Jesse Hassenger
Critic Overview in Movies
59Avg. Critic Score
Critic Score Distribution
positive
374(45%)
mixed
380(46%)
negative
71(9%)
Highest Critic Score
91
Lowest Critic Score
Critic Reviews for Movies
Oct 1, 2026
Verity58
Oct 1, 2026
Verity staves off resting boredom for most of its runtime; it’s too silly and starry to be a slog. But it also lacks the rigor of a genre workout, settling instead for mere exercise.
Sep 26, 2026
Godzilla Minus Zero80
Sep 26, 2026
In the tradition of its emotionally involving predecessor, Godzilla Minus Zero grapples more directly with humans’ attempts to assert some control over forces that initially seem impossible to harness.
Sep 16, 2026
Resident Evil80
Sep 16, 2026
Good as Abrams is, alone and when playing opposite skeleton-crew supporting cast, he’s not exactly a one-man show, either; the guy behind the camera is his constant scene partner. Cregger, who has become a horror brand name on the strength of the similarly inventive Barbarian and Weapons, orchestrates the mayhem with expert command of pacing, comic-horrific timing, and even that old standby, the lowly jumpscare.
Sep 10, 2026
Oasis: Don’t Look Back in Anger67
Sep 10, 2026
Don’t Look Back In Anger is overeager to get to the big-picture stuff.
Sep 7, 2026
Hope75
Sep 7, 2026
Hope threatens to come unmoored in ways that few sci-fi spectacles do. Frankly, more of them probably should.
Aug 31, 2026
Onslaught75
Aug 31, 2026
Onslaught is a consistent pleasure to actually look at, and there’s scarcely a moment where it fails to entertain.
Aug 21, 2026
Spa Weekend33
Aug 21, 2026
Look, it’s not the actors’ fault. Lucas and Moore have a more comedy-forward core cast than their Bad Moms series, to which this feels like a more divorce-heavy companion piece, but their staging is so scattershot that the big comic set pieces all play like variations on the same weak Saturday Night Live sketch:
Aug 19, 2026
Insidious: Out of the Further67
Aug 19, 2026
Insidious: Out Of The Further, despite its potentially dire combination of retreading familiar ground with new and largely uninteresting characters, still manages to feel like a robust reconstitution of the formula.
Aug 5, 2026
Super Troopers 367
Aug 5, 2026
It’s not only better than any of the Hangover sequels, it beats the hell out of the two Meet The Parents follow-ups so far. Depending on the school of frat comedy, that might put the Broken Lizard boys in the running for valedictorian.
Aug 5, 2026
Ice Cream Man20
Aug 5, 2026
Unfortunately, rather than a companion piece to the blackly funny murder-mystery of Thanksgiving, which riffed on Scream as much as 80s slashers, Roth’s latest feels like a demo reel for someone vastly less talented.