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If nothing else, this film will make you think: "Oh my gosh, Kirk Cameron is still alive." A sad realization in and of itself, sadder yet is that he's still managing to be on the brink of relevancy. The only reason I know about this movie is because my grandmother posted about it on her FaceBook page. I watched 15 minutes of it and I think I saw enough to make as good a critique as anyone could. The thing about Kirk Cameron is that that he has neither the directing, writing, or acting skills to make decent snuff film so I don't think anyone was expecting anything more than a good laugh if it failed badly enough. Unfortunately for those of us hoping to find chuckle or too: there is no laughter to be had here. I mean AT ALL. I've seen funnier Werner Herzog films. The humor in this movie is physically and psychologically tolling. The plot makes me think he didn't even try. And, If I didn't know better, I would think he had never actually heard of Christmas and had kind of Wikapedia'd it five minutes before writing the **** incompetency on display throughout this movie would be astonishing if anyone else had made this film, and the pandering to the narrow-minded right is about as obvious as Kirk Cameron is relevant.