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I just saw an article "Ten Comedies So Bad They Are Good" on MSN. I watched this YEARS ago with no idea what it was about no less who was acting. By the end of the flick I was pretty shocked at what an amazing experience it was to see unfold. I watched 72 hours the same way and I was pretty much stuck to the wall like wall paper I was so far crawled back on the sofa. Jessie Eisenberg is always awesome and super sexy.

The first film I have seen where it feels like parts of my brain have bled and flowed out through my ear canal and onto the floor. I only have five words to perfectly define this film: Vapid, mean, ugly, unfunny, and stupid. Few films manage to piss me off with their lowbrow sense of "humour" and this one does. Everybody involved in this project should be ashamed and embarrassed about themselves because they have contributed time into something that is not qualified to be a **** alone something to watch for 1 hour and 20 minutes. These films need to stop being produced because entertainment is made for the sake of entertaining us as human beings; not as pieces of filthy frigging garbage. So yes, this film qualifies for being one of the worst comedies (and possibly films) that I have wasted my precious time on. There is no need for you to subject yourself to this film because you, the viewer, deserve to be treated with something smarter, funnier, and more respectful. Hell, this review has taken more time and effort to write out than the writing that is present in this film.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

kind of wish i got a refund when i bought a ticket for it. but it wasnt horrible it was entertaining enough to sit through.

If you're ready for the criminally dark sense of humor, you'll be exploding with laughter through out the entire movie.

It seems that's enough by a lot of people... Im pretty sure the majority of the people who liked this are often on drugs... By often I mean all the time...

One of the worst movies I ever seen... (I do not think that this movie is worth a 150 character long review... sorry for that........................)

The movie wasn't particularly funny, but it was entertaining. The acting was good, except Ansari, the movie had some pretty well made action sequences and it was fun to watch. Maybe if it actually was funny the movie would've garnered more attention.

Muy mala comedia, lo único bueno es que es corta, así que no puedes quejarte mucho sobre la poca gracia que transmiten Jesse Eisenberg y Aziz Ansari. La premisa es prometedora, un chico cualquiera es secuestrado por un par de ladrones y lo obligan a robar un banco porque le instalaron al cuerpo una bomba de tiempo. Pero la idea se cae a pedazos cuando notas que los tiempos de dedicación a cada escena están mal organizados, me interesaba ver cómo se planeaba el robo o como lo ejecutaban que ver a los villanos hablar. Mi recomendación es que pasen de largo con esta, no tiene muchos atributos como para recibir una oportunidad. Quizás si es lo único para ver en TV por cable, pero ni así.

Pretty good acting, a few good jokes here and there. But in the end I felt a little unsatisfied, I absolutely loved Danny Mcbride's man-child acting in this film and who can forget his best friend-sidekick Nick Swardson, but I felt like there was so much untouched humor that could have been placed into the film. I recommend seeing if you like movies such as Superbad, Pineapple Express, or this is This is the End.

I have no faith in myself to speak cogently about what goes on in this fractured farce. But I do have faith in director Ruben Fleischer. Yes, I liked Zombieland that much and am eager for his next, The Gangster Squad with Sean Penn. OK, I'm drifting. The facts: Jesse Eisenberg goes crazy cuckoo but will not win an Oscar nod, like he did for The Social Network, as Nick, a pizza guy who delivers in 30 minutes or less. Promises are forgotten as two scuzzballs, immortally scuzzed by Nick Swardson and Danny McBride, strap a bomb on Nick and force him to rob a bank. The plot is (very) loosely based on a real case with tragic consequences. The movie is just an excuse for laughs that come fast, fat and raunchy as Nick mixes it up with Chet (hilarious Aziz Ansari), a teacher who's Nick's bestie except when Nick confesses his erotic cravings for Chet's sister. The bomb? Fleischer isn't much on details. It's all about the zigzagging rush of the ride. Fair trade

I think the plot behind 30 Minutes or Less is great and it had a lot of potential. I like the chemistry between Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari and I think that Eisenberg is the funniest he has ever been here. I know it is not a classic comedy by any stretch but it can still be a fun watch. The ending has a bit of a dip as too much useless information clogs up the progression of the story.

