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DOOM: The Dark Ages introduces shield parrying. At first I was like "okay, they're just jumping on the Sekiro bandwagon, it's a trend." But after playing it — I embrace it with love. It's not just a mechanic, it's the Slayer's evolution. He used to just obliterate everything in sight. Now he meets the attack, absorbs it, and only then strikes back. It adds rhythm, depth, and makes you feel like a true warrior, not just a blender. id Software proved once again how to evolve a classic without losing its soul. Optimization is smooth, gameplay is pure joy. Embrace it. RU В DOOM: The Dark Ages добавили парирование щитом. Сначала думал: "ну всё, погнали Sekiro в аду, дань моде". Но поиграл — и принял с любовью. Потому что это не просто кнопка, а эволюция Палача. Раньше он просто сносил всё с лица земли, а теперь встречает удар, гасит, и только потом отвечает. Это добавляет ритма, глубины и ощущения, что ты не просто мясорубка, а воин с характером. id Software снова показали, как развивать классику, не теряя корней. Оптимизация — огонь, геймплей — кайф. Принимайте и вы.
Marathon — попытка воскресить старую легенду, которая вышла боком. Вместо атмосферного sci-fi шутера с глубоким сюжетом нам предлагают очередной PvP-экстракшн, которых и так пруд пруди. От оригинала осталось только название. Для фанатов 90-х это плевок в душу, для новых игроков — просто еще один «выживач» без души. Графика? Возможно, неплохая. Но кому нужна картинка, когда игра мертва внутри? Marathon is a failed attempt to revive a cult classic. Instead of an atmospheric sci-fi shooter with a deep story, we get yet another PvP extraction shooter — a dime a dozen these days. Nothing remains of the original but the name. For 90s fans, it's a slap in the face. For new players, it's just another soulless survival shooter. Graphics might be decent, but who cares when the game is dead inside?
1348 Ex Voto: Plague, Woke, and a Total DisasterThe devs wanted to make "A Plague Tale." Instead, they made "A Plague of ****." This isn't a game — it's a textbook on how to waste money, years of work, and whatever was left of your brains in one release. Score: 0/10. Rock bottom is too high for this. Technical HellGot an RTX 4070 Ti? Congrats, you'll enjoy 20 FPS in the main menu. You haven't even started playing, and you already want to reinstall Windows. On PS5, frames drop from 70 to 10 — you'd get smoother motion from a 90s slideshow. The heroine's braid has a mind of its own, textures phase out, animations jerk around like they're having a seizure. Unreal Engine 5 said: "Don't blame me — this is just amateur hour." Optimization? Never heard of her. StoryIt's 1348, plague, everyone's dying. And you're a female knight, because historical accuracy is boring. You're saving your friend, and the entire plot can be summed up as: "Go there, do that, because the script says so." Acts don't connect, motivations are non-existent, and the ending is so rushed you'll wonder if they ran out of budget. When characters die, you feel nothing. Because they were never even properly written. The writer probably wrote this between shifts at a construction site.️ Voice Acting and DialogueThe voice acting sounds like it was recorded in a basement with a $5 microphone. The actors read their lines like they're being held at gunpoint, and then the devs forgot to pay them. The dialogue was written by an AI trained exclusively on bad Google Translate outputs. Every line makes you want to mute the game and play anything — even a vacuum cleaner ad — instead. Pauses are in the wrong places, intonation is robotic, and emotions are nonexistent. This isn't voice acting; it's audio torture. The Woke — The Only Thing That Actually Works HerePre-release, the devs smugly declared: "Why do you think a woman has to be attractive?" After that, even the LGBTQ+ community said: "Guys, maybe finish the game before preaching morals." Now conservatives are furious, liberals won't touch it, and the game hangs in a void. The woke agenda didn't save it — because nobody cares about your message when the product is garbage. Woke without quality is like non-alcoholic beer: pointless and unpleasant. Bugs as FeaturesThe game launched so raw that bugs became its main selling point. Textures not loading? That's a "unique art style." Physics glitching? That's a "feature of the engine." Characters falling through the floor? That's a "secret mechanic." If bugs gave achievements, you'd have a platinum trophy in the first five minutes. But no, all you get is pain and disappointment. Numbers That Kill50% on Opencritic — but that's too generous. Real score: 0/10.52% positive on Steam — probably from the devs' burner accounts.Peak online — 385 players. That's not even a room; that's a closet. An empty one.Devs bragged about 100,000 wishlists before release, then got nothing. People added it just to laugh at the price tag and move on.Verdict1348 Ex Voto isn't a game — it's a textbook on failure. How not to make, how not to market, how not to voice act, and how not to treat your audience. The woke didn't save it; the plague didn't help; bugs became features, but they'd be better off as bugs. Even plague rats avoid this game.Score: 0/10. Rock bottom is too high. If you're thinking of buying this game, buy discount beer instead. At least it's honest. This? This is just a pile of code that wanted to be a game but never made it.Skip it. There's nothing to see, nothing to hear, and nothing to enjoy.
