sundog005

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

Not sure why this game got 91 on metacritic, does not deserve it sorry. Its average at best and trying so hard to be Thief, Deus Ex and Bioshock it hurts to look at....whoever the writers are need to look up the word pseudo, because that's what you are and that's what this game is, a pseudo game written by pseudo ****'t believe the hype kids. Bioshock Infinite is a fresh crisp raspberry, Dishonoured is one made by a 3d printer.

Lol you can always tell a commercial bimbo game with no soul when all the *mainstream* mentioning no names, gamer magazines/websites are all creaming their cheese in feigned excitement and hype. I imagine none of the reviewers played more than 1-2 hours and got loads off freebies from the publishers for plugging their dross....skip it and buy an indie game you money will go to a better place.

awesome little game, i'm bewildered by the negative **** anyone can criticize this game so heavily is ridiculous I've read their complaints and as a hardcore FTLer of some 89 hours i can tell you most of them are totally unfounded and written by impartial **** you like Sci-Fi and RPG's and don't belong to the "ADD i like my games all graphics and no content and one button wins" generation, buy it.... its cheap and genius, these guys need to be supported.

Some bad trolling and snobbery on Metacritic, this game was ok it didn't deserve the thrashing it got, its not a great game ....but 54? Come on guys you're trolling now. It's streamlined to hell like most other console FPS shooters these days and i pretty much just moved forward and pressed fire the whole game to win **** thats how most of these new shiny wrapper no content games are **** pick on Duke lol, the rest are just as bad. I can't play FPS games much anymore its like my brain starts to devolve back to a primal state they are so dumbed down and simple, atleast Duke has breasts to keep my **** well another complaint the game was too short, another casualty of the new age of bimbo games, the original had 3 chapters all larger than the whole single player campaign it its entirety. But like i said it deserves better than 54...thats just trololol. Same for Mass Effect3 it got destroyed by the fans for some minor **** i just think some people are NEVER satisfied or impartial.

i have NO idea why this got so many negative player reviews, from readind some of them you were all playing a differant game, i'm glad i didn't listen to the incessant whining and went ahead and bought this game anyway. From between the ranting and inexplicable rage i gleaned that most of the complaints are unfounded or just unfair and i think that these people wouldn't of been happy with ANYTHING Bioware did. Great effing game a classic and worthy as a finale its better than a damn movie **** your heart out B5 and Star Trek...even Star Wars, Mass Effect once the movies are released will be up there with them mark my words. (I didn't say better i said *up there with them* btw)

Nice whacky cartoon idea, beginner is great up to level 8 great fun...butttttttttttttttttttttt (yes theres a but) most of the players past that level have learned a exploit/glitch style of play which means they change weapons so fast they are firing 2-3 weapons at you at once, dunno if a patch is gonna fix it, i doubt it i saw level 50's doing it and they must of been around forever so its been in game for a while and not going anywhere....much like Gunz the Duel its turned into a game of those who glitch play and those who don't, the glitch players basically cheats, wtfpwnbbq everyone else who just plays normal....Sorry Microvolts bigggg thumbs down from me, slow the weapon changing down ALOT and you got yourself an epic little game in my humble opinion, otherwise its just another leet club of glitchers who think they are pro because they basically cheat to win. /Uninstall

I played rift til level 30, its a WoW clone like AoC and most MMO's out **** you like that stuff you'll love Rift its WoW in a new setting, ofc it has all the old problems WoW did, Elitism over gear, unbalanced class's that can solo better than others, in fact solo elites in a bikini and not lose any health from what i saw and **** you are a power player and like no challenge and bragging rights its a game for **** Clerics and Mages don't even need to rest or buy drinks, I believe the phrase the players use is "Duracel" Clerics and "Energizer" mages....they seem to be oblivious of the fact that if you are fighting elites solo and not losing health the game is broken badly. The macro system is also a leet kids wet dream of convenience and mash this button to win gameplay, the players didn't even talk to each other in instances or when they did it was a novelty thing, sad proof that tactics and teamwork were not required in this so called MULTIPLAYER **** the trial don't buy it like i did you'll regret it, if you're an old school fairplay gamer like me...unless they fundamentally change it in the new patch which i haven't seen any signs of, i'm not going back....bring on a balanced MMO someone please! sheesh or even something vaguely original lol...i ask too much obviously! apologies *sighes and heads back to skyrim with his tail between his legs* It gets 5 for the cool Rift effects!

Sadly like everyone i disliked the old fashioned disney style graphics...i don't know when the art was made for this game but it looks around the same time World of Warcraft got developed....style wise anyways, the demo even reminded me of -dare i breath that foul word again and live to tell the tale- "Gnomeregan!" ....yes indeed fellow WoW casualties run while you **** twisted slapstick nightmare is influencing games even **** i'll say is its not my kind of "**** lets face it isn't an RPG its a beat um up with a linear plot and some character stuff that just makes you better ****...beating things up. Tekken and Disney and Diablo/WoW had an overhyped baby, end of story....NEXT! my advice do yourself a favour and buy Skyrim instead....unless a real RPG is too taxing for you and you mostly play FPS games and just want shiny things to blow up all day long...ohhhh its pretty!