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User Overview in Games
5.8Avg. User Score
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12(35%)
mixed
12(35%)
negative
10(29%)
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Nov 4, 2016
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare0
Nov 4, 2016
More like Call of Duty: INFANT Warfare. The multiplayer is just... not good. The movement is very scrawny and is difficult, but not in the good 'get used to it and you'll be good' way. The space battles feel like a gimmick to me, and the story is so cliche and poorly written that this is an easy contender for Comedy Game of the Year. I am now pressing F to pay respects, because CoD has fallen from grace and down in a tiny, pint sized cascet. #RIPCOD
PlayStation 4
Sep 17, 2016
Grand Theft Auto V9
Sep 17, 2016
GTA... where do I begin? Well, to make a long story short, I love this game! Perfect? No! But enjoyable, nonetheless. This game will not be for everyone (um, duh!), and if you couldn't get yourself to enjoy San Andreas or GTA IV, you probably won't enjoy this, either. But, I had a blast! For one thing, the visuals look amazing! Although I'm not someone to bag a game over it's a visuals, I can clearly see they put a lot of time and effort into making this game look this good. The story and writing is also interesting. While the narrative can get a little a fuzzy at times, and the characters are not exactly Joel and Ellie or Lee Everett and Clementine, the tale it tells still intrigued me. If you're someone who just looks at GTA V as just a pointless Murder and Crime simulator, I beg you, look deeper into it! It's actually a VERY satirical piece about American culture with crime in it, and let me tell 'ya, I laughed my bum off playing this. Where my issues with this game begin to start are some missions. Sometimes, you'll get stuck on a mission because you didn't look at one obscure detail that you missed, or you'll fail one because you're supposed to be chasing someone and 50 bagillion cars will get in your way and slow you down to a boiling point. Also, I hate flying in this game. Absolutely hate it. I've also heard Online is rather mediocre, but I haven't played that yet. Regardless, GTA V has quickly become one of my favorite games ever made... right up there with The Last of Us, Half-Life 2, and Telltale's The Walking Dead... Season 1 (not so much Season 2).
PlayStation 4
Jun 5, 2016
ROBLOX4
Jun 5, 2016
I was shocked to hear **** was coming to XBOX ONE, mainly because so many of the games created with **** would have a hard time with the transition. I was right to be a bit concerned. While there are some pretty great games in this package (Framed is my favorite of the bunch), there's not so many games here. While I can understand the reasons for limiting the games to a specific number (the dev. actually has to update the game to actually WORK on XBOX), the starting number of these games is very limited, and, in total, kind of a disappointment. One of the biggest flaws with **** on Xbox is that the games are buggy. This, in general, isn't too much on an issue since these games on PC have always been just as buggy, but even then, it's still not inexcusable. Personally, my biggest flaw with this is not something that I've heard allot of people talk about: these games were NEVER meant to be ported onto somewhere else other than PC, and it shows! The UI, while slightly acceptable on PC by a slim chance, is a bit clunky, and takes up a fair amount of the screen space where other things, put in place by the developers of these games, are either hard to see or are out of sight completely. While a few of these games do sort of work with a Gamepad (Framed, again, and Speed Run 4, just to name a couple), allot of them really don't (Phantom Forces is a MASSIVE example of this! It's overly sensitive no matter what your settings are, and does not keep your progress from the PC version, making for an inferior version all around). Another massive flaw that nobody talks about is one that isn't a criticism of the game itself, but rather, a criticism of everything that surrounds the game: it's a real pain to even get working. While it is a common issue with Xbox users to not be able to play their digital games or watch their movies, this is... something else. The ONLY way I got this working was by blindly messing with my console settings, consistently installing and uninstalling the application from my hard-drive, and resetting the console to a tiring point. Many people on the forums have been having this issue, but for now, there is no real statement on this issue. Overall, would I recommend **** on Xbox? Mayyybe? A few games work well with the transition, but many of them just don't. There are a small amount of packaged games, and they're all overly buggy, and, to top it off, it's a real pain to get working in the first place. I know I might be coming back to it for the great games, but they'll always be 10 times better on what they were originally intended to be played on: the PC.