Returnal — Бесконечный цикл боли и красоты О чём играТы — Селена Васос, космический разведчик. Терпишь крушение на планете Атропос. И тут начинается самое интересное: ты не можешь умереть. Каждый раз, когда тебя убивают, ты просыпаешься в обломках своего корабля «Гелиос». Снова. И снова. И снова.Планета живёт своей жизнью — локации меняются, враги появляются в разных местах, но ты помнишь всё. Каждую смерть. Каждую ошибку. И Атропос, кажется, тоже помнит. Атмосфера — вот за что цепляет...Атропос — не просто локация. Это живой организм, который дышит, пугает и завораживает одновременно.Каждый биом — отдельный мир со своим характером:Заросший лес с красными листьями, где ветер шевелит траву, а вдали что-то движется.Пустыня с песчаными бурями, в которых видимость падает до нуля.Замёрзшие руины с синим свечением и эхом прошлого.Подводный город, где эхо разносится по затопленным залам.Стена из плоти — органический кошмар, который пульсирует в такт твоему сердцебиению.Housemarque создали мир, в который хочется возвращаться, даже когда он тебя убивает. Визуал, свет, тени, частицы — всё работает на погружение. А через геймпад чувствуешь каждый шаг, каждую каплю дождя.️ Геймплей — вот где горит жопаЭто bullet hell в трёх измерениях. Враги стреляют так, что экран превращается в новогоднюю ёлку. Красные шары, синие лучи, фиолетовые волны — летит всё. Ты носишься по арене, уворачиваешься, используешь дэш и пытаешься не сдохнуть в первые 5 минут.Оружие — отдельная песня. Каждый ствол ведёт себя по-своему, и у каждого есть скрытые свойства, которые открываются с использованием. Нашёл гранатомёт с «Full Auto» — почувствовал себя богом. Выбил «Adrenaline Leech» — понял, что вампиризм рулит.Адреналин — твой лучший друг. Не получай урон — и шкала растёт. На максимуме ты быстрее, сильнее, и враги сыпятся как кегли. Но одно касание — и всё сначала.Сохранений нет. Умер — начал заново. Без вариантов. Именно это бесит больше всего, и именно это заставляет возвращаться снова и снова. Тот самый эффект «ещё один ран», который держит до утра. Музыка — не фон, а часть мираТам эмбиент. Но не просто «музыка для фона», а живая ткань, которая дышит вместе с планетой.Она не поддерживает тебя в бою, не делает круче. Наоборот — давит, нагнетает, напоминает, что Атропос — это враждебный организм, которому плевать на твои попытки выжить. Но в этом давлении есть странная красота.Каждый биом звучит по-своему:Лес шепчет низкими частотами.Пустыня воет ветром.Руины отзываются холодным эхом.Музыка меняется в зависимости от того, что ты делаешь: исследуешь — одна версия, врываешься в замес — тема трансформируется, становится агрессивнее. Но никогда не переходит на сторону игрока. Она всегда на стороне планеты.В тихие моменты, когда просто стоишь и смотришь на закат над красным лесом, эти звуки заставляют чувствовать себя бесконечно маленьким перед лицом чего-то древнего и равнодушного. Сюжет — можно сломать головуИстория подаётся кусками. Аудиологи в лесу. Воспоминания о сыне. Странные видения дома на Земле. Кто такая Белая Тень? Почему Селена видит саму себя мёртвой? И главное — что реально, а что нет?Игра не даст прямых ответов. Кто-то видит тут историю о травме и принятии потерь. Кто-то — научную фантастику про параллельные миры. Кто-то — и то и другое сразу. Каждый собирает свой пазл. Что беситОтсутствие сохранений. Особенно когда прошёл 2 часа, нафармил годных артефактов — и умер от глупого кристалла в стене.Рандом. Иногда тебе подкидывают идеальное оружие и артефакты, а иногда — сплошной мусор.Боссы. Они прекрасны, но когда умираешь на последней фазе в десятый раз — хочется разбить контроллер. Что в итогеReturnal — это не игра для всех. Это игра для тех, кто готов умирать, злиться, вставать и идти снова. Кто готов принять, что планета сильнее, но не сдаваться.Атмосфера затягивает с головой. Музыка становится частью тебя. Геймплей заставляет чувствовать каждую секунду.Ты прошёл её на PS5, горела жопа — я тебя понимаю., сам такой Купил на ПК — значит, оно того стоило.Если ты ещё не играл — готовься страдать. Если прошёл — ты знаешь, о чём я.Returnal — это навсегда в сердце. И в нервной системе.
