Being the third wheel on a date is always awkward, but when it's as boring as this first episode, it's simply unbearable. [12 Sep 2014, p.62]

Love Prison is prevented from being an island vacation because of the rule that couples can only spend one hour outside each day. Without anything else in the house besides food and drinks, it makes for a long and difficult week; it's even more difficult, though, to find a reason to watch it.