Xbox One
May 6, 2016
Alekhine's Gun2
May 6, 2016
A sad disappointment, even sadder by people blindly praising it before they actually get to see how bad it is. Sound quality, graphics, and A.I. here are at a new low. The gameplay is... okay, but, as a stealth game, this is abysmal! Stealth is made pointless by the, once again, terrible A.I., who will see you lock-picking a door and walk away, like nothing is happening at all. Stealth also has fewer options than in the original game, which came out in 2007! Also, please explain to me why you're handed NOISY guns as a reward for stealth? I'd think that if you were going by the stealthy rules, you'd like something to keep the silence, not just kill it. Also, in case you were wondering, the story isn't too great, either. 2/10, mainly because the first 2 hours or-so aren't so terrible.
PC
Apr 25, 2015
Heavy Bullets7
Apr 25, 2015
Heavy bullets is a fun little game I just bought for 2 dollars. It's a roguelike, and like MANY roguelike's, IT"S HARD. The thing I like about heavy bullets is the fast gameplay, making it so you can speedrun the game, or attempt to, then die trying. However, with that said, there's one flaw to this game: the randomly generated levels. Why? because it can make the game TOO hard sometimes. Turrets are the worst sometimes, but having 6 of them at spawn is insane, yet it happened to me 2 times in a row! Overall, heavy bullets is NOT for everyone (please refer to the 1 anonymous user that gave it a negative rating), but it's also very fun, fast, and HARD. 7/10
PC
Mar 7, 2015
RollerCoaster Tycoon 34
Mar 7, 2015
(0 out of 4 people found your review helpful. Thanks for the feedback) This game is fun if you leave out the fact that 1) you can't kill visitors, something that's been very fun in RCT 1 and 2, 2) Atari went overboard with the franchise but is now trying to patch up all the damage they've done by making a fun looking game by the name of roller coaster tycoon world, and 3) the game just gets boring after a while. I like to play sandbox because then I'm not limited to what I do but even then it gets boring, and 4) it kinda lags a bit. I had fun playing this in years that weren't 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, and 2010, because now the game shows its age and now that Atari realizes that the best choice was not to continue releasing crappy DS ports and pay2play iPhone games, they're trying hard to make a good game. Though this is all bad, I liked being able to see my coasters from the first person, something not capable in RCT 1 and 2, and there are tons of mods for this game. Other than that, if you are still interested in this game, buy it on steam when it's really cheap on something like a weekly deal or a seasonal sale.
PC
Mar 7, 2015
Five Nights at Freddy's 35
Mar 7, 2015
[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]
PC
Dec 26, 2014
Destiny4
Dec 26, 2014
This game IS disappointing, and will always be thought of as disappointing, but why? The first obvious reason of because of the hype. Looking at this game a year on IGN's E3 page made it feel like I was geared to enjoy this game, but now looking back at that, I cry. I cry because destiny is a game that had epic potential... but WASTED it on a weak story, repetitive (at best) gameplay, and Peter Dinklage opening doors for you and giving pointless monologues that serve no purpose other than to make you hate the loading screens. The story is filled with SO much holes it's not funny, and Activison is now using DLC as an excuse to fill the holes. But the worst problem is being forced to play with a network connection. For the past 2 days, the PSN has been hacked by a group of dumbass 12 year old kids known only as the 'lizard squad', and even when they're done with their DDoS attacks, SONY has to patch everything that went wrong. Search up '#PSN' on Google/twitter and see what I mean. This is especially sad because this means you can't play destiny if you wanted to. Don't blame Bungie for that, internet, the lizard squad did it. Overall, disappointing. Some missions are fun, yet still repetitive, and I've heard the dark below isn't doing all too well. Let's hope destiny 2 is good... if there even will BE a destiny 2.
