No1LoafCrusher

I have unfortunately fell for the trap that is this game, it seems like a good game but only when you blood alcohol level is 1.374, 5 times the legal limit, also the point where your organs shut down, I don't know how they let me into EB games like this, I was holding 13 beers all the employees were giving me weird looks. 0 out of 10.

Genuinely enjoyed playing this game on my microwave screen. When they say doom runs on everything. i mean it. Played doom on the traffic lights as well. Favourite place to play doom is in the car. Hacked my Tesla Cybertruck to play doom. Unfortunately, the game only works when i've got the foot on the accelerator, so thankfully iv'e got that tokyo drift level driving skills to dodge all the cars at 100km per hour on the freeway.

BREAD WITH PICKLES AND SAUCE THIS WAS GREATN'T!!!! Oh, speaking about bread,did I sayI like crushing loaves?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! Well, I am the no 1 loaf crusher for a reason. I felt like a legend in a loaf league, ready to crush LOAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!THIS GAME TAUGHT ME HOW TO CRUSH LOAVESSSS IM A LEGEND NOW

As a person who played this for 1567 hours of my life I can assure you that this game is sigma. My favorite thing about this game is the fact that in multiplayer you can ram others with a metal rod on the front of the car, All hail the Ibishu Pigeon All hail the Ibishu Pigeon All hail the Ibishu Pigeon All hail the Ibishu Pigeon F*uck the ETK series, and while we're at it we need the Cherrier tango as an actual car. Most Gravil cars are **** as. Fu*k rear wheel drive cars they are stupid, I want to squish the Autobello Piccolino into atoms, but apart from that it's a pretty good car ngl. We have the large haybale and the small haybale, we need the medium haybale NOW. WE WANT OG GRIDMAP NOW GIVE IT TO ME NOW GIIIIIVVVVE. IF I DON'T GET IT IN 3.4 MILISECONDS I WILL GO ONO A QUIET KID CRASHOUT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, INCLUDING THE BEAMNG DEVS. anyway, we need a remaster of the Ibishu covet because it is sigma, so like this one time mate, I went to woolies because I needed some whale feed for my whale, but on my way out a clapped as fu*ck old ve commadore hit me and sent me in to the beamng world and I have been here ever since then, and write now i'm in career mode using the laptop that is used for upgrading cars btw I have a **** Cherrier tango gti.

This game is why I sometimes feel the urge to punch things, kick things and stab things

THIS IS SO RELATABLE!!! After every bank I rob, every car I hotwire, every police-officer I ignore, every civilian I hit, I am struck with instant nostalgia for this game. As a wee lad, I played this game an alarming amount. But it helped me to get to where I am. I am now wanted*!!!!!!!!! Thanks :D * not by my family, but by the police

Genuinely enjoyed playing this game on my fx-82AU plus calculator. When they say doom runs on everything. i mean it. Played doom on the traffic lights as well. Favourite place to play doom is in the car. Hacked my Tesla Cybertruck to play doom. Unfortunately, the game only works when i've got the foot on the accelerator, so thankfully iv'e got that tokyo drift level driving skills to dodge all the cars at 100km per hour on the freeway.

Not my precious game for the atari. This game single handedly carried me through my parent's divorce, my fathers passing, and my recent bout as a alcoholic. Some say this caused the great video game market crash, but this was because people were too excited for it. I'm re-playing the game now, to get me through a messy divorce, where my wife is taking the kids, house, money, basically everything. Thank you ET, although you may not be my beloved atari game, you still hold a special place in my heart.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

This caused the watergate scandal. you want proof? here: 1Nixon downloaded Skibidi Boom on a CIA computer. He thought it was a chess game. It was NOT. THIS MADE HIM DO HIS CORRUPTION STUFF. 2. This caused a maintanence issue in the pentagon the plumbing broke. not a coincidence. trust me. LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET DID IT!!! 3. thw people who bugged the watergate building worked for SKIBIDI TOILET ITSTRUE!!! THE GOVERNMENT ARE TRYING TO GASLIGHT YALL

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE CRITICS. MARIO KART HAS NOTHING ON BIG RIGS. The haters are gonna hate, but lets be honest, they are just gatekeeping this masterpiece for their own personal enjoyment.

So, like, it's good but there's one serious problem. Like cmon fortnite, this one problem is game changing. How could you have left it in. By leaving this problem in, your player count will decrease devastatingly. I know you guys tried hard, but this problem undermines your effort. Please fix it. I am sorry that I am being so blunt, but this problem *needs* fixing. Hopefully you can fix it next time you update the game. Maybe next bug patch. By fixing it, I bet your team will make almost $100 million in earnings. This problem might be hard to fix, but from my perspective, as a budding zookeeper, think that you should be able to do it. Thanks, a concerned citizen

help. why cant it fit in my pocket? I might be 65 years old but I'm pretty sure I'm doing it correctly. I have 12gb left in my 64gb pocket, and i paid for ipocket cloud so it should fit perfectly. hey i mean at least you can... CRUSH LOAVESSSSSSSS

i just loved crushing loaf too much from the movie so of course im a absolute steve glazer. "THESE GUYS ARE THE VILLAGERS, THEY LOOOOOOOOVE CRUSHING LOAF"