DrkAsDeath

Played it for about 2 hours and then just couldn’t take it anymore. I love dark souls series to death but this game is horrid. It gets a single point for good audio design. Would have given it two but the music is kinda bad and doesn’t fit the game. I encourage people to make dark souls like games but I can’t discribe all of my issues with this game in 5000 words. So I’m just going to say that it fails even for a 2d game. Let alone a dark souls game. It’s basically the rip off dollar store version. Just buy the real one. Dark souls put more effort in one weapon then this whole game. Boss designs are horrid btw. A sting of 2 attacks and then a third of the way threw the fight add an extra attack. Wow. Genioussssss

An extremely disappointing dlc to a great game. Imagine a fun game but they took out everything that max it good and made it mediocre. Who thought of some of these things?? Nerfing all the fun items so that everything is bland and making some of the items that was bad just ok. Is really disappointing. It just waters down the game to a bland experience with no. OMG BRIMSTONE WITH SPOON BENDER AND TRIPPLESHOT. It’s just now. O thank god. An item that gives me health. Cause health is very rare now. Nerfs- you can’t play demon judgments twice. Brimstone nerf. Book of belial nerf. Shop nerf. Nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf. Buffs to bad items- idk I haven’t noticed a difference. Or lived long enough to find any Difficulty increase- I don’t play Isaac for a competitive Multiplayer perfectly balanced no fun time. I play it to get away from my problems. Now I can’t even play Isaac without some garbage hitting me and then eventually killing me. When there’s nothing I can do to avoid it. The only thing I can do is pray that I get a stream of good items. Which is as rare as my heart condition. So thank you For letting us wait for a trash dlc Ed. Nice Job. Just go play ab+

This is going to be an actual review of the game. Not the honey moon from all these morons. First off the game is good for about 5-6 hours. So if you wanna spend 80$ On something that’s that long, go ahead. After that you realize how little of actual difficulty spikes there is. You’ll soon want to get your money back. I beat the game and I died 4 times. When I mean beat the game. I meant beat every single mission possible. Solo... it took me 130 hours. And I wish I had my life back. I didn’t enjoy it but I forced myself to play it cause of how amazing this game is apparently. Difficulty spikes- absolutely none. A braindead mentally ill frog can beat this game no prob. Especially with the wire bug mechanic. Allowing you to rush in like a moron and swig and when your going to get attacked. Wirebug out. Rinse repeat. You win the whole game. The only times Ive died is because of the stupid stun mechanic. I wanted a more fluid difficult monster hunter game. What I got was a clunky mess made to annoy you instead of challenge you. When I mean annoying. Omg the whole game is just that, annoying and tedious. Nothing difficult at all... just adding stuff to prolong the fights. More rare things to take longer to get the armor and weapons you want. And so on and so fourth. Monsters running away- WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.... I’ve played every single mh game to date. Never have I seen monsters run away ever single 3 min. And if they do it’s only a small proportion to the map. Like the next zone. Noooope in this game the monster will run all the way across the map and then 30 seconds later do it again to the original spot. Repeat that 5-10 times a fight and you got yourself mhr. The rideable dogs- idk what their called. Nor do I care. Plz for the love of god fix their broken ai. I’m trying to get on them but their 50 yards away attacking something that is irrelevant. And once their next to you it’s a nightmare trying to get on them. Half the time when you hold down A they just sit there and do nothing. Waisting more of your time. Content- I have never seen a mh game with so little content. You’d think after all this time someone would understand that it’s ok to have difficult fights for veterans and easy fights for the braindeads. But naaaa. Only easy fights so that it’s available for EvEryOne.... because of inclusiveness. Content huh. What content? Same exact fights but in different arenas. Is not content. They scale up the difficult for each monster a single time. And call that content. No armor changes nothing.... Actually sad. What happens when you beat the game. Nothing. Because there is not endgame. Their actually is not ending for Christ sakes. Like ARE YOU KIDDING ME? monster hunter isn’t supposed to be a game where little content gets added every month. Like just give me the game I paid 80$ For. And then add the content little by each month. Not give us a half assed game and add on something that should have been in the game in the first place. AND $1.50 for a dam hair set. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. THESE PRICES ARE ROBBERY. Online- the online is the only good thing in this game. If you want to get a quest done. Or grind to weapons and gear but don’t want to spend 40 min grinding a monster you can make it where people can join you on your hunt. Which is really cool. Execpt for the fact that it makes the hunt completely trivial. Or you can get brain dead teammates who don’t understand what a health potion does. Or what armor even is. And died 3 times in a row ending the hunt and making it where you get no rewards. Because someone else messed up. Really? Why??? Punishing someone for something they didn’t do is ****. I didn’t like it in the other monster hunter games and I hate it now. Hr999- I want to at least play the game to raise my hr so that something is progressing. But no... adding numbers is too difficult for the developers apparently. Adding 2 monsters in the hr999 update makes no sense. Why not just have the update bring more monsters. And already have the 999. Makes no sense. How are 2 monsters going to drastically change how the hr system works. Really makes you think.... I don’t understand how anyone would give this a 5 and up. It must have been either the only monster hunter game they’ve ever played. Or complete fanboys of mh who do anything. For a broken mess ****. As long as it has mh in the title. Or also idiots who don’t understand when their getting screwed over.

