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Here's my piece: This game is incredibly run-of-the-mill average. The forced tutorial is drawn-out way past the line where it is no longer welcome. From what I could tell is the tutorial mercifully ends by the time you reach the first temple to fight the electric golem. This is not red dead redemption 2, I can understand how to play this game pretty quickly without tutorials. It is insanely linear, you go from point A to point B with no deviation. Even when I'm not trying to do much of anything the game decides to be annoying. There are those shiny things everywhere right, well on the first quest given by Adio to regain your powers, he literally will not let you walk 10 meters away from him to pick up loot. The game is too easy, I thought at first it was intentional for the prologue/tutorial to show how strong and badass the pirate crew is since weirdly you start at level 40 which is not something you see often in rpgs, but even past that bar, enemies still get defeated quickly if not in 1 hit. The first post-tutorial boss took only 3 hits to get defeated. I swear this game was made for people who have literally never played a game in their life before. Also more of a nitpick than anything, but I was under the impression it was going to be open world like the recent Zeldas. It's not, don't get fooled! Now for stuff that I did like: their charactherization is just like in the anime and I kind of wish they leaned more into that aspect of them just having fun and chit-chatting beween themselves in the same way Persona 5 did it with Mementos convos.

Here's my piece: This game is incredibly run-of-the-mill average. The forced tutorial is drawn-out way past the line where it is no longer welcome. From what I could tell is the tutorial mercifully ends by the time you reach the first temple to fight the electric golem. This is not red dead redemption 2, I can understand how to play this game pretty quickly without tutorials. It is insanely linear, you go from point A to point B with no deviation. Even when I'm not trying to do much of anything the game decides to be annoying. There are those shiny things everywhere right, well on the first quest given by Adio to regain your powers, he literally will not let you walk 10 meters away from him to pick up loot. The game is too easy, I thought at first it was intentional for the prologue/tutorial to show how strong and badass the pirate crew is since weirdly you start at level 40 which is not something you see often in rpgs, but even past that bar, enemies still get defeated quickly if not in 1 hit. The first post-tutorial boss took only 3 hits to get defeated. I swear this game was made for people who have literally never played a game in their life before. Also more of a nitpick than anything, but I was under the impression it was going to be open world like the recent Zeldas. It is not, don't get fooled! Now for stuff that I did like: their charactherization is just like in the anime and I kind of wish they leaned more into that aspect of them just having fun and chit-chatting beween themselves in the same way Persona 5 did it with Mementos convos.

I can't believe Garfield Kart got topped. That is truly the game of all time! The action has been had and the intrigue was played. Patrick was the main character and he burped.

I can't believe Garfield Kart got topped. That is truly the game of all time! The action has been had and the intrigue was played. Patrick was the main character and he burped.

It's about the same as last game, it's not any better or any worse TBFH. Maybe they could've tried instead of being lazy.

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Bad game with bad narrative, boring as hell, etc.

Green reviews are paid reviews. Bad game with bad narrative, boring as hell, etc.

A cute little children's game, perfect for your kids. Maybe not if your kid practices Christianity.

Cute game with interesting mechanics, overall I think it's good. This is a game about co-op, so this might not be for everybody though.

A timeless masterpiece like Persona 5 and Persona 5 Royal. The combat is reminiscent of beats 'em all, but also involves magic superpowers (Your personas basically). One thing this game did right compared to the original was how it lets the player handles resources, it is very VERY generous, SPs are not necessary unlike P5 and P5R since all your characters can fight without them or hell they can even cast some spells at the cost of nothing, even better is that both SP and HP recovery items are plentiful (Tho, only after you finish the first jail). Unlike P5 and P5R, this game is generally pure skill with no luck involved.

What you expected when the game was first announced: Nights into Dreams What you got: Rubbish Psychonauts, 'nuff said

What you expected when the game was first announced: Nights into Dreams What you got: Rubbish Psychonauts, 'nuff said

What you expected when the game was first announced: Nights into Dreams What you got: Rubbish Psychonauts, 'nuff said

What you expected when the game was first announced: Nights into Dreams What you got: **** Psychonauts, 'nuff said

Thanks Nintendo for the cashgrab, we can always count on you for the anti-consumer practises.

