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You wont be challenged by this movie, there's no science fiction here, but go and see it if you like Brad Pitt, dramas and a story **** with latent daddy issues. So mind-numbing. 1 point for out of focus space scenes.

They don't make movies like this anymore. Genius in my opinion, the way the universe is characterised by the movies creators, portrayed by the perfect cast and seamless screenplay. I recommend the book as well, as both movie and novel are brilliant in their own right.

There are so many holes in this movie. Things that make you go 'hmmm', but it's a Predator movie dammit. It's movie length escapism. Explosions, guns & more guns, throw in some gore along the way and... voila! A Predator movie. No surprises really, but I'll have to compare to the first 2 movies which are 9's imo. This movie gets a 7 from me.

I'm not sure why this movie cops it so bad. I really enjoyed the Mummy, great performances, except for Tom Cruises sidekick. Some great action scenes, shame really, because it sets up for what may have been a great number 2.

The fake reviews on this site are just out of control! Tom Hank's attempt at slavic is just horrible to watch. I didn't give a shyte whether he made it out of the terminal or not by the end, and I cared more for Gupta's juggling tbh. The films also at least 30 min too long, and if you make it to the end like I did then you'll be dumber for doing so. Don't do it.

Fantastic movie. Action, action and more action. Good performances too. Best of the MI movies in my opinion. Just wish they'd stop emphasising those damned solar/light flares, they are frikin annoying.

Not a fake review: Netflix must think very little of it's audience if it keeps producing these glossy films posing as blockbusters. The dialogue and plot are thin on the ground to start with and the movie is, for the most part a road movie with zero fun along the way. If only the 'skip' feature on the Netlfix app was faster, I would've skipped through the last two thirds of the film. Unfortunately it is not. Sad for the actors mostly (Whom I normally enjoy watching), but they aren't given much of anything to deliver, apart from all the cursing which I'm sure the directory insisted they use to somehow make it feel more dramatic, but only cheapened an already worthless movie. My Advice = don't bother and instead enjoy a re-viewing of "The Edge of Tomorrow" ;) - 2/10 Points for animation and effects

Never thought I'd dislike Gary Oldman, but his voice of the AI is just terrible.

Not quite the bullseye the first movie was, but close. The humour fell a little flat for me and some of the details about plot and characters was confusing. No spoilers, just can't be bothered to explain the confusion.

A fantastic movie. Entertaining, taps into horror and comedy in all the right places. Some epic scenes too. If you enjoy horror movies like Evil Dead or Ash vs Evil Dead then I think you will like this movie too.

I set my expectations low and was pleasantly surprised by the movie. It's not a terrible movie in my opinion, it's getting slammed online however. As someone who's played a couple of the games over time I think this is a decent representation of game - Lara and also updates the character - Lara for a new actor. For TV or Netflix it's worth a watch.

Nothing can save this movie, not even Chewie. I mean how do you stuff these movies up so much? The history and back story are all there and yet... garbage! Don't wast your money on this movie as it's below mediocre and unfortunately borderline b-grade :( Oh yeah, and the fake review... 10/10 ffs. How much do those reviews cost disney? Edit: Adding that there is a JarJar type character in the form of an annoying droid you want to shut up and die within the first 10 sec of seeing "her" on screen.

Wow, what a massive disappointment! Something, something run, run. Imagine TheWarriors movie but if you took a massive **** on Swans head and then gave no explanation :/

Has some great performances by Andy Serkis and Adam Driver, but is surrounded by some really thin scripting and cheesy - "one liners, lets try and appeal to 8yr olds" humour eg Porgs. When you're given the whole Star Wars Universe and this is all you can come up with is really sad. Sad to me because I love Star Wars, grew up with the toys from in the 80's and have an ingrained affinity for the Star Wars universe etc, but I am flawed as to how 100's of millions of dollars can buy pretty looking action scenes, yet a boring plot, mediocre performances and immature scripting. Remember those scenes from the originals that gave you goosebumps at pivotal points? This movie sadly has none that I can recall. I can imagine the pressure from Disney to sell toys must be immense, but if this movie had some substance... as a 43yr old I would've bought an expensive toy for myself. Now, my advice is, wait to see it on Netflix (with a 60inch TV or better) especially given how long and hollow the movie is @ 2hrs33min.

People giving this 10/10 are either paid to do so or have no frikin idea. This movie is terrible. 3/10 for the effects only. Not even Harrison Ford could save it.

This movie is simply terrible. Scary Movie has more scare. The plot is nonsensical. The characters appear to all be lacking any sensibility and we are all better off knowing they are dead. If you thought Prometheus was a pile of **** then you'll feel very much the same about Covenant. Should be rated "MS" for "Mature / Stupid". Save your money and wait for it on free to air TV