PlayStation 4
Oct 31, 2014
The Walking Dead: 400 Days6
Oct 31, 2014
[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]
PlayStation Vita
Oct 6, 2014
Minecraft6
Oct 6, 2014
Now, I have had time to try this for real. The gameplay is simply minecraft, which is great and all. But sadly, because of the PS3's space limitations (responsible for such ports as skyrim) it can be a bit buggy at times and you will experience framerate drops and dips from here to there. Now that the PS4 version is out, the reason to buy this now is only if you don't have a PS4, or will get one at a later date. Overall, a good game, just a MEH port due to the hardware limitations.
PlayStation 3
Oct 6, 2014
Disney's TRON: Evolution5
Oct 6, 2014
Tron evolution... where do I begin? I was given this by a friend on Christmas of 2011. CHECK. I played for a few minutes before realizing it was a very MEH game. CHECK. This game had an interesting concept, make a tie-in game to 2010's tron legacy (which was panned by critics unfortunately). However, as with most tie-in games, they're flawed, and this is just an example at a flawed one. First problem I have right off is the story. For a prequel, the story is the heart, but the story is not anything we haven't seen before, considering this is 1 out of 3 prequels for tron legacy? THREE? yes, three. 1 is this game, the other one is some werid comic book, and the last is that TV show on that disney channel. Next is the gameplay itself. Now where do I start with the gameplay? It's very much prince of Persia, with a god awful camera, and a **** ton of wall jumping and etc. That's it. Sure, multiplayer is okay and lets you ride on a light cycle much like the movie, but that is only OKAY and a feature that felt like it was put in at the last second for fan service. Okay, I do admit it is fun when it works, but just like prince of Persia, the wall jumping controls are very sticky, so sticky indeed that you'll be screaming at your TV "WHY THE HELL WON'T HE GO UP THE WALL?". As for the 3D, I am wordless, even though I own a 3D TV. I saw that they just released this on steam, but considering what most PC ports are nowadays, and that it's 20 bucks and has no community reviews yet, I'm backing away. 5 out of 10. It's fun when it works, but it's frustrating and the story suffers because (in terms of the prequels we've seen to the movie's story so far) it's not really original. Overall I would think that this game really had potential, but it suffers from what I call "rushed game syndrome".
PlayStation 3
Sep 21, 2014
Deus Ex: Human Revolution9
Sep 21, 2014
(Please note: CoD will be mentioned in this review allot, those games ****, and if you like them, I advise you stop reading my review now, and go hit yourself atop the head with a brick, and hand over your precious cash for the new CoD that might just happen to be the same with a few minor tweaks, all while saying "Duh". And yes, I'm joking, if you didn't know that already then hit the books, not literally or physically). So my original review was based on my first impressions. I still haven't beaten this yet, but I damn as well can tell ya, this game is worth every cent. It's not perfect in a half-life or zelda way, and though I haven't played the original nor the crappy sequel, I love this game. The A.I. is not always that smart however, and compared to the PC port (no, not the directors cut), you may experience framerate drops, and/or long loading screens. The RPG elements work I guess... but the only reason why I tried my hardest to find the praxis points was to well... improve my stealth. One nitpick I have this game, however, is the way the guns work. Now, I'm not asking for a Call Of Duty level of violence and gunplay, because that would have RUINED the stealth, much like the **** Call Of Duty: Ghosts (P.S. CoD is crap). I'm saying that if they do make a sequel to this (not 'the fall', as the PC port for that was lackluster, and weaker than the mobile version), that's another thing they can improve on. Now for the things I really like (so far): -The Sci-Fi setting is awesome, I really like how it places you in the middle of a war without going all rambo style or CoD style. -The story seems fresh and a departure from crappy stories before it (of course, the walking dead and the last of us both have really good post-apocalyptic plots too, but those were before this game). -The stealth is... good. After going through unit 13 (and finding out that the stealth in that game can't really be called "stealth"), and playing this fantastic game, I'm glad to see a good and *NEW* game that does stealth in all the right ways, especially if you have upgrades. Overall, I'll give the actual game a 9 out of 10, but the console ports an 8 out of 10. Pros: +Great story and setup +Fantastic world design +Great stealth and stealth mechanics +Functional and meaningful upgrades system Cons: -Often framerate drops on PS3 -Long loading screens -Poor gunplay on consoles This game is great overall, and if you can get a good deal on this game, then I highly recommend it, the steam version is great... if you can accept that they've removed the version that had better graphics.