One of those comedies where just about every comedy fan is sure to find something to enjoy. It's fast, agreeably funny, and has that raunchy stuff that makes these kind of comedies stand out from the others.

A great example of what can be considered a good concept with bad execution, during the entire movie i barely saw any scenes that could be considered funny, if you're looking for a good heist comedy (Like i did when i saw this) i suggest looking elsewhere.

Obviously 30 Minutes or Less isn't an exact representation of the true-life tragedy. What 30 Minutes or Less is is an R-rated comedy, and the bomb, the bank robbery, the car chases, and the shootings are all played for laughs. Too bad those expected laughs just don't come very often, if at all, in 30 Minutes or Less.

I hate this cast of actors more than I have ever hated the entire cast of a movie in my life. Danny McBride and Aziz Ansari are two of my least favorite actors in Hollywood, so why would I watch this movie? The trailer looked hilarious and that's really the point of trailers isn't it, to get you to watch a film you wouldn't otherwise be interested in. The story follows Dwayne, a spoiled rich kid who won't grow up. Dwayne and his buddy Travis hatch a drunken plan, to off Dwayne's father for the insurance money, using a pizza boy as a pawn in a murder for hire scheme. The pizza boys job is simple, rob a bank or the bomb they've strapped to his chest explodes. The clock is running out for pizza boy Nick, along with his best friend Chet, they have to come up with a plan before they're blown to bits. With this cast and the same Writer/Director as Zombieland, I was expecting all the funny parts to be in the trailer, but I was pleasantly surprised. That Facebook kid, Jesse Eisenberg stars and is actually pretty funny, he always reminds me of Michael Cera, only less lanky and gay. His Co-star is Danny McBride, who is my top 10 list of least favorite actors. It's not that he's a bad actor, but he's just so over the top with everything he does, that it destroys anything that could have been funny. Surprisingly, McBride is pretty toned down in this film and for once you could actually see that he can be very funny in the right circumstances. The story wasn't bad, but it isn't as unique as you might think. About 20 years ago this actually happened and in that case the pizza boy was killed, so turning it into a comedy may not have been the most sensitive thing to do. As for the film, it was a lot funnier than I was expecting and the cast actually had some really good chemistry. It's not the funniest film you'll ever see, but it's certainly a good way to kill a couple of hours.

Though the setup of the film is pretty original, it would have benefited for more wittier lines, especially from Eisenberg. Ansari's performance can be pretty aggravating at times, but McBride delivers amusing dialogue to keep the film going.

Whilst this is film is really nothing special it is one of those films that you will watch once, enjoy it and instantly forget it. Therefore, i suppose if that's the kind of film you're looking for then give it a watch. The film offers an interesting plot and sub-plot than delves well into the genres of comedy, action and romance. Also, I personally think that the films two central protagonists Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari both make the film well worth a watch.

Like 08's Pineapple Express, 30 Minutes or Less strives to make-up for it's shortcomings with foul language, nudity, and flat jokes, but with that in mind, it's also important to mention that there's still a lot of fun to be had with this. There are some genuine hilarious moments. The film is short and I think that's the main reason why this was not the disappointment it could have been. Not the best comedy of 2011 but I liked it!

Minutely funny with poor writing abound and one of the worst endings I have ever seen.

In the end, it's just not that funny. It certainly isn't memorable for the most part. The lone bright spot is Michael Peña, whose performance is so committed and hilarious, it makes a bad movie mediocre.

How did people even let this swill into our theaters? This movie just combines everything a twelve year old boy would love and shoves it into a ninety minute supposed comedy that goes by like four hours.

I think it is an awesome movie. Not only is it really funny but also original and everybody are perfect for there roll especially Micheal Pena who plays Chango. They all really make you believe that this could be true.

The film contains a remarkable level of violence, yet never establishes a tone that would make it seem funny or truly shocking; the jokes flounder in an air of half-hearted spite.

As the movie went on I actually hoped it would live up to it's title and last 30 minutes or less. Unfortunately it went on for a **** 83 minutes.

"30 Minutes or Less" is dumb. The action is aided with too obvious CGI and the film's very cliched and skimmed. I suggest watching something alse.

