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User Overview in Movies
4.2Avg. User Score
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positive
421(29%)
mixed
390(27%)
negative
618(43%)
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Sep 30, 2026
Backrooms
2
User Scoreimthenoob
Sep 30, 2026
The most overrated movie I've seen this year. It runs a good 30 minutes too long, suffers from a slow pace, and the story fails to make any of the characters likeable enough for you to care whether they live or not.
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Sep 22, 2026
Passenger
0
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Sep 22, 2026
A predictable bore of a movie that takes far too long to get going and by the time it does, you have mentally checked out.
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Sep 20, 2026
Resident Evil
9
User Scoreimthenoob
Sep 20, 2026
Zach does it again. Resident Evil is a movie that fans can appreciate the small details, while the mass audience can go and enjoy it without a bunch of need-to-know information. Austin does a phenomenal job as the lead and truly makes the movie that much better with his performance. I highly recommend experiencing this in theatres.
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Sep 8, 2026
Kids vs. Aliens
0
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Sep 8, 2026
Stupidly low budget, and it shows. The short runtime is still awkwardly slow, offers no substance, and the "aliens" only appear in the final minutes. What a waste of time.
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Sep 6, 2026
Parasomnia
0
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Sep 6, 2026
The challenge is sitting through this, waiting for something to happen, and it never does. The cast tries, but the story offers very little to keep things moving.
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Sep 2, 2026
The Whisper Man
3
User Scoreimthenoob
Sep 2, 2026
**** seeing a cast wasted on such a generic story that ends as predictably as it started. It is the kind of movie we have seen dozens of times over.
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Aug 24, 2026
Mother Mary
1
User Scoreimthenoob
Aug 24, 2026
A rare miss by Lowery, who is one of my favourite filmmakers. The story is about a pop star reconnecting with an old lover, who was also her costume designer, and the pair soon realising they are being haunted by the same ghost. There is a lot of filler here, making the long runtime seem poorly paced and annoyingly long. Too much time is wasted on the visual storytelling, and not enough time is given to the story to make it work. They easily could have cut 15-25 minutes out of this and not miss a beat. The performances are OK, but nothing to write home about. The weak story is the movie's undoing.
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Aug 21, 2026
The End of Oak Street
0
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Aug 21, 2026
Painfully slow with so many unnecessary subplots that ultimately end up going nowhere. It's a stupid movie made even worse by having to suffer through Hathaway's poor excuse for acting.
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Aug 18, 2026
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
0
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Aug 18, 2026
My issues with it are the same that I had with the first film. Generic, soulless, and boring. It is very much a Kids movie, in which it is so dumbed down that aside from flashing bright colors or popular characters onscreen, it offers nothing to keep your attention.
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Aug 18, 2026
Pressure
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Aug 18, 2026
For a roughly 100-minute movie, it struggles to fill the runtime. The first 10-minutes are mostly silent filler, the ending is mostly silent filler, and the moments in-between don't do a whole lot to maintain interest. The cast tries, I'll give them there, but there is so little depth to the plot that it is hard to stay invested.
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Aug 10, 2026
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
7
User Scoreimthenoob
Aug 10, 2026
TBH, this is the best MCU Spider-Man film to date. The story does a good job of introducing the Punisher onscreen again. It also introduces Jean, who will no doubt be front and centre for the new X-Men film. I also really liked that they beefed up Spider-Man in this film. His metamorphosis over the course of the film finally puts him on-par with the previous versions of the character, and it is something that is long overdue. All in all, it's a good, fun ride that doesn't overstay its welcome and puts its best foot forward for the future of the MCU.
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Jul 29, 2026
Cold Storage
3
User Scoreimthenoob
Jul 29, 2026
A likeable cast and interesting premise aren't enough to overcome a rough final act that makes you feel like the 100-minute movie runs a good 10-15 minutes too long.
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Jul 27, 2026
Masters of the Universe
2
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Jul 27, 2026
Leto is great as Skeletor, and that is about it. Don't get me wrong, the film has moments, but they are too few and far between. I like the message that masculinity can be a good thing, but it is buried under a bunch of cluttered nonsense. This movie should have featured fewer characters and had a shorter runtime. The special effects also leave a heck of a lot more to be desired because it looks downright bad at times after the opening sequence.
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Jul 27, 2026
Project Hail Mary
3
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Jul 27, 2026
Gosling is great, but the story fails to capture my interest. They could have easily cut a good 10-15 minutes out of it, and the movie would have been much better off for it.