PlayStation 3
Aug 30, 2014
Binary Domain6
Aug 30, 2014
You know, for a while now I've wanted to play this, and when PS Plus gave it to me, who could resist? I mean, the setup is pure brilliance: You play a member of some force with a terminator-like setup, and you can use your mic to give tips to your fellow followers, but be careful because if you play your dice wrong, your teammates will no longer follow in your orders. Just thinking about that, the first thing that comes to mind is how FRICKEN AWESOME it would be to play. But... remember siri on the iPhone? Remember how she would get things wrong even when you said them with perfection? ...that's kinda like the commands system in this game. Don't get me wrong, it's functional, but even while testing I got allot wrong. At least it works for actual gameplay, but even then it's kind of hard to try to give you fellow teammates commands. I still haven't tried multiplayer, and I will soon. The gunplay also works in a way that's fine, and when your not raging over how the damn microphone can't pick up a single f*cking thing you're saying, the teammates aren't too forgettable, then again, I've seen more memorable characters in the likes of the walking dead and the last of us. The story, however, is mediocre at best. The terminator-like setup gets you excited to hear what the story is, then you watch a few cut scenes that can be described in 1-2 sentences... wow. It is a fun game to play, don't get me wrong, but it's also really flawed in the areas that had me mostly hyped for it. 6 out of 10, +Fun Gunplay +a great setup... -...that's partially wasted due to technical issues and so forth. Though I have a ruff time suggesting this, if you can get past screaming in the microphone because the game won't pick up a damn thing you're saying, then I would recommend you pick this up, whether it be boxed or digital.
PlayStation 3
Aug 16, 2014
The Walking Dead: A Telltale Games Series - Game of the Year Edition10
Aug 16, 2014
Now, originally I gave this a 9.9 out of 10 saying that though I hadn't beat it quite yet, I had LOVED IT. Really, this game is good that it deserved to be ported to almost every damn console. I walked into 'the walking dead' a little sour, it was 2012 (or 2013), I had gotten the first 2 episodes on my PS3 for free from PS Plus. Of course, the series was not over yet and with the good reviews the series had gotten, I tried it. I had played a little bit of the first episode and had gotten SO stuck that I walked away with a sour face on. Then, in Christmas of 2013, I had gotten the vita with the walking dead bundle. Now, I had seen this bundle in very few places, at most I would see it in the nearest gamestop, or in those rigged arcade machines when I was in an arcade. Now that I have it, and beat it, here is my review. The walking dead, at first sounds like the last of us but its NOT. While the last of us had you escorting a teenage girl with a cure, the walking dead has no backstory behind the disease, and instead of going for a "GRITTY, EDGY" art style, it kinda reminds me of XIII, because of that games comic art style. Now, at first this seems like a zombie action game... with heavy story, kinda like the last of us, but you'd be HORRIBLY wrong. The walking dead is rather a point and click puzzle adventure game with zombies. You may scratch your heads and say "that sounds stupid", but I ensure you, you'd STILL be wrong. The puzzles are brilliant, and really make you see whats around you. The story and presentation are heavy as hell, but thats what makes this adventure so damn good. The story, starts slow, but as it progresses, you have to make certain choices, like wether you should save survivor a, or survivor b. The ending had me in tears, and is probably one of the emotional ones I've seen by far. I won't spoil anything, because this is one YOU should play YOURSELF, don't let lets plays ruin the game for you, and only use walkthroughs when stuck, thats my advice. Now onto the port. Sometimes, when a game gets its chance onto other consoles, it may not turn out too well, but sometimes it will work. Now wether this an example of an good port or it, it's definitely a fine one. It comes with ALL the episodes, and in case you've seen that other bundles have that, this one comes with the 400 Days expansion pack. The only real problem I have with the port is the "touchscreen mode". The touchscreen mode just f*cks everything up for the game if you have it on. For starters, you get the good impression that you DON'T have to log the cursor around (not that that was bad or anything), then you realize that once on, you can ONLY use the touchscreen, which mucks up the visual art style, and makes moving your character 10 times harder than it should be. Now, with an iPhone, iPod, iPad, or any other phone-like device, it kinda worked, but that was because the iPhone and iPod have tiny screens, with the PS Vita's screen being so wide, it practically makes the mode of no use unless your fingers are tired of using the thumb sticks, but in that case TAKE A BREAK. The worst part: in order to even turn it on/off, you HAVE to, and I mean you HAVE to quit your game, so if your game hasn't autosaved in a while, and the touchscreen mode is biting you, your basically screwed. Overall: Actual Game 10/10 Pros: +Amazing story/great cast +The ending will have you in tears +The puzzles are smart and work +Hooray for morality choices that WORK! Cons: NONE Overall, PS Vita port, 9/10 Pros: +Includes all the episodes... +Plus 400 days if you want that +It works... Cons: -...Just expect allot of freeze frames and loading screens -The touchscreen mode is not that good If you haven't played the walking dead yet, you're missing out on what will become a classic one day.... unless your a 12 year old who sits inside playing Call Of Duty all day.
