StaindSoul

I’m a big Guy Ritchie fan, and I couldn’t finish this film. The story and dialogue was so bad that I just couldn’t do it. Action that we saw was well done, but completely ruined by the characters’ existence.

Far from Guy Ritchie’s best work, but it will scratch the itch for his fans. It’s got some weird pacing, with tons of exposition in the first half, setting up tons of action in the second half. Still, the action is excellent and the chemistry of the cast is strong.

It’s not bad at all, but it has gotten repetitive enough that it’s getting stale. The visuals are still fantastic, but the stories is played out.

It’s a solid Disney movie. Got some good feels and some good lessons. Definitely recommendable for kids and adults alike.

It’s a surprisingly true and surprisingly heartfelt story. The leads have excellent chemistry.

Excellent who-done-it! It’s got an all-star cast that bring grade-A performances, a great mystery that will keep you guessing until the end, and some inspired cinematography.

There’s a slightly disappointing lack of horror, but makes up for it with absolutely fantastic action sequences and a surprisingly strong story.

It’s a ridiculous fun movie. If you liked the originals, you will probably like this. It feels like it’s a constant barrage of jokes, and if one doesn't hit, don’t worry because another is coming in 10 seconds.

A ridiculous action flick with a stacked cast and a surprisingly funny script. An under appreciated gem.

It a 90’s classic. Stupid but charming comedy full of colorful characters. No sequel needed.

It’s got some funny moment; but far more stupid moment that are supposed to be funny. It’s so far away from reality that it’s completely lost the charm of the original.

It’s a solid remake. It sticks to the original story pretty well, which is good. Casting is pretty good and the visuals are mostly great. My one big gripe is the sound; there were a bunch of scenes where the sound was just strangely mixed. Particularly noticeable in near the end, when the action and excitement is picking up, but the music is very muffled.

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It’s so bad. They took a cool character and made him so cringe you’ll want to look away from the screen. Whoever wrote this needs to reflect on their decisions.

It’s frustratingly bad, as it has some good action sequences and Aaron is an excellent Kraven, but the writing and direction are atrocious. I wanted to enjoy this movie so much, but I just couldn’t. There was a lot of audio issues; I’m fairly certain there was a lot of ADR as the lips often didn’t quite line up with the dialogue.

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It’s a ridiculous and fun espionage flick. Never takes itself too seriously, which allows the audience to enjoy its over-the-top nature.

A solid action flick with some classic Guy Ritchie seasoning. It’s fun, it’s interesting, and it’s based on a true story.

This film is excellent. The cast and the story are superb. It a stylish and brilliantly edited Guy Ritchie classic.

It’s an easy watch with some cute moments. It almost feels unfinished at times; like its premise could have been more fleshed out. Still, it’s worth a lazy afternoon viewing.

Tons of fun! As you would expect, there are tons of cool action sequences with badass stunts. There’s a fairly simple story, but it’s enough that the characters are likable.

It’s not the worst, but it’s not good. None of the characters are likable; in fact the main character is just annoying. None of the bad-guys are interesting. They have a million side-characters, most of whom are pointless and just pull us away from the story. Afterlife felt like a decent homage to the originals; but this feels like a cynical nostalgia cash-grab. It might actually be the worst.

The first half of the movie is fun and feels like it is going somewhere. Halfway through, it gets so ridiculous that I no longer cared where it was going. My wife liked it a lot; I found it very disappointing.

It’s a fun story with some genuine laughs and some feel-good moments. It does have some dead space in the movie, but not enough to ruin the fun.

It’s trash. Just racist white-savior trash. Bullock somehow won an Oscar for this, but I honestly think She’s pretty underwhelming. This film is horribly inaccurate to the real-life events and should not be watched by anyone.

A sequel that lives up to the first film! The writers and cast knocked this one out of the park.

A glorious film for Marvel’s best character. Ryan Reynolds brings this character to life perfectly.

A fun family adventure. It’s got a ton of fun covers of classic tunes and a unique story.

A fitting end to a wonderful trilogy. Beautiful cinematography and cast committed to the project pull everything together.

A crime epic disguised as a super-hero movie. Heath Ledger is unbelievable as the Joker.

Christopher Nolan does a fantastic job of handing the origin of one of the most iconic characters put to film.

It’s a space-adventure to save the world. It’s a glorious journey carried by fantastic performances from everyone involved

A mind bending action thriller. The unique story and beautiful cinematography set this movie apart.

A fun medieval adventure. Very fun characters, well-done action sequences, and a good story.

Probably the only good installment in the series. Actual racing and a grounded story.

I’ve got a great idea! Let’s cast some amazing actors to play our franchise’s most iconic characters… and then completely ignore those characters to focus on Cole, the most boring soulless character we could come up with. What in the world was this studio thinking? Why would you ignore the source material? Why would you create a brand new character rather than focusing on those that the fans actually want to see? How do you even come up with a character as worthless and unlikeable as COLE? The writers, director, and producers should all be ashamed of themselves. The only points this movie gets are for the scenes where Hiroyuki Sanada gets to shine… and there’s far too few of those.

It’s bad. Very very bad. Bad acting. Bad writing. Bad editing. Bad cinematography. Bad editing.

Hilarious highway hijinx. The cast/writers have a chemistry that is ever-present and sets every scene up for success.

It’s the saddest excuse for a movie I’ve ever seen. Tons of great actors, but not even a whiff of an interesting story.

A slight improvement over the theatrical cut, but not enough to call it a good movie. A polished turd, is still a turd. The CGI is terrible. There is a better story, but it’s not worth the 4 hour slog.

It’s not the worst movie, but it’s possibly the most disappointing. So many great characters being used so pointlessly.

It’s boring and annoying. The sidekick Kid is unbearable. The main character is bland and unlikable.

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A brilliant crime adventure comedy. It effortlessly winds together a plethora of interesting characters and sub stories, but never feels overwhelming.

Among the best animated films of all time. The first 10 minutes alone pack more emotion than most films can hope to contain in 2 hours. It’s sad, happy, funny, thoughtful, and altogether wonderful.

It’s a solid historical drama. From what I understand, a lot had to be cut out from the biography, but what remains is an inspirational story that is brought to life by a strong cast. I would’ve preferred more length to flesh out the backstories, but I enjoyed everything that was there.

A true Christmas classic. Fun characters, brilliant performances, and some wonderfully elaborate home defense systems!

Well worth the wait. The visuals and action are just as impressive as the first, but the story is certainly less engaging.

Visually stunning. The story is familiar and simple, but that’s not the focus here. The focus is visuals and the glorious crescendos of action that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

It wants to be Raiders so bad and that’s a reasonable thing to aspire to, but it fails miserably.