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The whole idea... Yes... The game itself? No and here's why... I like the idea of the whole "Be a police officer" simply because it's different from your other sort of games you would normally play. You're best of buying GTA IV and downloading the 'LCPDFR' mod, it's so much better than this game. It doesn't seem to be nowhere near finished, if you played it yourself you'll realize that there's a ton of bugs and it just hasn't got that "finished" feeling to it, a lot of patches and updates are required for this game, the developers have said they will release some but it's not they're main concern. Well 'devs' if you're reading this then I advise you to hurry up because the game is just dreadful to play. I really do love the whole idea and concept to this game but the only crime taking place is the release of this game... It seemed like they just threw it together and was like 'Yep, it's finished, don't worry about the bugs'... Seriously guys, do not buy this game, unless you want to be ripped off and wait a (what seems) lifetime for patches and updates. The only reason I gave this a 4 is due to the idea of the game itself. The potential is there but it seems like it will never be fulfilled. To the dude who gave this a rating of 8... You sure you was playing the right game? Because from what it seems, me and the other reviewers think the same about this game... "Drug dealers, drunks, speeders, kidnapping, house breaking and many more missions will keep you busy and alert. And don't forget to punish that drivers that parked at wrong places, shame on them." -That is from the devs themselves... Sounds completely epic, right? -Don't be fooled.

"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels **** in my face". Ahhh, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, what a pleasure it was to play this game! I had a tremendous amount of fun with this game, from getting laid by a prostitute then beating her to death with my baseball bat just to get my money back! Oh, and extra health! It's a win-win situation! Tommy Vercetti, the guy who can survive multiple gun shots and explosions but can't swim... 11/10! The soundtrack to this game is amazing! In my honest opinion it's by far one of the best soundtrack that the Grand Theft Auto series has to offer! It even beats GTA V soundtrack (IMHO). It was a challenging game, especially the RC Helicopter mission where you have to blow up the building on the construction site, that mission was infuriating! To this day I still have problems completing it first time round! I was so excited to find out you could purchase the "Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory", my first thoughts were, selling ice creams to the people of Vice City would be pretty awesome, that was until I found out it was Coke I was actually selling. The game is also full of funny innuendo's, whether you hearing them on the radio, "I just luuuurve the batter all over my face". VCPR (The radio station) is also very funny! For a Playstation 2 game, there was a lot you cold do! There's a reason these games have an 18 rating! A MUST HAVE game for you collection.

My years of nightmares was worth it for this game! Years of nightmares because of this game, I am now 22 and I am perfectly fine *Checks over shoulder for zombie* -There is nothing wrong with me whatsoever! Moving on... This is one of my all time favourites to play when I was growing up, I have completed this about 3 times? It's a game where you can go back and play it and still (sometimes) get stuck on what you have to do! The famous iconic moment in this game is when you go throw the dining room to find (possibly Chris's blood) on the floor, then you enter the door in front of you, turn left, then poke your head round the corner and what do you see? A zombie enjoy his MANwich (See what I did there huh?)... He slowly rises his head and turns to you, staring you directly in the eyes as if you're now his dessert! The camera angles, the cut scenes, the "omg I think I've just **** myself moments", totally worth it! A very eerie soundtrack to this game, along with the cut scenes too, it kept the whole "suspense" going, it's like you needed a bowl to sit on just in case... Y'know? The dialogue... Well, now that was laughable! Who could ever forget "You were almost a Jill sandwich" HA-HA BARRY! That was... That was just dreadful! (Nice try Capcom, nice try). My only upsets were, controls were very clunky, dialogue was... Garbage! Very good storyline! Shame the acting was terrible though! 9/10.

This game hit me right in the feels, like totally direct impact! It leaves you with mixed feelings, asking yourself "What would I do in this situation" (IRL of course). You have to do whatever to survive by all means necessary, people will approve of your actions, others will disapprove. You can easily be guilt tripped in this game, it comes to something when the AI actually makes me feel really guilty because of what I have done. You start off with minimal supplies, a big part in this game is scavenging and obviously the key essential is survival of the fittest, people will leave you and die on you, this all will make an impact on your characters mental state (possibly even yourself). Make sure you have plenty of food, water and heat! It's not nice to die from hypothermia. Each playable character has their own unique "trait", make good use of it! I completely recommend this game to anyone who likes survival games, this one is different from your usual "survival" genre. "During war, there are no good or bad decisions; there is only survival. The sooner you realize that, the better."

Taking a picture with a zombie whilst your co-op buddy is puking in the background. priceless! Absolutely loved this game, it was just so much fun. Twice the fun with a co-op partner! Mowing down zombies with a kids bike, thanks Capcom, you really do know how to treat me! The only thing that really ticks me is the time limit but then again it's because, well... It's part of the story. You do however get sandbox mode, all the freedom you want with no timer, which basically means you can stop off at that shop you saw and try on that fancy ladies outfit... (We both know you done it and took a picture of yourself in the bathroom). The weapon combinations never fail to amaze me. So many to craft, so much fun to use! (Wow, much fun, such wow, many zombies) If you haven't played this with a friend then I recommend doing so, the amount of laughter and fun is worth them days when you don't go in to work. (Not because you have been up all night covering your friend in **** whilst wearing a gimp suit and taking photos of them... No, certainly not because of that at all...) Very enjoyable game, must have! 9/10.

