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Theres no way this could be the same film that others have seen. Im totally befuddled. Some of the worst dialogue, worst acting, worst directed, boring films of my lifetime. I am a baseball fan for sure but I hope non fans watch this as their entry into the sport. Also the audio. At times it simply goes silent. Every scene is repetitive. There is almost nothing of interest. The one fella has a picture of Plato above his bed. There is no way the final product is what they were going for. Whoever made this clearly has no grasp on what baseball is, was, or ever has been. Many scenes feel like theyre from different films or tv shows. Its absolute garbage and ive seen 5th grade book reports that do a far better job. It feels like its done as a series of sketches. It cuts insanely between stock footage and insanely shoddy scenes, and its baffling thats what they went with. I **** you not folks if they took out scenes that repeat the thing would have a run time of around 40 minutes. And they keep saying Giambi about 100 times for no damn reason. I truly believe they told the cast to give no emotion and to say on the nose lines over and over. Im so very confused not only how a single person would enjoy it, but how it got made in the first place.

What a fascinating and deep soul she was based on the little I know of her. Such a surreal and nightmarish life she came to be in. Its shocking to me she didnt dien way earlier. I do hope that Tony Bennett took her aside just to talk.

This one shifted hard from quite good to evil madness around halfway. Would you watch some man **** nearly right in the view of his young daughters? What if he stole a doll from a little girl and put it her purse. How about if the women were all powerless pitiful items to be lapdogs that avert their gaze. Me neither.

Its wonderfully shot, hilarious, and profound film despite its simple approach to exploring old age and how to best use the time we have left. And at the very end we are gifted a lovely surprise that makes the whole film resonate aobeing nd delight.

Glad folks are enjoying this film so intensely. Need more like it. For me its so-so but makes you chuckle here and there. Glad Sandra will get more eyes on her.

Excellent cast and very funny. Human beings can be such villainous and taudry worms at times.

Well alright then lol RG has quite a magnetism to many. Im sorry but he is overrated. Doesn't mean I dislike him, its the opposite. But Jesus christ this one was rediculous and totally pretentious in every single way. Blatant ryan gosling propaganda

So I found a little scene after the credits! The uninteresting child murdering hawk mom lady actually went backstage and went down on the young fella playing her son. The crowd did a standing ovation and the dad i think is supposed to be bill Shakespeare just sits in his room weeping like some petulant milksopper then hangs himself. Then bipolar witch child murderer lady redoes the entire play and its very good. Abandons her children at-home but who cares. Being a mother at home raising kids well may be a burden to hollywood types. Sorry folks this trash is a maudeline, pompous, grief laden pseudopornographic waste of time, save for get oscar. The score is very much the same. I wouldn't give JB an oscar for her performance of some dull superstitious child murderer, id give it to her for somehow giving a **** and getting through it. Shes a slovenly shambles, an antisocial dullard forcing herself on society, being terrible but demanding respect despite her vile personality. Some kind of weird connection with nature. Just give her a bubbling cauldron and the pointy hat and bam, spirit Halloween witch. Im pretty shocked frankly and just ask myself why would they do this again. Running out of men to demolish i suppose. Sassy get outta my way type they push nowadays. Its actually just rudeness and bitter resentful behavior, not admirable. Oh also ripped off the witch from way back. Like does to the house and stuff where that son died. Only with that one it actually had weight. With this one I see the children die and actually feel nothing. Incredible.

Lovely performances as you'd expect from our leads. The wife is an older woman who was impacted by a violent act during the time of troubles over In the UK, experiencing a panicked crisis over her regrets and a vow she made to her God the day she was hurt by those evil psychos all those years ago. Shes clearly unhappy with her lot in life, and hates herself in a tragically sad way. Shes married to a man who is somewhat slovenly, take life as it comes sort of childish manner, never progressing in life to his wife's standards. On a trip to amsterdam shes devastated to find out religion has been more or less scrubbed away from life, essentially trapping her again, unable to divorce herself from her self hatred and guilt. The trip is essentially a strategic attack meant to resemble a fun trip out of the blue. She tragically has become quite unable to feel humor, taking things very seriously, all her regret building up over the years. When she sees her husband's contentment or anything to do not involving her, when he is joyous when not in her company she flips silently. Also just tired of her husband's behaviors as well. Very relevant and grounded study on men and women, how they may experience the passage of time differently, and the moment when a woman realizes her spouses respect for her dwindling, now perhaps more tolerating her than rejoicing her and following her lead and the work she feels shes done for the marriage. The man is trapped in a sense as well, resorting to substance abuse and aloofness perhaps rather than outright communication, afraid of the hurt it would cause. Even though the woman too is fed ****'t marriage grand folks

Why on earth would they make a film about a guy that's supposed to be really brilliant and artsy but then make him out to be a daft miscreant milksop annoying grating childish selfish bum? I have no idea who the guy was but surely he wasn't this annoying and glib. Andrew Garfield is a terrible choice and looks lost. Not his fault

Last third way better than the first. Its the usual horrendous interpretation of JP and they try to duplicate the first film moment of wonder and the scientific one, who had skeletons of all three dinosaurs they needed to get blood from, and its embarrassing. Humiliating budget isn't on screen.

