THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2: Remake

Well, It’s finally here! House of the dead 2 the remake on Nintendo switch, And ****’s so subpar They’ve patched a lot of the initial complaints but something feels so incredibly half baked with this game. I put the original remake to see if it was just me, But it wasn’t. This one has worst graphics and the framerate can slow way down when you have more than a few creatures on screen, The dialogue is god awful but that’s one of the best parts! It’s unchanged from the original, And honestly I’m glad this game exists. Why? Because 3, 4 and overkill are next in line and all those games are much (MUCH) better. This one has terrible music, Terrible dialogue, And it looks like the color orange threw up on the screen. For some reason everything looks oxidized, But it’s fun in a low budget kind of way. On the switch 2 it runs fine, But we will see once the “current gen” version comes out what the improvements and additions are, This game could move used more QOL improvements, But…at least we got something, And for the price of aMcDonald’s meal with a happy meal for your kid, You could do worse. 5/10

I've had this on pre-order since the start of sodding April for a physical edition. Delay, delay, delay, delay is all that those of us who pre-ordered have been greeted with. Only communication I've been able to get as to when it's supposedly going to come out physically is from the good people at PNP Games but I am done. Clearly the developers and/or publisher do not give a single solitary sht for the people that keep them in business so I'm taking my money back. Considering what others are saying about this game if you're reading this and have it on pre-order I suggest you get your money back too, while you still can.