PlayStation Vita
Jun 30, 2014
Game Dev Tycoon8
Jun 30, 2014
So, I reviewed this game when I still hadn't gotten the new updates that I'd wanted. Looking at it now with my steam key in hand, I can see where everyone went with this. The reason why I rated it slightly lower though, is not because of the update or patch or so forth, but rather some of the mods. Now, to be honest, I like the mods, even though theres not to many of them. But when you can click a button that will give you hours of FUN for free, whats the point? The update was awesome, though it took some of the charm off that would make me stay on for hours on end, TRYING to reach the end without reaching for the "cheatmenu" to give me billions of dollars and a team of highly trained cheaters (*ahem*) I mean employees FOR FREE. It is still a great game, but unless you want to bored, stay away from the cheat mods.
PC
Jun 30, 2014
Lone Survivor9
Jun 30, 2014
(NOTE: I forgot to mention this in the review a few months ago, but here it is: Lone Survivor is NOT for everyone. As a matter a fact, all the people I know actually pass on it. So why should you play it? the game can be good depending on your tastes. If you like old games, or hell, even scary ones for that, you should give it a shot, if you want to try out the survival horror genre, you could try, but like most of the people I know, you might pass on it. So even though I gave this game a high rating, I still don't recommend this game all in all to EVERYONE but the people who know whats in the package and/or have played games in the same genre. Not that thats out of the way, you may continue onto reading this review) (ORIGINALLY POSTED ON: March 21, 2014) This game is epic, really. Now, I wouldn't praise it as "THE BEST HORROR INDIE TITLE OUT THERE EVER" because, while it is a thrill and joy to be playing, it just isn't the best ever. First of: the controls. They work at times, but you will find yourself in moments where the controls outright feel awkward, the shooting works, but its not always plan a and if you want a GOOD ending, it's best you barley even use it at all. Second off: gameplay. This game can be fun and shocking, at the same time, the horror is there, and this game is not action driven (DEAD SPACE *COUGH* *COUGH*), and thats where this "survival" aspect takes a turn for the better. As I mentioned before, some of the controls can feel awkward, and while this doesn't affect the gameplay too much, it still makes some areas harder than they should have been! And finally: you will get stuck... ALLOT! unless you don't have the right mind to know what to do next, or if you don't have a walkthrough with you, this game can be a real pain in the butt. Thirdly, the music and sound design. The music feels catchy, scary, and sometimes nice. Sound plays a major part in this game, or does it? sure its nice to have sound on to know exactly where monsters are, which is a cool concept so your not forced with the peek-a-boo method. I also like how you stick with a pistol and a pistol, because then it can focus more on the horror aspect, and less on the "LETS SHOOT EVERYTHING WE SEE CALL OF DUTY STYLE". And lastly, replay value and lasting appeal. While some may argue that this has no replay value, it seems... false. If you DON'T know what I'm talking about look no further then the multiple ending. There are three endings, the red ending, the blue ending, and the green ending, its easy to guess which ending is which but if you haven't figured that out yet, here's what each colors ending represents: RED ENDING/PILL = BAD ENDING, BLUE ENDING/PILL = BAD/GOOD ENDING, GREEN ENDING/PILL = GOOD ENDING. It's not easy to get the good ending ether, which adds on the challenge of NOT massacring everything you see, and the replay value of "well i got the blue/red ending, might as well try again". The lore behind this (to me) was interesting, though for some the endings are hard to figure out, unless you've gotten time to think about them, or you watched an explanation video of it. Another problem about this game is that while the lore/story overall is good it can be hard to explain without giving away spoilers of any kind. Also, the game can be found as short, depending on how well you play it (LIKE MOST VIDEO GAMES), if you find it easy, or this is your second time playing it, you may finish it within 1, 2, or 3 hours, but if this is your first time, 3, 4, 5, 6, or heck even 7 HOURS. Another awesome thing is that if you have a Playstation plus account you can get this for free right now (but I didn't come to spread the word). 