The movie was ok and funny at times but the fact that this film has a messy plot, flat characters, way to fast paced, and the worst ending in recent memory. The movie was still filled with enough fun to enjoy it just that little even with the story being so undeveloped and fast leaving you with no information about what happened.

Eh it was a rather generic comedy. It started off promising but it got so corny and stale that it just ruined the whole experiance of it. Wouldnt recommend this.

All the parts were there, but it did not congeal into a funny movie. Great cast, fun plot, but something was missing. The jokes. There weren't enough of them to satiate someone going to see a comedy. They tried, but swung and missed a lot. There were some funny gags and quips, but so far apart between laughs at a comedy doesn't bode well for the film.

This is one of the dumbest movies I have ever seen in my life, I honestly feel embarrassed that I even watched it. To give it a 1 is being generous. Most of the guys in the film are damn funny, but here this just seems forced. There is no chemistry whatsoever and the script was seemingly written by a seventh grader. Unless you are 13, you will be struggling to find anything remotely humorous or entertaining about it. Aside from a couple (and I literally mean a couple) good laughs, some decent directing and special effects, this film is a total waste of time. Don't even spend a dollar renting it at the Redbox because you will regret it. If you watched this flick, laughed your ass off and totally disagree with this review, then please do the world a favor and go out to the garage, start up the car with the door shut and pretend you have just robbed a bank and are now speeding around town in a classic Datsun with your Indian **** will all be over soon...

30 Minutes or Less is nothing but a dumb movie. The story was so predictable and the way they put it that really **** . It could be a lot funnier but its really wasn't .Jesse-Aziz's duo was the only positive and the best thing in this film .Danny & Niks duo couldnt be more dull and it was the worst also Danny's acting was the worst thing this film and the second worst was Michael Peña as the assassin . And as for Ruben Fleischer's Directing compering to Zombiland 30 Minutes or Less wouldn't even count as a movie to me . So overall Bad script , Bad Acting , Worst Ending but with a great duo of Jesse-Aziz makes "30 Minutes or Less" Mixed to Negative type of movie .

I'm seeing some pretty bad reviews on here for this but I'm not sure why. I was most certainly entertained (possibly because I was rather intoxicated). Maybe seeing this over again would change my mind. Yeah it's not groundbreaking or anywhere near as good as Zombieland but I was entertained. Isn't that what we are looking for?

Ridiculous and outrageous! This is a fun film and pretty much every character is priceless here, especially McBride. Though it is not very inventive, with the exception of McBride's hilarious mind, this film is still enjoyable to watch. I'm glad I did not spend the price of a theatre ticket however.

I was excited to see the movie, as I work next to the location they were using to film it, parked the cars, etc. I will say it's a disappointment. poorly done, language used was not necessary and it certainly was not funny. I'm glad I waited for the DVD to come out, and also glad I got it for free. This is certainly a poor movie. Too much cussing, too much sexual reference, and not funny at all. I can't say anything positive, except when it was finally over. It was a waste of time.

A respectable comedy, not the best I've seen but one of your better options, it's mostly funny because the characters are really just goofy, it does take a while to get into and has some pacing issues, but once the bomb gets strapped to his chest the laughs start, although I feel the excessive use of the F-bomb was often unnecessary and never made anything funnier but instead made the dialog sound like it was coming from bratty 12 year olds as opposed to adults, but still I got laughs from it, so in the end it's a decent comedy with flaws, but it is worth at least a rental.

I only laughed about 3 times through the whole movie, every single member of the cast has done much better movies. I would only recommend if you are looking for something stupid and relatively short.

It was a decent film, Enjoyable through out. I wasnt all that satisfied with the lead characters though, Thought they could have been better. It was your pretty average comedy, Nothing special about it.