This is a chef-d'oeuvre, a **** masterpiece made by the gods to entertain humanity forever. Spongebob is never going to die.

Pick up a random weapon, beat up foes. That stuff. The game is quite epic I must say, but I kinda dislike the idea that if you get hurt once you die immediately.

Gameplay: Simplistic like the original. Nothing wrong here. However there's one problem with the game, it's the constant LAG. How the **** Nintendo messed that one up? Graphics: This game genuinely looks like a Zelda fangame made in Unreal Engine 4 and released on Gamejolt which makes it look so unprofessional and many have complained about the plastic textures all over the place. Other than that it's not so ugly, it's actually quite a pretty game, so that's cool I guess. Music: I really do like the remixed tunes the game has. World design: Like the original, unlike the gameplay, this could have been changed a bit to meet the criterias of modern standards, this game looks like Minecraft or some voxel sandbox game and that's bad really. Nintendo could have easily made the world design as good if not better than the original by modifying all the blocky elements. Overall, this game gets a 6 from me, it's good.

This game is actually fun, unlike Mario Kart and yeah it's quite challenging and full of different mechanics, you should definitely play it. Although I like the mechanics, it's far from being a masterpiece in my eyes so.

This game is so bad oln every single aspect possible that its mere existence is a sin. Also ugly af. Can we stop with the furry fetish games?

Alright, first of all I want to say is "GET WOKE GO BROKE" just for the sake of mocking Jax's quote at the end of the game. Secondly, if it's not the stupid developer decisions regarding the story that'll make you avoid this game, then it'll be the microtransactions, the game is full of it. It's an awful attempt at a cash-grab and it's made even more evident when you think about how much the game caters to political correctness just for the sake of getting extra "morally superior cause" points and get more people to buy the game which was ultimately this game's downfall. Do NOT buy the game, even as a joke, it's truly THAT bad. PS: Leftists hate microtransactions even more than conservatives and liberals, so if you go full woke just to get more money from microtransactions, then don't.

Alright, first of all I want to say is "GET WOKE GO BROKE" just for the sake of mocking Jax's quote at the end of the game. Secondly, if it's not the stupid developer decisions regarding the story that'll make you avoid this game, then it'll be the microtransactions, the game is full of it. It's an awful attempt at a cash-grab and it's made even more evident when you think about how much the game caters to political correctness just for the sake of getting extra "morally superior cause" points and get more people to buy the game which was ultimately this game's downfall. Do NOT buy the game, even as a joke, it's truly THAT bad. PS: Leftists hate microtransactions more than rightists, so if you go full woke just to get more money from microtransactions, then don't.

Alright, first of all I want to say is "GET WOKE GO BROKE" just for the sake of mocking Jax's quote at the end of the game. Secondly, if it's not the stupid developer decisions regarding the story that'll make you avoid this game, then it'll be the microtransactions, the game is full of it. It's an awful attempt at a cash-grab and it's made even more evident when you think about how much the game caters to political correctness just for the sake of getting extra "morally superior cause" points and get more people to buy the game which was ultimately this game's downfall. Do NOT buy the game, even as a joke, it's truly THAT bad. PS: Leftists hate microtransactions more than rightist, so if you go full woke just to get more money from microtransactions, then don't.

Bioware, after installing the new patch of your game, whenever I would boot and play the game it would crash my entire system and one day my entire system wouldn't work anymore because your pseudomalware broke it beyond repair, you owe me $400.

Bioware, after installing the new patch of your game, whenever I would boot and play the game it would crash my entire system and one day my entire system wouldn't work anymore because your pseudomalware broke it beyond repair, you owe me $400.

Broken mechanics, bland world-design, copy 'n paste from gears of war, music not even that appealing and finally it was made by EA therefore it must be bad.

Stop shoving politics down my throat, it's annoying. Seriously and the game's lame.

Literally the best Sonic game for a good decade, you should definitely try it out!

The physics engine is an absolute masterpiece, this game gets an insta 10/10 solely for the physics engine.

I love to play as a disabled woman in world war 2 with a bionic arm, truly makes you think. The word "****" is blocked whenever you play online, I **** love this game! This game is awesome and everyone should play it, even though it is also broken and full of glitches lmfao!

