Hail the conquering zero! Clueless "war hero" Captain Wilton Parmenter takes command of Fort Courage.

An old girlfriend of Captain Parmenter's visits Fort Courage to encourage him to return back east.

Captain Parmenter goes to command school and returns a tough Army officer that no one likes.

Agarn joins the Hekawi tribe and turns out to be a better Indian than any other brave.

When Dobbs' mother comes to visit she is mistaken for a dance hall singer.

After saving Wild Eagle's life, Captain Parmenter is given a baby.

A conman comes to town taking the troopers money, which is O'Rourke's job.

A woman comes to town and takes over O'Rourke's saloon.

Captain Parmenter is determined to find the Hekawi's whiskey supply that O'Rourke has stashed at the fort.

The chief's daughter is kidnapped and F Troop swings into action.

A natural jinx comes to F Troop and gets involved with a black widow who had four husbands.

Jane's cousin helps O'Rourke replace the F Troop pension fund by entering a poker game.

An Army major comes to Fort Courage who wants to wipe out the Hekawis.

The War Department's testing of a new bulletproof vest at Fort Courage is hampered by two competing spies.

To have the Captain move off post, O'Rourke plays cupid for him and Wrangler Jane.

A group of visiting Gypsies crown Agarn their long lost prince.

O'Rourke has been in the Army for twenty-five years.

When F Troop finds out that none of them are legally enlisted, the troopers leave and only Captain Parmenter remains to fight off an Indian attack.

Fort Courage is to receive a citation from the Secretary of War for having the best morale in the army. Unfortunately this is right on the eve of a wave of arguments that sweep the fort.

After their cook is transferred, Agarn takes over so they can order excess supplies and sell them to the Indians.

Agarn's sanity is questioned when he keeps seeing an Indian in the fort and no one else does.

O'Rourke and Agarn get Wild Eagle's nephew entered into the Army sharp shooting contest.

When Captain Parmenter's mother arrives, she insists that he be transferred to a post back east.

O'Rourke gets a promotion to lieutenant and is being transferred which could doom O'Rourke Enterprises.

The Hekawis - the tribe that invented the peace pipe - are ordered to go on the warpath so they attack Fort Courage.

Captain Parmenter is temporarily replaced by the town drunk to impress his visiting daughter.