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Jesse Hassenger

Critic Overview in Movies
59Avg. Critic Score
Critic Score Distribution
positive
367(45%)
mixed
380(47%)
negative
69(8%)
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Critic Reviews for Movies

Jul 29, 2026
72 Hours
42
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jul 29, 2026
There’s some funny material with a gaggle of nefarious party girls preying on dumb bros; that ensuing slapstick brawl actually has some life to it. But any time 72 Hours threatens to launch into full-blown mayhem, Story and Hart throttle the momentum.
Jul 28, 2026
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
83
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jul 28, 2026
Even when Brand New Day seems to be kicking some of its material further down the road, though, it’s a road that actually looks worth traveling. In spite of its overstuffed plot, this is the first MCU movie in ages that actively invites a direct follow-up, rather than a grudging acceptance that we’ll see the characters again in some team-up or another, while nonetheless ending on a satisfying note.
Jul 23, 2026
Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender
60
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jul 23, 2026
There’s an inherent and refreshing novelty to simply revisiting this friend group having aged up another decade or so, and the theater-worthy animation provides any additional glow-up missing from the good-enough story.
Jul 23, 2026
Motor City
50
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jul 23, 2026
Motor City pulls up with its engine rumbling and revving, ready to unleash pulp-opera action. Eventually the air just starts to fill with exhaust.
Jul 8, 2026
Evil Dead Burn
60
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jul 8, 2026
While much of the horror action proceeds at more of a dutiful march than a Raimi-esque sprint, Vaniček and cinematographer Philip Lozano pull off some clever technical moves, whether pivoting with the characters until they’re on the ceiling or pulling back for unbroken shots that invert Raimi’s pinballing-camera technique to observe knock-down, drag-out fights from a limited location, emphasizing the scope of mayhem.
Jun 30, 2026
Minions & Monsters
67
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jun 30, 2026
It’s shocking how well the gambit of crowbarring the Minions into cinema history works. For the better part of 90 minutes, movie fans might actually feel like cackling kids, or at least boomers on Facebook.
Jun 25, 2026
jackass: best and last
60
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jun 25, 2026
Seeing a Jackass movie with a crowd is still a kick, and Knoxville’s still got it. And by “it”, I mean the willingness to get into the ring with a furious bull, and then go back when he doesn’t quite get the shot he wants.
Jun 24, 2026
Supergirl
75
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jun 24, 2026
The movie’s visual sensibility signals Supergirl’s broader success in threading the needle between a kid-friendly, hope-suffused superhero story and bleaker, grittier stuff—and in doing so, recognizing how those aspects of life are often interwoven, rather than diametrically opposed approaches to IP. That’s always been the push-pull of the Supergirl character, equally able to be portrayed as Superman’s gee-whiz kid-sister equivalent and his more jaded, literally alienated reflection. The joy of Supergirl is how it mixes the two without demoting its main gal to a sideshow.
Jun 4, 2026
Scary Movie
40
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jun 4, 2026
Every movie the Wayans come across has essentially the same function: an easily recognizable bathroom wall where they can scrawl insults about who’s a slut, who’s secretly gay and who deserves to get abruptly hit by a car.
Jun 2, 2026
Masters of the Universe
58
Critic ScoreJesse Hassenger
Jun 2, 2026
The new Masters Of The Universe does not represent the best-case scenario, though if the bar truly is the ’87 version, consider it cleared with room to spare.
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