Miss March

Miss March is overall a raggedy, unfocused affair that wastes both directors' acting talent and feels like too much work between the laughs.

Certainly, it's gross, and maybe even a bit shocking, but these filmmakers are smart enough to realize that raising the bar on crassness in teen sex comedies is a zero sum game.

Robinson is hilarious, at least in the early going. Sadly, Robinson is all that stands between Miss March and complete worthlessness.

This is bad. Not bad in a way that it might be fun to see when inebriated. Bad in a way from which only death provides immunity.

Here's the deal: The worst sex cartoon in Playboy's long history can't compete with the sheer vacuousness of this inane comedy.

The meanest and least inspired kids U know.

Even a 15-year-old boy would find this movie to be a chore.

To Howard - You sir are a **** ****, the two movies u listed arent even the same genre. When you do **** like this , it just sounds like u watched 2 good movies ur entire life, becuz you've seen the rotten tomato ratings for it, and start bashing on every other movie. You know wat ? Milk is a horrible movie, u sire need to see star wars to understand wat is a real movie. Seriously, u cant take the people who rate this movie 10 and 0 too seriously becuz they are all trolls. they dont understand wat a movie that is rated 0 is like. for me , movie like food fight is a 0. This movie has its laughter, **** was pretty funny and non of the actors are out of characters.

The acting is pretty far from convincing and the events are pretty unbelievable but the movie as some good moments and can keep some (not every) viewers entertained.

For a teen comedy, Miss March is not absolutely awful (see American Pie: Book of Love), yet it is hardly good either. There are some laughs to be had in certain instances, yet some of the scenes either fail to raise a smile, or are merely disgusting. One such scene shows a character who has no ****, just a straw to pee out of. There is no need to actually show this, and it made me feel physically ill. The acting is largely solid, although Tucker becomes irritating quite quickly. All in all, not a horrible film but not one that I would recommend.

There was a point in time when it seemed like every comedy wanted to copy the success of the popular American Pie franchise. The time period managed to stretch all the way to 2009 with this disaster flick. One thing to note is that this film has a relatable main character and overall I think Craig Robinson was a bright spot in this movie; however, that is nothing compared to the generic characters and some of the worst writing I have ever seen. I honestly don't remember laughing once throughout the entire film. Just when you think it could not get more stupid, it does. The movie is gross and repulsive from beginning to end. Even though the lead is someone you can empathize with, there is no character development at all leaving a very drawn out and shallow cinematic experience. The acting is almost as bad as the writing (with the exception of Craig Robinson). The comedic deliveries are completely off as most of the acting is just stiff. This movie will make you want to take a shower after watching it, and trust me it is for the worst possible reasons you can imagine.

I enjoy the occasional dirty movie. I laughed at the American Pie films, I enjoy movies like Road Trip and Old School. I have seen some of the sketch comedy made by the guys who made this movie and some of it is legitimately hilarious. That being said, this film was awful, top to bottom. The acting was terrible, none of the characters were likable, the plot was completely unoriginal and predictable, and none of the jokes were very funny. There isn't a single redeming moment in the entire film. Instead of watching this piece of crap go watch Superbad, Road Trip, Old School or any one of thousands of movies that have done this genre better.