Вы превзошли сами себя,атмосфера это нечто
если бы продавалась в России ,купил бы!!!
You have outdone yourself, the atmosphere is something
If it was sold in Russia, I would buy it!!!
если игру делал не я ,то почему мне так за нее стыдно?!скажите ,как это в целом можно продавать за 70 баксов?! юбисофт вы в своем уме?чем дальше тем страшнее ,лет 10 назад выс бы сожгли вместе со студией за такие поделки,лол If I didn’t make the game, then why am I so ashamed of it?!Tell me, how can this generally be sold for 70 bucks?! ubisoft are you out of your mind?the further you go, the worse it gets, 10 years ago you would have been burned along with the studio for such crafts, lol
I'm deducting a lot of points for the LGBT agenda, so it would be a solid ten. Stop making games for fans of the agenda, make it for the players! Although you have such trash going on there in this regard, I’ll add a couple of points. But overall, the production is worth the millions invested in it!
Once again the developer is cheating the player! but of course the price tag is hellish for such crap! a large number of cars have been cut, productivity is at zero, what have you been doing since 2017, thinking about how to sell?! I’ll tell you a secret, make a good game, put an adequate price tag and people will buy it from you! Yes, indeed, a completely “rethought game” can’t be said) в очередной раз разработчик кидает игрока! но ценник ставит конечно адский за такое д...мо! большое число машин вырезано ,производительность на нуле что вы делали с 2017 года ,думали как продать?! я вам открою секрет ,сделайте хорошую игру ,поставьте адекватный ценник и у вас ее купят! да действительно ,полностью "переосмысленная игра" ничего не скажешь)
Рад за весь мир ,что еще остались такие душевные разработчики ,так держать ребята! Желаю Вам друзья,поменьше мудаков в творческом пути I'm glad for the whole world that there are still such soulful developers left, keep it up guys!
I wish you guys less **** in your creative journey
я не дам тодду не шанса ,после того ,как он сказал ,что вынашивал "ЭТО" 25 лет!!! Тодд ,женщины людей воспроизводят за 9 месяцев ,а ты ,клоун, игру за 25 лет не смог сделать!!!
EA, once again brazenly and cynically sold us a broken and bugged something! They will do it for a long time because they said that the game paid off even at the pre-order stage!!! Stop making pre-orders, the punishment for money is the most important thing for them! After all, they have long been dehumanized and sold money with giblets !!!!
what's good about this game?! The picture is not everywhere! the characters are lifeless, apparently there are no resources for this - it’s good to write a character! Grind! Constant "exclamation marks" in the menu, as you pick something up, the sign is right there, even if it's a repeated game kapets !!! I bought (WHY THEN) DLC and I can’t play it without going through the whole game (((are you out of your mind? I quit the main one because of its failure and they still force me to go through it for the sake of DLC, I didn’t expect anything from him, I wanted to watch how they coped with the optimization, but I couldn’t!!! Armless freaks, I kind of hate you!
Спасибо Mundfish в первую очередь за прекрасную игру! Ни копейки не пожалел ,одно из удачный вложений в игры как по мне в этом году! Спасибо ребята и девчата! В игре присутсвует душа и отлично поданная ПАТРИОТИЧЕСКАЯ повестка, близкая Русским и многим их друзьям ,спасибо ребята ! Оптимизация для первого продукта пуска и ААА ,на уровне ,многим именитым разработчикам надо бы поучиться ,спасибо ребята! А сколько разговоров было по поводу того,что Mundfish -аферисты,лол! Спасибо ребята ,что не подвели! из минусов ,скорее всего индивидуально, мат там где он совсем не уместен - звучит! И звучит - не уместно) Кто специально минусит игру - Бог вам судья Thanks to Mundfish first of all for a great game! I didn’t regret a penny, one of the best investments in games, as for me, this year! Thanks guys and girls! The game has a soul and an excellent PATRIOTIC agenda, close to the Russians and many of their friends, thanks guys! Optimization for the first launch product and AAA, at the level, many eminent developers should learn, thanks guys! Who specifically minus the game - God be your judge (google translator)
What a disrespect to gamers! People stop pre-ordering games!!! Make it so that the games would be made for us and not for the sake of the dough, did it and threw it away, not in vain the price is 70 bucks, because it was calculated on that, to sell us what was dead from the very beginning! It’s good that I didn’t buy it, and the fact is again confirmed that it’s much more profitable to use torrents! All good luck! Except SE And you know, this absolutely perfectly describes the whole FORSPOKEN This is not fun to play! It's not fun to watch!!! And I don't want to follow the plot of "this" Well, in general, this is some kind of fraud from squer enix !!! for 80 euros!!!!!!!!!! Don't you agree???
expensive, empty, boring, a lot of LGBT propaganda, I don’t know what square enix counted on, they stopped thinking about players a long time ago, although I’m lying ... the guardians of the galaxy were wonderful!
