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It’s a modern Disney product; you already know it’s embarrassing garbage and if you don’t get that Star Wars is a dead IP at this point then I don’t know what to tell you.

It’s about what you expect from a nuHBO show: terminally woke, poor writing and not a single character you like enough to care about. This is on par with Night Country.

I genuinely can’t even imagine how hopelessly cringe a person would need to be to find any moment of this funny.

Disney’s unbelievably long string of massive failures continues with Agatha All Along. A tediously progressive, unfunny, boring slog custom-made for the kind of men who visit Reddit and the kind of women who drink their dinner from a box.

The first season was so bad I could not finish it. This one is even worse. Still, at the end of the day, it’s pretty funny Amazon burned a billion dollars making this horrible shlock.

I think most people can agree at this point, that star wars is a dead IP. Truthfully, it’s been dead for a good while; fans aren’t mad about terrible shows and films from Disney anymore, they’re just apathetic. Well, Disney has made sure that there is no chance of fixing the brand, by releasing The Acolyte, one of the worst pieces of media I’ve ever seen in my entire life. This show was the final nail in the coffin of Star Wars, and at this point, all I can say is RIP Bozo.

I can’t tell if it’s as bad or worse than season 1, but only because it’s hard to judge the appropriate measure of awfulness when it’s THIS bad.

Woke, pandering, awful writing, terrible performances, some of the worst fight choreography I’ve ever seen. A failure in absolutely every way. Or, par for the course for Disney.

Let’s be frank, season 4 killed any good feelings I ever had about this show. While season 5 isn’t as bad as its predecessor, it isn’t good enough to compensate for what came before.

Truly awful. Some decent performances but with a plot and writing that is so bad it feels like Reddit became sentient and penned the entire thing.