PsychoCarbo

05/10 Meh. ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Byutchifu Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent☐ Entry-level gaming PC☐ Fast☐ Rich bastard☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some sweet talk☐ Average☐ Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun☐ Watch paint dry instead☐ Not really☐ Mehh Good☐ Excellent!☐ “I know kung fu!” ---{ Grind }--- You’ll need a second life to grind☐ Grindaholic☐ Average level of grind☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ No need ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn, hard to master☐ Requires attention☐ Significant brain usage Hard☐ Dark Souls☐ What’s your IQ?☐ Hawking teamed up with Neil deGrasse Tyson to build a time machine, find Einstein and Tesla, and create this game. ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Just enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- Once is enough☐ Only if you’re going for achievements☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… You didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor bugs☐ Can be annoying☐ You’re going to swear…☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ The game itself is one giant bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has multiplayer, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… A lonely, forgotten wasteland☐ Meh, it’s actually kind of fun☐ Call your friends!☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ I’m deaf now☐ Bad Acceptable☐ Good☐ Very good☐ Audiorgasmic ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Adults Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! The price is fair If it’s on sale☐ If you have some money to spare☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 07 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Between Time: Escape Room had everything it needed to be one of those games that would keep me racking my brain for hours. And at first, I really thought it ****’s the second escape room of this kind that I’ve tried to play. The first one was so full of bugs that I could barely enjoy the experience. At least there’s one important improvement here: the game works. You can explore the environments, interact with the mechanisms, and actually make progress without having to fight against the game itself. But after a while, that logic starts to fall apart.Some puzzles become difficult, not because they require reasoning, but because it’s not clear what the game wants you to do. And that completely ruins an escape room. There’s a huge difference between being stuck for twenty minutes and finally figuring out the logic, and having to look up a solution that doesn’t even seem to make ****’s a shame, because there’s potential here. The idea of traveling through different time periods allows for varied settings, the environments are enjoyable to explore, and there’s practically no grind. I genuinely wanted to keep discovering the next rooms. But in a game built almost entirely around puzzles, if solving those puzzles stops being enjoyable, there’s very little left.I don’t recommend it.

07/10 PIXELATED MAD MAX? ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Byootiful☐ Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t stare for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent☐ Entry-level gaming PC☐ Fast☐ Rich boi☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word: pewpewpew! Three words: pew pew!☐ It has something resembling a story☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer—it’s more fun☐ Watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah… no☐ Mehh Good☐ Excellent!☐ “I know kung fu!” ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind through it☐ Grindaholic Medium level of grind☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn, difficult to master☐ Requires attention Significant use of the brain☐ Difficult☐ Dark Souls☐ What’s your IQ?☐ Hawking teamed up with Neil deGrasse Tyson to build a time machine, find Einstein and Tesla, and create this game. ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Just enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ Once is enough☐ Only if you’re hunting achievements☐ Worth it with DLCs After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… You didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor bugs☐ Can get annoying☐ You’re going to swear…☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ The game itself is one massive bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It claims to have multiplayer, but your PC will explode if you try it☐ There it is… A lonely, forgotten wasteland☐ Meh, it’s actually kind of fun☐ Call your friends!☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ I’m deaf now☐ Bad☐ Acceptable Good☐ Very good☐ Audiorgasmic ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children Adults☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free!☐ Fair price Get it on sale☐ If you have some money to spare☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 07 / 10 }---☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Ashworld is basically Mad Max in pixel art!It throws you into a dark and hostile post-apocalyptic open world where survival depends on exploring, fighting enemies, and searching every corner for food, weapons, and resources. Everything you find can be used, traded, or transformed through the crafting system, creating a constant feeling that there is always something new to discover or another decision to make. But what truly won me over was its visual identity. The pixelated graphics are simple yet incredibly charming, perfectly matching that ruined, dangerous, and melancholic world. Ashworld manages to create a distinctive atmosphere without relying on realism or spectacular visual effects. The sheer number of systems packed into such an apparently modest game is also impressive. There is exploration, combat, vehicles, survival, resource management, hostile enemies, and mutated creatures that make the world even more unpredictable. All of this gives the game a depth that is not immediately apparent but gradually reveals itself as you better understand its **** is a strange and surprisingly ambitious game. It may not be for everyone, but anyone who enjoys pixel art, exploration, and survival in post-apocalyptic worlds might find a hidden little gem here. Recommended!

03/10 Good Intentions, Bad Execution ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Beautiful☐ Good Decent☐ Don't look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Does your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Entry-level gamer☐ Fast☐ Rich boi☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some dialogue☐ Average Good☐ Lovely!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- Smash your hand with a hammer, it's more fun☐ Watch paint dry instead☐ Just don't☐ Mehh☐ Good☐ Excellent!☐ "I know kung fu!" ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding☐ Grind maniac☐ Average grind level☐ Only if you care about achievements No grinding required ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W'☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn, hard to master☐ Requires attention☐ Significant brain usage Difficult☐ Dark Souls☐ What's your IQ?☐ Hawking teamed up with Neil deGrasse Tyson, built a time machine, found Einstein and Tesla, and together they created this game. ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee Short☐ Average☐ Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ One playthrough is enough☐ Only if you're after achievements☐ Worth it with DLCs After a few months... years... mods...☐ You'd better have some time to waste☐ Well... you didn't need a life anyway ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of any☐ Minor bugs☐ Can get annoying☐ You'll be swearing...☐ ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is one giant bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has multiplayer, but your PC will explode if you try☐ A lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, it's kind of fun☐ Call your friends!☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ I'm deaf now☐ Bad Acceptable☐ Good☐ Very good☐ Eargasm ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Teens☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It's free!☐ Worth the price☐ If it's on sale☐ If you have some spare money left☐ Not recommended You could also just burn your money ---{ 3 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 I really wanted to like this game. Seriously. I gave it several chances. The problem isn't the core idea itself. While it's hardly original, it's still a good concept. The riddles and puzzles are solid as well. Graphics, sound, and presentation are all perfectly acceptable. No, the real problem is that it feels like it was programmed with someone's feet. The interface and mechanics aren't particularly good to begin with, which is already a problem considering today's standards, the competition, and the genre itself. But as if that weren't enough, the game is packed with bugs, both small and large, that constantly get in the way and drain any enjoyment from the experience. So no, I can't recommend **** even for free. Which is a shame.

06/10 Houlala! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Beautifuuuul Good☐ Decent☐ Don't look for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent☐ Entry-level gamer☐ Fast☐ Rich Cow☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some fancy talking☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Smashing your hand with a hammer would be more fun☐ Watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah... no☐ Mehh Good☐ Excellent!☐ "I know kung fu!"---{ Grind }---☐ You'll need a second life to grind☐ Grind maniac☐ Medium grind☐ Only if you care about achievements Not necessary ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W'☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn, hard to master☐ Requires attention Significant use of the brain☐ Difficult☐ Dark Souls☐ What's your IQ?☐ Hawking joined Neil deGrasse Tyson, built a time machine, and recruited Einstein and Tesla to create this game .---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Time enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ One playthrough is enough☐ Only if you're hunting achievements☐ Worth it with DLCs After a few months... years... mods...☐ You'd better have some free time☐ Well... it's not like you needed a life anyway ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ You'll be swearing...☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ The game itself is a giant insect breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has multiplayer, but your PC will explode if you try☐ A lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, it's kind of fun☐ Call your friends!☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ I am deaf now☐ Bad Acceptable☐ Good☐ Very good☐ Audiogasmic---{ Audience }---☐ Children☐ Teenagers☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone---{ Price }---☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It's free!☐ Fair price If it's on sale If you have some spare money☐ Not recommended☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 06 / 10 }---☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 I think this is the first time I've played something quite like this. Because Ambition, while it shares some similarities, isn't exactly a visual novel. In fact, there's a lot more strategy here than I expected. Your choices matter, resources are limited, and the game seems to offer several different paths and endings. And maybe that's exactly why I ended up feeling conflicted.Because I can clearly see what the game is trying to do. There is depth here. There is planning. There is decision-making. But for some reason, the experience never really hooked me. More than once, I found myself more interested in seeing the outcome of my choices than actually invested in what was ****'s not a bad game. Far from it. In fact, I found it interesting precisely because it tries to do something different from what people usually expect from this kind of game. The problem is that, for me, it lacked that special something that makes you think, "Just one more chapter" or "Just one more run."As a result, I finished the experience feeling more curious than excited. I recommend it to people who enjoy narrative-driven games with strategy elements and multiple endings. But honestly, at full price, I find it hard to justify. On sale, though? That's a very different conversation.

