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Thwomp

User Overview in Games
7.6Avg. User Score
User Score Distribution
positive
13(68%)
mixed
2(11%)
negative
4(21%)

Games Scores

Sep 10, 2023
Starfield
5
User ScoreThwomp
Sep 10, 2023
Holy crap this is one of the most boring games ever. It's not terrible, but pretty mediocre. A LOT of ....empty nothingness. Just watch streamer vids and you'll see for yourself. This game will put you to sleep. Bethesda blows.
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Xbox Series X
Aug 20, 2023
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Complete Edition
10
User ScoreThwomp
Aug 20, 2023
Can't stand fail troll reviewers like OnlyOneHere. Gives it a 0 and says graphics are a downgrade, no multiplayer, bad card game, and **** here? Are you absolutely joking me right now with that garbage? This game is anywhere from 100-200 hours without the DLC, and rest assured the game was complete when it came out originally too. The DLC is just a nice bonus with more content, and now it's free. The expansions were not necessary whatsoever, but CDPR decided to make them because Witcher 3 was so popular. I cannot believe these fake reviewers giving amazing games 0's for absolute trash and false reasons. Man that is annoying. This game is a single player RPG, not a frickin MMORPG or multiplayer game. Get real, OnlyOneHere. What a piece of garbage. Graphics are also great and they were ahead of their time when the game first game out as well. Witcher 3 will be forever a gem in the RPG world.
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Xbox Series X
Aug 19, 2023
Red Dead Redemption and Undead Nightmare
0
User ScoreThwomp
Aug 19, 2023
Imagine paying so much for this ancient old masterpiece now on Switch, which is already severely outdated hardware, LOL. Double whammy.
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Nintendo Switch
Jul 22, 2023
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
10
User ScoreThwomp
Jul 22, 2023
LOL!!! All the negative reviews talking about US propaganda about Russia and now look at Russia....invading Ukraine for no reason and killing civilians. LOL! Here's a 10 just for that, and I haven't even played the remake!
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PlayStation 4
Jul 22, 2023
Battlefield 3
10
User ScoreThwomp
Jul 22, 2023
What a bummer Dice could not capture the magnificence of Battlefield ever again after 3, 4 and 1 because this series was the ULTIMATE online war shooter experience of all time. Battlefield 3 had such incredible maps and gameplay and destruction and team play and I miss everything about it. I wish they would just remake BF3 so we could experience it all over again online, but sadly this series is all but dead. RIP, Dice. You gave me such epic warfare memories; something CoD could never do.
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PC
Jul 3, 2023
Divinity: Original Sin II - Definitive Edition
3
User ScoreThwomp
Jul 3, 2023
Switch ports are so terrible, LOL. i have no idea how people can settle with hot trash ports on a hot trash, extremely outdated portable console. Do yourself a favor and buy a better machine.
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Nintendo Switch
Jul 1, 2023
Final Fantasy XVI
7
User ScoreThwomp
Jul 1, 2023
For the life of me I cannot understand all the 8's 9's and 10's here. Holy smokes this game is no where near a freaking 10 or masterpiece, and it's definitely not a 0 either. There must be a plethora of trolls who give the fake negative AND positive score reviews. Because this is one of the not so great Final Fantasy games in the series. And here's exactly why. Huge, linear, empty and boring world. NPC's outside of main characters have nothing to add with their dumb dialogue and most NPC's just stand in one spot the entire time doing nothing. Also, most of the towns are boring and lifeless as well. Dialogue and script is good at times, bad at others. Side quests are easy, but god awful boring. The only reason to do these is to get crafting materials and some extra ability points for eikon powers, which are not needed at all to beat the game. These will come to you by just doing the main story. Witcher 3 just smashes FF 16 in side quest quality. Sad. Muddy visuals outside of the climatic Eikon fights and boss and enemy battles. Visuals are great with spell effects, monsters, etc., and then you get back to the actual world gameplay and Clyde looks like PS4 or worse. Heck there are older gen games like Uncharted and Gears of War and God of War and Witcher 3 that STILL look way better than this. I cannot believe the blur I saw on character models and the low textures all around, especially in the distant environments, which are pretty awful in the background. Flat, blurry, zero texture mountains are abound here. Extremely dumbed down combat that this is basically just a straight action RPG with the player spamming square half the time, if not more. Eikon abilities are cool, but you'll usually run with the exact same setup the entirety of the game. ZERO depth outside button mashing eikon abilities to win. Speaking of depth, the item system and crafting and gathering system is a complete joke. There are very few items even compared to the huge amount of wonderful items in previous FF games. This is a complete joke, as is the crafting system. It's incredibly easy to craft and you are only ever going to need to craft the next best weapon or armor that the blacksmith has available, which is incredibly elementary in nature. Want multiple options for gear? Good luck! This is incredibly simplified and dumb. Now for the wonderful part; the horrible performance at low resolution on NEXT GEN PS5 hardware. Holy man is this bad. Ratchet and Clank looks 10x better as do many other PS5 and Series X games. It is 2023 and even The Witcher 3 next gen update absolutely SMASHES FF 16 in terms of resolution and performance. And the original game is almost 10 years old now!! There is no excuse why Square Enix couldn't make a more stable game with better visuals and resolution. Hell, there aren't even any graphics settings in this game and it's a next gen game, LOL. Just about every single new game has several graphics options on console such as HDR, Ray Tracing, Anti-Aliasing, on and on. FF 16? You can forget it! You're limited to graphics and performance mode and the graphics mode is virtually unplayable because the framerate isn't even locked at 30. It dips into the 20's for god sakes. And the performance mode reaches a maximum