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If you enjoyed X-Men Origins: Wolverine on PS3/360 then this game ABSOLUTELY blows it away! I would honestly say it DECIMATES it in every way! Easy 10/10. Insomniac? Nah. WINsomniac!!!

So it would appear all the usual suspects, grifters, incels, far-right anti-woke YouTubers who don’t have a single original thought of their own, are crying about Big Walk online because they don’t have any friends to play this game with. It’s such a great feeling knowing I actually have friends to play this awesome game with that reminds me of Peak while all the above losers have to cry themselves to sleep at night since they don’t have any friends, or people in their lives that care about them. Play Big Walk. While you’re at it……play Mixtape. It’s another 10/10 these losers cried about because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Mixtape isn’t just a coming of age story. It’s a time capsule for any Gen X/Millennial who grew up in the 90’s filled to the brim with incredible music, hilarious moments, and for some I suspect an ending that’ll hit hard. Not spoiling anything, but growing up is something we all do, and sometimes that means moving on from things that matter most. Absolute 10/10.

Housemarque did it again!!! If you’re looking for a master class bullet-ballet roguelike from the people who made the masterpiece Returnal then you’ve come to the right place. SAROS takes everything Returnal did, and does it 10x better.

Man these hardcore Xbox and Nintendo fanboys really gotta stop review-bombing amazing games. TC Carson returning to voice Kratos alone is worthy a 10/10. Stay mad, fanboys. This game is better than any Xbox Games Studios or Nintendo published game in the last decade. God of War is back!!!

I’m 6/8 episodes in, and this game is already EASILY in my top 5 for 2025. Instant GOTY contender. Absolutely a must buy if you’re into any of the TellTale style games.

Microsoft strikes again! Surely everyone thought when Microsoft acquired Bethesda that having a $3-4 trillion mega-company backing them we’d get a solid game release cadence with quality exclusives. Instead we got a 3 hour long DLC that mostly takes place in the sewers of Rome. We could’ve had the Spanish Steps, Coliseum, Trevi Fountain, etc. yet we get rat infested sewers to explore for $30. What a joke!

Great game, but wait for a sale if you’re on the fence. It’s just like Interaction Isn’t Explicit, but with a few more mechanics. If you enjoyed that game then you’re sure to enjoy this!

Ghost of Yotei is a worthy successor to Ghost of Tsushima that has similar, yet better combat mechanics, a touching story, incredible graphics, great voice acting, memorable characters, a story that isn’t held back by a simple revenge plot, and best of all it can only be played on the best place to **** PlayStation 5

Only reason I’m giving this a 10 is because it isn’t a Microsoft game. It’s a remake of Epic Games masterpiece, Gears of War! And it plays best on the best console ever made……The PlayStation 5 Pro!!!

Kojima and PlayStation did it again! Subverted all my expectations, made me love the game, then hate it, then love it some more, then I lost a ton of cargo thanks to rising water levels, then I was back to loving it again! Only when Kojima teams up with PlayStation is GREATNESS at this level achievable! I’m going to play a second run already of Death Stranding 2: On the Beach on the greatest console ever made……The PlayStation 5 Pro!!!

Why does EVERYTHING Microsoft gets their hands on become a shadow of its former self?!? I didn’t care much for Doom 2016, but Eternal really caught my attention. Doom TDA though? There’s next to no redeeming aspects to it. The shield is about the only cool thing in this game. Lousy boss fights that feel like they got tacked on during the games final development time, weak weapons besides the super shotgun, and enemy arenas that become so repetitive and boring so fast that I wanted the game to end by chapter 7. Skip this or just use rewards points to download Gamepass for a month and play it that way cause this game ain’t it!!!

I get a bit motion sick from playing in VR sometimes, and that was the case with this game. Thankfully it’s playable on flat screen! The Midnight Walk is a fun, short little romp through a dark, twisted, foreign land made completely out of clay. Unique enemies, solid soundtrack, and easy to understand game mechanics make this a great game to play on the best gaming console on the market……The PlayStation 5 Pro!!!