10/10 DundunDUN dundunDUN dundunDUN dundunduuuuuun dundundun! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Byutchifu☐ Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t stare for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent Fast☐ Rich guy setup☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some talking Average☐ Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- "I know kung fu!"☐ Excellent!☐ Good☐ Meh☐ Instead, watch paint dry☐ Not really☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind☐ Grind maniac☐ Medium grind level☐ Only if you care about achievements Not necessary ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” Easy☐ Easy to learn / hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ No brain required☐ What’s your IQ?☐ Dark Souls☐ Hawking teamed up with Neil deGrasse Tyson to build a time machine to find Einstein and Tesla to create this game ---{ Hours of gameplay }--- ☐ Enough for a coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ One playthrough is enough☐ Only for achievements☐ After months… years… mods… With DLCs it’s worth it Better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor bugs☐ Can be annoying☐ You’ll start swearing…☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ The game itself is a breeding ground for bugs ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☐ No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it exists, but it will explode your PC if you try A lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- Audiogasmic☐ Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer on Steam☐ Free! Fair price☐ On sale☐ If you have spare money☐ Not recommended☐ You might as well burn your money ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9 10 Well, maybe I’m biased for this review, anyone who knows me knows I’m an unconditional fan of the franchise. But… this, my friends… IS A WORK OF ART!SERIOUSLY! Let’s put this into context from the perspective of a humble fan like me. The classic Dooms had ended in 1997, if we consider Doom 64, which, although not my favorite, I still enjoyed. Seven years later, in 2004, we got Doom 3 with its expansions, which, while amazing, shifted the franchise heavily toward horror rather than action. A new experience. Then, aside from some very good fan-made projects, we waited 12 long years, until 2016, for the franchise to return… with this GEM!And be careful, this is not just nostalgia, far from it! Respecting the beloved classics, this Doom brought back the action and experience while improving absolutely EVERYTHING! First, it is still “beautiful” even today! The soundtrack is DEVASTATING! The gameplay mechanics give an unreal sense of power and adrenaline. And finally, there is a more interesting story, just like Doom 3 tried to do. Imagine, there is even a timeline connecting all the games!In short, DOOM is a PERFECT game for its style! It enters my list of favorites.HIGHLY recommended!

Interesting! 9/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Biutchyful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }---☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast Rich guy’s PC☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word: pewpewpew! Three words: pew pew!☐ Some charm☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Nice, but you could play it with two fingers☐ Meh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Not at all☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress☐ Moderate grind☐ Grind-heavy☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Requires real thinking☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ One time is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements After a few months… years… mods… Worth it with DLCs☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a bug factory ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ A lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- Audiogasmic☐ Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ Free! Fair price On sale☐ If you have money to spare☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You might as well burn your money ---{ 09 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8 9☐ 10 Well, after the incredible and terrifying experience of Resident Evil 7, I’ll admit I had some concerns going into Village… But in the end, I’m actually grateful they went in a different direction, more focused on action FPS!It’s true that, from my perspective, it’s much more “comfortable” to face lycans, ghouls, vampires, etc., than a sadistic, violent, cannibalistic family from the deep American **** the other hand, going from the most intense horror experience I’ve ever had in a video game to a less tense shooter does slightly dilute the identity and tension that are so characteristic of the franchise. But if I say “slightly,” it’s because the story is genuinely very good and makes the game wonderful. Besides that, in every other aspect, it’s top-tier. The graphics are stunning, the sound design is terrifying, the gameplay feels great, the puzzles are satisfying, and bringing back certain mechanics from RE4 only makes everything **** the end, even though Resident Evil Village’s story is its strongest point and everything else is of very high quality, it didn’t impact me as much as some others, which keeps me from giving it a perfect score. I think what it lacked was just a bit more tension. Or maybe it’s just the post-VII hangover? In any case, it’s an AMAZING game and I highly recommend it! And now, I think my Resident Evil reviews will go on a fairly long pause, until I can one day buy Requiem. It was truly a beautiful experience to play all the entries in chronological order of the story, something I highly recommend, even if it sometimes means playing slightly dated titles after some insanely good remakes!

Backtracking simulator, yay! 06/10 Full review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Biutchyful Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich guy PC☐ Ask NASA if they’ve got a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word: pewpewpew! Three words: pew pew!☐ Some talky stuff☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Written by Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Fun, but playable with two fingers☐ Meh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Nope☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not necessary Only if you care about achievements☐ Not needed to progress☐ Average grind☐ Grind addict☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / hard to master Requires actual brain usage Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay Value }--- ☐ Once is enough Only if you want achievements After a few months… years… mods…☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It’s there… but it’ll explode your PC☐ A lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasmic☐ Very good Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teens Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- No longer available on Steam☐ Free!☐ Fair price☐ On sale☐ If you’ve got spare cash☐ Not recommended☐ Might as well burn your money ---{ 06 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Let’s be honest. Playing Resident Evil Code: Veronica after the first three RE games, whether originals or remakes, feels a bit unfair. The game isn’t bad on its own, but its predecessors set an extremely high bar. That said, precisely because of what came before, we had every right to expect something slightly better. But let’s get into **** story itself is very good and essential to the overall plot of Resident Evil. At one point, it was even planned to be the original Resident Evil 3. The puzzles are still at a great level of difficulty, and the gameplay mechanics are in line with what we’re used to. And of course, we’re part of the Claire fan club, we love her as a protagonist. So… what’s the problem? Well… everything else. Let’s overlook the somewhat over-the-top acting, which can be excused given the time it was released. Compared to previous games, the environments feel quite empty and the settings lack detail, which removes a lot of the tension that used to torture us (yes, we want that). In fact, even on easy mode—which we always pick—the game feels extremely punishing, without the sense of reward that previously made the struggle worth it. But the worst issue is the excessive and unclear backtracking. The game lets you progress normally for hours, only for you to realize later that you missed a key item needed to move forward… way back in a previous area! And there you go, if you have the patience, backtracking with limited resources, while strong enemies respawn and keep punishing you along the way. In the end, the game didn’t hook me like its predecessors. Its emptiness and punishing nature made it the most boring one for me so far. Personally, unless you’re a hardcore fan or feeling nostalgic, I can’t recommend it. I only finished it because I’m on a journey to play all Resident Evil games in chronological **** this one really wore me out. Now, if they make a remake, as some rumors suggest, I’ll be the first in line to try it!

WHAT-ON-EARTH WAS THAT...? I WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED! 10/10 Final score at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Biutchyful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast High-end beast☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some talking☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Nice, but you can play with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Not at all☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not needed Only if you care about achievements☐ Not needed to progress☐ Average grind☐ Heavy grind☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Requires real thinking Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ One time is enough☐ Only for achievements After a few months… years… mods… Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Minor bugs☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a bug farm ---{ Multiplayer } --- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has one, but it’ll blow up your PC☐ A lonely desert☐ Meh, it’s okay☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- Incredible☐ Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ Free! Fair price☐ On sale☐ If you have spare money☐ Not recommended☐ You could just burn your money ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9 10 SO, AFTER THE LAST TWO “OFFICIAL” GAMES IN THE FRANCHISE BEING FULL OF ACTION AND SHOOTING, CAPCOM COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH… THIS??? What kind of slap in the face was that??? I’m still processing it. Honestly, this is the FIRST time in hundreds and hundreds of hours of gaming that a game made me feel nauseous and gave me a headache! And no, it’s not because it’s disgusting, or because of the first-person view, there are games that go much further in that regard. It’s about how this environment is built, how everything oppresses you, how this masterpiece gets into your head.I seriously doubted I would be able to finish it, and it took real effort. I think I just rediscovered my limit for horror games. I’ve already been told that if this one affected me this much, I should stay far away from Outlast (I own both) and Visage. How do I even continue this review? Well, if it pushed me this far, even as a noob, it means the story, atmosphere, mechanics, graphics, sound — everything is at its peak. And that’s exactly why this was a true love-hate experience: I simply cannot give this anything less than a 10, but at the same time, it affected me so much that I can’t say it’s my favorite Resident Evil… since there was barely any “fun” in the traditional sense. Or maybe it was just pure masochism. Apparently, Resident Evil 7 is already known as the scariest game in the franchise, and I’m writing this review right after the release of Resident Evil 9 Requiem. Good to know. So, from my perspective as a noob: yes, I recommend this game. But be careful, do your research before jumping in. It has absolutely nothing to do with the previous experiences in the franchise.What a game… what a GAME. Now I’m going, with a lot of hesitation, to play the DLCs… but first, I need to change my underwear.

