joshybean

A painful viewing experience. The first hour and a half of this film was me actively resisting the urge to walk into my oven and crank the heat up. You can use white ignorance and make it funny but god this movie does not know what funny means. The only joke that got me was the Xzibit joke which I thought was hilarious especially at the end with the fathers speech and him tying it in. But that was it, throughout the rest of the film I experienced pain in ways I didn't know were possible. The film about acceptance, tolerance and ignorance. It is not a battle between people or about creating a hierarchy of who has had it worse. It is about listening, understanding that everyone struggles and about being open to their struggles. But having nice messages does not excuse you for making an unfunny, painful and boring piece of **** With its unlikeable and weak characters, ****ty dialogue, basic story and weak ending (just to name a few things) You People is not worth your time.

Some things are best left unexplained. This is one of them, as my love for this film can not and will not be held back by the weakness of words.

The voice acting is so alive, the cover songs all surpass the originals, the story is super fun and it flies by. Shrek 2 is up there with the best feel good movies of all time. I fly often and whenever I am on a longer plane ride there are times when you get tired, you feel so uncomfortable and have nothing to do. Put on Shrek 2 and youll want to explode. Absolutely outstanding.

It's a lot of fun, and I mean A LOT OF FUN. Fantastic action sequences and some genuinely great laughs. The movie does not take itself seriously and you shouldn't take it seriously either. Sometimes you just want to put on a movie and watch people get kicked in the chest and fly 15 feet back at 45mph. This is your film.

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At first I felt a bit conflicted, but I think this is the first movie in a long time where I feel that the length was genuinely earned. As the movie went on it became better and better. Its a Nolan film and with that means that nothing in this movie is going to be simple and the immediate launch into the different timelines of Oppenheimers life I imagine was a lot for much of the audience. However once we reached the middle it all became so clear. As the movie goes on I just felt everything clicking into place and the more I watched the more entertained I was. It's a great film and if anyone is on the fence about seeing it or maybe walked out early on because they did not fully grasp everything happening. I beg you to watch it in its entirety and you will not regret it.

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Real life can can **** ****. This movie exemplifies that in many different ways. Good stuff.

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Its unfortunate that the romance between the two isnt more compelling. I enjoy Notting Hill and think its super cute. This movie will charm your ass off especially with Hugh Grants awkward yet genuine performance. While I like the film overall and there is no doubt some chemistry between the actors I just felt that the romance between Roberts and Grant was poorly written. Dont get me wrong they are cute but love? really? I just do not buy this supposed intense love they feel for each other. Roberts character consistently kind of **** on Hugh Grant and she is never redeemed for any of this. The movie has some awesome shots, such the tracking shot of grant walking through London as the seasons change. It is genuinely fantastic and the best sequence in the entire film. If you want a cute romance movie this will suffice I just wish that we got more of Julia Roberts side of things. In terms of her struggles we dont really see any of them and instead only see how her not confronting them affects Grant. Maybe I am dumb, who knows. will they wont they/10.

This movie is so frustrating but its also pretty cute. There are movies that define genres and there are movies that personify genres and serendipity is the personification of dumb, over the top and cliched romance. Its fun and stupid another okay movie that does nothing new but its harmless. The ending is unsatisfying and I was quite disappointed. Unsatisfying/10

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The worst of the three movies and the most insane. This movies story so absurd characters just teleport everywhere and somehow always know where each other are. The dialogue has some atrocious moments that made me almost laugh and the line delivery seemed like the actors remembered “oh **** I am going to be paid a ton for this ill try like 2%”. In my eyes the enjoyable parts of the other films were the ridiculous puzzles that somehow tom hanks knows instantaneously and both of the orignial films are filled with huge exposition dump after huge exposition dump. This movie is not as much like the other two films in that way, there is a lot of explaining, a lot of story telling and puzzle solving stuff but there is much more focus on the story and that hurts it because the story is ass. The characters once again are trash, they have nothing to them except for the ability to BE BLAND AS **** But this movies plot is so ridiculous its just hard to care at all. Inferno has less going for it than both of the other films I would suggest just watching the Da Vinci Code and not going near Angels & Demons nor this film. I also want to say that even though I think the other movies are non stop exposition dumps that is what gives them their identity. The absurdity of langdon knowing EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE can sometimes be a little enjoyable. So all of the value for me in the first two movies is tom hanks knowing everything and explaining **** to people. dumb/10

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Angels & Demons is a fake film, now you may be asking what I mean by this. This film is essentially 2 hours of exposition while the characters act like things are happening. But what’s actually happening is an absolute mess on screen with a bunch of characters that are so bland you could eat them after vomiting from how disgustingly bad this movie is. Okay that is taking it a bit too far because it can be entertaining to watch some of this movies many action sequences but overall its just boring. If you havent seen this let me give you an example of a scene in this film. *Characters run into a room and one asks "that statue what is it?" and then tom hanks goes "oh that statue was made by john paul george in 1897 while running from some guys that he thought were trying to kill him but were actually trying to recruit him to the illuminati because he was a mathematical genius that was working on a revolutionary theory that would prove that god exists but then suddenly he spontaneously combusted and created this entire cathedral in the time it took him to explode". Repeat the pattern scene after scene. If you wanted to watch an adventure quest movie this would be one of the last I recommend. Slow, tedious, predictable, bad acting, bad writing and dialogue, the plot is just **** happening and the viewer watches and goes “mhm mhm mhm sure tom go off king”. ****/10