7 Days of Sex

Nothing remotely lurid in either show [7 Days of Sex and The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet].

It makes sex seem boring.

This is a goofy docu-reality show about the sex lives of settled married couples.

Honestly, it's the title that titillates, not the show itself.

The problem with 7 Days isn't its lack of explicit material. It's the mundanity.

A decidedly bland and tedious weekly series in which couples attempt to mend their frayed relationships by doing it for a full week.

Awkward and so creepy it's positively nauseating. And that's without them ever even showing the sex.