9.75 OUT OF 10 PROS: -Smart gameplay and/or mechanics -Interesting story -Great use of horror -Awesome soundtrack -Controls are good most of the time but... CONS: - ...it can feel awkward sometimes -Can be found as short
PlayStation Vita
Jun 30, 2014
Unit 132
Jun 30, 2014
I got this for free on PS Plus a while ago, but never downloaded it until a few days ago, then continued to delete it, bring it back, and delete it again. Why? Because Unit 13 is a shallow and repetitive game. It controls all right, and I'll give it that, but the missions are the SAME, and not to forget the enemy designs.... you'll probably see the same 3 skins throughout the game. Then, there's stealth. Now, the concept was neat that you shouldn't go guns blazing, and kinda reminded me of GOOD games like deus ex, only it was executed HORRIBLY. The stealth is of one thing in Unit 13: Hit the O button, hope to hell that you weren't seen by the really bad A.I., and kill the first guy you want to... or just wait forever, and punch the guy who just stands there. But as if the "stealth" wasn't bad enough, its not really stealth. In games like the thief series, you can at least hide bodies and if they are seen, your dead meat! But in Unit 13 it plays a little like this: NOBODY CARES. The gunplay is also very mediocre! Overall, I went into Unit 13 trying my hardest to like it, but with the horrific AI to the repetitive objectives and enemy skins to the sadly BAD stealth, I can say I'm putting this game down FOR GOOD. Also, if you got this on the PSN or got it for free from PS Plus, be prepared to find out that for online play... you need to have a pass, or spend money on an add-on that enables it. Maybe I would've loved this if I got into the S.O.C.O.M. series, but I didn't so I hate this, and that's final.
PlayStation Vita
Jun 5, 2014
Perfect Dark (2000)6
Jun 5, 2014
If you guys are questioning my 6... keep reading. Goldeneye 007 should be known as a cult classic, and thank god a spiritual successor exists. Pros: -The graphics... holy crap the graphics! this (at the time) was a major improvement on goldeneye, and probably some of the best from the N64 -It actually looks pretty nice, graphics or not, give this game a try -Cool Challenge mode -This game went on to shape one of my favorite games ever made: timesplitters 2 and 3 -The setting is cool as hell! and thanks to the pretty outdated graphics, story missions are AWESOME looking. -You start in the HQ, which you can explore to see many different things about the game Cons: -The A.I. is NOT too great. while it seems pretty good in the story mode, but in challenge mode, the enemy's run into WALLS and when they do see you they run anywhere EXCEPT you location, and only shoot when you're REALLY close, though, the A.I. in this game is better then some of the A.I. on the newer games (Thor god of thunder, the walking dead survival instinct, etc.) -The multiplayer... yeah its great and all but I still think goldeneye had it better. -The story mode is pretty cool, but REALLY frustrating -The controls are not to great... if you like games where if you press up, you look down, this isn't much of a problem, but considering goldeneye didn't do it like this, and how uncomfortable it is ruins it, also, no, you can't change it. -While the HQ is nice and vast... its really easy to get lost in. So that's my review. Don't ask me about zero or what the f*ck the were thinking on that one... because I never played it, nor do I own a 360! This game is a classic, just be aware of the package.
