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Our legal system has failed us yet again. You might be wondering, “what does our legal system have to do with crazy frog racer?”. Trust me. After reading this article, you will be just as disgusted as me. Before i discovered crazy frog racer, i was a chud. A sad, lonely, despicable chud. I would sit in my chud chamber and brew with my fellow chudlings. One day, 4 years ago, i was in a brew session with my favorite chudling. We chuddle for an hour, until he speaks up. “Hey, i found one of my old games man, wanna play?”. I obviously accepted. This game was crazy frog racer. I felt the chudlyness wash away as i played this video game. I began to see what life was really all about, i had achieved nirvana. Crazy frog racer. It was my one true love, my soulmate. I immediately stole the game and ran into the night, not caring about the fact i had neglected to bring my disgusting chud clothes. I broke into the nearest toys r us to steal a console for me to play this masterpiece on, and then i played. I played for hours. Days. months. I never stopped. I only ventured out for food and water once a week, and never for the bathroom. I would fall asleep laying around my console. True love had finally found me. After three months, i proposed. Crazy frog racer accepted. It was going beautifully, we were planning our wedding until….disaster. “You can’t marry a video game.” -Chud Judge In anger, i fed the judge to crazy frog racing. Our legal system failed us.