Gintamamayuri87

Start saying I am not fan of the Rock even if i enjoyed several of the movies he did. And i need to admit, i found the idea funny, in a childish way. And i recognise, its a lot of misses and some hits. But the hits are FUN. The problem came in the way everything is delivered. EVERYTHING seems in automatic pilot here. No soul or magic,ALL FOR THE MONEY, like chris evans character, and some plot decisions are eye rolling ( that prologue, krampus slap tournament in a castle pub like style....)and the bad guy its a **** then again after seeing the headless warrior of sleepy hollow, even if i may regret it later i'm up to see a halloween version of this...

When i saw the trailer, I was dreaming of another version of "this is yte end", but with 2000 setting, and younger actors. Andeven if with less panache, the first 20/25 min thats what looked like...till after the disapointing of sorts(, massacre sequence(was short and rushed if you ask me). Then it becomes a hot mess of characters dojng random ****, horrible writing, acting, stupid set pieces and script desicions and a WTF cameo...dropping what could be a nice 2000s throwback horror comedy, and becoming a confused, embarrasing and stupid mess. It has its little moments though, like a 0.20£ bag of cheetos. Shorts but nice.

Mary could be a unique opportunity to tell a story we all know feom a nice perspective, and including interesting bits of the time and belieiving. Instead Mary, offers just a plain and not interesting set of sequences, a Anthony hopkins tryingnot to fell sleep while acting, and a confusing sub plot of satan teying something with Mary, a creppy angel showing every now and then, a very "hot" and use when convenient joseph, and everything while having in consideration the binle texts when its convenient and how it is convenient for its owns purposes. And the purpose its never clear... This is just a missing opportunitty for a christian classic, that ends being a cross to carry.

I would like to start saying that even if I think they are trash, i am fan of the venom movies. Specially the 2nd one. And i must say that they were pretty laid down, but i got expectations **** good time withthis one. Oh boy!!, what a disappoinment! The movie goes in a very clumsy way backwards and forward, telling a revenge story that we saw thousand times before with absolutely nonsense,actors embarrasing themselves, and the best bits, we saw them in the trailer... The only reedimjng quality its a russel crowe having a ball as jraven father and a rusian accent spouting bull%#£& out his mouth. TERRIBLE. This hunter just will catch a flu.

Where to start with nosferatu...I neex to admit, i never watch, yet ,the original it tries to homage. But i am fan of the dracula character, snd watched hundred of movies about it. This one, was, in a few words, the most BORING WELL MADE movie i saw in a long **** story its pretty familiar all its runtime, and even if the cinemayography its impeccable and the acting its decentq to good **** Boring its the worst a horror movie can be...I am sure it will have lits of fans and sure that i may look at it different after watching the first film. But as it is, this was just a boring evening at the movies

I need to recognize beforei start the review, that i didn't expected nothing for this uncalled for ****,after an eye rolling first sequence, and once the story really started, i founs a pleasent guilty pleasure, full of CGI monkeys, impossible water colisseum, game of thrones politics and a surprising well anvhored link to the first one, of sorts... Denzel washington is having a ball in there, and all the ithers are pretty ok, having in consideration what they have to play **** of course, it will never be more than a pasable exercise in entertainment, and I doubt its looking for to be anything else. 6.5/10

Its always gratifyng to watch something new and poingnant with its ideas. Filled with wgood acting, unerving first shoots,fantastic pracyical effects, and a bonkers 20 minutes, that even if a bit overstuffed, it haven't been much "balls to the wall sequences like this in the cinema for a long time". May be some subplots are more looking forward our compasion as a viewers and hit hardrr when the conclusion arrive (the ex colleague), and evntually the message its too obvious, and even too simplified in its male **** its overall a highly entertaining piece of filmaking that stays with you forever, afterwards.

Expected more from it. And even if the vibes, cinematography and direction were spot on. I found the story itself unenvolving, and the acting uneven. Also not much suspense, or horror, just a well driving creepiness. May be the drag down of conparing it to silence of the lambs, but, if not a bad movie, i called it a disappointment.