This belongs in a museum right next to those old leaflets the **** handed out where the Jewish folks had rat faces and super mean eyes. It's beyond reproach, a vile work of hamfisted criminality. Not a film really. Shame on everyone involved. Enjoy your credit line Colin you are dead to me. Which won't impact you in the slightest I understand. Just feels right saying it. Go to hell

It's a blast and beautiful to behold, also one of the few times that I see people puking and don't really mind it so much. By the way the puking itself is insanely realistic. So good job.

What can I say about the film that others already have? It's darkly tragic, it's grotesque, it's gorgeously filmed and cut together. A strange combination of surreal yet somehow familiar. A twisted fairytale that drags the audience kicking, screaming, and digging it's fingernails into the splintered floorboards of its derelict house of horrors. But also laughing in spots that beautifully break up the hellishnes. Yet withholding until I was tempted to switch the thing off to process what I'd just seen.

I have to admit, im not very familiar with the guys private or family life, but i just find it hard to believe he was as sinister, evil, and loathsome as they portrayed the guy. Yet again we get a tonal whiplash and demonization of a male historical figure, starting out with mild eccentricities that progress to outright cruelty and neglect. A worthless self destructive psycho deviating totally from the character we just met and heaped praise upon. In a christmas film. About the guy that supposedly created christmas by birthing a beloved work of art. And they chose an actor that reads as cold and maybe dangerous.

Where to begin on this? I saw Louis CK say this, he called something "lightspeed ugly" and I feel that fits this film perfectly. Its misguided and terrible to behold. Its a chore and a slog, for kids or adults alike. Obvious screwups just left in. Who knew that the Rats with jetpacks movie would be bad? Just awful in every possible way. The young lady from Neon Demon is a fine actor, but in nutcrackers shes an agape lobotomized imp.

Despite the mostly incredible visuals and immersive, rich story telling much of the dialogue is genuinely bad, frankenstein is an irrationally evil and cruel nincampoot, the monster turns out is from the same planet as the aliens in Prometheus and talks to herbivores and is a perfect indestructable being to be enslaved by mia goth for god knows what purpose. Once again i cant tell if the director identifies and pities his monster or if he wants to bang them and be banged by them. Its unsettling and maudelin. Its like he got out all his toys, removed their clothing, and placed them in weird sexual positions after pulling off the heads and limbs.

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Despite the generally high quality acting and the clearly hard work put in to the look of the thing, its a total manifestation of everything annoying in blockbuster films these days. Triples down even in some areas. Just goes to show the gargantuan and universal power of nostalgia, bending the fabric of logic and good taste such that general audiences simply give in or cannot overcome it, shoveling their precious finite resources into an unknowable void of infinite density of greed and malingering insanity.

Really feels like a computer wrote most, if not all the dialogue. The conversations are literally unnatural to the degree that its rendered unintentionally funny. There are humerous moments, which work really well for me but its just not enough.

I found the film to be very funny, well acted however bruce willis seemed sortof checked out. Even so, he plays this sortof **** burnout figure, a rich ****, and i laughed quite a bit when he was on the screen. Took me many years to finally watch it.

This was a really strong entry in the series, although one piece i felt was really brutal to the point of poor taste. But its a haloween horror show. Really enjoyed it,would recommend for horror fans.

Very dumb slop its painful to watch the thing try and be so cool they really thought they had something and somehow they made woody harrleson really painfully lame and horribly miscast as usual no one cares about magic and no one cares about that piece of tunnel trash mark ruffalo i despise him deeply hes the worst who knows what hes done to get all those roles his face is toxic and horrible the whole thing is terrible im totally shocked to see anyone even sortof like it sincerely and no one cares about explaining the magician capers and how it all plays out no one cares its all just rediculous and uncomfortable

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Ive honestly never played the games, nor posses any knowledge of what theyre all about. The film is mostly a lazy rehash. Punctuated by moments of painfully silly choices. But there are some interesting moments and well executed action which elevate it to an extent. Based on past experiences i would probably disliked it more had i been a fan of the game.