So boring i almost cry, this movie is terrible is kind of serious comedy but come on! is very stupid and boring, there´s not a single joke that make me laugh and of course is full of cliches, 1 out of 10

It's truly difficult to dislike this film. It's harmless fun with a decent story and some seriously funny bits. Short and sweet, and could have done with another 30 minutes or so. But rather watch a film wanting more, than struggle through something which feels like it never ends! Very much in the vain of Pineapple Express cross The Hangover. Jesse Eisenberg pulls off funny quite well ... and look out for classic line relating The Social Network - hilarious. McBride and Swardson do what they do best - silly. But the standout for me was Ansari who was very funny and has a thousand different facial expressions. I would buy this on blu-ray for those Friday nights when you are looking for a good laugh.

Unpredictable, outrageous and but inconsistently hilarious! It may seems lack of many factors **** **** guess what I enjoyed it though the dialogues are not so good. The film's plot is just how it is presented, so I will just focus on where the film fell short despite all the ingredients for success failure in the writers side. There were some individual lines that I was stunned actually got into a film with this caliber of people involved just by how stupid they were, but for the most part I found myself in a constant state of enjoyment and the bank robbery scene is one of the funniest of the year for sure. Also ended on a really big laugh, which is always a plus to leave me smiling.

I don't know why everyone was so down on this film, it was really funny and exciting. Danny McBride was hilarious as always, the film never lets up. Should've been a bigger hit, maybe people will find it on DVD?

I was really disapointed by this movie and all the good and funny stuff was in the Red-Band trailer. Don't get me wrong, Jesse Eisenberg's, Aziz Ansari's, and Michael Pena's performance were great with Pena's being the most funniest. Anyway, I was expecting a lot from Ruben Fleischer because he'd already worked with Jesse Eisenberg on Zombieland (which is one of my favorite movies) but this is very disapointing. It's fairly watchable.

Wait-for-it - Don't fall for the advertisements on TV stating every scene is hilarious, unless you care for crude lowbrow comedy, because this film about a small town pizza delivery guy's plan to rob a bank is rarely smart and only occasionally funny.

In all honesty, I wanted this movie to be good. I wanted to laugh, however; watching this, the funniest scenes came from Danny McBride using profanity, and even that wasn't funny. This is one of those movies where all the funny jokes were in the commercials, however, this movie also had all "jokes" (you know, the word Joke), in the commercial, the rest of the movie is Danny McBride...

Damn, Aziz Ansari I went to your new film and you disappointed me by playing the funny minority sidekick to that Facebook guy. And, you were Aziz Ansari playing sidekick to The Facebook Guy. Who cares about the Facebook guy, Columbia--take a risk on something. You made Smurfs 2, didn't you?

This is why I hate Metacritic things like How I met your mother or the Hangover that **** can get high scores but something funny like this gets like a 5.5. That's why so many new movies **** this movie rocks though.Check it out.

Super boring! There was no funny parts. And all the humor was either lame or super dry. The script full of cussing isn't really comedy. The movie is super bland also hardly anyone laughed during the film. Most of the so-so funny scenes were in the trailer. This movie had so much potential but it just failed! BAD MOVIE, DON'T EVEN BOTHER WASTING YOUR MONEY ON THIS CRAP.

You know it's bad when you are seeing a movie for free at an advanced-screening, and when it's over you still want something back in return for having to sit through a P.O.S. like "30 Minutes or Less." This movie doesn't deserve much of my brain power, so I am going to keep it simple: if you are going to make a "comedy" that includes racism, homophobia, violent deaths, misogyny, and is just generally all-around mean-spirited, said movie better be really funny. "30 Minutes or Less" was painfully unfunny, and therefore was painfully offensive. The screenwriters are largely to blame, whom seem to think the key to great comedy is to throw-in the F-bomb a few times every other sentence, but the actors were generally awful too (and I say that as someone who generally likes Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg). They all seemed incredibly unmotivated and uninspired, but who can blame them? This is one of the few films I have ever seen that I would say I actively loathe, and I felt like a worse person for having seen it.

This movie was hilarious. You see such negative views on it simply because of its crude humor. Mainstream media isn't ready to embrace McBride style movies, and as a result, score them low. 30 Minutes or Less is a well written and action packed comedy that leave you wanting more. I can't recommend seeing it enough!

very funny movie. and thats what you want when you go to cinema. i laughed so badly that my stomach started curling. in fact whole of the cinema were going crazy laughing. plot was very unique and loved every aspect of this movie