At the origin of so many wonderful games! 08/10 Final rating at the end! { Graphics } ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Biutchyful (we’re talking about 1992!)☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi { PC Requirements } Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich guy PC☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer { Story } ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some chatter☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien got together to write it☐ It will replace your life { Gameplay } ☐ Excellent!☐ Good☐ Nice, but you can play it with two fingers Meh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Just no☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun { Grind } None needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not needed to progress☐ Average grind level☐ Grindfest☐ You’ll need a second life to grind { Difficulty } ☐ Just press 'W'☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Requires thinking Hard☐ Dark Souls { Game Time } ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandchild finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! { Replay } One playthrough is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements☐ After a few months... years... mods...☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well... you didn’t need a life anyway! { Bugs } Never heard of any☐ Minor bugs☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a bug farm { Multiplayer } No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has it, but it’ll blow up your PC if you try☐ A lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it can be fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO { Audio } ☐ Eargasmic☐ Very good Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now{ Audience }☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone { Price } No longer available on Steam☐ Free! Fair price☐ On sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ Not recommended☐ You might as well burn your money { 08 / 10 } ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7 8☐ 9☐ 10 My God, this is pure nostalgia. I still remember it. The guy who set up our first PC installed a bunch of games on it. Among them, Doom, which anyone who knows me knows shaped my childhood, and Alone in the Dark, which scared me even more, and I didn’t even really understand why. I couldn’t get past the VERY FIRST scene. Now of course, it has aged. The controls are stiff and the graphics are outdated. But I was surprised to see that it’s still totally playable and even fun!!!It’s impossible not to respect what’s here, this is history, this is an experience. The atmosphere is incredible. There’s a constant weight, a silent discomfort, a feeling that you shouldn’t be there. And that, for a 1992 game, is simply **** can clearly see where elements later refined in games like Resident Evil came from. Exploration, tension, resource management, vulnerability, it’s all already here, just in a more raw **** other words, this is not a “fun” game in the modern sense. It’s an interesting, important and, at times, fascinating **** short, it has aged poorly in several aspects, but it remains a fundamental piece of video game history. If you have patience and curiosity, it’s absolutely worth it. I recommend it, but do your research beforehand so you know what you’re getting into. Honestly, a remake of this would be incredible!!!

This is a work of art! 08/10 Final score at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Beautiful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich boi☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some chatter☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Fun, but playable with two fingers☐ Meh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Not at all☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ None at all☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not needed to progress Medium grind☐ Grind-heavy☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Requires real thinking Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium Long☐ You start it, your grandkid finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- One time is enough Only if you’re chasing achievements☐ After a few months... years... mods...☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Minor bugs☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has one, but it’ll explode your PC☐ A lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Teens☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ Free! Fair price☐ Only on sale☐ If you have money to spare☐ Not recommended☐ You might as well burn your money ---{ 8 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7 8☐ 9☐ 10 While playing this beautiful game, I came to a conclusion I should have reached much earlier: no matter how hard I try, I’m really bad at metroidvanias, and that ends up ruining my enjoyment of **** I remember correctly, the only one I ever finished — and absolutely loved — was Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. What a game!Why do I start this review like this? Simply because Bõ is far from being a bad game. Everything about it is beautiful: the story, the music, the mechanics, the upgrades, the art direction, the characters… everything. But I am TERRIBLE at this kind of game, and I don’t have the patience to push through it. My best friends, on the other hand, would love it — it’s totally their kind of game!In short, the story is deeply rooted in Japanese folklore, executed with incredible mastery. Everything is thoughtfully crafted. Despite my limitations, I can fully recognize that. So, if you enjoy this genre, I highly recommend it without hesitation!

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

Yay! There are Ninja and Cowgirl costumes for the gals! 10/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Biutchyful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent Fast☐ Rich boi☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some chatter☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Fun, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ You’d rather watch paint dry☐ Not really☐ Smash your hand with a hammer instead, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ None Only if you care about achievements Not required to progress☐ Medium grind level☐ Grindfest☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Requires actual thinking☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium Long☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay Value }--- ☐ One time is enough Only if you aim for achievements☐ After a few months… years… mods… Worth it with DLCs☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them Minor bugs☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a bug factory ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☐ No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but will explode your PC if you try☐ A lonely forgotten desert Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teens Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ Free! Fair price☐ Only on sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ Do not recommend☐ You might as well burn your money ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9 10 After the DISASTROUS RE5, Capcom got it right again! Not only did they nail it, but Revelations 2 became, to my great surprise, my favorite Resident and the third 10/10 I’ve given in the **** how can it be better than the Remake 2 and on the same level as Remakes 3 and 4? Of course, I know it’s not as technically impressive as its bigger brothers, but other factors come into play. Let’s go. Those who read me (whooooo? who am I even writing for? existential crisis) already know I’m playing all the RE games in chronological story order. That means I sometimes end up playing less developed entries after the incredible remakes, for example. In that sense, the first thing that hooked me—and it’s not neutral at all—was the surprise: I had just finished Revelations 1, which was preeeeetty simple (since it was made for the Nintendo 3DS), and the awful RE5, which I almost hated. So Revelations 2 ended up being a wonderful slap in the face and a return to the essence and quality the series had gotten us used to. The second element was something I hadn’t felt in a Resident game for a long time: fear. Fear and discomfort. Anyone who knows me a bit knows I love horror games, but I used to be almost incapable of playing more than 5 minutes without freaking out. Don’t get me wrong, the entries before 5 were still horror. But they were manageable. Here, the tension and weirdness reach what I believe is my limit. And that kind of nightmare… is good. The third element was an innovation that worked really well: controlling two characters alternately, and two teams at different moments, whose actions can affect each other. In my opinion, it was executed very effectively. But I won’t go deeper to avoid spoilers. As for the rest, everything that was already good in the series is still here: the dark story, great characters, unlockables, upgrades, etc. Of course, not everything is perfect, especially compared to the Remakes: some mechanics feel a bit stiff, there are few puzzles, and a few small things could have been improved. But for me, this is the best Resident Evil so **** yes, I highly recommend it! Just be careful: the game is split into four episodes, which can be bought separately or as a bundle. This is clearly poorly done, and many people end up buying only the first part by mistake. But the full price without a sale is around 80 reais, and it’s totally worth it. And there are almost always sales!!! Well… now I’m going to play 6… and I’ve already been told it’s like 5, but worse. I don’t have much hope that won’t be true… See you soon to find out how it goes.

Suddenly they get tired of making horror and decide to imitate Gears of War… failing miserably. 04/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Biutchyful Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent Fast☐ Rich boi☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word: pewpewpew! Three words: pew pew!☐ Some talking☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent!☐ Good☐ Nice, but you can play it with two fingers Mehh☐ Just watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah… no☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not needed Only if you care about achievements☐ Not needed to progress☐ Average grind level☐ Grindfest☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” Easy☐ Easy to learn / hard to master☐ Requires real brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Hours Played }--- ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium Long☐ You start it, your grandkid finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- One playthrough is enough Only if you’re chasing achievements☐ After a few months… years… mods…☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of any Minor bugs☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☐ No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has it, but it’ll blow up your PC if you try☐ There it is… a lonely forgotten desert Meh, it’s somewhat fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasmic☐ Very good☐ Good Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teens Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ Free!☐ Fair price On sale If you have some spare money☐ Not recommended☐ You might as well burn your money ---{ 04 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Damn… what the hell was that? Seriously, what a torture it was to finish this game. Resident Evil: Revelations had the excuse of being a Nintendo DS adaptation, but even so it respected the Resident Evil concept much more. Here it feels like the developers got tired of the franchise and decided to make a Call of Duty or a Gears of War. By far the worst entry I’ve played so far in my chronological run of the series. The plot, graphics, and effects aren’t that bad, but after what they managed to do with Resident Evil 4, this is an insult. The mechanics are stiff and heavy. There’s no tension or fear anymore—just shooting and punching. Everything was simplified: the shop system is extremely barebones, the missions are always the saaaaaaame (waves of enemies, boss, repeat), and puzzles were thrown in the trash. Maybe that’s why this thing felt so unbearably looooooooong. Not to mention the clearly racist clichés. Well, I’ll move on to Revelations 2. But I’ve already been told that 6 is even worse. Ugh. Scary. Anyway. I do NOT recommend **** you’re a Resident Evil fan, just look up a summary of the story **** you like shooters and action, go play a Call of or a Gears. But this is not worth the price.

Yay! Scanner Simulator! 07/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality even is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Biutchyful Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich boi☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talk☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent!☐ Good☐ Nice, but you could play it with two fingers Mehh☐ Watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not necessary to progress☐ Medium grind level☐ Grind maniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant use of the brain☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Just enough time for a cup of coffee Short☐ Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandchild finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- One time is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements☐ After a few months… years… mods…☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Small glitches☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a giant bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, it can be fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic☐ Very good☐ Good Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone---{ Price }---☐ No longer available on Steam☐ Free!☐ The price is fair If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 07 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Alright. Let’s try to be fair and honest. First of all, RE Revelations was made for the Nintendo DS; even though it was later adapted for PC, that’s something we need to keep in mind. Secondly, in my chronological exploration of the Resident Evil story, it’s a bit unfair to play it right after the remakes of 2, 3 and 4. But considering that, let’s analyze Revelations. In the end, it’s not that bad.Seriously, it tries to innovate in certain aspects, and the story and characters attempt to follow a certain logic within the timeline. After all, we get to learn about new organizations and new actors involved in the plot. So… without much excitement… I would say I recommend it to those who want to finish the Resident Evil games for whatever reason. But only for that.Unless one day they make a wonderful remake like the others. In that case, I would gladly play it again!