If theres a petition out there that would exterminate this kind of filth we should do it. Like a full campaign and testimony before congress to explain themselves. Assuming humans ever even touched the thing.

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As incoherent and shameful the first part of it is, they ramp up the irksome and humiliating **** steadily the whole time until you enter a phase of anguished disbelief. Time itself seems to be pure agony in a way id never felt before or since. You have a sense that reality itself may be a total fabrication. You not only despise this. It seems that enjoyment or even basic happiness is an impossibilty. I had to sit looking at it unfold, and had i been alone id have abandoned it immediately.

After watching this i was stricken by the poor quality. So much so that i took to the web to figure out how i could have missed the film. I wanted to read all the hilarious reviews disembowling the thing. I wanted to watch youtube to see what assuredly would be a ton of hilarious but honest breakdowns. I quickly found out that wasnt to be. The first thing i watched stated unironically that its "the best denzel washington film" which is frankly shocking considering he has very few lines, usually just silence. I then viewed a gentleman's video where he says "its a 90s hidden gem" and he was super excited to open up a new bluraycopy. They released it on blu ray. Even though even for its time many visuals are impressively bad. I then saw something where the guy said "russel Crowe did a great job, melding effectively a host of serial killer ghost i guess? Souls? But i thought wow, i didnt find a single shot where crowe wasnt bugeyed and mugging, or pulling camp that makes ones head spin. Although im pretty sure both he and denzel never existed in the same space during filming. So, hard to blame him i suppose. Maybe its an artistic choice. Pretty sure its because of extensive redo filming or an actor falling through during the shoot. And the guy that plays russels weasely helper guy's voice is one grating ordeal after another. Its also very concerning when they cant seem to pin down what time period its set in. Maybe they had budget but then it got reduced? Theres also protracted scenes that go nowhere. Its funny too how many innocents denzel murders. It reminded me of team america but in a bad way.

Its certainly not fun for a lot of folks. Hell, it wasnt fun for me but its well executed and frightening to say the least. Under two hours amazingly. Found out that when they were in preproduction a dear friend passed away and forged ahead, it shows. Active grief yet working. Then to dedicate the film to the ****. Intense on multiple levels. If anyone hates killing pets in horror movies youll be fine.

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Despite the mostly dreadful dialogue and shameless pandering, the film did drive a little fun somehow. Ive never been that keen on the franchise. Like i get it and respect it for how its connected so many, but i never got the adoration. Perhaps if i really held dear the ghostbusters i would be more upset. Plus i do like mostof the busters in general despite them wavering in recent times. Legitimately funny ladies. People actually, not just as women. Although at every turn they make sure we know their genders and the genders of everyone else, particularly the men. I assume the film may have been geared towards young girls perhaps. There is a worthwhile message in there, but a lot of blaming someone else. Like a lot of these things theres a lot of judgemental interactions. Im not saying having a good message is bad, but its undercut when you do it, and ultimately i think they contradict the very thing they set out to amplify. It would be the same if the characters were men. Behaving that way is distasteful to me. Regardless which gender is doing it. It also spoils a lot of the fun i think. I really dont think that hypercompetent, empowered people behave that way. Or at least dont vocalize these things. Im simply worried they corrupt the very ideals put forth with such insistence. And with such a heavy handed and artless sortof way. I think people are more receptive when theres a subtelty, or when the story is better crafted to earn our attention. Anyway, this is way too long of a comment for a film that came out quite a while back.

The "studio" and people in charge of releasing this film should be investigated for fraud and a litany of financial crime. To inflict this on the crew and to display anyones name who worked on the film is beyond reproach. I doubt individuals truly know what the final product will look like in its putrid extruded form. I am im disbelief and shame knowing that people in the future could look back and know that i was alive when this came out. Even more so that they would see i watched it, even though for free and to enjoy its badness.

Just incredibly dumb and juvenile and lazy. Ironic i guess that a computer slapped together a story about another computer. Dialogue is literal and blatant and things are replayed to waste everyones time and draw out the run time. I can only guess this was made for a younger crowd, or for the few people that never saw one of the hundred films exactly like it. And i mean exactly in the literal sense. Complete with small **** humor. Beep Boop everybody.

Fear below, or as i call it The Skirt and the Darkie, is a very silly shark movie about some villains who somehow steal gold and hire a white drunkard, an aboriginal man, and a white know it all to recover the gold which somehow ended up out in the middle of an australian river. Theres a pregnant bull shark out there who doesnt take too kindly to their shenanigans. Main takeaways here is Racism bad, sexism bad. As we know all male whites hate women and people of color. I for one am glad that they abandoned the shark angle to let us know how bad racism and sexism is. Then throw in a rediculous happy ending and a shark that gets locked in a truck with a stick and you come out just thrilled and entertained by this movie.

