Cast & Crew

written by

Dante

Randal

Veronica

Caitlin

Jay

Silent Bob

Willam the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner

Chewlies Rep

Old Man

Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer

Sanford / Angry Mourner

#812 Wynarski

Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door

Coroner

Administer of Fine / Orderly

Indecisive Video Customer

Caged Animal Maturbator

Dental School Video Customer

Trainer

Alyssa's Sister Heather

Tabloid Reading Customer

Cat-Shit-Watching Customer

Olaf the Russian Metalhead

Stuck in Chips Can

Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door

'Happy Scrappy' Mom

Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer

'Happy Scrappy' Kid

Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover

Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door

Blue Collar Man

Door Tugging Customer

Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door

Burner Looking for Weed

Cut-Off Customer

Customer with Diapers

Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves

Milk Maid

Little Smoking Girl

Angry Crowd at Door

Angry Crowd at Door

Hockey Player

Hockey Player

Hockey Player

Angry Smoking Crowd

Angry Smoking Crowd

Angry Smoking Crowd

Angry Smoking Crowd

Dog

Cat

producer

producer

cinematographer

sound editor / sound mixer

sync fix

master sound mixer / sound editor

makeup artist

post-production supervisor

thanks

special thanks to: for a copy of 'Dark Knight Returns'

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special thanks to: without whom I couldn't have done it

special thanks to: for being a little Magpie

special thanks to: for leading the way

special thanks to: for having nothing better to do on 10/3/93

thanks: the Borough of Highlands

special thanks to: for leading the way

special thanks to: for taking nothing seriously

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special thanks to: for all the pretty pictures

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special thanks to: for leading the way

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special thanks to: for leading the way

special thanks to: for Seven Years

special thanks to: for being Jason

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special thanks to: for patience, perseverance, and love

special thanks to: for accepting an invitation to lunch

special thanks to: for the inspiration

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special thanks to: for having second thoughts

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special thanks to: for years of support

special thanks to: for years of support

special thanks to: for saying "Be a Filmmaker."

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special thanks to: for not giving up

special thanks to: for an unforgettable order of potato skins

music supervisor

gaffer / lighting assistant / photographer: production stills

camera operator

camera assistant: occasional / grip: occasional

grip: occasional

continuity: occasional