LOS FORASTEROOOOOOOOOS! HAY QUE SALVAR LOS CORDERITOS! 10/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Biutchyful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent Fast☐ Rich cow☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talk☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Nice, but you could play it with two fingers☐ Meh☐ You might as well watch paint dry instead☐ Nope☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not necessary to progress☐ Average grind level☐ Grindmaniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Meaningful use of the brain☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandchild finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ Once is enough Only if you’re chasing achievements After a few months… years… mods… With DLCs it’s worth it☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor glitches☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a giant insect breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely and forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! The price is fair If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ I do not recommend☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9 10 And Capcom hits the mark once again! After the wonderful remakes of Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 3, the fourth installment brings back the winning formula and improves everything! And that’s saying something, since the original Resident Evil 4 was already a tremendous success. Personally, I had finished that episode with great pleasure on the PS2. But this version once again feels like a completely new game. Everything has been improved: the mechanics, the graphics, the elements. Even Ashley has become an almost likable person! It’s simple: I got completely hooked and devoured the game in about 20 hours! I don’t really know what else to write without repeating what has already been said. I simply highly recommend this game, even for people who aren’t fans of Resident Evil. This installment can easily be played on its own. Although I do believe that for people like me who are playing the series in chronological order, there’s an extra layer of enjoyment. That said, here I go starting Resident Evil Revelations… with a bit of apprehension after playing such a masterpiece.

What? A remake? Where? 10/10 Evaluation at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Biutchyful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Does your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent Fast☐ Rich Kid PC☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talk☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Cool, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not necessary☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress☐ Medium grind level☐ Grind maniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Just enough for a cup of coffee Short☐ Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandkid finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay Value }--- ☐ Once is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements After a few months… years… mods… With DLCs it’s worth it☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Small bugs☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a giant bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but will blow up your PC if you try☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teens Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! Fair price If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare cash☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9 10 I had already screamed with excitement with the RE2 Remake… AND THEY MADE ME SCREAM AGAIN! ANOTHER MASTERPIECE! What can I say? Following the perfection of its predecessor, RE3 Remake is once again an immense pleasure to play! The graphics and art direction remain wonderful, the story keeps us intrigued, the characters maintain their depth, the mechanics were slightly improved (we love being able to dodge attacks)… And yet the game ends up being quite different from 2! Not better, not worse — just distinct! So here it is: if 2 has the incredible Leon, whom we adore, 3 brings us the incredible Jill, who can handle absolutely everything! While 2 leans more into the claustrophobic and tense atmosphere, 3 feels more focused on broader environments and action. But don’t worry, the adrenaline is still the same. That said, I can’t ignore my personal preference, which is purely sentimental and not meant to judge or diminish either chapter. Even though the third brings welcome novelties and even a slightly different style, the second won me over more. It felt more complete and deeper than its successor. But I repeat: both are undoubtedly on the same level and absolutely worth it! And that’s why RE3 Remake also joins my list of favorite games, finished in six hours.I HIGHLY recommend **** I didn’t wait for anyone before jumping into the 4 Remake which, spoiler alert, is already a total banger!!!

That’s not a remake! It’s a wonderful new game! 09/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality You forget what reality even is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Beautiful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent Fast☐ Rich guy PC☐ Ask NASA if they’ve got a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some sweet talk☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your real life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Fun, but you could play it with two fingers☐ Meh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Not really☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress☐ Medium grind level☐ Grind maniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Requires actual brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Just enough for a cup of coffee Short☐ Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandkid finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ One time is enough☐ Only if you’re hunting achievements After a few months… years… mods… Worth it with DLCs☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Minor bugs☐ Can get annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is one giant bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has multiplayer, but your PC will explode if you try☐ A lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, kind of fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audio-gasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ Free! Fair price If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare cash☐ Not recommended☐ You might as well burn your money ---{ Score }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8 9☐ 10 WHAT DID I JUST PLAY??? It’s incredible! I haven’t felt like this since Cyberpunk! I finished both the first and second runs in two days and, considering this is a horror game, that’s amazing (even if it was on ultra-easy). Alright, let’s calm down and try to analyze this properly. Some time ago, I decided I wanted to play all the Resident Evil games in chronological story order. That’s how I finished Zero, which I liked, and then the first one in HD, which became one of my favorite games ever. But both had mechanics that could’ve been improved, long transitions, and small issues I attributed to their age. That’s where this Remake comes in. Wow. Right away, I noticed similarities to RE4 on the PS2, which used to be my favorite. But because of its age and console limitations, it eventually fell behind. First of all: the graphics. GORGEOUS. Absolutely beautiful to look at. Then there’s the oppressive atmosphere and the puzzles, preserved, but improved. Once again, even on easy, it’s challenging! But the real change lies in the mechanics: the over-the-shoulder camera, the smoother transitions, the character movement, everything that once felt a bit stiff now feels fluid and natural. That obviously enhances the constant tension throughout the game. And as always, the story is captivating. It follows the original’s structure, but optimized. This game hooked me so much that I did something I normally never do: a second run with another character, to experience the other side of the story. And I didn’t regret it at all. As if that wasn’t enough, you gradually unlock new game modes with parallel and/or alternative mini-storylines. Well, if it wasn’t clear already, RE2 Remake is now my favorite in the series… So far, since I immediately jumped into the RE3 Remake right after — and that one is already looking extremely promising!!! Even if you’re not a hardcore fan, I highly recommend it. Seriously.

This… Is a piece of art! 10/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality even is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Biutchyful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Does your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich Cow☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talk☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Nice, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Not really☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not necessary to progress☐ Average grind level☐ Grindmaniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind everything ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- Just enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandkid finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay Value }--- Once is enough☐ Only if you’re aiming for achievements After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… You didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a giant bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely and forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kind of fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- Eargasmic☐ Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Teenagers☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! Fair price On sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9 10 This little gem feels like someone with the sensitivity of Studio Ghibli and a passion for painting decided to create a video **** game overflows with warmth and delicacy, but also nostalgia and reflection. Through something that may seem very simple, it raises deep questions that can be approached from multiple points of view. With great mastery, Behind The Frame combines sublime art, a perfect soundtrack, pleasant mechanics, fun puzzles, and delivers powerful reflections and emotions. Moreover, the work isn’t rigid or finite, it allows the player to try to predict what is happening and leaves room for interpretation. All of that in under two hours of gameplay. It may be that the game affected me a little more deeply, both because of my admiration for Ghibli and my recent passion for painting, as well as the stage of life questioning I’m currently going through.Still, I truly believe that even if it doesn’t provoke the same feelings in everyone, it is a genuine work of art. And mind you, until now I had never liked the point-and-click genre. I highly recommend it, even if you wait for a sale. It’s a warm hug for the heart.

Overly attached materialistic characters… Why can’t I drop items! Attention! This review refers to the remastered version! Since we’re on the subject… Honestly, I don’t remember being this scared when I finished the original! And the hell I went through was on Very Easy mode??? What on earth are the other modes like? So here we go. One of my long term gaming projects is playing all the Resident Evil games in chronological story order. I had just finished RE Zero, which I liked, it already scared me a bit and challenged my brain. It was a good start and I thought I had already stepped into the saga’s atmosphere. Hahaha, I was wrong! RE 1 Remastered takes everything much further. It is far darker, more complex, and more demanding than its predecessor. The few people who bother reading my reviews, greetings, my nonexistent friends, already know I am not a hardened gamer and impossible challenges do not bring me joy. I prefer enjoying the story and mechanics calmly in easy mode whenever possible. I do not know if I will ever love a game enough to replay it on a harder difficulty. Anyway.Imagine my surprise when I realized that even so, I was facing quite an ordeal, to the point where I considered quitting several times! Besides fiercer enemies and a much more oppressive atmosphere, one of the main obstacles lies in the mechanics. I know purists may disagree and that it may be part of the original charm, but the concept of NOT being able to drop items on the ground and having to rely on storage boxes and painful sacrifices to manage your tiny six slot inventory made me complain throughout the entire game. Let go, child! And the fact that a rocket launcher takes up the same space as a tiny green herb… eeeeeh… Anyway, I did not intend to install a management simulator. A second criticism, which I already mentioned in Zero and which may also be part of the original charm but still weighs on the experience, is the endless room to room transitions. Knowing that beyond the horror it is also an investigation and puzzle game, and that you will need to go back and forth constantly, this can become tiring. I would honestly be curious to know what percentage of total playtime is spent just opening doors by the end of a run. Still, none of this takes away from the dark brilliance of this masterpiece. If RE 1 was already a milestone in video game history, the remake was incredibly well done. I truly felt like I was playing a different game. It is without a doubt one of my favorites. Since the list is long, I only completed one run with Jill and stopped there, but maybe someday I will return to discover more with Chris. Every aspect of the game invites you to do **** remastered version makes it possible to enjoy this game today even for those who are not used to 90s graphics. Honestly, I highly recommend it, it is absolutely worth it! And now, RE 2 Remastered, here I go!