I really enjoyed this. Like a lot of folks I followed the whole disaster from the beginning. They interviewed all the important people connected to the disaster, very candid and moving stuff. They did a great job of laying out all the events that led up to the nightmare. Even though you know the outcome, theres still a feeling of impending doom. Very much like going in the sub i reckon.

Once in a while a special film comes along that defies explanation. Defies the laws of nature by existing. I really hope that our nation's enemies didnt see this film. God damn them for doing this to our troops. Goddamn them for doing this to such exceptional actors. How they got mixed up in the film. They appear horrified and shamed in every scene. I simply dont understand how they deemed this fit to release. Or how a film could fail on every single level.

Ok this was a big improvement over recent entries, but holy crap its ludicrously far fetched and silly. Theres zero percent chance humans could defeat predator in modern times. So theres no way that people in the middle ages, viking times, or the 1940s could defeat predator. The one viking hag is merely a manic psycho that brings her kid to battle. The guy in ww2 is just a mechanic or something but can pilot a humancraft while standing on the wing, and can instantly fly some intergalactic plane. **** OFF. And its too bad. The show has interesting ideas and attractive visuals.

Sadly i couldnt see this one in the cinema. Quick and simple yet extremely intense, horrific, and realistic. At least as realistic as hollywood can make. My respect and condolences to all those affected by this event. Amazing what is asked of people being sent over to such god forsaken hellish places. Have to admit i was shaken to some extent by the film. Not a romp by any means.

A film so dull that the interminable opening credits have more excitement than the entire thing. In my defense i was forced into watching the thing. The pennywise guy continues to make baffling career choices. And in the spirit of contemporary film, the guy literally reads off items from a fast food chain menu during the film. As actual dialogue. And throws in several product placements for good measure. Cookies, bottled water, etc.

This was really something different. Willa fitzgerald totally blew me away. Superb dry, surrealish humor with sadistic frightening violence. And as many good films do the writing is quite simple but focused and weighty.

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A very unique and dark haunting film with superb performances, grand visuals, and unflinching moments of striking corporeal violence. And yet some subtle comedic moments that fused nicely in the mix. The ending was a bit abrupt and lacking, and theres an erect **** that looks real. I found that odd and gratuitous. All in all its a very visceral nightmarish fairytail that always demands your attention, even when you may want to look away.

A very stilted, paint by numbers speed run from the wikipedia. Although the second half does resonate more than the first. Not sure what zach was going for here. He essentially delivers his lines with all the passion and nuance of a dead possum. John malcovich naps through his entire performance. Dont know if it was partly the direction, but its totally deflating. And worst of all its quite dull and superficial.

Once again DR is completely left twisting in the wind. A fine actor. Its sad. All the usual garbage tropes and virtue signaling come baked in. Never once can you care about nor care to follow a single cardboard cutout of a character. Throw in a disasterous clunky ending and youre left with a painful slog.

Not a great film certainly, but not without merit. Acting was mostly strong, not overly self serious nor outright laughable. Sadly the cg blood and fire is pretty bad, so much so that it does do a disservice to already over the top gunplay. Not as bad as i expected.

What a load of chat gpt drivel. Also i dont think they put injectable morphine in a first aid kit. Oh and the radio guy says shiver me timbers when they see a shipwreck. Good lord.

Streamed it on amazon. Quite a visual spectacle. The thing itself however...perhaps im not the target audience. Exposition falls from the sky in huge greasy chunks. Veritable conveyor belts of contrivances and conveniences. A tawdry and shallow **** pop culture lightshow that challenges its audience with that old fundamental question. Hey, remember this!? With every shred of nuance or subtelty abandoned, the thing just sort of begrudgingly ends having accomplished nothing.

I know they probably feel a little **** about this movie but it has so many intensely funny moments and iconic lines. Through the whole run time.

Holy christ im in disbelief having watched this. Around the halfway point the film it goes right the hell on crazy pills. Theres no way they finished the same movie they started. Its a tonal whiplash of insane proportions. So overwrought and lazy i couldnt stop laughing til well after the credits. I searched all night trying to find something where they admit it was actually played for laughs. But i cant. Why did the guy set off the huge fireworks inside his bar? Why would he do that? Why would they put in a plug for a hotel chain at an elevated time of tension in the movie?! Simply staggering. Very, very, very, very funny. I wonder if they couldnt get the entire thing written and just gave it over to some children and an escaped mental patient to fill in the rest.