imthenoob

An utter waste of time. The plot is uneventful, often times goes nowhere, and the acting is just abysmal.

A needless, cheap remake that fails to justify its existence. When compared to the other films of the franchise, it is certainly one of the more tolerable ones, but that is like comparing one piece of trash to another.

The premise grows thin very quickly, making the 90-minute runtime feel like a cruel punishment to sit through.

Can't understand how anyone in their right mind would approve something as awful as this.

Disjointed as heck. You can tell there was a lot of post-production work with obvious cuts and reshoots. The main story is minimal and pathetic. The entire movie revolves around what they can parody vs what they could work a script around. It simply isn't funny.

It lacks an identity because it tries so hard to copy what everyone else is doing. The dialogue is terrible, and the performances are equally bad because of it. No surprise to see it flop as hard as it did.

It is just as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Awful acting, terrible CGI, and plot armour galore.

I put it on par with Solo, Last Jedi, and Rise of Skywalker. As much as I love The Mandalorian, I hated this movie. It is essentially season 4 of the show with a slightly bigger budget. The plot is mediocre at best, and completely falls apart during the final act, which is when I ended up walking out before the movie ended. Skip this trash. If you have to suffer through it, wait until it is on Disney Plus.

It is cruelty for the sake of cruelty. There is no substance behind this. There is no reason to watch this.

Cringe dialogue aside, MK 2 fixes a lot of the issues I had with the original. Better action scenes, better pacing, and more violence. It's a good popcorn flick to shut your brain off and enjoy.

Painfully overrated. It runs a good half-hour too long, follows a pretty generic formulaic plot, and relies solely on the cringey performances of McAdams and O'Brien to carry it. Pass hard on this one.

A lifeless bio-epic that runs a good 30-minutes too long and features far too many recycled montages.

I can understand the criticism. It is an awkwardly slow movie that offers so little of a story that it feels dragged out and poorly paced.

As a reimagining of the Last Shift, I think you could make an argument that the original was better. Malum is much slower-paced, leaning heavily into the higher-budgeted practical effects to carry things through. While the scenes highlighting the effects are a gem, they aren't enough to carry a story that doesn't dive into the mystery as well as it could have. Generic? Absolutely. Worth a watch? Eh, I wouldn't say no, but I wouldn't say yes either.

There's nothing redeemable about this. Painfully slow, ugly-looking, and poorly acted. It also strips away everything that made the game so good and dumbs it down for a casual audience. Literally all they had to do was adapt the plot from the game, and it would have been so much better.

Somehow, it is worse than the first film. Insufferably slow with an awful story and terrible acting (I'm Michael....Michael Afton...). This one almost makes the first film look good.

Paul Rudd and Jack Black act as Paul Rudd and Jack Black in an insufferably slow, unfunny, and not scary movie that takes more than half of the runtime to get going. Skip this trash.

People praise it because it is Romero, but this is an awful film. Terribly shot, painfully low budget, and awful acting.

Your generic, uninspired bio epic. It hits every familiar note along the way. There is nothing special here.

I respect that people enjoy this, but it wasn't for me. I liked the plot, and the acting was solid. I just had a difficult time staying invested in it.

There is nothing redeemable about this. Low budget, terribly written, and terribly acted. It is a bore of a film that has nothing good going for it.

Bone Lake follows a generic formula that we have seen dozens upon dozens of times before. Slow and predictable, it is a bore of a film that isn't worth watching.

The weakest film of the trilogy. Awful acting by the cast, which is far too cluttered. The main villain is forgettable and generic. The plot recycles the same stuff we've seen over the previous two films. There is no originality here.

What a complete waste of time. Predictable as heck, the movie suffers from a painfully slow start that fails to capture you and immediately puts the characters into a wall that they can't get out of. It's not worth it.

A by-the-books action flick that is painfully generic and uninspired. Don't bother wasting your time on it.

Better than the original. The story is a little cliché, but that doesn't prevent it from being fun and enjoyable. The addition of Kathryn is a major plus. She has amazing chemistry with Samara, and it shows throughout. Highly recommend seeing it, especially if you enjoyed the original.

The opening sequence is great, the rest of the **** so much. It goes on for a good 20-30 minutes too long. Too much time is wasted on needless dance numbers. It is a tonal mess that can't decide what it wants or needs to be.

