KathleenKenedy

The most bold take on the franchise yet and I guarantee it will please all the cool kids in your school. We added plenty of mythos additions without source material that will take ...care... of the franchise. This movie was a wow moment. Every part was a wow moment for me because it's hard to explain but this was the perfect finale. I hope the kids are buying more of our BB8 merchandise.

This is the movie that made Han Solo a pop culture icon today. Fans have always begged for a Han Solo prequel and from source material, we are doing what we can to please the fans. We made a tough choice to release this at the same time as Infinity War, and well... Ok anyways, I made a choice to fire Phil Lord and Chris Miller because they were going to adapt some KOTOR **** out of my source material. The mouse wasn't happy so we hired some B-lister director. Good thing that happened because fans will connect and relate to a character named L337, the leftist SJW. My favorite character, close second is Rey. I hope the toys are selling well.

The most bold take on Star Wars yet. It will be remembered as the most subversive thing yet. I love the way they handled old characters like Luke and Leia without source material. It adds mythos additions that weren't from source material, but expanded more on the franchise. ...in a good way... It developed them into alternative ways and that's what Star Wars needs. I love the heavy usage of my SJW agenda and some heavy talk on some left-wing politics. I hope the 11 year olds are buying loads of Porgs merchandise.

This movie was an absolute mess. This wasn't Star Wars at all. Where is the Hyperspace Ramming? Where is the resurrection of characters out of nowhere? Where is the forced ethnic representation? Where is the left-wing political agendas? Why is this movie making new variants of Stormtroopers, we should be pleasing our fans with X-Wings and Tie Fighters. This is how you make Star Wars boring.

This movie is the bold take on the franchise. It's the movie that renovated the Sci-Fi genre and 43 years later this movie still ages well. I hope everyone is enjoying their Star Wars Disney princess Rey and I hope they buy my loads of BB8 merchandise.