Nintendo 64
May 17, 2014
Minecraft5
May 17, 2014
Now, let me make this clear, I don't HATE minecraft, as it is a VERY well made game! but the real problem lays within the community. Sure, the mods are fun, and I spent quite a while playing M.C.A. or minecraft comes alive But when XBOX players criticize a port thats NOT on XBOX for not being on XBOX (and not even trying it), and your community starts going on a rampage of calling everything a "ripoff" and not giving poor devs a chance, even if their game is very original or good in its own ways, I'm done. Minecraft is fun, and multiplayer CAN be fun, but I'm not so sure your game is safe when you have a pirated version out there donning the title "minecraftSP" for free, I have a bad feeling. 5 OUT OF 10 FOR THE COMMUNITY, 8 OUT OF 10 FOR THE GAME.
PC
Mar 29, 2014
Flappy Bird0
Mar 29, 2014
Oh dear god do I even need to do this? Well, it works but that doesn't necessarily mean its a good game. Also, all you ####s out there thinking you can make a butt load of cash making clones of this already DREADFUL game... your wrong. Just this damn game alone has caused allot of phones to break, allot of people (who don't know better) to cry, etc. Sure, it works but I don't even like the game. It tries to market on what mobile aholes do best: HAVING YOU DO THE SAME CRAP OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Also, everybody who gave this game a 10 out of 10 here deserves a slap on the face. If this isn't too much of a review for you, and its CONSTANTLY bugging you, no need to worry, I'm about to get into that RIGHT NOW. First off, there's no real novelty to this piece of iTurd, this is an overrated piece of crap. Second off, this game will have your friends constantly bugging you until they beat you score. And lastly, this game is SO overrated and s####y that it has already gotten a bizzilion (not really) of clones, some include flash game versions. With this out of the way BACK AWAY FROM FLAPPY BIRD, oh wait, the creator ALREADY did that by removing it off the app store... SCOOOORE!
iOS (iPhone/iPad)
Jan 18, 2014
BioShock Infinite9
Jan 18, 2014
Fun, and awesome. The story was at most pretty good and without giving away spoilers: It gets CRAZY, the PS move support felt more like playing CoD on Wii, and there were some frame rate drops, if you are a PS Plus member, luckily this is free until a certain time. Still I would highly recommend this.
PlayStation 3
Nov 30, 2013
RollerCoaster Tycoon 3D2
Nov 30, 2013
and one may say we waited for a new rollercoaster tycoon game, and this is what we got. YES there was a teaser for RCT4, but that was "German" according to the video and YouTube and their Facebook page. While Germans MAY be getting RCT4 soon, THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. (I hope that trailer wasn't fake)
3DS
Nov 30, 2013
Angry Birds Star Wars3
Nov 30, 2013
When a game costs twice as much as it did before and is broken, why buy it? In other words: activison angry birds THIS CRAP. You're better off with the mobile versions.
Xbox 360
Nov 24, 2013
OMG Zombies8
Nov 24, 2013
A pretty well done mini. This game is more strategy than action, so if you're big into games like L4D or L4D2 (left 4 dead or left 4 dead 2) and are/is expecting that same action, you may not like this as much. Gladly this game KINDA has a story, but it is mostly non-existent, the zombie sounds, difficulty, and music however are what make this game GREAT! But, For a better quality: Get this on the PSP! PS Plus gave me this a while back before the stopped with the minis and themes, and I didn't get too into it at first! REMEMBER: This game is more of a zombie puzzle action game.
PSP
Nov 24, 2013
Silent Hill9
Nov 24, 2013
Fun and very VERY scary. This game is classical, and the real only reason I gave this a 9 out of 10 is PSP/PS3 Downloadable "PS Classic". While the PS3 version was fully functional, the PSP version was a nonfunctional DISASTER. The PSP version plays normally... until you get to the part where you HAVE to fire your gun or you die. This happened simply because SONY didn't fix this and simply slapped the PSP also works too sticker on there. Yes, while you can change the controls, I found a strange type thing where I accidently pushed tons of buttons, and being the OLD game that it is there was NO WAY to change them back unless YOU remembered which button did which, making silent hill A DISASTER to play on the PSP, People DON'T BUY THIS JUST FOR THE PSP!