Nobody does it like Sony! Days Gone on PS4 was under-appreciated, overlooked, and sadly never given a solid chance from day one. There were biased journalists who got butt-hurt over one dialogue line in the entire game so they decided to label the game as “misogynistic” because their sense of humor was utter garbage. Days Gone Remastered is an absolute 11/10 masterpiece, and it plays amazingly well on the best console ever **** PlayStation 5 Pro!!!

It’s so funny seeing 40+ people try to review-bomb this near-perfect game when CLEARLY the majority of REAL gamers know a masterpiece when they play one………just like when REAL gamers knew The Last of Us Part 2 was an absolute 11/10 masterpiece that only low-effort YouTube grifters, and “anti-woke” losers couldn’t understand due to their low IQ. Expedition 33 will most likely be a GOTY contender for sure in 2025. Now that I’ve let you know how incredible this game is, I better get back to playing it on the best console ever made……The PlayStation 5 Pro!!!

Bro this game is awesome! It’s only 4 brothers that developed it so I’m cutting them some slack. Is it jank? Yes. Is it rough around the edges? Yes. Is it worth full price? No. I got it on sale for $15, and it’s well worth that price or even $20. Cool weapons, fun cheat codes, and funny gore effects. Don’t skip it if it goes on sale again!

Eurogamer has zero journalistic integrity.4/10?!? For real?!? I could understand if this was Redfall, Starfield, or even Avowed, but this game has virtually zero issues, has 4 incredible Behemoths to fight, and the combat is on point! Giving this game the boost it deserves so we get more games like it!

Normally I wouldn’t rate a janky game like this so high, but when I found out it was made completely by one person I immediately forgave the bit of jank that came along with Jack Holmes: Master of Puppets. Environments are all cool, enemies are decent, boss fights were fun, and the music throughout kept the momentum going. The developer has more to learn for sure, but this is an impressive first game for anyone if you ask me!

Can anyone name a time during this console generation where Microsoft didn’t release a broken, buggy, glitchy mess ****?!? I am SO tired of Xbox screwing up every single game they release!!! From now on I’m going to play my games on the most powerful console ever, and the best place to play……The PlayStation 5 Pro!!!

Can anyone name a time during this console generation where Microsoft didn’t release a broken, buggy, glitchy mess ****?!? I am SO tired of Xbox screwing up every single game they release!!! From now on I’m going to play my games on the most powerful console ever, and the best place to play……The PlayStation 5 Pro!!!

LEGO games often overstay their welcome. Coming in at around 15 hours to get the platinum for this one is a more than welcome surprise! Ignore the few X-bots, fanboys, and haters that are review bombing PlayStation greatness once again. This has everything you’d expect from a LEGO, or PlayStation first party title. Good level design, comedic relief, fun combat, and gorgeous graphics! Remember……the best place to play this game, of course, is in one **** PlayStation 5!!!

Came back to edit my initial review after finishing a second run and getting both new endings. Until Dawn remake isn’t without its very few technical issues, but the game is still an absolute masterpiece, and holds up well 9 years later. Also boosted my score from an 8 to a 10 to offset the salty X-Bot console warriors that review bomb EVERY PlayStation exclusive because they’re sad, pathetic, and salty because Xbox still got no games!!! Especially in 2024 when their biggest game was a 4 hour walking simulator. Funny thing is the games first entry, Hellblade: Senuas Sacrifice, was a much better game when it started as a PS4 exclusive. Seems everything Microsoft touches ends up failing. Anyway…..Until Dawn remake plays best in the best place to **** PlayStation 5!!!

Really wish these salty console warriors would stop review bombing games they can’t get all the time. Especially cause they can’t even afford to buy games so they instead have to rent them through Lamepass! Horizon: Zero Dawn remastered is the definitive way to play the game, and it may as well be a remake with all the graphical updates, and 10+ extra hours of motion capture that was done for this remaster. The best part about this remaster is that it can only be played on the best console to ever **** PlayStation 5!!! And soon to be played on the even more superior console……The PlayStation 5 Pro!!!