I don't know why, but I forgot to review this game when it came out. Regardless, it's a very good RPG with lots of strategies behind, expect to have plenty, yet challenging enemies to take down with awesome background music.

This is a port of an easy and boring game made for children from a series that panders to the 2D nostalgia fanboys 'nuff said. What's more insulting is the fact it's a damn port instead of being a new game. Also since we got two new uninteresting playable characters, why can't we get Wario, Daisy, Waluigi or even DK? Even Super Mario Run the mobile app has more playable characters and it includes Peach as a playable character. Avoid at all costs!

So far, the game plays as intended and is far better than Sm4sh, but the online is blocked behind paywalls and world of light gets boring pretty quickly, I honestly prefer Mortal Kombat as the battles are more dynamic!

The sequel of the most epic game on Playstation. It's definitely a game you should try out!

That's a really fun game, you should play it seriously, you won't regret it.

By far the best game made so far in 2018, what else can I say? The protagonist is cute, it is a little robot that has to save the day, imagine Megaman, but with an actual level design that is done correctly with no death traps nor enemy spam all over the place. Overall, if it isn't elected best game of 2018, I'm going to throw a temper tantrum (JK).

This game is a brilliant and broken catastrophe. It is far and I mean FAR worse than Sonic 06 on every single aspects. You must not play it!

Best turn based RPG of 2018 thus far. 10/10 should play again. Oh btw it's only on the Switch unfortunately.

The game is quite fresh with new stuff to do, it's a pretty decent sequel to Hitman which is nice, the game could have improved a little more on the gameplay though.

This is the worst joke of the century so far, 'nuff said. Seriously don't play this walking simulator with broken controls and 50% of it being **** cutscenes, even Super Mario Odyssey, The Graveyard and several other walking simulators are far better than that piece of filth.

For short, Red Dead Redemption 1 was the better Red Dead Redemption. For the long version, I liked this game quite a bit, but the gameplay is extremely sluggish and the controls are stiff, it's really what ruins the fun of the game as a whole. To be fair though, I liked most of the things in the game, but again you should look for something else if you like extremely vivid and fast gameplay.

8/10 because of how Megaman and his foes scream when they die. Also, the controls could be improved.

The game is about as lame as Slenderman and honestly it's probably also its biggest pride, all you do is walk and walk more, the thing that makes Slenderman superior to this game is the fact you get stalked and you can eventually die if you aren't being careful, but this game in the other hand will do none of that. First chapter, nothing assaults you and nothing happens pretty much. In Bendy and the Ink Machine at the very end of the first chapter something does happen and throughout the first chapter, you are not wandering aimlessly. Second chapter, you may get assaulted, but it is extremely obvious, it's not as subtle as Slender nor Bendy, with good stamina management you can escape all danger, other than that it's still the same boring walking simulator where you wander aimlessly. Take chapter 2 and put it into all the other chapters and it's basically the entire **** game. One thing some peeps here seem to like are the graphics, they are very realistic, but they are extremely boring to look at tbh. Most of the models are extremely grey and look the same regardless of where you are in the game, it's so ironically bland that the graphics are extremely uninteresting and boring. Quite a shame because the devs prob put a lot efforts into said graphics. The music is nice, but it's not the best type of music to be used in a videogame. As a whole, the game is very artistic, but it's undoubtedly extremely boring, it's almost like that game called "The Graveyard". What a joke!

That's not really game, is it? It's the purest form of a walking simulator.

Absolutely perfect. There's however one thing that bothers me in this game and it's how the screen shakes constantly.

Not unlikable enough to be excitingly bad. Don't even buy this ironically, it's lazy, it's boring, and it's shoddy. EA is a joke of a company.

This is basically EA's boring soccer game episode 19 edition 2018. Don't waste your money on this, I also heard it was full of loot boxes and similar nasty stuff.

What a travesty. Alright, it had redeeming qualities, but it was really an awful game with bad level design and downgraded graphics, yeah it will certainly not be remembered as a good game by many, thankfully. The worst about this game, is that it looked so great, but unfortunately it came out as unfinished with poor controls and mediocre level design.

Basically a worse version of Fortnite, there's no reason you buy it to be sincerely honest. It has everything you hate about Fortnite (Including the fanbase) and more. If you buy it, you are a pigeon.