PlayStation
Nov 24, 2013
Pursuit Force6
Nov 24, 2013
Actually pretty fun at times. If you're expecting a realistic police simulator (I don't know why you would) DON'T BUY THIS And I'll tell you why eventually. If you want a police game where you are part badass, maybe. In this game you play as a police that murders EVERYTHING DAMN thing HE COMES IN CONTACT WITH (not civilians and other good people). I know the idea of killing every damn thing that is BAD around you is strange mixed with the concept that this game is about REMOVING CRIME. But this game is this game, and it is pretty damn strange.
PSP
Nov 24, 2013
Killzone: Liberation8
Nov 24, 2013
Quite addicting, but it's not all to easy to get into. Yes, if you loved the original killzone (or 2 and/or 3) chances are you will love this. It is fun, though while it tells a story, I never really played for the story, since the story REALLY is like killzone 1's story only without the parts where it actually explains WHY these two factions or teams or sides or WHATEVER are/is fighting. Also, some of the controls say "Press and hold" when really I held the button down without pressing it, and it happens to work anyways CONTROOOOLS! This game is still very fun and enjoyable, and if you like this, chances are you will be playing mercenary soon. Luckily, if you had a PS3 and a PSP when the networks were done with the long waiting (if you haven't heard of the hack that occurred on the PSN in 2011) you would get this FOR FREE (along with other games such as, LBP PSP and Police Force). It doesn't take a killzone addiction to love this game, really. This game is a great PSP shooter overall and is HIGHLY recommended. If you love killzone, play this.
PSP
Nov 24, 2013
I Must Run!5
Nov 24, 2013
This game can be described as an OKAY mini and a slower version of cannabalt. I really only see the reason for minis is the PSP, since playing them on the PS3 is like having a little PSP emulator that doesn't play all great games, and I can see one reason of the mini's discontinuing is the PS Vita would come out soon, and another reason: THEY WERE REALLY ONLY ENJOYED ON THE PSP. So now onto the review: This game claims to have plot when you hover around it with the PSP/PS3 but really when you start it up the plot is non-existent. This game can also be REALLY harsh at times, too, and a good example of this is THIS: So I'm running on a builiding and then JUST before I double jump to the new building, I fall AND DIE, which is a poor design choice, too. This game can be entertaining, But DON'T expect TONS of entertainment. This game is a disappointment to those who have played cannabalt, and love it, but it is great to those who played cannabalt and hated it and/or those who haven't played cannabalt yet. But still, this will frustrate you with it's somewhat poor design choice.
PSP
Nov 24, 2013
Cortex Command9
Nov 24, 2013
First off: REALLY IGN? Now: This game is great and fun! The game is fun to mod, and if you like games with mods like quake, this would be recommended, BUT NOT FOR THE CAMPAIGN. The 2 hour long campaign is very hit and miss, where as there are also difficulty bumps. What are difficulty bumps? Difficulty bumps are where there is a easy level then the next level is REALLY hard, and afterwards and the next level is REALLY EASY, The tutorial, however can be useful and fun. Mods can be crazy and fun, like for example, There is a mod that gives you ALLOT OF CRAP, that can be fun to screw with! Endless Skirmishes can be fun too, and lets not forget multiplayer (It's local ONLY, so a controller MIGHT be recommended). I have heard of some bugs but I never found any. So overall SCREW THE CRITICS THIS GAME IS EPIC, only pay attention to the reviews because of: Bugs? and/or the hit and miss campaign.
PC
Sep 1, 2013
SimCity Societies7
Sep 1, 2013
Well what can I say it's... okay. I bought this for REALLY cheap and started playing it. It's pretty easy. Well then my computer was having problems and i needed to reload it. After that I forgot about the game and started to do other things on my computer. Though, I lost the code and I cannot re install.
PC