Who do you voodoo **** This game is another one I have played over and over quite a few times! Simply because of the playable characters you get to choose from: Logan Purna Xian Sam B All 4 characters have their own special ability. Released in 2011 this is still a game I could go back to and happily play without getting bored, the zombies, the weapons, just so much yes in one package! Nothing is more fun than smacking a zombie round the head with a paddle, because F-you zombie! The storyline is great and really well driven, there are a lot of things to do on it seeing as it's a large scaled map with vehicles but... I think the driving wasn't that good, some will agree, some won't... There were some parts in the game that actually made me jump, so it does actually have a scare factor! Still better than Resident Evil 5 (God I hate that game so much, urgh.) You also get to experience the enjoyment of fly kicking a zombie in the head, too awesome! (Do not try this at home unless you have an extremely annoying sibling, in that case, it's acceptable). LOTS of blood, after all you are literally amputating and dismembering a person, so not for the faint hearted. (Yet again, do not try this at home. Annoying siblings is not an acceptable excuse this time round.) Online Co-op is so much fun! I do recommend playing with a friend to make your experience more fun than solo. (Haha, that could also mean 2 things, stay focused guys.) You will never be short of quests in this game as there is a large amount of them. Some are never ending, such as finding something for someone in exchange for money or pills, not exactly accurate but you get the idea! Anyway, must have in your game collection, 9/10.

I blamed the dog for the mess made, even though I do not own a dog... Okay, Slender... It's just one of them games where you keep telling yourself "Don't turn around" but what do you go and do? You turn around very slowly then... Bam! There's a turd in my pants and Slender Man is also standing behind you! You will always be on edge throughout the majority of the game, like the feeling of someone or something is constantly watching you. If you like a good jump scare then this is a decent game for you to do so! The graphics are beautifully well done, very well updated from the previous slender man. Just a quick brief review, the game isn't nothing special, just something to play when you're bored or to pass the time or if you purposely want to make yourself jump. (Some people are into that sort of stuff). 5/10

Resident Evil 5, Seriously Capcom, like, seriously? I don't even know where to begin.. I almost fell off my seat when I had read a review which contained the following, "Amazing game, the best Resident Evil ever" The best Resident Evil ever? Are you nuts? I mean... Amazing game too? Come on man this game **** donkey balls! Resident Evil 5 is set in Africa (Which caused a lot of controversial for complete stupid reasons) where your 2 main protagonists are Chris Redfield and Sheva Alomar. I won't go in to much detail because it's just a complete pile of dog poo! The Resident Evil community had anticipated the arrival of this game which was released in March 13th, 2009. Ever since the amazement of Resident Evil 4, fans were in for which seemed to be a complete epic sequel to the Resident Evil series. However, it wasn't... The scare factor has been lost, completely! It was too easy, the game itself didn't feel like Resident Evil, it just felt like... Well... Rubbish! Zombies with guns... YES! Zombies... With... Guns. I just can't believe what Capcom were thinking, huge disappointment and in my opinion a complete insult to the Resident Evil fans/community. There is no horror in this game whatsoever, so to those saying "Mix between horror and action" it's just action, you most certainly do not get them feelings you did in the early series, with all the technology we have today, I was expecting to have the crap scared out of me... In fact, the crap this time round was the game itself. Resident Evil 1-4 was the best of the series. I don't think we will have anything like that again *Wipes away tear*. Very disappointing Capcom. very disappointing!

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A nun watching porn has more logic than this game... Okay, so... I didn't even finish this game due to the simple fact of how bored I become very quickly! It's an infuriating game, so repetitive. Either I completely **** at this game or it's very difficult. The driving completely ****! I had more fun doing the RC helicopter mission on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and I'm pretty sure that was made by the devil himself! The hype over this game was big and judging by people the hype didn't live up to its expectations (Just like GTA V). I think Ubisoft (Personally) got their concepts and ideas from GTA V. (Just an opinion) Watch Dogs seemed to be one of the best games of 2014, however... Flopped. It has its moments in the game that makes you laugh, well... When I say laugh, I mean blow more air out of your nose than you usually do. Very disappointing game, would not recommend.

Even though it's still in development, I'm giving this game an 8! It truly is one of the best games I have played, there is so much to do! Every little bit of thing in the game has meaning to it, such as "Moldy bread". People don't realise how big of a thing that is, in case you didn't know it's what you need for antibiotics when you get infected... The game has a lot of potential to becoming on of the best survival/craft/zombies game on the market. I can't wait until the game is fully released. Yes, it still needs a lot of work, such as the AI (zombies). The spawn of the zombies can become easily frustrating as a horde can just spawn right in front of you or you get the odd few zombies that spawn in your base. It really is a remarkable game! I would seriously recommend this game to anyone who likes "Survival/craft/zombies". Many people say it reminds them of minecraft, I can see where they are coming from yes, but... It's a whole new level of experience! MUST BUY!!!