Jordan Hoffman
Critic Overview in Movies
64Avg. Critic Score
Critic Score Distribution
positive
248(51%)
mixed
191(39%)
negative
48(10%)
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Critic Reviews for Movies
Jul 16, 2025
I Know What You Did Last Summer67
Jul 16, 2025
For young people looking for something to do besides doomscrolling, you could do far worse. For those old enough to have seen the first one in theaters, this'll be a decent one to stream later in the year.
Jun 25, 2025
M3GAN 2.075
Jun 25, 2025
The actual plot of this movie is confusing and idiotic (I really had no idea what the main baddie was trying to accomplish), but luckily, this is not an obstacle to having fun.
Jun 18, 2025
28 Years Later91
Jun 18, 2025
Prepare for more gruesome kills, more gross-outs, more insight into how a society might actually look a generation after an unfathomable event. These movies are clearly infectious.
Jun 17, 2025
F1: The Movie75
Jun 17, 2025
For flash and rumble, F1 doesn't have an equal this summer. Roll down the windows and enjoy the ride.
Jun 6, 2025
Straw75
Jun 6, 2025
Straw is not exactly subtle, but the emotions are so raw and the performances are so earnest that you’ve really got to have a heart of stone not to care for these people.
Jun 4, 2025
Ballerina58
Jun 4, 2025
Like dining at Burger King, it's undeniably enjoyable, but may leave you with a queasy feeling when it's all over.
May 28, 2025
Karate Kid: Legends58
May 28, 2025
Weirdly it's because it is so damned hokey that parts of the movie are agreeable. One can't help but laugh. That, plus the lead performer, Ben Wang as Li Fong, is extremely likable. He gives a terrific performance, even if you've seen every beat before.
May 22, 2025
Fountain of Youth50
May 22, 2025
Unfortunately, there is an uncanny lack of urgency in the film. The characterizations are flat, the would-be quippy dialogue rarely elicits laughs, and the action sequences seldom rise above the level of satisfactory.
May 15, 2025
Hurry Up Tomorrow16
May 15, 2025
Bad movies come and go, but Hurry Up Tomorrow presents the Weeknd as so needy and so irritating that it may have lasting effects. The next time one of his songs comes up on a playlist, I may hit fast-forward. I've spent enough time with this guy.
May 14, 2025
Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning75
May 14, 2025
Somehow, The Final Reckoning is 170 minutes, but, like Tom Cruise running across Westminster Bridge, it zooms. Even the acres of baffling dialogue are delivered swiftly.