of 60 fps with several dips into the 40's. UNACCEPTABLE IN 2023, Square Enix!!! You can do better than this. So many other games run look so much better than this garbage. I literally felt like I was playing a PS4 or Xbox One game like MGS Phantom Pain. That game was 1080p max but at least it ran great, and it it was massive. Now the little good that there is in this game that prevents it from being a complete disaster. While the combat is extremely dumbed down, the fights look incredible thanks to the amazing particle effects and animations of the eikon abilities, boss battles, and cinematic gameplay of the Eikon battles. If those fights didn't look and feel so good then this game would have been a 2 or 3 at best. Music is also great and even probably improves on FF XV's awesome soundtrack which has two of the greatest orchestral/choir boss tracks in a game, ever. Hats off to the composer of FF 16, because like Blizzard and World of Warcraft, Square Enix's design team sure doesn't know what the hell they're doing anymore. Story. I actually enjoy it quite a bit. I love the dark adult theme to it. Not much to complain about here from me. Betrayal, love, death, revenge; it's all there. It's just too bad Some characters are much better than others (Kupka and Cid for instance carry a lot of the weight for most of the game). Mother starts off strong and then just stays silent for most of the game, with her child bent over her lap. Pointless, but overall I thought the story was a much needed positive point Bottom line is FF 16 is an average action RPG with great moments.
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PlayStation 5
Jun 11, 2023
Diablo IV
10
User ScoreThwomp
Jun 11, 2023
Addicting as heck just like any other Diablo game. Game looks great with HDR enabled, and max settings at 4k, 120fps. So much prettier than D3 (thank God for that!!). Everyone on my friends list on the bnet app literally are playing this over WoW now. It's quite awesome to see so many people enjoying the game in a world filled with Metacritic trolls, just like you see here with all the rotten scores. Nothing but idiotic complaints that make no sense. Bad graphics? Seriously? Might want to go back to D3 and tell me which game looks better... Trolls will be trolls and Metacritic is the perfect place for em. It's 10:40 pm and I've been playing for several hours straight now and my eyes are heavy. That's how addicting Blizzard games are, and Diablo 4 is no different.
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PC
May 28, 2023
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
10
User ScoreThwomp
May 28, 2023
Oh the sweet memories of this masterpiece. I even had the original guide. The soundtrack really goes hard in this game. Absolute masterpiece. Anything less would be uncivilized. Can you imagine the few people who actually gave less than a green number rating, and the REDS?!?! Insane.
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PlayStation
Feb 15, 2023
Metroid Prime Remastered
10
User ScoreThwomp
Feb 15, 2023
Man, it's hard to say which Metroid is my favorite of all time between Super Metroid, Metroid Prime, and Metroid Dread. Either way, Prime is simply a masterpiece, and even better it's emulated at 4k 60 fps!! If you never got the chance to play this incredible game on the Gamecube, and you own a Switch, you can't go wrong with the $40 price tag considering how overinflated Nintendo's prices are for most games.
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Nintendo Switch
Jan 4, 2023
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Complete Edition
10
User ScoreThwomp
Jan 4, 2023
One of the best open world RPG's ever made. Gameplay was fantastic, story was fantastic, all the side stuff was fantastic, graphics fantastic, sound fantastic. To the idiots giving it a **** have no clue what you're even talking about. I love how people give Game of the Year games 0's. THey are on some serious drugs, and definitely in this strange minority of gamers. Makes zero sense. Maybe they'd rather play kids games. Who knows.
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PlayStation 5
Nov 29, 2022
World of Warcraft: Legion
10
User ScoreThwomp
Nov 29, 2022
Truly cannot believe the filth 0 scores. Legion had the best content, raids and dungeons in forever. There was so much to do in Legion it was ridiculous, and I loved every second of it. Mastered all 12 classes at the time, and all the class order halls! Some of the order halls were breathtaking visual treats like the Warrior and Druid. Awesome zones and incredible soundtrack and end game content was plentiful. The raids and dungeons truly stood out the most in this expansion. Story was awesome. Ignore the 0's because that is reserved for WoD's and Shadowlands' terrible end game drought. Legion gave us mythic+ which most people love to this day. Makes for endless grinding for gear, which is what MMO's are all about anyway.
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PC
Jul 15, 2019
Diablo III: Ultimate Evil Edition
10
User ScoreThwomp
Jul 15, 2019
Diablo 3 Eternal Collection is now the definitive way to play this game, but the Reaper of Souls expansion was so crucial in making D3 not fail like it did in the end game at launch with the ridiculous auction house. Reaper of Souls changed all that, and it was an excellent package. Story was cool, new bosses and areas were great, and the music was awesome. D3 turned from a nightmare into a gloriously addicting grind fest for gear and paragon levels! Just love it to this day. Eternal Collection is on sale for 2 days at Target for $20 and I snatched that up in a heartbeat! Just stinks I have to wait 5 days to pick it up because it wasn't in stock :(
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PlayStation 4
Jul 15, 2019
Diablo III: Eternal Collection
10
User ScoreThwomp
Jul 15, 2019
Ignore all the terrible reviews because of these clueless people. Game works perfectly fine and for $20 on sale you cannot beat that price for such an amazing, addicting dungeon crawler. This is basically Diablo 3 Ultimate Evil edition, but with the inclusion of the Necromancer DLC, which is basically free with this game now because the base price is so low! I've never played a Diablo game more than I have D3, and I played them all. Grinding for gear is very fun because I'm always excited to see that next flashy upgrade to improve my character performance!
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PlayStation 4
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