10
This is Simon Says meets Simon Creepily Rubs a Lady's Back. [Feb 2011, p.95]
8
It'll take you mere minutes to complete, but the dark, oily stain that it leaves on your conscience will take years to fully cleanse. [Feb 2011, p.97]
30
This is one of the most limited, shortest and least-worth-your-cash offerings yet in the Wii Shop.
0
Enjoy your massage NOT Warcraft III Reforge lol, way better that what Blizzard did.
10
Much more enjoyable, complex and finished than Warcraft III Reforged! #BoycottActivisionBlizzard
10
It did now /u/Janicc. Do not buy Warcraft 3 Reforged edition, just don't.
Enjoy your massage!
Wii
Released On:
Aug 9, 2010
Metascore
Generally Unfavorable
21
User score
Overwhelming Dislike
1.6
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Goofy writing and the creepy, tame attempts at being pornish aside, EYM is worth a chuckle and not much else.
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This is one of the most limited, shortest and least-worth-your-cash offerings yet in the Wii Shop.
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Whether you beat the game or not, there's no happy ending to Enjoy Your Massage.
Feb 18, 2011
10
This is Simon Says meets Simon Creepily Rubs a Lady's Back. [Feb 2011, p.95]
Feb 1, 2011
8
It'll take you mere minutes to complete, but the dark, oily stain that it leaves on your conscience will take years to fully cleanse. [Feb 2011, p.97]
Dec 24, 2012
1
****...hell? I played this game because I was interested. I left because it ****. This deserves to be in the trash pile for sure. Nothing great, and sometimes creepy---just no. Just no.
Jan 31, 2020
0
Enjoy your massage NOT Warcraft III Reforge lol, way better that what Blizzard did.
Oct 20, 2014
0
y can't it give me back rubs... I'm very stressed at HOW BAD THIS GAME IS. despite not being the worst game I've played (that being disco light) this must be avoided at all costs. no excuses
SummaryCongratulations! You have just been hired as an apprentice masseur at Giselle's beauty farm, one of the most famous in the city. Learn new relaxing massage combination's and use them on your stressed customers. As an apprentice, you'll have to do your best. If your client gets angry, no one will save you from losing your job, but if you ... Read More
Rated E +10for Everyone +10