Please. For the love of all that is good. Ignore. The. Haters. Who. Haven’t. Played. This. Game! Especially the mouth breathing YouTubers, grifters, and incels that don’t even play video games for fun. Anyone complaining about this remake being “woke” or having “DEI” in it is an imbecile. Bloober team didn’t try to make this remake better than the original as some are saying online. What they did do, however, is create a game that pays homage to the original in all the best ways with some new surprises in it as well as capturing that same fear I had playing the game as a kid. The atmosphere is bleak, the enemies are creepy (especially during close quarters combat), and the acting in it is top notch! Supporting this game now means we may potentially get a chance at having the first and third Silent Hill games remade along with the series’ revival. And right now besides the lame PC Massive Waste, you can only play this remake on the best place to **** PlayStation 5

It’s just more of the same old Bethesda formula except the story in this DLC is terrible, and can be finished in as little as 5-6 hours. They’ll never be able to catch the same magic they conjured up in Far Harbor DLC, if anything from Skyrim. Pack it up, boys. This DLC stinks!

ASTRO BOT IS GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!! Astro Bot encapsulates everything that is joyous about gaming. Literally from the moment you start playing till the time you put the controller down you will be smiling. I haven’t felt this kind of joy ever since I was a young kid while playing any other video game. Don’t miss out on this absolute 11/10 banger ****! And the best part about it……there’s only one place to play it, and that’s the BEST place to play. The PlayStation 5!!!

Other than a few minor nitpicks with design choice for enemies, and the yellow flags changing to red in the Tower of Latria area that shows the influence of The Old Monk, this remake is how all remakes should be handled. Focus on the story, lore, and gameplay first, and everything else will come along just fine. Graphically this is easily one of the best looking games on the PS5, and on all consoles of all time. If you’re looking for a great Souls experience then I highly recommend spending the money to play this absolute masterpiece! And you can only do it in the best place to play……The PlayStation 5!!!

See my PS5 review of this game if you want to steer clear from an egregious MTX ridden game.

So this game started off great! I completely finished off all 11 seasons in chapter 1, then at the last race of chapter 2 season 1 you’re locked out of finishing a race unless you have a specific car and/or all the blueprints for the car! The egregious amount of MTX in this game was already bad enough to begin with, but making a F2P game lock progression behind cars you need to buy with real money is a terrible move, and sadly I now feel like I wasted almost 20 hours on this game just to be stun-locked behind some of the greediest microtransactions I’ve seen to date. Thankfully the game is free, but the point remains. Don’t lock progression in a game behind something you need to spend real world money on. Not a good look at all for the devs.

Look….this game got beat up for no reason other than it was a launch title on PS4 that had one too many cinematics that people had a hard time following because they have such small attention spans these days they can only handle FPS games, and Fortnite. If you’re reading this in 2024, and haven’t played The Order: 1886 then give this game a try. Highly underrated, great story, awesome gunplay and enemy variety. My only complaint is that we never got a sequel because Ready at Dawn was bought by Oculus so now they’re forced to make niche VR games nobody has ever heard of. PLAY THIS GAME!

Never heard of this game until recently, and so I decided to give it a play. It's super cheap on PSN, typical FPS game, but you play as The Punisher! Nuff said :)

No spoilers, but if you are into DMC, Nier Automata, or any other type of hack n’ slash game then this is 100% for you! The combat at times when you’re surrounded by multiple enemies can be tough, but once you know how to properly dodge, and parry then you’ll be more than fine! Parrying feels soooo satisfying, and sounds kinda crunchy if that’s even the right word. The feel of parrying and sound is just so crisp, plenty of abilities to keep gameplay varied, tons of style, great OST, and Eve is incredibly gorgeous to look at with over 30 outfits to change into. Combos are easy to pull off with most being 4 button combos and a bonus finisher, and your drone turns into a gun that you can use when you make it to the camp in Xion. Definitely an 11/10 game. Best part about it is that it’s only available on the best place to **** PlayStation 5!!!