Wonderfully acted with Stone and Plemons playing perfectly opposite of each other. The story keeps you invested as well. It is a very satisfying remake that holds up to the original. My only gripe is that it is a good 10-15 minutes too long. There could have been some easy editing to trim down the runtime to quicken the pace a bit.

It is military glorification coupled with being an awful sci-fi film. How the machine works makes zero sense. At times, it can eliminate with absolute precision. Other times, it can't hit the broadside of a barn. There is no logic behind it other than characters having plot armour. And at the end of it all, it feels like a waste of 90 minutes.

I don't understand the high praise. We are meant to be sympathetic towards a character who is a terrible person and is largely at fault for her world turning to chaos.

The cast was fine, and it had moments, but it failed to capture what made the book so great. And they should have cut at least another 10 minutes from it.

A completely padded mess - The main character walks around, encounters the Strangers, runs, and this repeats throughout the film. There is even a section dedicated to the main character fighting a boar in the woods. I mean, come on. This part is completely unnecessary.

As a fan, I enjoyed it. It touched on a lot of things and really drove home how quickly the highs and lows of life follow each other closely. I wished that they had touched upon his mental state a bit more and how the trauma of his childhood affected him so much.

I wanted to like this one so bad, but it **** on so many levels. Weak story, bad pacing, and an awful performance by Patton Oswalt. The only positive thing I'll say is that the creature design is awesome. Everything else about it was awful.

Good performances are buried under an unnecessarily long and padded runtime. They could have cut a good 20-30 minutes from the film, and it would have been all the better for it.

I appreciate the performances and what it was trying to do. It's just so simple and bland. It doesn't go anywhere that you wouldn't already expect it to go. It is a dime a dozen.

Such an awful movie. It tries so hard to be edgy and funny, but it isn't. The acting is among the worst of the series. And last, but certainly not least, Toxie takes forever to show up and doesn't play a large part in the film.

What a waste of time. Weak story that takes too long to get going, weak acting, and very little horror elements (saved until the very end). Don't waste your time.

Deserves every bit of criticism it got. From the opening scene, you can't help but feel that this movie is cheap. The awful fake broken leg immediately takes you out, and it doesn't get any better from there. The plot drags, the film is painfully uneventful, and it caps off with a predictable ending.

The best V/H/S film yet due to its consistency. The only weak point of the movie was the interludes.

Despite its 74-minute runtime, Good Boy runs about 30 minutes too long, and it shows. There's a lot of repetitiveness, many scenes of the dog just standing looking into the darkness, or location shots that do nothing but pad the time out. The story lacks depth and it is a big reason that this film struggles. This would have been much better as a short film and without all of the filler.

House is equal parts good and bafflingly stupid. It is so off the walls and unique that you can appreciate it, but you'll also accept that, at its base value, it isn't a genuinely good movie.

Turned it off within 20 minutes. IDK what Cage was doing with that performance, but come on. IDK how a cast this talented is wasted on a story/production this freaking awful.

Nowhere near as good as people make it out ot be. Neeson is a good 10 years too old for the part. It doesn't do enough to flesh out any of the characters. It tries desperately to be funny, but none of the gags got even a smile out of me, and this is coming from someone who is a huge fan of the original trilogy and TV show. I can't say I am surprised, considering the people who wrote it, that this movie ****.

A story told from 3 different perspectives as events unfold. The problem with A House of Dynamite is how unrealistic the premise is, while dealing with a frustratingly ambiguous ending that makes you feel like you wasted 2 hours of your time.

Wanted to like it more than I did. Felt too long, failed to capitalise on the premise, and it was far too freaking predictable.

Visually stunning, Del Toro crafts yet another beautiful world and story that fully takes advantage of the talented cast.

Such a disappointment. Generic and predictable plot, attempts at comedy fall flat, and the characters have absolutely zero personality.

Wanted to like it a lot more than I did. The trial scenes were rather boring and exposition-filled, cluing you into what actually happened without seeing it. The stuff outside of that is mostly mundane and uneventful. IMO, it ruins a good 15-20 minutes too long. Cut out the filler, quicken up the pace, and I would have thought a little higher of it.

The plot is too slow and predictable, being mostly a generic rehash of previous films. The characters are shallow and forgettable; it is obvious that the good guys are plot-armour protected, while the bad guys/forgettable one-offs get the axe. This is as bland an entry as you could expect, and it does absolutely nothing to make you invested in any way going forward.