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5.2Avg. User Score
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Nov 23, 2014
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
6
User Scoreevanrm
Nov 23, 2014
That it's the first Iranian vampire film is really the only thing going for it when compared to other vampire flicks. It's kind of art-house (meaning dull and slow), although it has a few decent parts. It never really picks up any sort of pace, and the slow, meandering script lacks any real emotional centre. I have the feeling that if it wasn't the first Iranian vampire film, the critics wouldn't be so smitten with it.
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Mar 10, 2014
300: Rise of an Empire
5
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Mar 10, 2014
Rubbish film, but who knew that Eva Green had such nice breasts? At least the first film presented a plausible idea that 300 could fight off thousands in a confined space, but thousands of ships against twenty? Stupid, stupid, stupid. And while they're doing this, everyone just stands around on ships with no defences. No one fires arrows at each other; they just wait and try to ram ships.
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Mar 10, 2014
Vampire Academy
3
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Mar 10, 2014
Badly written script, poorly paced, mish-mash of non-connecting bits and pieces with no segues. It knows it's just another crappy high school film, but it tries to be smarter than it really is, with several references to 80s films that it's target audience isn't going to recognise, and those who do recognise them won't care.
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Jan 6, 2014
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
6
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Jan 6, 2014
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Nov 23, 2013
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
6
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Nov 23, 2013
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Jan 18, 2013
Zero Dark Thirty
6
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Jan 18, 2013
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Dec 19, 2012
Pitch Perfect
6
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Dec 19, 2012
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Nov 29, 2012
Argo
5
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Nov 29, 2012
To sum up: narration hell. Let me explain: Although there isn't an actual "narration", this film just tells you the story. It doesn't show it. Just as having a film narrate everything important, Argo does the visual equivalent. There is no sense of urgency, no tension, nothing. It starts flat lining immediately, and refuses to respond at all. It's a completely comatose film. I mean, it's reasonably watchable, but also preeminently boring. The intro notes that the US caused the whole situation in Iran by supporting the Shah (who lived lavishly, murdered people and oppressed the rest of them). Then they hid him in the US when he was wanted for crimes in Iran. However, they still manage to turn this into a "the US is awesome" film. It's insulting.
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Nov 29, 2012
Skyfall
3
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Nov 29, 2012
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Jun 4, 2012
Battleship
4
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Jun 4, 2012
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May 15, 2012
The Avengers
7
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May 15, 2012
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Mar 24, 2012
John Carter
6
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Mar 24, 2012
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Mar 24, 2012
The Hunger Games
6
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Mar 24, 2012
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Dec 17, 2011
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
4
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Dec 17, 2011
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