This game is quite an achievement. Best visuals this gen, incredibly satisfying combat, and no matter what any weeb says it’s a solid RPG. That’s right. An RPG! Go cry to your mother. Aloy is a much stronger, and more confident hero this time around, and her missions seems much more important than it did in the first game. If you haven’t played this game then you’re doing yourself a disservice! Play this on the best place to **** PlayStation 5!!!!

Normally I’d drop the score down a bit for the graphics, but it’s Team Ninja. They just don’t miss. This game isn’t about graphics at all. The combat is absolutely incredible! So varied, really tight mechanics, solid open world, and it has cats! Not GOTY material, but also not reduced to the score critics gave it. PS5 gamers are eating good this year! We got TLOU P2 Remastered with a sweet collectors edition, Granblue Fantasy: Relink, Helldivers 2, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, Pacific Drive, Ultros, Foamstars, and the rest of the year is stacked with Silent Hill 2, Metro VR, Stellar Blade, 5 Xbox games lol and so many more I can’t remember because we are just feasting again in 2024! I’m definitely enjoying gaming in the best place to **** PlayStation 5!!!

The absolute definitive way to experience Persona 3 all over again! Forget playing this on Xbox through Gamepass. This version looks and plays WAY better than the Xbox version. As always play this on the best place to **** PlayStation 5!

Not gonna lie. The game can be kinda annoying at times, but it is truly a one of a kind, unique driving-survival experience. Gameranx does an awesome Before You Buy video on it that really dives in deeper than I will. All I’ll say is the game is a ton of fun, challenging, and one of a kind. Absolute fire game. And you can play it on the best place to play……the PlayStation 5!!!

Good lord…….just when you think Final Fantasy 7 couldn’t get any better, Square Enix outdoes themselves. Honestly don’t wanna spoil anything as a lot has changed from the original, but this is an absolute Game of the Year contender. Maybe even a Game of the Generation contender if The Last of Us Part 2 never came out. My one and only gripe is the performance mode has some pop-in, but besides that minor flaw this is as close to a 10/10 game as one can get. As always, ignore the console warring fanboys that try to drag this game down with their arbitrary 0/10 reviews because Xbox can’t release games anywhere near as good this game. And guess what……it’s currently only playable on the PlayStation **** best place to play!!!

So I’m not a big fan of the Metroidvania style games, but the melee combat and traversal/air combat in Ultros is a ton of fun! Everything about it feels like a modern SNES game with incredibly trippy graphics, a fun gameplay loop, great soundtrack, tight mechanics, and really fun boss battles. The boss battles are easily the highlight of this game. Having said all that this game might not be worth full price to you so do your research on game length, replayability, and fun factor before picking it up as it might not be your cup of tea.

PlayStation launched their first 1st/3rd person online GAAS shooter, and it’s an incredible experience! First I wanna note just how amazing the sound design in this game is. I use the Pulse Elite headset, and literally every sound in this game is turned up to 11. The guns, the bugs/aliens, dialogue, everything just sounds amazing. Guns feel punchy, leveling up and getting better equipment is easy. Playing solo is tough, but also very fun and rewarding. Co-op is where it’s at! Get yourself 3 friends to play this game with, and it’s an absolute blast! I’M DOING MY **** the best place to **** PlayStation 5!!!

In 2020 I managed to avoid all spoilers for this game, and thankfully I did because it ended up being one of the most groundbreaking experiences I’ve ever had. GOTY 2020, Game of the Generation, Game of the Decade. No Return is worth the $10 upgrade path alone, but the reduced pop-in, higher resolution and 60+ framerate is a great touch. Say what you want about the game having pacing issues at times, but this game is an absolute 10/10 masterpiece. Can’t wait to see what Naughty Dog does next on the PlayStation **** BEST place to play!!!