Environment and poetry! 07/10 Final rating at the end! Graphics ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality even is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Biutchyful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi PC Requirements ☐ Does your PC run Paint Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich Cow☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer Story ☐ Story? What story☐ One word, pewpewpew. Three words, pew pew☐ Some sweet talk☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life Gameplay ☐ Excellent Good☐ Cool, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Yeah right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun Grind ☐ Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not necessary to progress☐ Average grind level Grindmaniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind everything Difficulty ☐ Just press W Easy☐ Easy to learn, hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls Game Length ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandkid finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond Replay Value Once is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements☐ After a few months… years… mods…☐ With DLCs it’s worth it☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway Bugs ☐ Never heard of them Small errors☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is one big bug breeding ground Multiplayer No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What☐ Basically an MMO Audio ☐ Audiogasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf nowAudience☐ Kids☐ Teenagers☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone Price ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ Free Fair price If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare cash☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You could also just burn your money 7 / 10 ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Alba is simply poetry in video game form. The game succeeds at everything it sets out to do and overflows with care and cuteness. Of course, the message is not much deeper than “we need to protect nature,” but I don’t think the intention is to be an advanced ecology lecture either. With a lot of sweetness, seriousness, and dedication, you guide this young girl through mechanics that are simple yet fun and even slightly innovative. The story is cute, the graphics and art style are wonderful, and the soundtrack is simply **** there’s one small criticism, it’s that we might have liked just a tiny touch more complexity, but that doesn’t take away from this little gem that delights both children and adults. It’s a cozy game full of oxygen, which is sometimes exactly what we need. I recommend it with all the softness in the world!

A cactus killed me! It had been a loooong time since I wanted to play Rust. I had tried once before, but my computer at the time couldn’t handle it. And now, finally, I can say I’ve died in almost every obvious way the game allows. Including to a cactus. It’s an MMO, a mix of survival and crafting, where the first real challenge is finding a server that isn’t ultra-toxic and violent — otherwise noobs like me wouldn’t stand a chance. Luckily, there are some created specifically so beginners can have fun. Even so, it’s not easy. Rust isn’t as intuitive as some equivalents, but I think that’s part of the fun. The second challenge is not getting so addicted that you drop everything else.Thankfully, my previous experience with Day-Z already taught me to be more responsible and to learn how to let go. And speaking of that game, something that could be improved here is the story (practically nonexistent) and the bots. Of course, that would imply a higher difficulty, but it’s clear that zombies have more personality. On the other hand, there are villages that offer trading and missions, even if nothing is particularly thrilling. In the end, the real reason I’m pausing my experience is that I still have many games on my list, and Rust wouldn’t let me make progress on any of them. But I’m sure that at some point I’ll return to it. It’s not the masterpiece of the genre, but if you like the style, wait for a sale and go for it — you probably won’t regret it. I recommend it!

Umbearably cute and comfy! 08/10 ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Biutchyful☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich dad☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ A story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ A bit of chatter☐ Average Good☐ Charming!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent!☐ Good Fun, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Meh☐ Go watch paint dry instead☐ Not even☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not necessary☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress☐ Medium grind level Grindmaniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage required☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ One time is enough☐ Only if you’re hunting achievements After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ With DLC it’s worth it☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… You didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Minor issues☐ Can become annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is one giant bug terrarium ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has it, but it’ll blow up your PC if you try☐ It’s there… a lonely and forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic☐ Very good Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Teens☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! Fair price☐ If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ Not recommended☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 6 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7 8☐ 9☐ 10 Ah, what a lovely and relaxing little game! If I remember correctly, this must be the second “comfy” game I’ve tried, after the famous **** Valley. And what a pleasant surprise! This little gem, even if it doesn’t quite match the one that captured so many hearts, more than makes up for it with a different kind of management system and a wonderful sense of humor! With characters crazier than the last and slightly wacky little stories, Bear and Breakfast charms its audience with its unique style, adorable artwork, and enjoyable yet still stimulating management **** there’s one criticism to make, it would be that the soundtrack could be better. But it truly is a small work of art. If you enjoy the genre, go for it — I recommend it!

Plain water cracker. 06/10 ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality even is☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Good Decent☐ Don’t stare at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ High-end beast☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talk☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent!☐ Good Fun, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Just watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress☐ Medium grind level Grind-heavy☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Requires actual brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Just enough time for a cup of coffee Short☐ Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandkid finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- One run is enough☐ Only if you’re chasing achievements After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a massive bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic☐ Very good☐ Good Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Teens☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free!☐ Fair price If it’s on sale If you’ve got some spare cash☐ Not recommended☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 6 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Dark Deity is a kind of RPG-novella, alternating between pixelated images and animations, with a well-developed story that doesn’t surprise at all. The game itself isn’t bad. It’s easy to play, offers room to increase strategy and difficulty, but it severely lacks ****’s say it’s a game you play slowly, with no real expectations. And, in the end, you can feel there was some care put into its creation.That said, the price is ridiculously high. I recommend it with zero enthusiasm, and only if it’s in a HUGE sale. Otherwise, it’s not worth it.

“Bringin’ democracy and civilization to a new planet simulator.” 08/10 ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is Red Dead Redemption II☐ Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t stare for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato Decent☐ Fast☐ Cash cow☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talk☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Nice, but you could play it with two fingers☐ Meh☐ Might as well watch paint dry☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ None needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress☐ Medium grind level Grindmaniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Just enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandkid finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ Once is enough Only if you’re chasing achievements After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… it’s not like you needed a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is one big insect breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I am deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Teenagers☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! Fair price If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ Not recommended☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 8 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7 8☐ 9☐ 10 Aaaah, folks, how I love surprises like this. I don’t know why, but I thought this was going to be a BDL-type game — and it is NOT. In the end, it turned out to be a completely different experience, and honestly? Thank goodness. This super colorful game, with questionable humor and interesting mechanics, feels like a warm hug and was clearly developed with a lot of love. It had been a long time since I’d taken a breath of fresh oxygen like this one. There’s an almost perfect balance between humor, intrigue, discovery, and difficulty. It’s not hard enough to make you quit, but it also doesn’t hold your hand like you’re incompetent throughout the whole experience. And it’s so fun that it clearly invites you to try and platinum it. What some might consider too short actually feels like the perfect length to me. Just right to make you want to buy and try the **** course, not everything is made of space roses. At the beginning, there’s a bit of difficulty getting into the experience, and sometimes you feel a little lost. But that doesn’t tarnish the beauty of this little gem, which leaves you with that delicious “I want more” feeling. Honestly, I recommend it!

08/10 ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t look for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- Does your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Loaded bull☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talk Average☐ Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent!☐ Good Fun, but playable with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress☐ Medium grind level Grind-maniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press ‘W’ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough☐ Only if you’re chasing achievements☐ After a few months... Years... Mods...☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste Well... You didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a huge bug farm ---{ Multiplayer } --- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is... A lonely and forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kind of fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audio-gasmic☐ Very good Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now---{ Audience }---☐ Kids☐ Teenagers☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam It’s free!☐ Fair price☐ On sale☐ If you have some extra money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You can also just burn your money ---{ 8 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7 8☐ 9☐ 10 So… how should I put this… I discovered the Fallout saga through this game right here! No judgment please! Fallout Shelter is an idle management game, quite addictive I must say, set in the universe of the same name. And honestly, for an idle-style game, whether on PC or mobile, it’s the best I’ve ever played. And as if that weren’t enough, it’s free!Oh, and the mobile version has the advantage of letting you watch ads to speed up certain processes. All in all, if you like casual management games and enjoy the Fallout universe, I really recommend giving it a try. And since it costs nothing… it costs nothing.