Complete nonsense, what do you let the critics play if they rate almost 80 and the users are 1+, have you completely stopped respecting the players there?
a game without a soul like everything froma game without a soul, like everything from ubisoft, I will never buy anything from them. WHY was it all for, what was the quest for alone? Not one answer to the questions, but the "fans" are already stealing! People until when will you support yubisoft dough? Or are you satisfied with everything? ubisoft. Disappointment is not the word that is appropriate here!! Two years lead to nowhere, during these two years they simply **** money out of people and it was not important for developers to make an interesting story, do not believe YOU ALREADY!!!! And as the money stopped coming, they kicked out a crumpled, disgusting finale that shows how much they don't give a **** about us Stop making pre-orders, we can do without them, they won't be without us! . It was a waste of time!
a game without a soul, like everything from ubisoft, I will never buy anything from them. WHY was it all for, what was the quest for alone? Not one answer to the questions, but the "fans" are already stealing! People until when will you support yubisoft dough? Or are you satisfied with everything? Disappointment is not the word that is appropriate here!! Two years lead to nowhere, during these two years they simply **** money out of people and it was not important for developers to make an interesting story, do not believe YOU ALREADY!!!! And as the money stopped coming, they kicked out a crumpled, disgusting finale that shows how much they don't give a **** about us Stop making pre-orders, we can do without them, they won't be without us! . It was a waste of time!
a game without a soul, like everything from ubisoft, I will never buy anything from them. WHY was it all for, what was the quest for alone? Not one answer to the questions, but the "fans" are already stealing! People until when will you support yubisoft dough? Or are you satisfied with everything? Disappointment is not the word that is appropriate here!! Two years lead to nowhere, during these two years they simply **** money out of people and it was not important for developers to make an interesting story, do not believe YOU ALREADY!!!! And as the money stopped coming, they kicked out a crumpled, disgusting finale that shows how much they don't give a **** about us Stop making pre-orders, we can do without them, they won't be without us! . It was a waste of time!
How could this shame be released after the godlike arkham knight??? AA, they did Rockstady, they know how to make games this product is not for the players, but for the developers themselves, so that they make money! First they removed Denuvo (due to an error, it's not clear HOW you can make a mistake and not the first time and not the first developer) The farther we roll, the deader the games become! Soon we will call to ignore this or that developer. These are the current realities, that due to the fact that LGBT and other BLM would not be offended by the studio, they will do **** and sell you for your money! I have already stopped buying games because of this, I took this one on a torrent!
A movie with pre-set angles and minimal gameplay turned out to be so broken and buggy on the PS5 that you can go nuts! Thanks for the localization, for this pr balls
This is some kind of shame, the developers have no conscience for a single gram! This is a completely different game, there is no more of that game, they killed this unportable!
NOT tired of pixels yet? I was able to endure 5 minutes with such a visual !! Are you kidding me? The weirder the game, the more people should buy? Rave! 1 only for Russian,lol
Not tired of pixels yet? I'm already tired!!! They make a pixel one, they present that this is the idea, but in fact, they just forgot how to make games!
So this is where ubisoft has invested all her soul, and now she can’t return it in any way! This game is a masterpiece! I will definitely return to this world again! Thank you Yubiki, no matter how much I love you!
I feel cheated! The game is almost no different from the previous part! But it was promised ... In general, it is clear that corrupt reviewers have already brought 87 and honest people only 2.0, how much the game deserves!
boredom is fierce, how long will ubi laugh at us? EVERYTHING IS THE SAME IN THIS GAME AS IN THE RECENT WD Leg. With their LGBT squabbles they completely forgot about games, and they forgot how to do games, they lost all talented developers! In general, another dead man!
Already tired of such a visual people - TIRED !!! Boring ! It is clear that it is easier to make a game this way, but for the sake of this, sacrificing a visual, such a thing
People stop buying a pipeline from dice, and even of this level, this is not an AAA game, this is worse than the worst 1 and 5 parts Stop sponsoring people who LIE to us !!! That's all!
