Jesse Hassenger
Critic Overview in Movies
59Avg. Critic Score
Critic Score Distribution
positive
362(45%)
mixed
369(46%)
negative
69(9%)
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Critic Reviews for Movies
Apr 22, 2026
Fuze67
Apr 22, 2026
Fuze doesn’t fly off the rails at its midpoint. It keeps moving forward at a steady clip. By its final stretch, however, the effort to sustain itself becomes more visible, and less quietly confident.
Apr 21, 2026
Lee Cronin's The Mummy75
Apr 21, 2026
The movie’s thread about parental neglect and/or sacrifice is wispy. As a carnival geek show, though, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy delivers the goods, and at greater volume than its unofficial predecessors. It isn’t as personal a movie as the possessive title implies, but the marketing is largely correct: For the first time in ages, a mummy presides over a real horror show.
Apr 10, 2026
Forbidden Fruits73
Apr 10, 2026
Though their conflicts eventually lead to horror-movie violence, the cruelest fate, the movie implies, may be a professional life consigned to malls, overpriced novelty coffee drinks, and other commercial/cultural remnants of a millennial youth.
Apr 10, 2026
Faces of Death70
Apr 10, 2026
It’s both a canny contemporary riff on the material and a well-made but only moderately scary slasher.
Apr 10, 2026
Thrash63
Apr 10, 2026
It doesn’t capture the full horror potential of climate change, rising floodwaters, or even bloodthirsty sharks. But the filmmakers sure throw themselves into the fray with enthusiasm.
Mar 31, 2026
Alpha78
Mar 31, 2026
Alpha is more of a horror-inflected drama than an outright genre piece, which allowed plenty of critics to fixate, not unfairly, on its failings as an AIDS metaphor. Yet the movie has resonance beyond simply recalling the years of its creator’s youth.
Mar 31, 2026
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie50
Mar 31, 2026
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie doesn’t really have the patience for character-based conflict, or plotting more complicated (or motivated) than groups of characters showing up to different planets on cue.
Mar 26, 2026
They Will Kill You67
Mar 26, 2026
After so many smirky bloodfests, They Will Kill You scarcely needs believable human relationships to earn some goodwill. All it really needs is Beetz convincingly going through hell.
Mar 26, 2026
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice42
Mar 26, 2026
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice practically warns the audience against taking it too seriously, even while talking out the other side of its mouth about its own heartfelt themes.
Mar 2, 2026
Hoppers75
Mar 2, 2026
While there’s plenty of familiarity in Pixar’s small-scale animated romp Hoppers, there’s also a smart, unruly variation at its center.