Elsbieta

This is yet another ridiculous Netflix "mystery action thriller" full of idiocies and **** audience is supposed to believe that a dark woman of color has a genetic daughter who is lilly white and has none of her features (other than a mouth full of swear words, which both share). A Spanish nurse and part-time substitute teacher can somehow afford to live in the hills of Barcelona in a huge house with an ocean view, and everyone in the neighborhood and in local hospitals talks English. A petite woman who hasn't trained in five years can routinely take on and outfight killers twice her size. Do not try this at home.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]