Crystalamic

The sex scene went crazy

The gameplay is fluid, and feels great to play, the music was cheery and original, and the style mad me regret the choices of my early childhood. The difficulty is a little over the place, with some of the early levels took me twenty tries, when the final level only took me one try. On top of that, when most of the levels were original and creative, some were just rehashes of others, and the boss fights only had 3 variants which was, bowser jr which was the most common and was just the same boss fight with just a little change to make it easier or more difficult, the airship bowser machine which were pitifully easy that it would be harder to solve 1 + 1, and the one and only bowser fight that was long tedious and boring. Unfortunately, the later levels got samey and lost the early to mid-game's full originality with each level that made it feel like a 3d Mario game. The game has some FANTASTIC level ideas, with great execution, however, is dragged down, by the lazy boss fight, and the later levels, with the game lacking any replay value rather than picking up the collectibles you missed the first time around and the special world with only 6 extra levels, that are just harder versions of previous levels, with the later game being so boring I would rather deep throat myself with a machete than play the couple last levels. However, the creativity on this game is OUT OF THIS WORLD creative wise, now I can't get much into detail, without giving major spoilers and ruining the experience. On top of that multiplayer is absolute uncontrolled chaos, it's worse than being strangled by a horse. In verdict, the game has MASSIVE flaws that kill the later experience but is a fun time if you decide to play by yourself, or late at night.

It's a fun time waster, I spent like 40 hours just making an army of marios fighting each other, a fun sandbox game but nothing really beyond that, unless you wanna count the weird community with the role play servers and the poor horror maps.

Yes, the combat is yet simplistic, and the characters are unoriginal. However, the story it fun and unique, the exploration is FANTASTIC with nooks and crannies waiting to be explored, and the humor is the final touch to this game to make it a nice, relaxing time.

This game was boring, easy, ugly, and stupid. This game had no reason to be bad. It's a **** Pokémon game it can't be that hard to screw up. Yet, they did. Badly. This game is so basic, and buggy, this was clearly rushed, and barely any love was poured in this stupid port of a **** kids game.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]