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God simulator. Set people up with others, pray that nothing bad happens, and make sure that they live happily ever after. You can also make non-binary people and set a girl-looking-boy with a boy-looking-girl! Everyone wins! Nintendo has truly made one of the most progressive/forward-thinking games, as far as character creation goes.

Yay! Yay good graphics! Yay! Yay good graphics! Yay good graphuics! All games should only phocus on grafics! Only graphics! If you think oghteriwse you deserve death!

What is the story here? They're things like House of Leaves which has an involved narrative, and then you have stuff like this which has NO narrative! This game has and tells no story. It's like a bunch of people in an office said "We're going to make Shawshank Redemption as a mascot horror game." but they forgot to include the story, which is the ONE thing that you should NOT FORGET to put in! Oh, man.

"I got better." -Lancelot, Monty Python Still need more characters...there we go.

Who the hell want's this? Why would ANYBODY want this? This is probably the most shovelware of shovelware that has ever been made.

Shovelware trash that is made solely to fill up the PS5's tiny library! WOW! And people say that NINTENDO has shovelware!

**** people say the switch has shovelware...only about thirty more characters...there we go.

This game has lured kids in like the damn Pied Piper. I don't think that video games should be kept out of the hands of kids, but THIS type of game should not be given to kids.

Unavoidable punch move. You can't avoid it. There is no way to beat the rock people.

This game is Team Fortress 2 but bad. TF2 is objectively better than this game. Not just because Overwatch is dead.

This game is the worst thing ever. It has characters that are making kids think Fortnite invented them. On top of that, kids have gotten so desperate for vbucks that they steal their parent's credit cards. Why does anyone like this game?

Great game. **** fantastic. They TOTALLY didn't ruin ANYTHING about the original **** all. 100% nothing ruined...

Not my thing, but I can understand why people like it. I'm really tired. Really tired.

I originally reviewed this in a sarcastic rage. It's a fantastic game. Though it does get a little **** at points.

People who don't review this game seriously are stupid. This game is one of the greatest titles for any system. I wish that I could review the original NES one, but they don't have that one on this site.

If you like killing, which you do, then buy this game now. It is well worth it.

Story is good, nice way of having multiple stories in one game. The strategy-based gameplay isn't exactly my thing, but it's fun when you succeed at beating a tough boss.

Unlike ALL of the new Lego games, THIS one, along with the original Indiana Jones one, is the greatest Lego game ever! Don't listen to anyone who says this game is inferior. After they added voices, it went to **** Kids are stupid. That's why they like the new ones.

Looks objectively better than the N-Sane remaster. Just objectively better.

Fun, but you NEED a guide. This sentence is to get the character limit. Only four more things. There we go.

Persona 5, Royal or otherwise, is a fantastic game that tells a story that really shows how much video games can move a person emotionally. If you get the time and money, play it. It's good! And the last 20 something reviews I've done have been me in a sarcastic rage. I was off my meds for the last several months and I also needed a solid punch in the face.

What is this **** This game should not have been released in this state! What self respecting developer makes the graphics look that bad and release it?! The money you waste on thus game would be better spent on wiping your ass with it. Whoever thought that this game should have been released like this should be fired. Everyone knows that graphics are the only important thing in gaming! That's why nobody ever focuses on gameplay! Graphics are the only thing that should be focused on! WAH WAH WAH! IM A MEMBER OF GEN Z! I IS SMART! **** EVERYTHING! Why do people seriously only focus on graphics?! Why do people not care about gameplay anymore?! When did we as a people regress back to the 1980s when the only thing that mattered was how many bits your console was?! I want to take everyone who days that graphics are important and rip their heads off and **** down their neck.

The classic analog stick FPS. Here's a secret: if you plug in a second controller, you can play with two joysticks for the single player mode. However, the right stick moves your vision up and down and strafe left and right, while the left stick moves your vision left and right and move forward and backward.

The main character slows down at the start of the game and I can't make a jump because of it. At least the game's free.

This game has no use button. All E does is rotate the camera to the right. There is no use button. A terrible game that is impossible to progress in.