Doug's recent purchase of a motorcycle angers Carrie, but soon after, Doug secretly gets tired of it. Arthur gets a job at pretzel shop.

When Carrie is sad because she has no friends to hang out with, Doug decides to introduce her to a woman who just moved into the neighborhood. Then she spends a lot of time with her new friend, which makes Doug jealous.

Messing around at work with a staple gun, Doug accidentally shoots himself in an unseemly place.

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie if they would be godparents of their two children, but Doug and Carrie are not sure if they're right for the job.

Doug gets very upset with Carrie after he sees that his big screen TV is stolen after Carrie left the garage door open.

Arthur accidentally hears Doug call him a "Demented Old Circus Monkey" so Doug tries to make it up to him.

When Doug and Carrie go on vacation to celebrate their anniversary, they decide to take their friends Deacon and Kelly which turns out to be a big mistake.

It's double the havoc when Ray and Debra Barone visit Doug and Carrie.

Doug's ego gets boosted when he gets checked out by a waitress.

Doug doesn't want friends of Carrie to stay for the Thanksgiving weekend and convinces Spence he should get a place of his own and that he can stay with Doug and Carrie until he has found one.

Doug's bowling team bowls just for fun and is financially supported by the local ale house, but now they threaten to no longer support them if they continue to be on a constant losing streak.

The Christmas season is upon Doug and Carrie and they decide they should invest in stock, but they soon feel the joys and stresses of it. Arthur wants to decorate the house with more Christmas items.

When Danny reveals he is getting married, Doug gets stuck being the best man at the last second, and must throw Danny a bachelor party.

At Doug's high-school-football reunion, he boasts about his famous block, but everyone else remembers his now-handicapped ex-teammate (Pat Finn) making the block, so Doug tries to find proof on some old tapes.

Because it's very cold, Arthur gets to sleep in Carrie's office, which is right across Doug and Carrie's bedroom. Doug doesn't like this and can't wait for some warmth so Arthur can get back to his basement.

At a board-game evening, Doug finds out that Carrie cheats. Carrie doesn't come clean about this to him, which makes him a bit edgy, especially since another board-game is being planned.

It's Valentines day and Doug and Carrie reminisce about the first time they met and how it really wasn't love at first sight.

Doug and Carrie make friends with a new couple and are afraid that Deacon and Kelly may be moving in on them. Arthur receives a shipment of his childhood favorite salty cereal.

Arthur's 75th birthday is coming up and Doug and Carrie decide to throw him a surprise party, but they're in for a rude awakening when two of the invited guests are at each others throats and they can't find Arthur!

Though he has promised Carrie to go to the theater, Doug goes to Atlantic City with Deacon to gamble.

Carrie accidentally tells the wrong Doug she loves him. Doug volunteers to be a Big Brother.

Doug and Carrie have dinner with their annoying neighbors and Doug gets involved in a pyramid scheme when Tim starts convincing him on how much of a great idea it is.

Carrie gets angry at a waiter and the manager at a recently found favorite restaurant of Doug's. So Carrie bans him from ever going there again.

When a colleague has gotten flowers (which she initially thought were for her), Carrie is disappointed and Doug tries to show his romantic side. Meanwhile, Arthur has jury duty.

Doug sees someone driving an R.V. and decides he wants to buy one for himself and Carrie's vacation, however Carrie is planning a trip to Paris for their vacation. So in deciding where to go, they flip a coin.