valerawoft

This might be like a Dan Brown book, but he would do it way better — all his stories are equally dumb, implausible, and entertaining. And this is what some love. Here we have a movie where it feels like no one knew what they were filming: a sci-fi thriller, a horror, or a fairy tale... 'Let's decide in post-production.' Instead, they kept it all in at once — incohesive and uneven until the cringy finale.