id give it a 2 but theres some fakes in the rating department so im giving it a 0. "which it deserves btw, but im generous" Ive played a loooooooot of golf games in my day. and a lot in real life as well. Anything you learned about golf you can just throw away. Cause the consistency is just terrible. The consistency is the game is the worst ive seen in any video game to date. The whole game is just hope and pray. so let me get this straight. i half to hold back on the analog stick and get it to the white marker. Then press up on the analog stick to make my character hit the ball. why in the hell does it say im too slow when i go as fast as possible?? its a 50/50 whether i hit it too slow or fast. Getting the up and down perfect, which i do every time, Matters none.. The curve the ball has when you slightly hit it to fast or slow is absurd. To top it all off. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. SINCE WHEN HAS HITTING THE BALL TOO SLOW OR FAST = HOOK AND CURVE. If you can hit the ball fast and still hit it straight good for you. You shouldnt be punished for terrible reasons. The greens are another thing. The consistency is terrible. ACTUALLY TERRIBLE. ive never seen a ball NOT role sometimes and then role a TON. like when you chip the ball the ball doesnt NOT act like a ball putting on the green. why cant the ball have the same effect as putting?? idk ask the idiotic devs. Notice anything Consistent about my review. YAH THE CONSISTENCY!! My review has more consistency then this trash Heep ****. CHEATERS. Ive already experienced a cheater in my game as well. He got 1 hole in one. He hit the ball perfectly everytime. And then drained every single put. Didnt miss ONE. One was out probobly about 50 feet as well on a par 5. There was NO Put preview on as well. There was also about id say 4-5 30 footers and the rest just cause of his perfect swings landing almost 2 inches from the hole. GET THIS TRASH OFF MY XBOX PLZ.

Its all right but the combat is pretty lack luster. You can make a case that the rng ruins the game sometimes. ex... ive had a teammate that dies in the first turn. Double crit and then a death blow. pretty stupid tbh. The fighting in general is pretty dumb. pick a move and then hope it hits. imagine xcom 95% chance to hit but misses and then multiply that by 5 and you get darkest dungeon. People who say its not biased off rng is pretty stupid. They find the most broken build and then steam role threw the game and call it skill. basically the exact same type of people who say camping takes skill in Call Of Duty. Im not even close to being like that so i despise anyone who is. which makes me work for my reward. Which in this game means almost nothing. So it kinda **** that i half to work harder for the same reward. So i beg to differ why would anyone play this? Do you enjoy grinding. Losing something that you pointless worked hard on for hours. Or getting lucky and crit the boss and calling it skill. The world may never know

Wow udder trash. Animations are outdated. You get **** into tacklers. Lack of fluid anything honestly. Menus have changed thats about it.

Fun at the start but you get paired up with no actual good people. They dont understand how video games work. And the devs refuse to make single player missions. yes you can turn off the bots. But if your not using a broken class its impossible even on the easiest difficulty. No stealth missions in a zombie game?? The missions are the same exact same its either get this or defend that but tiny story and map changes. To cope with the terrible teammates and since theres no single player experience. They give you god awful bots who follow you like a bunch of idiots. Dont help picking up packages, or setting defenses, they just shoot. The weapon customization is severely lacking. just goes into one or two short tech trees. Almost the same with classes. once you get to lv 30 you half to pay 7500 coins to "Prestige". in call of duty you get it for free, why not here? And even if you do prestige the rewards are not even worth it. I guess its something to buy with you worthless coins. Even if you do pay with real money, What is there to buy?? nothing, almost NOTHING. Small weapon skins and pointless backpack blings. Difficulty is terrible as well. Hard is too easy and insane is Way to insane. I guess it depends on your teammates IQ whether you win or not. Why cant they just scale the amount of zombies and not the amount of damage and special zombies that come out. BTW I HATE THE SPECIAL ZOMBIES. A teammate is required to shoot the zombie in order to save you, but if they dont your screwed. Which just makes it MORE a cooperative experience and MORE impossible to play single player. All in All dont buy this trash heap. Yea its fun to shoot 1 rocket in the whole mission to kill 20 zombies at once. But thats it. Pointless grinding for a pointless cause.

My score speaks for its self. Gamplay amazing. Story there but not if you face {your world to explore}. bosses.... AGGGGGGHHHH :0 :) gamplay loop.... OH BABY A TRIPPLE. 10000/10000 would die again

For a remastered its pretty disappointing. But its still a unbelievably fantastic game. i have the switch version and it runs perfectly. Played more than 500 hours and still playing. I love this game. Artorius my man... this one goes out to you.

Have it on the switch and its very well done. ran into a few sound glitches and it crashed 1 time in my 400 hours of playtime. But thats extremely acceptable for how old this game is. GET THIS GAME

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Its a pretty good game actually loved it. But when you replay it over and over it gets rather dull. But thats just me tbh. i get dulled out easy. But defiantly worth the buy :)

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Tho the story is good. just the way it runs is like, WHY WOULD U ADD THIS? This should never has come to the switch. And for 60$ NON THE LESS. For almost Ark level of garbage textures. If you want a successful game on the switch, make sure it can actually run on it before you release broken messes. IF YOU WANT TO PORT A GOOD GAME [[Fallout New Vegas]]. It has the power to run on the switch. Its an amazing game cherished my many. Youd get so many sales and you could probably get away with a 40$ price tag. Hell id pay 60.