The Sculptress

Awesomely ridiculous thriller.

Close call as to who's career has sunk farthest.

A hodgepodge of psychosexual horror gimmicks, from the virginal psychic artist to the impotent psychotic actor.

While good to look at, is devoid of psychological depth or credibility, and further marred by weak, often risible performances.

An arty fright flick that's neither artistic nor the least bit scary.

The worst thing you can accuse an unutterably bad movie of is sincerity.

So poorly written, badly acted and ineptly directed that it denies you even the modest pleasure of making fun of it.