SomeGuyYouDunno

Why did this have to **** balls? The 360 version ****. Why? Cuz EA just went "Okay **** this let's get to the XBOX One crap!" This is why the 8th gen versions are WAY better! Get this: when I loaded the game, it told me to donate 1.4 GB for mandatory HD content. Then, they got sneaky and forced me to used a hard drive, which was 110 dollars. WHAT THE H***!!! So I got it after New Year's Eve and it worked. AND IT ****. The graphics look good up close, but objects randomly appear from a distance, which makes this feel like the first NFS. Plus, the AI is too smart and handling too stiff for anything to work. The drifting is a disaster! Plus, the only cars in this game are sports coupes! I want to be able to drive more than that, and Evoque and Raptor and BAC and Ariel Atom, but EA put (here I lose control) 1 PERCENT OF THEIR COMMON SENSE INTO THIS PIECE OF F****** SH**!!! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN!!!??? COULD IT BE LESS DISAPPOINTING! EA, WHAT'S HAPPENING!? OH, AND WHY IS THERE NO PAUSE BUTTON!? I don't use XBOX LIVE so I would probably get a better experience if I connected, but the single player is really that bad? Oh, and BTW, the game loads too long, not too frequently. Pros: Good graphics up close, more customization options than Most Wanted, sort of engaging, that's all folks. Oh, if you destroyed your USB to make it XBOX compatible, can you make it compatible with Windows again?

Do NOT buy this piece of crap. Everything is wrong. The graphics, dialogue, and every other factor in a game was lazily constructed. And, oh my god, the GLITCHES. A. Landscape setup problems B. Uncontrollable power slides C. Falling under the sandbox D. Invisible walls and floors E. Driving through some objects F. Text following you saying "all enemies in the area are dead" They should make a Ride to Hell landfill.

It's so scary it got the "Most Likely to Make You Faint" award at some conference. No kidding. Sure, it's not as good as Amnesia, but this gets a nine for its astounding performance on the PC. I heard this is also for the PS4. The graphics are real and dim, creating a creepy mood. The constant scares and enemies are scary and good-looking (sometimes, you don't even KNOW whether he would attack!), and with the game in a first-person view is excellent. With breathing, footsteps, and limbs. However, there's so much gore, I could puke. Plus, the ending. WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE THINKING! It's really disappointing to find out at the very end of the game that the developers just said, "Hey, let's just kill Miles, since we don't know what other b****in' thing to do!" Still, cheers for Red Barrels (as leonov said)! Actual Score: 9.5

Sure I get what these negative reviews are going at, but this game overall deserves a higher score than this, even though the flaws are foolish. Let's start with what ****. The menu is so diffucult to navigate because the Kinect doesn't respond. I thought you could play Luke or Han or at least ANYBODY but instead we get people like Fenella Druce, what? I mean, if you can't use the characters we know and love, then can we at least use our own XBOX avatars? Overall, your options (minigames, characters, etc.) are limited, as if it matters! Right now, I'm about to go over my reception for the minigames: Story Mode and Duel: YAHOO!!! Wait a sec, you can actually TEXT and make it past the first level. BECAUSE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WAVE YOUR HAND!!! Podracing: Fun! Great graphics and effects, but just so imprecise! Rancor Rampage: Pointless, but just SO fun seeing me brutally destroy this primitive village! Galactic-Dance Off: OH MY GAWWWWWWWDDDD!!!!! WOO HOO!!! CMON GUYS LET'S BOOGIE!!!! Scan M-Tag: I don't know what THAT is. Well, this game could do a better job, but why did this get such low scores? I really don't understand despite how imprecise the game is.

This game generally had some problems. To start off, optional races in the game have ridiculously easy opponents that drive at 75 mph! Also, the games traffic is limited and the cops chase you for 5 seconds before they give up. Graphics and damage is sloppy, but I liked some parts despite the flaws. The handling is easy to maneuver, if too fast paced with faster cars. There are abundant vehicle and customization options, and four cities, San Diego, Detroit, Atlanta, and now Tokyo. Sandbox is small but the ultimate playground. I also liked the sound effects and the cutscene dialogue and graphics. Also, I pretty much turned addicted to this somehow. However, I gave this a six because of several bad design choices.

True crap. Just bad. Impossible to finish the game without crying in frustration. Plus comes the worst camera in a video game. shoddy graphics, and a bunch of creepy stuff like cupcakes melting, mouths on walls, and Grandma's teeth coming to life. I also didn't like the incredibly short length, bad controls and weapons, and bad dancing (Ninjabread dances in the Dough-Jo level when he gets a scroll.)Oh, and BTW, the game was made on the same platform as Anubis 2. COULDN'T THEY TRY A BIT HARDER!!!???

Trust me, this isn't as bad as you think. The graphics are nice, available characters aren't to short (even though we should be able to use our Xbox Avatars), and the game is very responsive. So what could possible go wrong? Voice acting. "Kick him in the groin." What? Useless moves. The moves in this game generally aren't useful in real-life situations, so you might as well buy pepper spray instead. The lack of anything game-like. You know what? Look up some gameplay and you'll get it. This could have slaughtered Ubisoft, even though I didn't say this was ultra-abysmal, as Ubisoft has also created a lot of bad games, such a Charlie's Angels or Driver 3.

Best racing game EVAAR. I loved the graphics of the cars and the passengers, which aren't the most detailed but is good. Handling is a bit handbrake-heavy but generally good to maneuver. I especially loved shift and the other abilities. Possessing another car in 5 seconds? Awesome! However, I didn't like the difficult challenges, and could there be more Japanese cars besides Nissan? Perhaps a Lancer? Plus, the bad voice acting, even though, eh, it doesn't really matter in a game like this. However, I have to say, this is one of the most addicting games I've ever tried. Beyond cool. A must-have. The future of racing games STARTS HERE.

Fun is one word to certainly describe Smash Bandits. You can literally hit litter and traffic without taking damage. The game's graphics are nice, and the power-ups, though expensive, are a good aid. However, vehicle variety is generally limited, and how do you take damage, you ask? By **** on the side of a lousy building. Plus, everything in the game is SO EXPENSIVE!!! However, if you want to get a sick thrill of a street racing game, Smash Bandits MUST be considered.

Fun, addicting, and overall great in nearly every aspect. I loved the beautiful graphics, soundtrack (I couldn't stop singing Still Alive!) and detailed sound effects and first-person view. Once, a critic said the game was "poetry in motion." He's right. Everything I like about the game is nothing compared to the experience no gamer before 2009 ever had. It was the feeling of rhythm and joy. However, I do concern the blurry textures in the game sometimes, creepy character models, bad combat, short and complex story, and ruthless gun aim (why is it SO PRECISE!?) But overall, I just love this. Worth the price. Any reviews with a rating lower than this should be ignored. If you don't have this game and you are a game addict, it's sad you don't have it. Seriously, this game has got to be played.