GarvielLoken

Unwatchable schlock for the imaginary "modern audience". 95% of the entire pilot episode is filled with cuck nonsense (the wife is cheating on a black guy, of course), and almost all the dialogue has the words "patriarchy" and "female at a position of power" a hundred times. The second half of the pilot episode is just watching the husband and wife yell at each other using modern feminist speech. Its unwatchable, save your time and just watch "Honey i shrunk the kids".

Im in the 5th episode and i fell asleep several times already. Most of these 5 episodes runtime is just the 2 main characters sitting in a room, quoting Shakespeare and guessing which poem it was from. You can cut out 80% of the runtime and lose NOTHING valuable to the story. BLOAT and WASTING TIME is a default for Netflix productions, now i see Disney is catching up.

Unwatchable. The main character cheats, steals, and bullies everybody she meets to get parts to build her own plagiarised copy of the Iron Man suit, joins an LGBT gang of thieves and bullies and then steals some more. The non stop horrible hip hop and rap music, coupled with the close up of the main actresses nostrils is a mix a didnt expect. I fast forwarded through most of these 3 episodes and will absolutely not watch the 4th episode, im done with this schlock.

Unwatchable schlock, incomparable to the quality of season 1. So far, we get 3 episodes. For almost 2 episodes out of these 3, we get Andor sitting in a jungle, yelling at people 5 meters away about eating melons and to give him his stolen Tie Interceptor back. Also, apparently, Tie interceptors now have a hyperdrive. Another evidence the showrunners know nothing about the Star Wars franchise. For 1 episode we get to see drunk Mon Mothma dance to awful pop music. The remaining screen time we get to see people do absolutely nothing in a field of grain, and a **** scene. Yes you read that right. A brutal **** scene, in Star Wars. Dont even get me started on the 20 minute breakfast segment with the blond, the skinny guy and his mom. What the hell is this?

So, the 12th season premiere continues to be just as anti-funny as the last... 5 seasons or more. Good riddance its ending. I think the moment it stopped being funny is when the guys found girlfriends, oh well, i guess its OK to watch while sitting on the toilet.

There's a bigger chance to find a golden brick on the sidewalk than watching a 2017/2018 show that doesnt revolve completely 100% around trump, hillary and gayness. Im really sick and tired of it, just sick and tired. Im done, enough is enough.

I fell asleep several times watching the first 5 episodes, and then i had to quit. Nothing happening, just emotional talk non stop, not even a villain in season 2, you just keep watching women talk about their emotions. Jesus Christ. This was supposed to be a superhero show, not Oprah. Avoid the second season entirely, dont waste your time on this. You literally wont miss a thing when you miss the entire god damn season. What a waste of time. Who wrote season 2? I need to Google it, but i can bet 10$ its a bunch of women. Its obvious its written by women when 99,9% of all episodes is talking about emotions. Avoid, dont watch this. What a waste of time.

Summary of the first episode: 90% bashing white people for persecuting blacks, whites this, whitey that, quote from the episode "all black people are victims", we get a white racist cop brutality scene beating a black guy.... What else happened in the pilot.... uhhhhh..... Oh, yeah.... at the end of the episode the main character has some sparks show on his eyes for a second. End credits. Watching this was a waste of my time and a waste of internet bandwidth.

I swear to God, this is the worst, most boring TV show i've ever seen. The first 3 episodes show a backstory for the main characters: kids from all the racial color spectrums from multimillionaire families with first world problems (i have everything i need in life ohhh nooo i must RUN AWAY!!!) One of the main characters is a purple haired LGBT feminist, trying to give people LGBT leaflets in front of her school, which nobody wants, and this stresses her out. And so she RUNS AWAY. Because people are not interested in learning all 63 genders and destroying the patriarchy. Yes, there is a 5 min long scene, where the purple head feminist is explaining patriarchy. No powers, no main villains, no nothing. Just verbal diarrhea for 45 minutes. Giving this trash show a 0 is being generous.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

It's great, i love it! It's like a funny Star Trek, i enjoyed every second of the first episode, cant wait to see more. The character progression is spot on, effects are OK and the general art of the ships and stations feels very sci-fi'y to look at. I will keep watching the next episodes and recommend it to my friends, im seeing a bright and funny future in Orville.