06/10 ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t stare for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Does your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Money Cow☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talking☐ Average☐ Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent!☐ Good Fun, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Instead, watch paint dry☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ No grind needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress Medium level of grind☐ Grindmaniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press ‘W’☐ Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls---{ Playtime }---☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }--- ☐ Once is enough☐ Only if you’re after achievements☐ After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ Worth it with DLCs You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them☐ Minor issues Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is one big bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kind of fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasmic☐ Very good Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Teenagers☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone---{ Price }---☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free!☐ The price is fair If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 6 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Bad North is a small strategy game with a simple concept, easy to learn but hard to master.Because of that, one could say the game is potentially endless. The soundtrack is nice, and the art style is really cute and beautiful. However, and this is very personal, it didn’t captivate me much beyond that.Honestly, I think there are three constructive criticisms to be made. First, it can become repetitive rather quickly. Second, a story could make the experience more engaging, perhaps even drawing from historical data about Viking invasions. Finally, I believe there is great potential for a multiplayer mode. Maybe in the future?So yes, I recommend the game — but only if it’s on sale.

07/10 Well, there are secret outfits... Thank you Japan! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t stare at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }---☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich Ox☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talking☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent!☐ Good Nice, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Instead, watch paint dry☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not necessary to progress☐ Medium level of grind☐ Grindmaniac☐ You will need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant use of the brain☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee Short☐ Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }--- ☐ Once is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements After a few months... Years... Mods... Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well... you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Small glitches☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a giant bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ It says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is... a lonely and forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kind of fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I am deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! Fair price If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You can also just burn your money ---{ 7 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Years ago, on the PS2, I finished RE4. And at some point I think I also played the first one. But this time I decided I would play all the games in the series, in the chronological order of the story. And that didn’t seem like an easy task, since horror games tend to block me, even though I love the theme and I LOVE, but LOOOOOVE zombies. That’s how I jumped into Resident Evil 0. Compared to other entries in the series, I had never heard much about this episode, so I didn’t really know what to expect. And honestly, overall it was a nice surprise. It feels like it preserves the gameplay, atmosphere and style of the classic Resident Evil games. In other words, it should reasonably satisfy both nostalgic players and newcomers like me. The difficulty level can be relatively low on easy, but the puzzles remain quite challenging. After all, these are truly investigation games. And the story turned out to be surprisingly short, which I actually found to be a good thing! New modes are unlocked once you finish the story for the first time, but I decided not to dive into them, since my goal is to continue through the rest of the series, along with a multitude of other games waiting for me. But since nothing is 100% perfect, there are a few caveats. First of all, there is something that really tests your patience, especially nowadays with everything being so immediate and fast: the transitions that feel looooooooong every time you open a door or climb stairs. Okay, I know, it’s not that serious and it’s part of the charm. But in puzzle-focused games like this, where you need to try multiple things and revisit many places, it can start to weigh on you. Considering I played the HD version, maybe there could have been an option to disable this, I don’t know.Secondly, the story. It’s not bad, I don’t think they ever are, but for a “where it all began” entry in such a well-known franchise, I expected something more developed. That said, these issues do not take away from the quality and experience one expects from this title. So if what you want is a Resident Evil game, knowing that it belongs to the old-school era, go for it! I recommend it!

08/10 OH QUEEN B*STALLION, YOU SEXY LADY! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is Red Dead Redemption II☐ Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t stare at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint?☐ Potato☐ Decent Fast☐ Cash Cow☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talking☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Fun, but you could play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ None needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress Medium grind level☐ Grindmaniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press ‘W’ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Just enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium Long☐ You start, your grandkid finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }--- ☐ Once is enough☐ Only if you’re after achievements After a few months… Years… Mods… Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of them☐ Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is one big insect breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☐ No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has multiplayer, but your PC will explode if you try☐ Behold… a lonely, forgotten desert Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audio-gasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids☐ Teens☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam ☐ It’s free!☐ Fair price Worth it on sale☐ If you have some spare cash☐ Not recommended☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 8 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7 8☐ 9☐ 10 And they did it again! Of course, to this day nothing quite reaches the level of Borderlands 2, but honestly, Tiny Tina comes veeeery close. Which is no surprise, since the game draws direct inspiration from its predecessor. This gem doesn’t really innovate — it transforms. With tons of charm, it reshapes concepts from previous games, betting hard on what already **** jokes, the insanity, the weapons, the characters… If you know the series, you know exactly what to expect. And if you don’t… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE STYLISH THAN BEING A KNIGHT SERVING QUEEN DIAMOND B* STALLION? Another one for my favorites. Highly recommended — very highly. Just be warned: the price is steep, so wait for a sale.

09/10 Ideal for people with a mania! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t look for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich Ox☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! Some sweet talk☐ Average☐ Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Nice, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Just watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not necessary to progress Medium grind level☐ Grind maniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }--- ☐ One time is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ With DLCs it’s worth it☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them Small issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a huge bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audio-orgasmic☐ Very good☐ Good Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now---{ Audience }---☐ Children☐ Teenagers☐ Adults☐ Grandma Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! Fair price☐ On sale (you can find it for free, I recommend it)☐ If you have some spare money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You can also just burn your money ---{ 9 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8 9☐ 10 Ah, how I love getting surprises like this: you have no idea what you’re getting into and suddenly you’re addicted to a cute little game with a solid challenge! Backpack Hero is basically a “organize your backpack” simulator, but it’s much more complex than it looks. On top of that, you unlock new characters, each with their own traits and **** game also offers a city-building aspect, which unlocks new elements and challenges. In truth, it was very close to being perfect. The story is sadly very shallow, the soundtrack is bland, and the building aspect could have been more developed. And of course, we’d love more characters! Still, none of that takes away from the pleasure of this “comfort game”, which has become one of my favorites! Highly recommended!!!

02/10 Evaluation at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Good (Released in 2005)☐ Decent☐ Don’t look for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich Ox☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some sweet talk☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Nice, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Just watch paint dry instead☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not necessary to progress Medium grind level☐ Grind maniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W”☐ Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short☐ Medium Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond!---{ Replay }---☐ One time is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ With DLCs it’s worth it☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them Small issues☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a huge bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audio-orgasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now---{ Audience }---☐ Children Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- No longer available on Steam (easy to find on other platforms, even on Netflix!) *I didn’t test The Definitive Edition and, judging by the reviews, I won’t.☐ It’s free!☐ Fair price☐ On sale (you can find it for free, I recommend it)☐ If you have some spare money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You can also just burn your money ---{ 2 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 GTA San Andreas. The best of the trilogy! Incredible nostalgia! The game doesn’t even need an introduction! However, I can’t recommend the PC version because of ONE mission: the rhythm battle with cars, “Low Rider” by Cesar Vialpando. It is simply almost impossible. On the PS2, I passed it like it was nothing. But here, I spent hours trying and got nowhere. I was forced to give up and start GTA IV. Honestly, if they aren’t capable of properly adapting an old game to PC, especially one of the most iconic games of all time, they shouldn’t even try. And that’s without even talking about the remastered version, which seems to be worse. Anyway, I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT, despite loving this game.I think it’s better to emulate it… for educational purposes, of course.

09/10 Evaluation at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Good (Released in 2003)☐ Decent☐ Don’t stare for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Loaded ox☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talking☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! Good☐ Fun, but you can play it with two fingers☐ Mehh☐ Instead, watch paint dry☐ Yeah right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not required to progress Medium grind level☐ Grind maniac☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press ‘W’☐ Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }--- ☐ Once is enough☐ Only if you aim for achievements After a few months… Years… Mods…☐ Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them Small glitches☐ Can be annoying☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ Cyberpunk 2022☐ The game itself is a massive insect breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audio-orgasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- No longer available on Steam (easy to find on other platforms, even on Netflix!) *I didn’t test The Definitive Edition, and judging by the reviews, I won’t.☐ It’s free!☐ Fair price☐ If it’s on sale (you can find it for free, I recommend it)☐ If you have some spare money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ ? / 10 }---☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8 9☐ 10 Wow, GTA VC! Incredible nostalgia. The game hardly needs an introduction, but here we go. Vice City is basically GTA III improved in every possible way, including a higher difficulty **** locations, more attractive environments, new mechanics, new vehicles, new weapons, crazier characters than ever, and a protagonist this time with a Tony Montana–like personality, very different from his silent predecessor. Rockstar solidified the foundations it had laid with the previous game with this masterpiece.I’d even say that, despite the newer and more advanced GTAs on the market, Vice City remains unavoidable.Emotional and very happy to have finished it, despite missions that are sometimes confusing or quite annoying. I recommend it without fear!!!