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Jul 21, 2026
Tomorrow Never Dies
2
User Scoreimthenoob
Jul 21, 2026
A generic media mogul tries to use tech against Bond, and it turns out as you would expect it to. Slow and boring, it recycles too much without attempting to be original.
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Jul 19, 2026
The Odyssey
3
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Jul 19, 2026
The Return did it better. It was hard to buy into the cast because they were essentially famous actors, not truly trying to act. Everyone gives a typical and generic performance that does everything to knock you out of the immersion. It just wasn't satisfying and the visuals can only make up for so much of the emotional disconnect.
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Jul 19, 2026
Exit 8
0
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Jul 19, 2026
Overrated and painfully simplistic. What could have worked as a short feels like an absolute drag at 90-minutes.
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Jul 16, 2026
Faces of Death
1
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Jul 16, 2026
Dacre Montgomery is the sole reason I give this anything above a zero. Toned down, slow, and unrealistic. This attempt to reboot a long-dead series fails to spark anything other than boredom.
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Jul 14, 2026
Amer
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Jul 14, 2026
Minimal to a fault. There is no depth to the story, and what it has to say through visual storytelling doesn't hit hard enough to make it worthwhile. This is a 90-minute bore that should and could have been cut to half of the runtime.
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Jul 12, 2026
Evil Dead Burn
2
User Scoreimthenoob
Jul 12, 2026
Unlikable characters, awful CGI. I am a huge fan of the franchise, but this is by far the worst and most uninspired yet.
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Jul 5, 2026
Paths of Glory
6
User Scoreimthenoob
Jul 5, 2026
It's Kubrick. It is always well-acted and directed. It's an enjoyable movie, but I don't think it matches the hype behind it. It feels almost too abrupt to me, and could have been a bit longer to flesh things out.
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Jul 5, 2026
Casualties of War
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Jul 5, 2026
Overrated. It takes a serious subject and fails to do it justice. It is painfully slow, relies too heavily on Fox to carry the drama when he doesn't have that weight behind him, and fails to do much of anything else with the other cast members.
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Jun 26, 2026
Supergirl
6
User Scoreimthenoob
Jun 26, 2026
Millie was great, there is just enough Lobo where it feels like a treat whenever he is on, and the short runtime works for the better. The story is pretty typical, but I can't say that I was ever bored watching it. It is a safe, but fun movie.
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Jun 21, 2026
Mercy
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Jun 21, 2026
Rightfully deserves the hate. Wooden acting with Pratt seemingly incapable of being a serious leading man. The movie also awkwardly tries to be comedic when it should have had a more serious tone. It **** seeing Rebecca Ferguson's talent wasted on being a personification of this emotionless AI.
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Jun 21, 2026
How to Make a Killing
3
User Scoreimthenoob
Jun 21, 2026
A good cast doesn't make up for the forgettable story that very truly takes off in the way that it should.
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Jun 18, 2026
Keeper
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Jun 18, 2026
An utter waste of time. The plot is uneventful, often times goes nowhere, and the acting is just abysmal.
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Jun 11, 2026
Silent Night, Deadly Night
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Jun 11, 2026
A needless, cheap remake that fails to justify its existence. When compared to the other films of the franchise, it is certainly one of the more tolerable ones, but that is like comparing one piece of trash to another.
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Jun 11, 2026
Monkey's Magic Merry Go Round
0
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Jun 11, 2026
The premise grows thin very quickly, making the 90-minute runtime feel like a cruel punishment to sit through.
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Jun 10, 2026
Return to Silent Hill
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Jun 10, 2026
Can't understand how anyone in their right mind would approve something as awful as this.
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Jun 7, 2026
Scary Movie
1
User Scoreimthenoob
Jun 7, 2026
Disjointed as heck. You can tell there was a lot of post-production work with obvious cuts and reshoots. The main story is minimal and pathetic. The entire movie revolves around what they can parody vs what they could work a script around. It simply isn't funny.
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Jun 4, 2026
The Bride!
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Jun 4, 2026
It lacks an identity because it tries so hard to copy what everyone else is doing. The dialogue is terrible, and the performances are equally bad because of it. No surprise to see it flop as hard as it did.
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May 28, 2026
Scream 7
0
User Scoreimthenoob
May 28, 2026
It is just as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Awful acting, terrible CGI, and plot armour galore.