Sony Santa Monica don’t miss. First we get an incredible reboot for God of War in 2018 that blew us all away, then just 4 years later we get Ragnarok that blew us away again, and then only a year later we get a free 8-12 hour long DLC………again I say…….FREE DLC!!!! That not only adds an awesome rogue-like mode, but additional story bits with new cutscenes that seamlessly blend gameplay with cinematics the entire time where you at some point forget the cinematic scene is over and your thrust back into gameplay. This……THIS is how you handle DLC!!! Funny enough is I would’ve gladly paid $15-20 for it, but the devs are so amazing to the fans that they gave it to us for free! Playing this on the best place to game, the PlayStation 5, is absolutely one of the best early Christmas gifts I could’ve got this year! Thank you, Sony Santa Monica for delivering the best free DLC ever made!!!

Activision was the best get yet for Microsoft. Their games have never been anything special, and COD MW3 is even more proof of that. COD has slowly gone severely downhill since Black Ops 1 and 2, and hearing that this game was made in only 16 months explains a lot. Terrible 3 hour long subpar campaign, zombies is somehow the worst part of this game, and the MP is old maps revamped slightly for this ridiculously expensive $70 DLC. Definitely gonna fit well with that crappy Gamepass fodder Xbox fans are so used to. We are witnessing the absolute downfall of Xbox as we speak, and Microsoft spending $70 billion on ABK will do them zero favors. Can’t wait to see the travesty that is the next COD game in 2024.

This! This is what you get when you let PlayStation developers cook! Not some crappy bug ridden game like Starfield or Redfall. Insomniac are truly the greatest devs in PlayStation at the moment. Can’t wait until we get to play their next beast of a PS5 exclusive Wolverine. Truly the greatest place to play!!!

Ya know. I was tough on my review of this game on Xbox, but that’s because it ran so terribly on Xbox. Screen tearing, frame rate issues, game crashing, etc. Now that it’s on PS5 I can truly appreciate this game for the masterpiece that it is. Should’ve known not to trust games like this on Xbox. I’ll stick around with my PlayStation **** best place to play

Gamepass effect is real. How did Microsoft manage to ruin Bethesda?!? BETHESDA?!? They really are out here destroying some of the best developers out here. First Arkane, and now Bethesda. Such a joke. I'm gonna continue give the bulk of my business to **** best place to play.

Okay. So I took an entire vacation just for Starfield, and finished the main campaign in under 18 hours?!? What happened to game of the generation? This game will be lucky to even be named game of the year after all of Todd Howards' lies! Can't believe after all these years of waiting for a new Bethesda RPG IP, they still managed to screw this up so bad! Terrible NPC's, AI companions are horrendous and just about worthless in any fight, the graphics are rough on my Series X, 30 FPS?!? 30 FRAMES PER SECOND?!? Aaron Greenberg lied and said 60FPS was the standard this generation, and we can't even hit 30FPS on a good day with games like Redfall and Starfield. Seriously Microsoft needs to sell all their devs, get out of the gaming industry for good, and sit back to watch Nintendo and PlayStation compete with the best quality games around. It's absolutely atrocious that this product was released in its condition, and Microsoft touts it as next gen! It's BARELY last gen!!! Going back to playing Sea of Stars now that I wasted vacation time on this trash game! Looks like it's time for me to give the bulk of my business to **** best place to play!!!

Tried this out on Gamepass before switching to it on PS Plus. There seems to be loading issues with the game, and I don't know how, but there is a lot of screen tearing going on with my Series X for this game. If you have the option to play it on PS5 **** best place to game

My goodness what a game! If you're a fan of RPG's/JRPG's and turn-based combat then this game is for you! Music is intoxicating, combat is simple and fun with some great little tweaks here and there to add to the fun factor, characters are all likeable, story is great, the art style is absolutely on point! PS5 version is solid AF, and my brother is playing on Switch and it still looks great there too! Get this game!

Ya know, I was hard on this game when I played it through Gamepass because my Series S Potato doesn't do a good job with ANY game on it, but now that I bought it for PS5, the best place to play

More Gamepass fodder. This would be a great game if it could actually perform well on the Series X, and Series S Potato. Screen stuttering, framerate issues, boring map with no real indicator telling you where to go, and overall just a crappy game. I should've purchased this game on the **** best place to play