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Millennial humor. Interactive movie about artschool rejects instead of hardened gangsters.

I cannot help but cachinnate (in my deep, basslike voice, mind you) at these FF peasants who got filtered by the first FF game that has actual gameplay. Go "play" your interactive movies and leave the slaying of Chaos to the real strangers of this beautiful paradise.

GOAT game. The only people who disagree most likely are literally ****. You want a deep story? Read a book. You want photo-realistic graphics? Leave your mom's basement and go outside. Boom, btw. I win.

Look, when I want to watch a movie, I just want to sit back and watch the magic happen. What I DON'T want to do is touch the damn controller every 45 minutes because another walking segment interrupts my movie. Please fix this, it's really annoying.

Edelgard says that trans rights are human rights so if you don't pick her house and instead pick the piece of **** cis straight white male Dimitri, you're scum.

This game doesn't even have battle animations. Even the World Championship games on the Nintendo DS in like 2007 and 2008 had battle animations. Also the 3D models that briefly show up when you summon a boss monster like Dark Magician for example are somehow actually worse than said DS games. How is that even possible?

Best FE game. Stay mad, FE7 babies LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

This game is very good. It's like as if you took the world of Bloodborne and made it a turn-based RPG. The game is 0% luck, 100% skill. You do, however, need an above average IQ-address to understand the perfection that is Darkest Dungeon.

bruuuh i haven't taken a shower in like 6 months because i'm trying to do these epic fox wavedashes on the 3 stages that aren't banned by the community. man i just love the odor when i go to melee tournaments, sometimes i even don't pass out. now please excuse me, i need to go on my daily rant about how i hate every game that isn't melee.

Amazing game, you MUST play this game. The first 90 minutes of the game is one long cutscene, so be sure to stock up on drinks and popcorn before you start playing. Then you walk in a straight line in an empty field for about 30 minutes with nothing happening inbetween. When I reached my destination, I got another cutscene. This one only took about 60 minutes though, so it's pretty short. This whole process repeats about 15 times. Then at the end, I got one final cutscene. Sadly, I had to leave, because I had to go to work, but I decided to just leave the game on. When I came back 5 hours later, the cutscene was still playing, so I was happy to still see the ending. 10/10 GOTY of the Year. Video game gamers, be sure to play this game.

So I booted this ""game"" up, expecting a great game, according to the Kojimadrones. I pressed New Game and was greeded with "A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME" like 8 times within the first 30 seconds of the opening cutscene. I would go on to watch the opening cutscene for 10 minutes straight. Then I got bored, so I got up, took a **** got something to drink and came back 20 minutes later. The opening cutscene was still playing. Is this a video game or a movie? I shut the movie off and never booted it up again.

What happens when you take a beloved game, but take away the creative mastermind genius Miyazaki and instead let a **** B-team develop the sequel? You get Dark Souls II. This game was so bad, that they actually re-released it a year later, claiming to have fixed many issues. Except that they didn't fix anything and only made it worse. Ivory King is epic tho, so a bonus point for that.

Bad game. It cut 65% of the Pokémon and Moves. It does however have a shiny Sif from Dark Souls on the cover, so it gets a bonus point for that.

What do you get when a masterpiece like Bloodborne has a baby with its slightly **** cousin Dark Souls? You get a really good game like Dark Souls III. After Fromsoft's B-team made the **** that was Dark Souls II, the god himself, Hidataka Miyazaki, decided to clean up the trash and make Dark Souls great again. Like Bloodborne, this is very much a thinking man's game. If you're a gaming journalist and only like walking simulators and interactive movies, you won't like DS3 because it's """"too hard"""". If you actually do like video games, you'll like this game. Also if you do play this game and you actually manage to die to the tutorial boss, just stop playing. Video games obviously aren't for you.

Another Souls clone that doesn't understand what makes the Souls games so good. Even Dark Souls 2 is better than this ****

This is very much a thinking man's game. If you like walking simulators or Kojima movies, don't buy this game, you obviously don't like to play video games. For those that do like video games, be sure to buy this masterpiece that's only available on the Sony Playstation 4.