Wow, GTA III! Incredible nostalgia. To begin with, I didn’t even know GTA, and this was the first one I played! On top of that, it was also my first open-world game and my first PS2 game — it was the one that came with the console! So imagine the feeling: this incredible freedom, the apparent possibility of going wherever you want, the impunity of doing evil, a whole new universe of possibilities opening up before me. Without a doubt, this game was one of the great milestones of my amateur gamer ****, in my quest to play all the GTAs, this one was the fifth (GTA 1 has two London expansions). It was an incredible experience; I had a lot of fun, really a lot, now with the maturity of wanting to actually finish (I’m not much of a completionist, but almost) the game and understand the story.Despite the sentimental attachment to the game, I truly recommend it. Maybe for those who started with the newer generation, from IV onward, it won’t seem like much, just as I probably didn’t appreciate the first two at their true value. But it certainly won’t be the last time I replay this one!

RUN! Or stay, she’s cute. 7/10 Evaluation at the bottom! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Byutchifu☐ Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t look for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? Potato☐ Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich Ox☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story?☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!☐ Some smooth talk☐ Average☐ Good Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ “I know kung fu!”☐ Excellent! Good☐ Mehh☐ Instead, watch paint dry☐ Yeah, right☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind☐ Grind maniac Medium grind level☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ Not necessary ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press ‘W’☐ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage☐ Hard without a brain☐ What’s your IQ?☐ Dark Souls☐ Hawking teamed up with Neil deGrasse Tyson to build a time machine, find Einstein and Tesla, and create this game ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee☐ Short Medium☐ Long☐ You start, your grandchild finishes☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }--- ☐ Once is enough Only if you aim for achievements☐ After a few months… Years… Mods… Worth it with DLCs☐ You’d better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of any☐ Minor issues☐ Can be annoying☐ You will swear…☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ The game itself is a giant bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert☐ Meh, it’s kind of fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic Very good☐ Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids Teenagers Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! The price is fair☐ If it’s on sale☐ If you have some spare money☐ I don’t recommend it☐ You can also just burn your money ---{ 07 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6 7☐ 8☐ 9☐ 10 Continuing my horror game marathon, it’s time for The Coma. And honestly, I’m **** game is not bad, far from it. But I don’t think it’s made for a small player like me, who doesn’t enjoy very punishing challenges when trying to have fun. That said, the game delivers exactly what it promises: you play a scary manga, with mystery and investigation, touches of stealth, and a fair amount of difficulty. So what’s the problem? The balance between solving puzzles and the constant danger. Unlike Resident Evil, you have very little time to think about problems that aren’t always obvious before being brutally murdered. For that reason, with some sadness, I give up on this game, and probably on the series. But hey, who knows, maybe someday? Still, keeping the style and difficulty in mind, I recommend it to those who enjoy this kind of experience.

Um dos jogos mais difíceis que experimentei! NEKO KAWAII!10/10 Avaliação no final! ---{ Gráficos }--- DaVinci criou uma nova realidade☐ Você esquece o que é a realidade☐ Red Dead Redemption II☐ Byutchifu☐ Bom ☐ Decente ☐ Não olhe por muito tempo☐ Ruim☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ Requisitos do PC }--- Seu pc executa Paint?☐ Batata☐ Decente☐ Rápido☐ Boi Rico☐ Pergunte à NASA se eles têm um computador sobrando ---{ História }--- História? Que história?☐ Uma palavra. Pewpewpew! Três palavras. Pew pew!☐ Algo de lábia☐ Média☐ Boa☐ Linda!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis e Tolkien se uniram para escrevê-lo☐ Ele substituirá sua vida ---{ Jogabilidade }--- "I know kugfu!"☐ Excelente!☐ Boa☐ Mehh☐ Em vez disso, observe a tinta secar☐ Só que não☐ Esmague sua mão com um martelo, é mais engraçado ---{ Grind }--- Você vai precisar de uma segunda vida para grindar☐ Grindmaníaco☐ Nível médio de grind☐ Somente se você se preocupa com achievements☐ Não precisa ---{ Dificuldade }--- ☐ Basta pressionar 'W'☐ Fácil☐ Fácil de aprender / Difícil de dominar☐ Uso significativo do cérebro☐ Difícil sem cérebro☐ Qual seu QI?☐ Dark Souls Hawking se uniu com Neil deGrasse Tyson para criar uma máquina do tempo e assim encontrar Einstein e Tesla para criar este jogo. ---{ Horas de jogo }--- ☐ Tempo suficiente para uma xícara de café☐ Curto☐ Médio☐ Longo☐ Você começa, seu neto termina Para o infinito e além! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Uma vez só é suficiente☐ Somente se você almeja conquistas☐ Depois de alguns meses... Anos... Mods...☐ Com DLCs vale a pena☐ É melhor você ter tempo para perder Bom... Você não precisava de vida mesmo! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Nunca ouvi falar Pequenos erros☐ Pode ser irritante☐ Você vai xingar...☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ O jogo em si é um grande criadouro para insetos ---{ Multijogador } --- Sem multijogador☐ Lan☐ Diz que tem, mas vai explodir seu pc se você tentar☐ Aí está... Um deserto solitário e esquecido☐ Meh, até que é divertido☐ Missão solo? O quê?☐ Basicamente um MMO ---{ Áudio }--- Audiorgásmico☐ Muito bom☐ Bom☐ Aceitável☐ Ruim☐ Estou surdo agora ---{ Público }--- ☐ Crianças☐ Adolescentes☐ Adultos☐ Vovó Todes ---{ Preço }--- ☐ Não está mais disponível na Steam É grátis!☐ O preço é justo☐ Se estiver em promoção ☐ Se você tiver algum dinheiro sobrando☐ Não recomendo☐ Você também pode simplesmente queimar seu dinheiro ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7☐ 8☐ 9 10 ESQUEÇAM de RDR2, Cyberpunk, GTA VI, Minecraft e outros! Este é o jogo perfeito! Que jogabilidade meu povo! E a história? E os GRÁFICOS! Sem falar da incrível trilha sonora!E tudo isso, DE GRAÇA! O único jogo 10/10 que tenho. Nem pensem duas vezes, Bongo Cat é uma joia, uma obra prima! RECOMENDO!

The dumbest guy ever facing a horde of aliens.What could possibly go wrong? 08/10 Final rating at the end! ---{ Graphics }---☐ DaVinci created a new reality☐ You forget what reality is☐ Red Dead Redemption II Byutchifu☐ Good☐ Decent☐ Don’t look at it for too long☐ Bad☐ Atari☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Does your PC run Paint?☐ Potato Decent☐ Fast☐ Rich Ox☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer---{ Story }---☐ Story? What story?☐ One word: pewpewpew! Three words: pew pew pew!☐ A bit of sweet talk☐ Average Good☐ Beautiful!☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }---☐ “I know kugfu!”☐ Excellent! Good☐ Mehh☐ Instead, watch paint dry☐ Yeah, no☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s funnier ---{ Grind }---☐ You’ll need a second life to grind this☐ Grindmaniac Medium grind level☐ Only if you care about achievements☐ No need ---{ Difficulty }---☐ Just press ‘W’ Easy☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master☐ Significant brain usage☐ Hard without a brain☐ What’s your IQ?☐ Dark Souls☐ Hawking teamed up with Neil deGrasse Tyson to build a time machine to find Einstein and Tesla to create this game ---{ Game Length }---☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee Short☐ Medium☐ Long☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }---☐ Once is enough☐ Only if you’re after achievements After a few months… years… mods… Worth it with DLCs☐ You better have time to waste☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }---☐ Never heard of any Small glitches☐ Can be annoying☐ You will swear…☐ ARK: Survival Evolved☐ The game itself is a massive insect farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- No multiplayer☐ LAN☐ Says it has it, but will blow up your PC if you try☐ There it is… a lonely forgotten desert☐ Meh, kinda fun☐ Solo mission? What?☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }---☐ Audiorgasmic☐ Very good Good☐ Acceptable☐ Bad☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }---☐ Kids Teens Adults Grandma☐ Everyone ---{ Price }---☐ No longer available on Steam☐ It’s free! The price is fair If it’s on sale☐ If you have some money to spare☐ I don’t recommend☐ You can also just burn your money ---{ 08 / 10 }--- ☐ 1☐ 2☐ 3☐ 4☐ 5☐ 6☐ 7 8☐ 9☐ 10 Right after finishing Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil, I decided to try for the first time this game that no longer needs any introduction: Dead Space. And despite my fears and not believing in my ability to finish another horror game, I reached the end of this little gem. Following that logic, I’ve just finished the second chapter of the series. And let me tell you: this is exactly what we expect from a second entry — keep what was good in the first, replace what was bad, and add some new fun stuff! Dead Space 2 is clearly a gem worthy of the first. Of course, since I don’t have the remake, I played the original, so I needed a few mods to fix some visual issues, but it was truly a pleasure both visually and sonically. The game is relatively short, making it easy to jump into a second run, especially with its achievements.Honestly, it was a very positive experience, one that makes me want to eventually buy the third game. And who knows… maybe even the remakes!Highly recommended!