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May 22, 2026
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
0
User Scoreimthenoob
May 22, 2026
I put it on par with Solo, Last Jedi, and Rise of Skywalker. As much as I love The Mandalorian, I hated this movie. It is essentially season 4 of the show with a slightly bigger budget. The plot is mediocre at best, and completely falls apart during the final act, which is when I ended up walking out before the movie ended. Skip this trash. If you have to suffer through it, wait until it is on Disney Plus.
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May 10, 2026
Mother's Day
0
User Scoreimthenoob
May 10, 2026
It is cruelty for the sake of cruelty. There is no substance behind this. There is no reason to watch this.
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May 10, 2026
Mortal Kombat II
6
User Scoreimthenoob
May 10, 2026
Cringe dialogue aside, MK 2 fixes a lot of the issues I had with the original. Better action scenes, better pacing, and more violence. It's a good popcorn flick to shut your brain off and enjoy.
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May 9, 2026
Send Help
0
User Scoreimthenoob
May 9, 2026
Painfully overrated. It runs a good half-hour too long, follows a pretty generic formulaic plot, and relies solely on the cringey performances of McAdams and O'Brien to carry it. Pass hard on this one.
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May 7, 2026
Christy
2
User Scoreimthenoob
May 7, 2026
A lifeless bio-epic that runs a good 30-minutes too long and features far too many recycled montages.
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Apr 13, 2026
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
4
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Apr 13, 2026
I can understand the criticism. It is an awkwardly slow movie that offers so little of a story that it feels dragged out and poorly paced.
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Apr 12, 2026
Malum
4
User Scoreimthenoob
Apr 12, 2026
As a reimagining of the Last Shift, I think you could make an argument that the original was better. Malum is much slower-paced, leaning heavily into the higher-budgeted practical effects to carry things through. While the scenes highlighting the effects are a gem, they aren't enough to carry a story that doesn't dive into the mystery as well as it could have. Generic? Absolutely. Worth a watch? Eh, I wouldn't say no, but I wouldn't say yes either.
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Apr 8, 2026
Until Dawn
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Apr 8, 2026
There's nothing redeemable about this. Painfully slow, ugly-looking, and poorly acted. It also strips away everything that made the game so good and dumbs it down for a casual audience. Literally all they had to do was adapt the plot from the game, and it would have been so much better.
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Apr 5, 2026
Five Nights at Freddy's 2
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Apr 5, 2026
Somehow, it is worse than the first film. Insufferably slow with an awful story and terrible acting (I'm Michael....Michael Afton...). This one almost makes the first film look good.
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Apr 2, 2026
Anaconda
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Apr 2, 2026
Paul Rudd and Jack Black act as Paul Rudd and Jack Black in an insufferably slow, unfunny, and not scary movie that takes more than half of the runtime to get going. Skip this trash.
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Mar 31, 2026
Diary of the Dead
0
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Mar 31, 2026
People praise it because it is Romero, but this is an awful film. Terribly shot, painfully low budget, and awful acting.
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Mar 29, 2026
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere
2
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Mar 29, 2026
Your generic, uninspired bio epic. It hits every familiar note along the way. There is nothing special here.
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Mar 29, 2026
It Was Just an Accident
5
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Mar 29, 2026
I respect that people enjoy this, but it wasn't for me. I liked the plot, and the acting was solid. I just had a difficult time staying invested in it.
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Mar 28, 2026
The Mortuary Assistant
0
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Mar 28, 2026
There is nothing redeemable about this. Low budget, terribly written, and terribly acted. It is a bore of a film that has nothing good going for it.
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Mar 26, 2026
Bone Lake
0
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Mar 26, 2026
Bone Lake follows a generic formula that we have seen dozens upon dozens of times before. Slow and predictable, it is a bore of a film that isn't worth watching.
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Mar 26, 2026
Now You See Me: Now You Don't
0
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Mar 26, 2026
The weakest film of the trilogy. Awful acting by the cast, which is far too cluttered. The main villain is forgettable and generic. The plot recycles the same stuff we've seen over the previous two films. There is no originality here.
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Mar 26, 2026
Primate
0
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Mar 26, 2026
What a complete waste of time. Predictable as heck, the movie suffers from a painfully slow start that fails to capture you and immediately puts the characters into a wall that they can't get out of. It's not worth it.
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Mar 21, 2026
The Bluff
0
User Scoreimthenoob
Mar 21, 2026
A by-the-books action flick that is painfully generic and uninspired. Don't bother wasting your time on it.
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