MetaVince

Cynically comical at times, serious about anarchy and its 'glory' (hence the 95% 'critics' review, pumping their fist in the air). My rear end hurt afer 3 hours, too. People left the theatre and I envy them. You'll either love it or hate it. I say, Netflix it and decide then.

Utter garbage! Do Not Waste Your Time. It's a travesty that reviewers went ape shipt over this crud...

Take the kids, they'll like it. Why are people rating this movie like it's an adult movie. This movie is to take the kids to. Sleep, nap, count to a million, watch... whatever.

0/10, Did not like, walked out of movie. Main characters annoying, we saw Peter Rabbit and Paddington 2, so much more entertaining..

I guess I'm the only person that liked this film... I don't know why it got lower reviews, it was a great story and I thought it was interesting to peek into the uber top restaurant business. Well done :0)

I'm the first person to review this movie in 2017! I hope I'm the last! Can't tell you what it's about, stopped movie about 30 minutes in. Slow, disjointed, made no sense. Ridley, you're better than this. How much did the producers pay for all thee great actors? Fortunately I paid only $1.99....

Really liked it. It's a sequel, not a prequel and makes the previous Jar Jar Binks creations look too CGI driven. I liked the recent prequels, but this one ties them all together.

This movie could have appealed to a huge audience if it was PG-13 like the Marvel movies. Instead of respecting the classy Kingsman, it plays to the main character's teenage hooligan attitude and adds some vile stuff like derriere-themed ending (the movie should have been called 'The Assmen - Revenge of the Horny Hooligan'... oi!). Michael Caine did what?(Right....) A Hip Hop Henchman, wow (Kingsman 2 vs The Evil Capitalist Theme Park CEO). Hillbillies, Margaret Thatcher zinger, just not necessary, not cheeky or funny, just slightly vile. Not a date movie, not a kid movie, not for adults, perfect for 17-23 males, hence the 10 stars from teenage males.

I'm so glad I didn't pay $10 in the movie theater. Good: Acting is very good (Chastain is the best), Story pretty good, Directing pretty good. Bad: Slow, Title is misleading, Characters not developed, oh... slow. This is weird, but I think this movie would be great for an "Intro to Business or Leadership' class. Yeah, I know, strange.. but it really shows the nitty gritty of running a business and what it takes to succeed (not what the Director intended, obviously). I liked that the violence was 'petty' and real, I didn't want it to be a bloody "Godfather meets Death of a Salesman' (lol), blam glam either. I'm glad it was a rental, though.

Wow, won best movie because the Oscars refused to give American Sniper its due. This movie was just not good. Don't see Iñárritu's Babel or Biutiful, either. Overrated, just bad. Should have walked out...

This movie was amazing. I didn't see it in the movies, would have been even better. I think Nolan blended the science and actually made it simple to understand (despite its complexity). One of my favorite movies ever.

Odd movie, excellent acting... boring and depressing as heck plot. About halfway into the movie, you check your watch.... not-a-good-sign. But I have to say, the actors (and there were some very good actors) knocked it out.

What a great movie, shows how Formula One was (is), it's good from beginning to end. Not sure if this is a date movie, but if you like racing, it's great. Ron Howard is the best.

This is a public service announcement: Do not waste your money on this flick, we paid $1.00 at Redbox and stopped the movie 30 minutes in due to 'not wanting to waste another 2 hours of my life' on such a morose, insignificant, depressing, weird movie. These actors (who are superb, by the way) tried to save it, but couldn't. Other uses of my $1.00? Would have preferred the dollar menu at McDs or maybe a dime bag to forget I rented this slop.

I liked this movie, it started off a little slow, but sped up and was funny as all get out! The actors were all good, Kevin Spacey is the ultimate SOB, I highly recommend it.

How did they do it! How did they create a movie that had such low expectations and somehow pull it off. Everyone I asked was like, 'Captain America', ehhh. But this movie was really good and will surprise you. I give it very good marks for story, special effects, etc. Someone told me that Marvel is setting up The Avengers for next year: Captain America, The Hulk?, Spiderman, etc. DC Comics has Superman, Wonderwoman, Batman, etc and I'm sure we'll see that next. Just an interesting tidbit, didn't know there were two comic camps (DC & Marvel)...

Overall this movie gets a 50, I went thinking '****....Aliens? Really?' and left saying the same thing.... Really? Like 'Football Players and Aliens' or 'Surfers and Aliens', IT JUST DOESN'T MIX. Good special effects, though, but the story is weird. Someone in Hollywood said, lets mix a Western with Science Fiction! Hahaha! An then Favreau (the Director) was like, why not? How about 'let's don't'.