You can JUMP! And it’s absolutely good for NOTHING! Well, anyone who knows me knows I LOVE horror games — except I get so nervous that I can only play five minutes alone. And honestly, it doesn’t take much to scare me. I mean, I always get jumpscared in Minecraft when a creeper shows up, for example. So yes, I love the genre, but since my wife refuses to sit next to me when I play, I can barely finish the games I **** that’s why I'm beautifully proud of myself for finishing the second game of this style, after The Beast Inside, Close to The Sun. Careful though — not that this one is trying to be as scary as the previous one; it’s more of a mysterious polar-ish story than an actual horror **** be completely honest, CTTS is more movie than game. Sure, there are a few puzzles and some hard parts, but it’s more guided and cinematic than anything else. Which explains why the gameplay is super basic. In fact, it has fewer interactions, mechanics and possibilities than a Telltale game, but it’s ultra-short and straight to the point. It’s a little story. In that sense, to pass the time and discover it, it’s not a negative thing. But you can’t expect much. Also, the Steampunk style and Tesla’s presence add a nice charm to the whole thing. To sum it up: with not-too-high expectations, it’s worth it — if it’s on sale.

Right after finishing Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil, I decided to try for the first time this game that no longer needs any introduction: Dead Space. And despite my doubts — and not believing much in my ability to finish another horror game — I made it to the end of this little gem. Strangely, the game feels quite similar to Doom, only less scary, but it makes up for that with a more developed story, more interesting weapons, and fun ****’s worth mentioning that I played the original (not the remake) and had to use some mods to fix a few graphical issues — but overall, it was a true visual and audio pleasure. The game is relatively short, easily inviting a second playthrough thanks to its achievements. Honestly, it was a very positive experience, one that makes me want to install the sequel right away. Highly recommended!

As always, I must first say that I’m not a hardcore gamer who enjoys big challenges, so old-school platform games aren’t really my thing — mostly because of their **** here, Blast Brigade is no exception. I’ve been stuck on the second boss for hours and can’t progress or enjoy it anymore, so I’m stopping for now. But that’s just about me, not the game **** fact, I wish I were a better player so I could experience more of this gem that is Blast Brigade. The game is beautiful, the humor is simple but charming, the gameplay is solid, and there are so many lovable ****’s the first time a game like this actually makes me sad to have to give up on it.However, for those who are fans of the genre, I highly recommend it!

Well, first and foremost and to be fair, I must warn that this is not my type of game at all. It's an old-school hack 'n slash style with a certain degree of difficulty. But that doesn't stop me from understanding that, for genre aficionados, it can be a little gem. In my layman's opinion, it somewhat reminds me of Megaman. The little story is likable, the gameplay is very good, the music is pleasant, and the old-school style is very beautiful. However, as I'm not a player who enjoys repeating the same stage multiple times after dying, and I'm not a joystick expert, I can't play more than that. But, if this game is your cup of tea, go for it, I believe it will be a good experience. I recommend it!

Sigh What to write...? Sigh Well, certainly everything I type next is old news, considering Skyrim's age and its undeniable fame. In my case, it's the very first Elder Scrolls game I've played, and damn, what an experience! There are so many details, so many stories, so many facets, that a simple review like this wouldn't even begin to cover the complexity and beauty of this work of art. I, who am by no means a hardcore gamer, spent over 450 hours as the Dragonborn, scouring the cold and dangerous lands of Tamriel. Beyond the main stories, I believe all, absolutely all the DLCs are worth it. And there are quite a few. Anyway, what a grandiose game. I haven't felt so satisfied and empty at the same time since I finished Cyberpunk. You know, that hollow feeling in your chest that tastes like "now what do I do with my life?" A void after living countless stories, with complex characters, wonderful landscapes, and an incredible soundtrack. Skyrim allows you to forget reality for a few hours as soon as you open the game and get into the mood carried by the Dragonborn music. I've done all the quests I had, along with the DLCs, and even so, I know there are many more hours of gameplay. I'm only stopping, hoping to return someday, because I need to continue playing other adventures. I recommend it more than anything. The entire community recommends it! Be the Dragonborn!

Well, those who know me know that I LOVE horror games, but I get so nervous that I can only play for 5 minutes alone. And folks, I don't need much to get scared. I mean, I always jump in Minecraft when a creeper appears, for example. So yes, I love this genre, but since my wife refuses to sit next to me while I play, I can barely finish the games I **** that's why I'm beautifully proud of myself for having finished The Beast Inside. Beware, I'm not saying it was an inspiration of courage, as I'd scream at every 'jumpscare', and there are many! But I managed to complete the story, hooray! And if I remember correctly, the only other ones I managed to finish were Silent Hill 2, Doom 3, and Resident Evil 1 and 4. How, I have no **** is well-balanced between game and movie. It's not a Telltale but neither is it a Resident Evil, and sometimes you need to think a bit. That said, the story is relatively good, the graphics beautiful for its time, the soundtrack perfect, and the gameplay adequate (without over-refinements). The game is short, but it seems to me that the duration is ****, without giving spoilers about the story, which is the core of the game, as I wrote, it's good, but a bit phoned-in, predictable. I don't know if it's because so much has already been produced on the subject, but in the end, there aren't many big **** summary, it's a worthwhile game. However, it's not worth the 70+ reais it's currently costing. I recommend waiting for a sale.

First and foremost, it must be stated that this review is not about the BFG edition! It's about the original. I take this opportunity to recommend that you don't waste your time with the BFG version, as there are numerous compatibility issues that make the game unplayable. For this one, I simply used a mod that makes the game look better and run more fluidly, and it was perfect.Well, those who know me know that the DOOM franchise has always been one of my favorites. I played I and II with all their variations countless times, as well as the most recent version, which is a **** I left III aside for quite some time because... I LOVE horror games, but I'm incapable of playing alone for more than 5 minutes. And since my wife doesn't want to watch while I play, I never managed to progress. However, this time was different. For the first time, I managed not only to play this gem but also to finish it, being very pleasantly surprised! And now, I've finished the DLC.Doom 3 brings a touch of horror and "realism" to the franchise, which until then, despite a very superficial story, was more of an excuse to shoot monsters. This makes the game very interesting, giving a new dimension to the saga. In fact, unlike its successors, which focused more on unrestrained and wonderful action, this one concentrates on the suspense and "jumpscare" (LOTS of jumpscares) aspect, which is why it seems to me that it remains entirely relevant and current. It's a different proposal, but without losing the essence of the game. Combined with some mods to compensate for its age, Doom 3 is truly worth it.Regarding The Resurrection of Evil, the proposal is exactly the same, but they added a particular weapon with its mechanics, in addition to new monsters, which made everything even more enjoyable! Of course, there weren't major innovations, but they maintained the level and improved certain things, and for that alone, it's very much worth it!I know I'm biased, as I'm a huge fan of the franchise, but I highly recommend it (BUT STAY AWAY FROM THE BFG VERSION). You can play Doom III and its DLC without any fear!

Wow, what a pleasant surprise! Honestly, for the first time, I don't understand so many negative reviews. Maybe, since I didn't have an Atari as a kid, the nostalgia factor is missing, which means I might not get the essence of the **** let's get to what's important: this video game jewel!To start, both the pixelated style and the simple, straight-to-the-point story are extremely captivating. In addition, the secondary objectives are addictive and the silly humor is on point. But the strong point here was the idea of mixing the original games, offering many crazy versions to try ****, from what I remember of the few times I played Atari, both the controls and the games were often quite difficult, something typical of the retro era. So yes, the difficulty increases as a result, which ended up making me give up. Anyone who knows me knows that I am not a tough or patient player, so repeating an episode a thousand times to get through it is not for me! But, even so, I managed to get past the middle of the game. Maybe one day I'll go **** fact is that this was a beautiful surprise! I don't know what so many people disliked, but for me, if you're nostalgic and want to rediscover classics with a slight touch of magic, go for it, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND it!

Well, I never played the first Astro Duel, so I can't compare. But I'll warn you right away that it's not my favorite type of game. However, here's a tip: my experience improved 100% when I started using a controller! The game is quite interesting, with the idea of alternating between spaceship fights and character fights. The pixelated style is cute and the sounds are up to par. I imagine that with friends, the game must reach its full potential. So it's not my favorite type, and it can be difficult. But if you like this style, go for it, I recommend it. However, the price seems high to me, so I think it's good to wait for a sale.

07/10 Aaaaaaaah, Asteroids, an unbeatable classic! A simple concept, but one that works so well it never goes out of style. And on top of that, it's been updated to be even more beautiful and satisfying.What else can I say? Asteroids Remastered only improved what was already a masterpiece! Perhaps the only criticism we could make is that they didn't take more risks with innovation. But that doesn't affect the satisfaction the game provides in any way.