It's pleasant, but not promising enough to care about beyond a one-episode stand. [19 Jun 2006, p.37]

Having four women with sufficiently distinct personalities and a pleasant tone should help the show secure some viewership, but it really belongs on a specialized femme-oriented cable net.

Guy is almost that bad date that makes for a good story, but instead it's just a bad date that won't say good night. [16 Jun 2006, p.70]

It's an artificial conceit for a superficial show.

A ridiculous, cloying, condescending, wrong-headed reality show.

Would more accurately be called "How to Get A Guy, Any Guy" or better yet, "How to Cast a Great, Big, Wide Net Like the Soulless, Whoring Sea Donkey That You Are."

"How to Get the Guy" doesn't have to worry about a slow slide: It starts out about as low as you can go.