intentions. If for some reason this game finds its way into your home, witness as it engages your children (or anyone else) in a swift moment of neutrality before it throws off its cloak and shows its true colors.

These are dross of the highest order. Rip offs at budget price.

My god, this game is amazing! I have no idea why people would hate this game. I mean the ending was so good and the final boss made me wet! But hey, its a opinion. This game made me wet.

This is bad but to be honest is trash i gave it a 5 because i found at a garage sale for 10 cents wow

Not as awful as people make it out in my opinion but I guess I’m easy to please idk

used to play this game more often than I’d like to admit as a kid, and I’m only rating it a 3 for the nostalgic value it holds to me. recently picked it back up and let me tell you, this game is actually painful to play. baby me had extremely low standards in entertainment.

I've had this game since I was a wee lad, and hot damn, this is probably the most garbage game I've ever played, Only 9 levels? That's barely ANY content, especially for something that's trying to pass itself off as a collectathon of sorts. Beginning to see how budgeted it truly was, ignoring the fact it's a direct clone of DDI's original game, Ninjabread Man. The combat in this game is trashier than a dumpster. Everything is motion-control based. Melee attacks rarely register, and when they do, you're still too close to the enemy to not get hurt yourself, considering their ridiculous speed AND that no matter what the enemy, they always make a straight path for you. Ranged attacks are the most viable method of killing the vast swathes of giant bugs and other enemies throughout the scarce number of levels, but it still controls like manure. Think of it like bootleg Wii Play shooting range, but sluggish as hell and projectiles will glitch out of existence on occasion. Jumping is a chore in this game for those unfortunate enough to not know you can simply press Z to jump. Instead, the game only tells you to use the nunchuck and its motion controls for jumping. Ain't that just delightful, huh? Tediously delightful. All that and more. That's the general gist of just what this game f***s up, besides being a glitchy and unpleasant mess as well as a literal clone of their previous works. Same engine, same controls, just with a few more levels. Which to be frank, makes it a little worse; it means you have to suffer through this game longer. If you see this game for sale for anything more than one or two nickels, pass it up. Don't hurt your brain playing this.