Faust291

The Absolute Worst Call of Duty ever made. And yes, I'm taking that weird offshoot 'Ghost' into account. Here's Why this **** gets a 0, and why I wish I could give it a -10. Skill Based Matchmaking; An Abomination. Now not only are you constantly being thrown into sweaty matches with people roughly your skill level (when the stupid system works, which is never.) but now you're thrown into those matches with an extra large serving of LAG, because Skill Based Matching Making DOESN'T **** TAKE LATENCY INTO ACCOUNT. The game doesn't give a **** about whether or not the game as playable, so long as it's sweaty as **** Which results in people teleporting around the map, suddenly popping into existence in front of you (and you instantly being dead because they've been shooting at you for a solid 5 seconds before they 'decloaked') and a plethora of really ****ty latency based issues. But does Treyarch give a **** No, **** us, they want us to play the glitchiest, ****tiest matches possible because they, as a studio, hate the **** out of their player base. Skill Based Matchmaking has the unfortunate side effect of making the only interesting part of Cold War unplayable. It would be great if just once, JUST **** ONCE, I could complete a multiplayer zombies match without the lobby, the host, or myself simply lagging the **** out and either CTD or CTM. The Campaign; Like raw sewage and kale mixed in a blender with exactly two scoops of cake flavored protein mix. It would be preferable to simply microwave week old garbage and insert it into your rectum. The Graphics; **** And not just **** but BROKEN **** I've never had to 'recompile' **** shaders so much in my entire **** life. Game gets a patch, and suddenly I have giant walls springing into existence around me with no rhyme or reason. I can't see through them, but they only exist for me. It's like if I'd been dropped into Afganistan with an M-16 high as **** on a mixture of ketamine and military grade LSD. You're not sure whats going on, but the god damn ground is 100% trying to eat you. The only way to make these helucinatory walls disappear? Recompile the Shaders. But Guess What?! THAT ONLY WORKS SOME OF THE TIME, HAHAHA! I hate this game, I will absolutely never buy another **** Treyarch game so long as I **** live. I want my money back, you god awful **** tacos.

Game isn't finished, despite being 'released.' Short list of Pros: Very, very rarely you can crash another planet into a planet. It's awesome. Long list of Cons: Constant glitches make the game unplayable. Game lags because the tech used to run it is garbage. There is ZERO strategy behind this. Zergrush, or die. I'm not joking. Calling this a strategy game is a joke. UI and Camera are weird, and due to glitches, may not always show up and don't work right. Textures don't always work. I've had the entire game become a series of indistinguishable red blobs, rendering an hours worth of gameplay useless. Absolutely NO Unit balance. None. Go Air or Die. If you're looking for an awesome strategy game, this isn't the one for you. Believe me, I supported this game when it was in Kickstarter, and I defended it for a long !@#$ing time. Sadly, Uber has a loooong, long history of releasing games well before they are actually finished and claiming that they'll fix it later via patches. This NEVER happens. (Check out Super Monday Night Combat as a very very handy example.) This is one such example. Nothing they promised during the kickstarter was released until AFTER the game launched, and seemingly only because of the huge and negative backlash from the player base. Worse yet, many of those promises have yet to be fulfilled, but the developers **** and this game may never actually see a build where it actually delivers on everything that they've promised. This game has a LOT of potential, but unless Uber gets a reality check and gets their act together, it'll just be a game you'll regret buying.